Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans

"Uncle, can you tell me where it is?"

"You walk forward, turn right at the third intersection, then go straight and turn left at the fifth intersection, then go straight and turn left at the second intersection, then go straight and turn right at the seventh intersection, then go straight at the ninth intersection Turn left at the intersection, then go straight to the 175th house on the right."

Xiao Wu's head was spinning when she heard it. Why was it so confusing? My rabbit brain couldn't remember it!

"Uncle, can you wait for me for a while?"

"what happened?"

Xiao Wu looked at the enthusiastic uncle with some embarrassment and hesitated to explain.

"That, uncle, I can't remember!"

"Oh! Uncle, here is paper and pen. Come and write for you."

"Thank you uncle!"

The uncle took out a pen and paper and scribbled down the route on the paper, then handed it to Xiao Wu with a smile.

"Come on, little girl, you won't be able to remember now, will you?"

Xiao Wu took the note from her uncle and read it for a long time with a frown.

"what happened?"

"Uncle, I can't understand your words!"

For a moment, the uncle felt like he was struck by lightning. Everyone was praising his handwriting. Why couldn't this little girl understand it?

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, little girl, you can write it yourself!"

After writing down the route, Xiao Wu looked at the uncle's stiff steps as he left, feeling a little strange.

"What a strange uncle!"

At this time, Mo Xie and Tang San were waiting for the waiter to serve the food. Looking at the plates of rabbit meat being served, Tang San swallowed unconsciously.

"I'm not lying to you, mistress! The rabbit meat here at Bugs Bunny is delicious!"

"Yeah! Xiao Mo is a good friend. This rabbit meat smells delicious and will definitely be exciting when you eat it."

"Brother, what smells so good? Is it so exciting?"

Xiao Wu poked her head out from behind Tang San and looked at him with a smile.

"Xiao Wu, why are you here? The food here is rat meat, which is not suitable for you. Go back quickly!"

"Brother, why are you so disgusting that you actually eat rat meat? You can just eat it yourself. Why do you bring this bastard with you!"

Tang San was a little confused. It was clearly Mo Xie who brought him here, so why did he bring Mo Xie here?

The waiter next to him was unhappy when he heard this. His restaurant obviously sells rabbit meat, so why did it become rat meat?

"Guest, please don't talk nonsense. Our restaurant clearly sells rabbit meat, not rat meat."

"Rabbit... rabbit... rabbit... meat?"

Hearing that it was rabbit meat, Xiao Wu became confused.

"Yes! The rabbit meat is the most delicious and famous in Soto City. We kill [-] rabbits a day here!"

"One...ten...ten thousand...only?"

"Yes! This is still a small amount! It is possible to increase it more than ten times if there is a festival or something."

Xiao Wu was already in a mess, with a pale face, and ran away screaming.

"What's wrong with him? Is our rabbit meat dish so scary?"

"It's okay, Kenneng must be scared because her martial spirit is a rabbit!"

Tang San chewed the rabbit meat and looked at the direction Xiao Wu left with some worry.

"Xiao Mo, I'd better go see Xiao Wu, I'm a little worried about her!"

"Don't want to eat rabbit meat?"

Tang San looked at the fragrant rabbit meat in front of him, swallowed his saliva and turned his head away with difficulty.

"Next time!"

"Why don't you pack two whole roasted rabbits and go, as long as Xiao Wu doesn't know about it?"

"Why didn't I think of this!"

Seeing Tang San packing up dozens of rabbits, the corner of Mo Xie's mouth twitched slightly. It wasn't that he was reluctant to part with the money, but he just felt that Tang San was so pitiful. If he hadn't led him to satisfy his greed, he would have probably gnawed on a rabbit statue one day!

"Xiao Wu, are you okay?"

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San with red eyes, tears streaming down her face.

"Brother, didn't you promise me not to eat rabbits?"

Facing Xiao Wu who was not in a good state at this time, Tang San sold Mo Xie directly without even thinking.

"I just looked at it, I didn't eat it, those are just little ink dots!"

"Really?"

"Really! I swear if I eat rabbit, there will be thunder..."

Just as Tang San was about to say the last word, a burst of thunder suddenly came from the sky.

Tang San looked up at the sky. He just made an oath, but does it have to be so effective?

"Brother! What are the five thunders?"

"Five thunders..."

"Boom!"

"Brother! What are the five thunders?"

"Five thunders..."

"Boom!"

Tang San had a dark face. He had sworn countless times in his two lifetimes, but he had never seen anything so effective today.

"Brother! What on earth are you going to say?"

"Five thunders struck Xiao Mo!"

"Boom..."

In line with the principle that a dead Taoist friend should never die a poor Taoist, Tang San immediately changed his mind.

Mo Xie, who was using the snake charm to make himself invisible, was stunned. He was about to summon thunder to hit Tang San. He didn't expect this bastard to sell himself so easily, so that he couldn't even chop him now.

"Look! How can your brother eat rabbits without even thunder falling!"

"You won't fall down, will you?"

Mo Xie used the Dragon Talisman to directly summon a thunderbolt as thick as a bowl, and struck in the distance.

"Brother, are you lying to me? Did you also eat rabbit?"

Tang San was confused. Does the oath he swore have to be so effective?

"Xiao Wu, this is just an accident, it may not be Xiao Mo who gets hit."

"Then you come with me to find out who the hacker is!"

Mo Xie used the rabbit talisman to travel directly through the space and came to a piece of scorched earth. He used the monkey talisman to turn himself into a charred and miserable shape and lay on the ground.

When Xiao Wu saw the dying Mo Xie, she pointed angrily at Mo Xie and stared at Tang San with red eyes.

"Brother, this is the accident you mentioned!"

"Maybe...should...maybe...it was an accident!"

Mo Xie weakly raised his hand, opened his eyes tremblingly and looked at Tang San.

"Xiaosan, I'm so unlucky! The sun is shining brightly today, why would lightning strike me? I didn't swear anything!"

After Tang San heard the word "swear", his whole body felt bad. He could already imagine his miserable surveillance life in the future. The dozens of rabbits on his 24th Bridge on a bright moonlit night might be left to grow moldy.

"Brother, why are you still standing there, why don't you take this bastard back!"

"Oh!"

Mo Xie lay comfortably on Tang San's back. It was great not to be able to walk on his own. As expected, Tang San's biological car was easy to use.

Passing by the fruit shop, Xiao Wu saw a durian covered in thorns, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

"Boss! How do you sell this durian?"

"Little girl, this is shipped from overseas. The cost is not low. Five Gintama coins each, no bargaining."

"Okay boss, give me the one with the sharpest and hardest thorns. The denser the thorns, the better!"

"Little girl, others choose to be familiar with you, why are your requests so strange?"

"Boss, I want this, will you sell it?"

"Sell! There's no reason why a businessman shouldn't sell, but I've made my promise. Don't blame me for not being familiar with it."