Douluo: Stop pretending, my wife is Qian Renxue

"You kid, you have a lot of face. You asked me to chat with you, but I don't even know you. Why don't you go to heaven? Are we familiar with each other?" Liu Shen complained.

Yes, are we familiar?

Chiba: "Not familiar at all?"

Liu Shen: "That's right. Since we're not familiar with each other, there's no point in talking."

If we don’t know each other well, we won’t chat. What kind of bullshit logic is that?

Qianye also smiled: "As the old saying goes, familiarity occurs again and again. You are not familiar with Shicun at first, nor are you familiar with the villagers of Shicun, but after a long time, won't you become familiar with them?"

Xin said, in the original book of Perfect World, you were not familiar with Shi Hao at first, right?

"So we can be unfamiliar or very familiar. Whether we are familiar or not is actually just a matter of time, right?"

giggle~

Liu Shen suddenly became happy, probably because she had stayed at the entrance of Shicun for too long, and maybe it was because she finally had an outsider come to the village.

Maybe it was because I suddenly saw a new face and felt fresh.

Maybe it was just because of Chiba's humor, boldness, and outspokenness that she had a different feeling and experience.

"No, you are an outsider. Outsiders cannot stay in Stone Village, so we will never get to know each other."

"This is easy, I just need to join Shicun."

Qianye Xin said that it would not be easy to enter Shicun with his own strength.

Even you, Liu Shen, can't stop me.

"Young man, I have to say that you are very confident, so that's it. How about we make a bet? As long as you can make the people of Shicun accept you and let you stay, how about I get to know you?" Liu Shen quipped.

You must know that Shicun never takes in outsiders, unless they are descendants of Shi or their wives who have been brought back.

Shicun is the first ancestral land of the Stone clan, so Shi Ziling and his wife thought of sending their son Shi Hao to this pure land for protection.

The reason why Willow God came to Shicun was actually an accident.

The story starts from the Nirvana period. She was severely injured after being surrounded by the two great Immortal Kings of the Immortal Realm, and then fell into the lower realm.

It can be seen from this that Liu Shen is not a peaceful god, but a fighting god.

In the last battle of the Ancient Immortal Era, he fought his way into another world alone, crossing the world nine times in and out, bathing in the enemy's blood. The gods and demons who killed him became frightened and changed their minds after hearing this.

Therefore, she was also a "tigress" who only made her enemies tremble.

It was only after coming to this stone village from the lower realms that he cultivated his moral character and cultivated his character, so he could treat others so gently, and his wild nature had also restrained a little.

Of course, the strength has not yet been restored.

However, it doesn't mean that she has lost her true feelings, it's just that she doesn't mean what she says.

When one day she has to fight, she will still fight with blood.

"I'm not bragging. I'm not very interested in joining Shicun, but just to make a bet with you, I decided to join Shicun." Qianye was telling the truth.

Xin said that if he couldn't even join Shicun, then his more than 1 years of life would have been in vain.

A level [-] cultivation level is not something you can just boast about.

"Then I will allow you to enter Shicun, but it is none of my business whether you will be beaten out." Liu Shen said in a tone of people who are eating melons.

I want to see how this kid with no cultivation at all managed to sneak into Shicun?

How could she know that Qianye didn't have no strength, but just hid her strength.

However, at her level, even the giant Immortal King cannot see her.

After all, he is invincible, and only Chiba himself knows the depth of it.

Chiba: "If my guess is correct, you are the lightning-struck log of about 19 meters in front of me, right?"

After all, people who have seen a perfect world cannot deceive themselves.

Since he knows?

Liu Shen smiled: "Now that I know, I have nothing to hide. Yes, I am Shi Cun's sacrificial spirit, that is, the lightning-struck willow tree in front of you. Others call me Liu Shen, and Shi Cun is under my protection." "Down here, the mountains are poisonous, vermin and beasts don't dare to enter the village to cause trouble, and people from other villages don't dare to enter the village to cause trouble."

"So I'm warning you, after entering Stone Village, you can do whatever you want, but one thing is, I won't let you go if you do something that hurts the villagers."

Qianye only regarded Liu Shen's warning as a joke.

With my current strength, level [-], how could I be scared by you.

Also laughed.

Qianye glanced at the only branch of the willow tree maliciously and said: "Speaking of willow tree...Old willow tree, you..."

"Call Liu Shen!" She suddenly interrupted Qianye's words sharply.I thought to myself, "Why doesn't this kid want to talk?"Since he dares to call himself Lao Liushu: "Looking for a fight, right?"

Chiba: "..."

Don’t even know what to say to her?

I am just an old willow tree. I am just telling the truth. Is that wrong?

Chiba: "Liu Shen, I really want to know if you are a boy or a girl?"

uh~

Liu Shen was a little dumbfounded: "You boy, don't you know whether I am a boy or a girl just by listening to my voice? Can a man still make a woman's voice?"

→→?

As a time traveler, it is no longer common for men to make women’s voices?

For example, there are many shemales who dress up as women and undergo sex reassignment surgery, that is, from male to female. Over time, their voices change.

On the surface, you can't tell the gender. You can only tell if you take off your clothes and see the only private part.

Of course, if even that one is replaced, it will be really difficult to judge.

"Okay then! I will treat you as a woman first."

"I am a woman, why should I be a woman first? What you said makes me sound like I am neither a man nor a woman?" Liu smiled angrily.

Qianye Xin said, I know you are a woman, I just want to chat with you, if I don’t find something to talk about, I will end up chatting to death:

"Okay, I know you are a woman, but what I am curious about is why you only grow a willow tree instead of a little more. Wouldn't it be better to grow back into a strong willow tree?"

"╯﹏╰" Liu Shen sighed after hearing what he said: "Don't you think I don't want to! Before that, I had grown into a towering willow tree. Isn't this a tree that was struck alive by thunder? , broken off from it, the upper body and the crown of the tree have long since decayed, so I am too lazy to grow into a tree again, so just a willow stick is fine."

"Anyway, it will be broken by lightning when it grows, so why not just leave it like this."

"It makes sense." Qianye touched his chin: "But Liu Shen, what I don't understand is why the thunder and lightning in the sky hit you for no reason. There is always a reason, right?"

Is this kid trying to trick himself?

"There is indeed a reason, that is, I am too terrible, so terrible that it cannot be tolerated by God."

Chiba couldn't help but give her a thumbs up: "You are awesome...you are really awesome."

But what she said was not unreasonable.

In this perfect world plane, Liu Shen is indeed a somewhat heaven-defying existence, and he is very sensible and will do whatever he doesn't accept.

Naturally, she has offended many powerful beings, gods and demons, so she cannot use the power of heaven to suppress her.

"→→" Liu Shen sighed again: "They are all immortals in distress. What's so great about them? In front of the way of heaven, I am nothing more than an ant."

"There is a saying that all saints are ants. I know how much I weigh, so you don't need to flatter me."