Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans
Chapter 24: Shrek was slapped all the way
"What did you say, you little brat?"
"I said you are a big bear, why can't you understand human speech?"
"Little brat, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you!"
"Okay! Let's start the duel!"
Seeing Zao Wou-Ki's rage, Flanders immediately stopped him and persuaded him: "Old Zhao, calm down!"
"What are you doing! Four-eyed frog owl!"
"Fuck! I'll beat you to death, little brat!"
Zhao Wuji immediately hugged Flender and shouted: "Boss, calm down, don't be impulsive!"
"Damn stinky bear, if you don't do it, I will!"
Mo Xie jumped up and slapped Zhao Wuji on the face.
Zhao Wuji looked at the little girl in front of him in confusion. He was actually beaten by a little girl, and he was slapped in the face.
"You little brat, don't you know whether to hit someone in the face or not?"
"I know! But I just like to be slapped in the face!"
"Damn it, I'm going to spank you!"
Zhao Wuji stretched out his thick hand to Mo Xie. He was confused when he was about to touch Mo Xie. How could he not catch this little kid in front of him?
"Big bear, can you do it?"
Looking at Mo Xie passing through his body, his eyes widened, and he even began to wonder if he had touched something unclean.
"Little brat, are you a human or a ghost?"
Mo Xie walked up to Zhao Wuji and slapped him on the face.
"Look, isn't this nonsense?"
Zhao Wuji felt that he had not read the almanac before going out today. What the hell were he encountering? He could beat them last time, but he couldn't even beat them this time.
Zhao Wuji looked at Flanders depressedly.
"Boss, let's go!"
"No big bears allowed!"
"You little brat, get out of here!"
"No!"
Zhao Wuji was depressed, this little kid couldn't hit him at all, but this little kid could really hit him.
Arriving at the gate of Shrek Academy, Flanders looked at the little kid who kept slapping Zhao Wuji along the way, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Although the little brat is not very strong, this is so insulting!
"Little girl, do you want to join Shrek Academy?"
Zhao Wuji looked at Flanders depressedly. Are you going to let him be slapped every day, 360 days and five days a year?
"No! You can't even hit me. I won't stay in this miserable place."
After Mo Xie said that, he flew out directly. Watching the little girl leave, Zhao Wuji laughed happily!
"This little devil is finally gone!"
Looking at Zao Wou-ki, who had a bruised nose and face, Friend directly shouted: "Oscar comes out, you have business again."
Oscar ran over in his pajamas and looked doubtfully at the bruised and swollen Zhao Wuji in front of him.
"Master Dean, who is this person?"
"Oscar, please see clearly for me, I am Zao Wuki."
"They don't look alike! Teacher Zhao's hands are not as thick as yours, his face is not as fat as yours, and his butt is not as perky as yours!"
"Good boy, let's go to the practical class together tomorrow!"
"Oscar, he is really Zao Wuki!"
"Teacher Zhao, I think it was all a misunderstanding!"
"Stop talking nonsense and get me a sausage!"
"Super recovery big sausage! Fresh and delicious small sausage!"
Zao Wuji directly snatched the sausage from Oscar's hand and put it into his mouth.
"Teacher Zhao, are you looking at this?"
"Why do you still want to take extra classes?"
"Teacher Zhao, please go ahead and get out of here!"
With that said, Oscar's feet felt numb as if they were oiled and he left here.
The next day, Mo Xie was sleeping comfortably when he was woken up by Zaizai's slap.
"Zai Zai, what are you doing?"
"Master, you are a big liar, where are the four strawberry cakes you promised?"
Mo Xie looked at Zaizai awkwardly. He couldn't say that he was so happy when he slapped Zhao Wuji yesterday, so he just forgot about it!
"Really? When did I say I gave it to you yesterday?"
"Damn master, do you want to default on your debt?"
Seeing Zaizai's unwillingness, Mo Xie placed four strawberry cakes on the table and slipped out.
"Huh? This energy is such a powerful fire attribute energy."
Mo Xie remembered that Ma Hongjun was the only one in Shrek Academy who had fire-attribute energy.
"What are you guys doing?"
"You're here, you stinky Mo Xie, release your elves quickly and beat this damn fat man!"
"Isn't that bad, stinky rabbit! I beat him up as soon as we met. I can't explain it!"
"This fat man said he wants to take your Zhuqing and make him his wife!"
Ma Hongjun was confused. Who was Zhuqing in this little girl's mouth?
"What? Don't lie to me, stinky rabbit!"
"I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, just ask my brother!"
"Is the mistress real?"
Xiao Wu glared at Tang San fiercely, and seeing Xiao Wu's eyes, Tang San nodded helplessly.
Mo Xie was confused. This plot was wrong. He remembered that there was no such thing in the original work. Could it be the butterfly effect caused by his arrival?
"Very good, stinky fat man, you have successfully aroused my anger!"
"Soul Skill Elf Tree!"
Ma Hongjun wiped his saliva as he watched the elves appear one after another.
"Brother, can you give me a few? You have so many anyway!"
"Get the fuck out of here, can you give me this?"
"Sisters, beat me to death!"
"Yes! Master!"
"If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why do you do it!"
"Phoenix Possessed! Phoenix Fire Wire!"
Looking at the calm venue, Ma Hongjun was stunned.
"Where's my Phoenix FireWire?"
"I don't know your local chicken fire line, but I know you are about to be beaten by Fatty!"
Looking at the elves surrounding him, Ma Hongjun blushed and said, "Can you not slap me in the face?"
"Okay, I agree to your request, and all the sisters will say hello to his face!"
"Ah! You are not trustworthy!"
Cuihua looked at Ma Hongjun and was about to come forward to persuade her. Mo Xie took out a sleeping mushroom from the original experiment directly from the space ring. After the sleeping mushroom touched Cuihua, it released the sleeping fragrance. With a pop, Cuihua fell to the ground and fell asleep. past!
"What a fun look this is!"
Xiao Wu saw the sleeping mushroom next to Cuihua and became curious.
"Mo Xie, what is this? It's fun, can you give me some?"
"This is my weapon, the sleeping mushroom. What do you want this for?"
"Of course to protect myself! Do you think a weak girl like me shouldn't prepare something to protect myself?"
Weak?Mo Xie looked at Xiao Wu in front of him speechlessly. All he had seen in the past six years was violence. I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about Wen Ruo!
"No!"
"Good Mo Xie, just give me a few!"
Feeling the touch on his arm, Mo Xie looked at Tang San awkwardly, as if to say, don't you care about your future wife?
Tang San was very pleased to see Xiao Wu acting coquettishly. The girl has finally grown up and learned to act coquettishly. I am one step closer to the position of uncle-in-law.
"I'll give it to you tomorrow, you can't use what I have on you!"
"I said you are a big bear, why can't you understand human speech?"
"Little brat, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you!"
"Okay! Let's start the duel!"
Seeing Zao Wou-Ki's rage, Flanders immediately stopped him and persuaded him: "Old Zhao, calm down!"
"What are you doing! Four-eyed frog owl!"
"Fuck! I'll beat you to death, little brat!"
Zhao Wuji immediately hugged Flender and shouted: "Boss, calm down, don't be impulsive!"
"Damn stinky bear, if you don't do it, I will!"
Mo Xie jumped up and slapped Zhao Wuji on the face.
Zhao Wuji looked at the little girl in front of him in confusion. He was actually beaten by a little girl, and he was slapped in the face.
"You little brat, don't you know whether to hit someone in the face or not?"
"I know! But I just like to be slapped in the face!"
"Damn it, I'm going to spank you!"
Zhao Wuji stretched out his thick hand to Mo Xie. He was confused when he was about to touch Mo Xie. How could he not catch this little kid in front of him?
"Big bear, can you do it?"
Looking at Mo Xie passing through his body, his eyes widened, and he even began to wonder if he had touched something unclean.
"Little brat, are you a human or a ghost?"
Mo Xie walked up to Zhao Wuji and slapped him on the face.
"Look, isn't this nonsense?"
Zhao Wuji felt that he had not read the almanac before going out today. What the hell were he encountering? He could beat them last time, but he couldn't even beat them this time.
Zhao Wuji looked at Flanders depressedly.
"Boss, let's go!"
"No big bears allowed!"
"You little brat, get out of here!"
"No!"
Zhao Wuji was depressed, this little kid couldn't hit him at all, but this little kid could really hit him.
Arriving at the gate of Shrek Academy, Flanders looked at the little kid who kept slapping Zhao Wuji along the way, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Although the little brat is not very strong, this is so insulting!
"Little girl, do you want to join Shrek Academy?"
Zhao Wuji looked at Flanders depressedly. Are you going to let him be slapped every day, 360 days and five days a year?
"No! You can't even hit me. I won't stay in this miserable place."
After Mo Xie said that, he flew out directly. Watching the little girl leave, Zhao Wuji laughed happily!
"This little devil is finally gone!"
Looking at Zao Wou-ki, who had a bruised nose and face, Friend directly shouted: "Oscar comes out, you have business again."
Oscar ran over in his pajamas and looked doubtfully at the bruised and swollen Zhao Wuji in front of him.
"Master Dean, who is this person?"
"Oscar, please see clearly for me, I am Zao Wuki."
"They don't look alike! Teacher Zhao's hands are not as thick as yours, his face is not as fat as yours, and his butt is not as perky as yours!"
"Good boy, let's go to the practical class together tomorrow!"
"Oscar, he is really Zao Wuki!"
"Teacher Zhao, I think it was all a misunderstanding!"
"Stop talking nonsense and get me a sausage!"
"Super recovery big sausage! Fresh and delicious small sausage!"
Zao Wuji directly snatched the sausage from Oscar's hand and put it into his mouth.
"Teacher Zhao, are you looking at this?"
"Why do you still want to take extra classes?"
"Teacher Zhao, please go ahead and get out of here!"
With that said, Oscar's feet felt numb as if they were oiled and he left here.
The next day, Mo Xie was sleeping comfortably when he was woken up by Zaizai's slap.
"Zai Zai, what are you doing?"
"Master, you are a big liar, where are the four strawberry cakes you promised?"
Mo Xie looked at Zaizai awkwardly. He couldn't say that he was so happy when he slapped Zhao Wuji yesterday, so he just forgot about it!
"Really? When did I say I gave it to you yesterday?"
"Damn master, do you want to default on your debt?"
Seeing Zaizai's unwillingness, Mo Xie placed four strawberry cakes on the table and slipped out.
"Huh? This energy is such a powerful fire attribute energy."
Mo Xie remembered that Ma Hongjun was the only one in Shrek Academy who had fire-attribute energy.
"What are you guys doing?"
"You're here, you stinky Mo Xie, release your elves quickly and beat this damn fat man!"
"Isn't that bad, stinky rabbit! I beat him up as soon as we met. I can't explain it!"
"This fat man said he wants to take your Zhuqing and make him his wife!"
Ma Hongjun was confused. Who was Zhuqing in this little girl's mouth?
"What? Don't lie to me, stinky rabbit!"
"I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, just ask my brother!"
"Is the mistress real?"
Xiao Wu glared at Tang San fiercely, and seeing Xiao Wu's eyes, Tang San nodded helplessly.
Mo Xie was confused. This plot was wrong. He remembered that there was no such thing in the original work. Could it be the butterfly effect caused by his arrival?
"Very good, stinky fat man, you have successfully aroused my anger!"
"Soul Skill Elf Tree!"
Ma Hongjun wiped his saliva as he watched the elves appear one after another.
"Brother, can you give me a few? You have so many anyway!"
"Get the fuck out of here, can you give me this?"
"Sisters, beat me to death!"
"Yes! Master!"
"If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why do you do it!"
"Phoenix Possessed! Phoenix Fire Wire!"
Looking at the calm venue, Ma Hongjun was stunned.
"Where's my Phoenix FireWire?"
"I don't know your local chicken fire line, but I know you are about to be beaten by Fatty!"
Looking at the elves surrounding him, Ma Hongjun blushed and said, "Can you not slap me in the face?"
"Okay, I agree to your request, and all the sisters will say hello to his face!"
"Ah! You are not trustworthy!"
Cuihua looked at Ma Hongjun and was about to come forward to persuade her. Mo Xie took out a sleeping mushroom from the original experiment directly from the space ring. After the sleeping mushroom touched Cuihua, it released the sleeping fragrance. With a pop, Cuihua fell to the ground and fell asleep. past!
"What a fun look this is!"
Xiao Wu saw the sleeping mushroom next to Cuihua and became curious.
"Mo Xie, what is this? It's fun, can you give me some?"
"This is my weapon, the sleeping mushroom. What do you want this for?"
"Of course to protect myself! Do you think a weak girl like me shouldn't prepare something to protect myself?"
Weak?Mo Xie looked at Xiao Wu in front of him speechlessly. All he had seen in the past six years was violence. I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about Wen Ruo!
"No!"
"Good Mo Xie, just give me a few!"
Feeling the touch on his arm, Mo Xie looked at Tang San awkwardly, as if to say, don't you care about your future wife?
Tang San was very pleased to see Xiao Wu acting coquettishly. The girl has finally grown up and learned to act coquettishly. I am one step closer to the position of uncle-in-law.
"I'll give it to you tomorrow, you can't use what I have on you!"
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