Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans
Chapter 228 Goblin Food
Tang San looked at the green-skinned man in front of him and asked with a confused expression: "Who said that?"
"Everyone in this room knows it. If you don't believe it, you can come in and ask." The green-skinned weirdo made an opening for Tang San and motioned for him to enter.
Tang San didn't retreat, walked into the room, and was a little stunned when he saw the green strange people.
"Are all your tribe members like this?" Tang San couldn't believe his eyes. It didn't matter that the first one looked weird, but why did everyone look so weird?
"That's right! My name is Ge Yi, and we are goblins. Of course you look like this. Young man, your muscles are quite developed. Do you want to consider staying and developing them?" Ge Yi touched Tang San's chest and licked it. Lips said with excitement, "All of our Goblin beauties are very beautiful, especially my daughter Ge Ya, who is definitely a beauty in the Goblin world."
"Handsome brother, I am Ge Ya." As soon as the brother finished speaking, a green and shiny fat goblin stood up, with the fat on her body swaying.
"No need, we are not suitable!" Tang San felt disgusted looking at this fat man.
Brother Yi glanced at Tang San with some resentment and said, "As a hero of our nation, how can you put it off? We have kept the most beautiful girls in our family for generations just to allow your bloodline to continue in their bodies. "
"Me? National hero?" Tang San looked at Brother Yi with a puzzled expression.
"Yes, legend has it that in a distant time, there was a savior who stole the Xuantian Baolu, the most precious treasure of the Demon Sect. His name is Tang San. According to legend, he will come to this world again. I think it should be you."
The veins on Tang San's forehead popped out, it seemed that what he said was true, or it should be said that it was completely true.
"Then what?" Tang San looked at Brother Yi curiously and asked.
"Then I asked, I don't want to tell you. If you weren't that Tang San, wouldn't it mean that my brother was violating the family tradition?" Brother Yi looked at Tang San warily.
"Actually, I am that Tang San!" In order to get information about Tang Clan, Tang San also admitted his identity.
"That's great, I will inform everyone to donate their daughters and granddaughters." Brother Yi looked at Tang San excitedly.
"Hey! I don't need your daughter or granddaughter, I just want to know something!" Tang San looked at Brother Yi and shouted quickly, but unfortunately Brother Yi ignored Tang San at all. Mo Xie, who knew the situation, was in trouble, this Goblin Lin is easy to change, but how can the beautiful goblin change?
After thinking about it, Mo Xie thought it would be better to unify them. Through the blue silver grass, Mo Xie turned the mud, dirt and rotten wood into flowers from a distance.
In order to make them a little different, some had bigger heads, some had big moles, and some had upturned nostrils. As long as Mo Xie could think of it, he tried it all.
An hour later, Brother Yi rushed back with a huge team and shouted to Tang San in the room: "Sir Savior, please accept the thanks from the whole clan to you!"
Tang San opened the door in confusion and almost vomited his bile when he saw all kinds of goblin beauties. They were all plump, green, and quite ugly. Even the most ugly ones were still picking their noses.
"Lord Savior, do you think these people are to your taste?" Brother Yi looked at Tang and took out a pen and paper with a smile, "I will help you record which one you like, and I will ensure that you have the goblin girls in your harem. It’s absolutely what you want.”
"Let's not talk about it for now, can you tell me about the Tang Clan?" Tang San looked at the long green queue in front of him that stretched from the door to several hills with no end in sight.
"No, you must at least marry the beauty of our goblin, so that we can be accountable to our ancestors." Brother Yi looked at Tang San angrily.
"We'll talk about it later before getting married." Tang San didn't know what to say when he saw this. All of them were extremely enthusiastic. He couldn't tie them up and torture them to extract confessions. He could only destroy his five internal organs first. After filling up, say, "I'm empty now, you have to give me some food!"
"Oh, how could I have forgotten such an important thing for you?" When I heard this, I patted the back of my head angrily and said, "Come here, I'll cook you a delicious meal."
As soon as Brother finished speaking, a few clever little goblins came over with several pots. Tang San curiously looked inside and saw a lot of squirming caterpillars, rotten cucumbers and vegetable leaves, and a pot. Yoneda Kyo exudes a foul odor.
I saw my brother grab a few handfuls of plump caterpillars and put them into a stone mortar, then put in rotten cucumbers and vegetable leaves, sprinkled a handful of salt, and smashed them with a stone pestle.
Looking at Brother Yi who was making food, Tang San pointed to the disgusting mixture in the stone mortar with some disbelief and said, "Do you usually eat this?"
"Yes, it's high in protein, high in vitamins, and it can also relieve constipation. It's so good to do three things at once!" Brother turned around and looked at Tang San seriously.
"Is there no other food?" Tang San looked at the thick, stringy green liquid and frowned.
"No, this is the most perfect food for our whole family. We have already selected the best ones and sent them to you."
"Don't worry, even though it looks disgusting, it will taste delicious and you will definitely love it." After saying that, the elder brother poured the pounded viscous substance into a big bowl, sprinkled it with a little rice field, and brought it to Tang San. "Lord Savior, your meal is ready. Please taste it."
Looking at the weird food in front of him that he watched making the whole time, Tang San really had no appetite at all. He suppressed the vomiting feeling in his stomach and said to Brother Yi: "This meal is well cooked, I'm already full just from the smell. "
"How can that be possible? Only you, Lord Savior, are worthy of a meal made with such good ingredients." Brother Yi said, putting the bowl in Tang San's hand and said, "Lord Savior, let's do a beauty contest while eating!"
As he spoke, Brother pushed Tang San, who was holding the bowl, to the door, and said to the little goblin beside him: "Xiao Er, go get a chair for the Savior."
"Okay, Brother, please come here, Third Master, and I'll give you a chair." The little goblin had a vulgar expression and a mean smile, a bit like a man trying to pull people in on a hook.
Tang San looked at Brother Yi who was so enthusiastic in front of him, sighed softly and thought to himself: It seems that I can only pretend to surrender, and after I figure out what I want to know, I will escape from this place immediately. It's really unbearable.
Pressing Tang San on the chair, Brother Yi said to the female goblin lining up outside: "First one, what's your name?"
A short and fat female goblin came forward and looked at Tang San who was sitting on the chair. She covered her face shyly, looked at Tang San with a coy and yellow face and said, "Little girl, brother, ying ying." , Fang Ling 18, the family has seven children and three husbands, Lord Tang San, can you be my fourth husband?"
When Tang San heard such powerful words, he almost couldn't hold the weird food in his hand. He quickly shook his head at his brother and said, "You are not suitable. Go back and take care of your children and husband!"
Ge Yingying covered Huang's hot face, lowered his head and said with some joy: "Master Tang San talked to me, I feel so happy. The sacks are ready tonight, and I must not let you escape from my grasp." .”
"Everyone in this room knows it. If you don't believe it, you can come in and ask." The green-skinned weirdo made an opening for Tang San and motioned for him to enter.
Tang San didn't retreat, walked into the room, and was a little stunned when he saw the green strange people.
"Are all your tribe members like this?" Tang San couldn't believe his eyes. It didn't matter that the first one looked weird, but why did everyone look so weird?
"That's right! My name is Ge Yi, and we are goblins. Of course you look like this. Young man, your muscles are quite developed. Do you want to consider staying and developing them?" Ge Yi touched Tang San's chest and licked it. Lips said with excitement, "All of our Goblin beauties are very beautiful, especially my daughter Ge Ya, who is definitely a beauty in the Goblin world."
"Handsome brother, I am Ge Ya." As soon as the brother finished speaking, a green and shiny fat goblin stood up, with the fat on her body swaying.
"No need, we are not suitable!" Tang San felt disgusted looking at this fat man.
Brother Yi glanced at Tang San with some resentment and said, "As a hero of our nation, how can you put it off? We have kept the most beautiful girls in our family for generations just to allow your bloodline to continue in their bodies. "
"Me? National hero?" Tang San looked at Brother Yi with a puzzled expression.
"Yes, legend has it that in a distant time, there was a savior who stole the Xuantian Baolu, the most precious treasure of the Demon Sect. His name is Tang San. According to legend, he will come to this world again. I think it should be you."
The veins on Tang San's forehead popped out, it seemed that what he said was true, or it should be said that it was completely true.
"Then what?" Tang San looked at Brother Yi curiously and asked.
"Then I asked, I don't want to tell you. If you weren't that Tang San, wouldn't it mean that my brother was violating the family tradition?" Brother Yi looked at Tang San warily.
"Actually, I am that Tang San!" In order to get information about Tang Clan, Tang San also admitted his identity.
"That's great, I will inform everyone to donate their daughters and granddaughters." Brother Yi looked at Tang San excitedly.
"Hey! I don't need your daughter or granddaughter, I just want to know something!" Tang San looked at Brother Yi and shouted quickly, but unfortunately Brother Yi ignored Tang San at all. Mo Xie, who knew the situation, was in trouble, this Goblin Lin is easy to change, but how can the beautiful goblin change?
After thinking about it, Mo Xie thought it would be better to unify them. Through the blue silver grass, Mo Xie turned the mud, dirt and rotten wood into flowers from a distance.
In order to make them a little different, some had bigger heads, some had big moles, and some had upturned nostrils. As long as Mo Xie could think of it, he tried it all.
An hour later, Brother Yi rushed back with a huge team and shouted to Tang San in the room: "Sir Savior, please accept the thanks from the whole clan to you!"
Tang San opened the door in confusion and almost vomited his bile when he saw all kinds of goblin beauties. They were all plump, green, and quite ugly. Even the most ugly ones were still picking their noses.
"Lord Savior, do you think these people are to your taste?" Brother Yi looked at Tang and took out a pen and paper with a smile, "I will help you record which one you like, and I will ensure that you have the goblin girls in your harem. It’s absolutely what you want.”
"Let's not talk about it for now, can you tell me about the Tang Clan?" Tang San looked at the long green queue in front of him that stretched from the door to several hills with no end in sight.
"No, you must at least marry the beauty of our goblin, so that we can be accountable to our ancestors." Brother Yi looked at Tang San angrily.
"We'll talk about it later before getting married." Tang San didn't know what to say when he saw this. All of them were extremely enthusiastic. He couldn't tie them up and torture them to extract confessions. He could only destroy his five internal organs first. After filling up, say, "I'm empty now, you have to give me some food!"
"Oh, how could I have forgotten such an important thing for you?" When I heard this, I patted the back of my head angrily and said, "Come here, I'll cook you a delicious meal."
As soon as Brother finished speaking, a few clever little goblins came over with several pots. Tang San curiously looked inside and saw a lot of squirming caterpillars, rotten cucumbers and vegetable leaves, and a pot. Yoneda Kyo exudes a foul odor.
I saw my brother grab a few handfuls of plump caterpillars and put them into a stone mortar, then put in rotten cucumbers and vegetable leaves, sprinkled a handful of salt, and smashed them with a stone pestle.
Looking at Brother Yi who was making food, Tang San pointed to the disgusting mixture in the stone mortar with some disbelief and said, "Do you usually eat this?"
"Yes, it's high in protein, high in vitamins, and it can also relieve constipation. It's so good to do three things at once!" Brother turned around and looked at Tang San seriously.
"Is there no other food?" Tang San looked at the thick, stringy green liquid and frowned.
"No, this is the most perfect food for our whole family. We have already selected the best ones and sent them to you."
"Don't worry, even though it looks disgusting, it will taste delicious and you will definitely love it." After saying that, the elder brother poured the pounded viscous substance into a big bowl, sprinkled it with a little rice field, and brought it to Tang San. "Lord Savior, your meal is ready. Please taste it."
Looking at the weird food in front of him that he watched making the whole time, Tang San really had no appetite at all. He suppressed the vomiting feeling in his stomach and said to Brother Yi: "This meal is well cooked, I'm already full just from the smell. "
"How can that be possible? Only you, Lord Savior, are worthy of a meal made with such good ingredients." Brother Yi said, putting the bowl in Tang San's hand and said, "Lord Savior, let's do a beauty contest while eating!"
As he spoke, Brother pushed Tang San, who was holding the bowl, to the door, and said to the little goblin beside him: "Xiao Er, go get a chair for the Savior."
"Okay, Brother, please come here, Third Master, and I'll give you a chair." The little goblin had a vulgar expression and a mean smile, a bit like a man trying to pull people in on a hook.
Tang San looked at Brother Yi who was so enthusiastic in front of him, sighed softly and thought to himself: It seems that I can only pretend to surrender, and after I figure out what I want to know, I will escape from this place immediately. It's really unbearable.
Pressing Tang San on the chair, Brother Yi said to the female goblin lining up outside: "First one, what's your name?"
A short and fat female goblin came forward and looked at Tang San who was sitting on the chair. She covered her face shyly, looked at Tang San with a coy and yellow face and said, "Little girl, brother, ying ying." , Fang Ling 18, the family has seven children and three husbands, Lord Tang San, can you be my fourth husband?"
When Tang San heard such powerful words, he almost couldn't hold the weird food in his hand. He quickly shook his head at his brother and said, "You are not suitable. Go back and take care of your children and husband!"
Ge Yingying covered Huang's hot face, lowered his head and said with some joy: "Master Tang San talked to me, I feel so happy. The sacks are ready tonight, and I must not let you escape from my grasp." .”
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