Douluo: Stop pretending, my wife is Qian Renxue

"What's the matter, Brother Ye?" Er Ming shouted loudly.

Chiba only felt her ears hurt.

Daming: "Yes, Brother Ye? If you have anything to say, just say it. We will go through fire and water, go up the mountain of knives, go down the sea of ​​fire, and enter the oil pan. Just one word from you, point east to east, point west to west, it's all a matter of one sentence." "

Er Ming nodded his head and said, "Me too, me too?"

Qianye: "Ditian, I want to take you to see Ditian."

"Di Tian..."

The two beasts were startled.

"Brother Ye, Di Tian is the Black Dragon King, the patron saint of our Star Forest, and has 10,000+ years of cultivation. How do you know him?" Daming asked with curious eyes.

Er Ming also wanted to know: "Brother Ye, tell me and let us two brothers have fun?"

He is my girlfriend's subordinate, what's the fun? Two little beasts who don't take too much trouble have weird heads!

Qianye shook his head: "Of course I know him. Isn't he the Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King Ditian? The little dragon who met the Dragon God back then has now become an old black dragon. Yesterday I drank wine and ate fish hot pot with him."

"But he wanted to change his taste today. After thinking about it, he thought of you two. Why don't you send me to catch you and kill you and cut them into pieces to taste the taste of the bull snake and giant ape meat."

what……

When the two beasts heard this, their faces turned pale with fright, and they fell to the ground, shouting for help.

"Brother Ye, Brother Ye... Erming's meat is not delicious at all. Erming has lived for 10 years. The meat is too old. It is not tender at all. It is as hard as stone. It cannot be cooked for a hundred times. It is really not delicious." , It’s not delicious!” Tai Tan was so frightened that he immediately begged for mercy in front of Qianye.

hum~

Qianye smiled: "It doesn't matter if the meat is too old. If you cut the meat and cook the pork ribs and corn soup, it will taste right."

"And your heart, liver, lungs and kidneys are not old, they are all delicious food."

"By the way, the small intestine can also be used to make sausage. The best thing is your giant whip. It can be used to make wine. A man can drink it and be strong for three days and three nights. It won't be a problem to fight for three thousand rounds."

woohoo~

Tai Tan was so frightened that he cried on the spot and hugged one of his thighs with both hands: "Brother Ye... don't do this to me. For the sake of Er Ming's long-standing friendship with you, and for the sake of my being Xiao Wu's adopted brother. , just let me go, okay?"

Hiss hahaha~

Hiss hahaha~

Hiss hahaha~

Suddenly, Daming couldn't help laughing.

"Brother, you can still laugh when death is imminent? Are you not afraid of death? Brother Ye and the Beast God are going to eat us as a delicacy, but you can still laugh. Are you scared to death or crazy?" Titan Giant Ape He picked it up angrily.

Only then did the Azure Bull Python stop laughing: "You idiot, do you think Brother Ye really wants to eat you and me? You are so stupid!"

"Based on the relationship between the three of us, are we going to eat as long as we want? Brother Ye was joking with you. He just said that he would pick up Sister Xiaowu later and go to see the Beast God together to discuss something."

Wow……

Hearing this, Er Ming breathed a sigh of relief: "As long as you don't eat me, nothing else matters."

Then he turned his attention to Qianye: "Brother Ye, are you really going to pick up Sister Xiaowu later? I haven't seen Sister Xiaowu for many years, and I miss her so much."

"Well, without further ado, come with me right now." Qianye turned around and walked deeper into the woods.

The two beasts followed immediately.

Qianye brought the two beasts to the Lake of Life to meet Di Tian. He immediately disappeared in a flash and went to pick up Xiao Wu from Lan Ba ​​Academy in Tiandou City.

……

Lanba Academy.

Chiba has not been here for some days.

When we walked inside, it was still the same as when we first arrived, nothing had changed.

Qianye took a look and immediately found Xiao Wu, taking a nap in the dormitory.

He went directly to her dormitory.

Xiao Wu was lying on the bed, and the most important thing in her mind was the time she spent with Qianye, when they first met.

Like a disc of time, it is forever engraved in her heart.

bang bang bang~

A sudden knock on the door woke her up from her dream.

She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling.Since he had just woken up, he didn't know what the situation was like now or what had disturbed him just now.

bang~

Suddenly, another knock on the door woke her up.

Sure enough, someone was knocking on the door again.

Doubting whether it was Tang San, he didn't even want to open the door.

"Who?"

bang~

No one answered her, just knocks on the door.

"Are you bothered?" Xiao Wu jumped out of bed angrily, rushed to open the door, and vowed to make trouble for the bad guy who knocked on the door.

thump~

Xiao Wu opened the door angrily and was about to throw a punch, but the next moment, she was dumbfounded.

Outside the door, there was no one at all.

"what does it mean?"

Xiao Wu was even more angry, why couldn't she see anyone?

"Are you playing with me? Who is so annoying and deliberately playing pranks on yourself?"

bang~

"Wu is so angry!" Xiao Wu slammed the door, turned around and bumped into someone's arms.

Huh?

Xiao Wu was so frightened on the spot that she fell back warily and fell against the door. When she looked again, a long-lost smile appeared on her face: "Brother Ye...it turns out you are back to see Xiao Wu."

She immediately jumped into Qianye's arms, put her hands around his neck, clamped her legs around his waist, put her red lips on his mouth and kissed him passionately...

Qianye hasn't seen Xiao Wu for more than a year. She is already 16 years old, 1.8 meters tall, tall and beautiful.

……

The two of them were at ease with each other, and it was already three hours later.

There was still a hint of blush on Xiao Wu's face, and her head rested on his right arm: "Brother Ye, you won't leave when you come back this time, right?"

Chiba: "Let's go, I'll leave tomorrow, and I'm coming back this time to take you away for a while."

"Where to go?" Xiao Wu was very happy. Finally, he wasn't going alone. I could go with him, which was exactly what I wanted.

"Your hometown, Star Dou Forest."

"Ah..." Xiao Wu was even more overjoyed: "That would be great! I haven't gone back for three years, and I'm thinking about Da Ming and Er Ming. It just so happens that I have Brother Ye as my companion this time, so I won't be lonely on the road. Unbearable."

"I think so too." After saying that, Chiba kissed her red lips...

thump~

Just as the two were kissing passionately, the door suddenly opened from the outside.

Xiao Wu glanced at it and saw that it was no one else but Tang San who had barged in, and she became furious: "Xiao San, why didn't you even knock on the door when you came in?"

"Xiao Wu, who is he?" Tang San's face had darkened to the color of pig liver, and he felt very unbalanced.

I didn't recognize this person for a while, but it was actually Qianye.

For more than a year, Qianye didn't come back, which gave him the illusion that he and Xiao Wu still had something to do.

But just now, when he came to invite Xiao Wu for dinner, he heard a man talking inside when he arrived at the door, and he broke in angrily.

"Brother Ye is back, what are you pretending to be? Are you pretending not to know him or not?" Xiao Wu asked angrily.