dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Of course, Haogui is not stupid. After arriving at Hualou, he deliberately asked the driver to relieve his itching and check the authenticity.

As a result, the driver taught him the ditty he sang just now.

Not to mention, the effect is remarkable!

After Hao Gui sang it once, not only did it stop itching, but even his yin body became a little firmer.

Immediately in ecstasy...Immediately turned around and left, never mentioning the matter of inviting me to dinner!

Who is Xin Lianshan? !That is the second scourge in the Yin-Yang world after Chen Daji, and one can imagine how wicked it is!

I have all the formulas for curing diseases and invite you to dinner? !I bother!

He even ordered the Yin soldiers around him: Immediately arrest the driver and go to the torture hell to torture him and imprison him for 800 years!

The driver seemed to have expected such a result a long time ago, not only did he not panic, but said in a mean-spirited manner.

"General Xin is telling the truth, the method I just taught you is a temporary solution, not a permanent cure."

"After using it three times, not only is it completely ineffective, but it will itch even worse in the future, hehe!"

"If you want to be completely cured..."

Hearing these inhuman words, Xin Lianshan had already stepped out of Hualou's big foot, and retracted it like lightning.

At the same time, he yelled loudly at Hualou: "People, where are they all dead!"

"I didn't see that your master Xin wanted to entertain distinguished guests. Food, drink, and good girls, hurry up and get them all!!"

The driver laughed even worse when he saw this, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider at all:

The food required a full table and the wine was expensive, so I ordered six gorgeous female ghosts for myself in one go!

In the end, this meal not only spent all the private money that Xin Lianshan had worked so hard to save for a year, but also caused a famine...

While drinking the flower wine, Xin Lianshan started thinking again:

He wanted to use his heavy drinking capacity to get the driver completely drunk and take the opportunity to talk.Then cook up this nasty guy.

But who knew that Hao Gui, as a senior alcoholic, had never had a drink with him.

When I was woken up by the bartender the next day, I found myself lying naked on the table, and even the driver gave me my tight-fitting big flower pants!

In panic, he hurriedly touched his big black hairy butt... Hey, fortunately, it doesn't hurt, he Xin Lianshan is still that pure and good comrade...

After calming down a little, Xin Lianshan asked hurriedly.

"Xiaoer, where's the old boy who drank with me yesterday!? Grab him quickly!!"

"Don't let him run away, or your shop will be demolished!!"

Xiaoer's face was full of grievances: "General Xin, he left a long time ago!"

"Who dares to stop the distinguished guest you always invite!!"

"Not only did he leave, but he also left with the new certificate you gave him."

"in addition......"

Xin Lianshan was already in a hurry: "What else, tell me quickly, kid!"

Xiao Er was so scared that he backed away again and again: "In addition, he also packed fifty jars of the most expensive wine, saying that it will be credited to your account..."

Hearing the words, Xin Lianshan felt as if struck by lightning, and slumped on the ground with a plop.

The will-o'-the-wisp above his head condensed into a line of large characters scrolling crazily:

Are you human, are you f*cking human? !Even ghosts can lie...

Seeing Xin Lianshan like this, Xiao Er became even more frightened.Trembling, he took out a large box from behind and handed it over.

"Xin, General Xin, this is what the master left behind before he left. He said that it can cure your illness..."

Hearing this, Haogui hurriedly snatched it from the second hand.

When I opened it, I found a box inside...

Just like a box inside a box, nesting dolls generally have more than 20 layers!

After finally taking apart the last one, I found that it was a piece of paper the size of a fingernail.

There are two small characters written on it cheaply: Scratch...

The heroic ghost Xin Lianshan raised his head to the sky and let out a mournful cry, and suddenly spewed out a large cloud of black air.

"Fuck! You bully ghosts too much!"

Poor Haogui, he finally borrowed a piece of clothing from Xiao Er, and fled back home in embarrassment.

Before leaving the house, the ignorant accountant smiled coquettishly to collect debts, but was kicked away by Xin Lianshan.

"What the hell, have I been this virtuous without seeing Mr. Xin?!"

"If you want to give money, where do you think I can get it out!!"

......

What the heroic ghost Xin Lianshan told was clearly a tragic experience, but everyone couldn't help laughing.

At the same time, Qiqi sighed with emotion: That taxi driver is quite wicked, this time he really made a fool of himself!

Xin Lianshan was so ashamed of being ridiculed by the crowd, he hurriedly interrupted.

"Master, Major General, please stop laughing at me."

"That wicked man with smoke, there is another letter for you!"

Chen Dage was taken aback: "For me? Where did you get the letter from?"

"Didn't you just say that someone left you a small note?!"

Xin Lianshan was even more indignant when he heard the words, like a woman from a good family who was accidentally taken advantage of by a stinky hooligan.

There are even tears in the huge eyes.