Rebirth Douluo My Martial Soul is the Twelve Talismans
Chapter 84 Unlucky Tang 3
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu who broke out of the door, then looked at the mace on the ground, touched his battered knees, and swung it with all his strength. After a while of familiarity, Tang San blew on the thorn tip. .
"It's very advantageous. Xiao Mo, just go with peace of mind. I'm going to hurt your face just for the sake of my legs."
Tang San slowly leaned the mace against the corner. After taking two steps, he suddenly felt a pull. There was a tearing sound and his clothes were torn by the spikes of the mace. He turned around and saw that the mace was falling towards him quickly. Come, Tang San was startled and quickly urged the ghost shadow to escape, but unfortunately he was pulled by the torn clothes and sat directly on the mace.
For a moment, everyone in Shrek Academy heard a miserable cry.
At night, Mo Xie came to the bamboo forest that Zhu Zhuqing mentioned. For this date, he dressed himself as a handsome young man, holding flowers in his hands and waiting for the beautiful lady to arrive.
Suddenly he heard the sound of gentle footsteps. Mo Xie closed his eyes and turned around with hope. Before Mo Xie could speak, Xiao Wu slapped Mo Xie on the face with a brick.
Mo Xie, who was attacked, quickly opened his eyes and was immediately frightened when he saw it was Xiao Wu. Why did the person he asked out become Xiao Wu?Moreover, he couldn't hit her with this rabbit. Just when he was about to escape, he found himself being grabbed by Xiao Wu. He wanted to shake her hand away, but he was afraid of hurting her.
Mo Xie helplessly turned his head to look at Xiao Wu, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying and said, "What a coincidence! I didn't expect you to be here too?"
Xiao Wu looked at Mo Xie with a gloomy face, pinched his face with her right hand and said, "Haha! It's quite a coincidence. Today we are going to play a game. The name of the game is Beat the Dog's Head with a Stick."
Mo Xie subconsciously reached out and rubbed Xiao Wu's head and said, "This is not good! Can you let me go!"
Xiao Wu enjoyed rubbing her head against Mo Xie's hand and uttered "Ah woo~". She came back to her senses and quickly slapped Mo Xie's hand away, muttering in her heart: "I'm not a dog. It's uncomfortable to touch my head!"
Xiao Wu's eyes were red, and she slapped Mo Xie on the face. She was about to give him a knee-kick that would kill him, but in the middle of the kick, she slowly lowered her foot, clenched her fist and hit him in the belly.
"Brother! Are you here? If you are here, come over and clear the place!"
Tang San held his butt and limped over, dragging the mace.
"Hey~ Xiao Wu, wait for me, I accidentally sat on the mace just now."
Xiao Wu looked at Tang San speechlessly. She had finally tricked Mo Xie into taking revenge. Why was her brother so unreliable?
"Then hurry up, aim at his face, and slap him hard with the mace in your hand!"
Tang San pulled the mace forward with all his strength, but suddenly the mace was caught by a stone. Without stopping, he fell straight down. Seeing the piece of dog shit on the ground getting closer and closer to his face, Tang San hurriedly He supported his body with his hands, and before he could react, the mace slowly fell down and pressed directly on him. The sudden force caused his face to be buried in the shit.
Mo Xie covered his eyes when he saw the scene in front of him, it was too eye-catching.
Looking at the extremely miserable Tang San Xiaowu asked with concern: "Brother, are you okay?"
Tang San depressedly moved away the mace that was pressing on him, stood up, tore off a piece of his clothes and wiped his face, waving the mace and said, "It's okay, you have to keep it a secret for me!"
"Okay brother, I will never say anything!"
After saying that, Xiao Wu took out a brick and threatened Mo Xie and said, "Where are you, coward?"
Mo Xie stretched out three fingers and swore: "I, Mo Xie, swear that if I spread the news about my mistress chewing dog poop today, I will turn into a dog!"
Tang San breathed a sigh of relief, but he always felt that these words were strange. Just as he was about to move forward, he found that the mace was stuck in the bamboo. He pulled it out hard, and the bamboo shook and dropped a few eggs and hit him on the head. As soon as he reached out and wiped the egg liquid, two birds flew over and pecked at his head frantically.
Thinking that he was so unlucky and had to be bullied by two little birds, he picked up stones and knocked them down. All the birds in the bamboo forest were startled and gathered on their heads to poop.
Looking at Tang San, who was covered in white, green and gray stains, Mo Xie quickly added: "There's also bird poop!"
Seeing Tang San in such miserable condition, Xiao Wu couldn't say anything.
"Brother, you'd better go back first! Remember to wash my mace!"
Tang San dragged the mace away with a depressed look on his face. Looking at Tang San's desolate back, Mo Xie swallowed his saliva.
"Even without my brother, I will still beat you!"
As soon as Xiao Wu lifted up the bricks, she heard Tang San's miserable scream. With doubts, Xiao Wu dragged Mo Xie towards the direction of the sound.
Looking at Tang San hanging on the bamboo, they were stunned. This kind of trap is used by hunters to catch their prey. This is really unlucky!
Tang San cut the rope with a flying knife, looked at the two people in front of him and said awkwardly: "This is an accident!"
After saying that, he dragged the mace and prepared to leave. He just took two steps and was hung on the bamboo again.
Before Tang San could say anything, Mo Xie said, "I know it's okay. This is also an accident."
Tang San was speechless and silently dragged the mace away. As soon as he turned around, a bamboo-leaf green gave him a bite. Just as he was about to catch it, another wild boar jumped out next to him. Because he was slow to react to the poison, he was knocked away.
Tang San stood up slowly, checked and found no trace of Zhu Yeqing, and quickly used the Xuantian Technique to force out the poison. Although the poison was cured, his mouth turned into a sausage mouth.
Mo Xie and Xiao Wu stared at the scene in front of them with their mouths wide open. They really couldn't imagine how much a person must carry to be so unlucky.
"Stinky Rabbit, I think it's better if you don't hit me today and follow the mistress. I'm worried that no one will set up a grave for him on the way."
Xiao Wu angrily took out a brick and slapped it on Mo Xie's face, cursing: "You loser, my brother won't be so unlucky!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hornet's nest suddenly fell down. Tang San subconsciously went to catch it. When he saw the hornet's nest, he was stunned. He threw it behind him and ran forward. The hornet behind him seemed to have spotted Tang San's crazy movements. He flapped his wings and chased after him.
Seeing Tang San throwing away the mace and running wildly, Xiao Wu felt embarrassed that the slap in the face came too quickly. Seeing that the rare opportunity was missed, Xiao Wu sighed helplessly. She said that Mo Xie could be slapped next time. If Brother is gone, there will be one less person to vent to who works hard and does not complain.
"Remember to wash the mace for me. I'll ask you for it tomorrow!"
"Oh!"
Mo Xie watched Xiao Wu's leaving figure and silently used the power of the Dragon Talisman to condense water vapor from the air. After a while, a large amount of clean water was condensed to wash away the mace covered with bird droppings, and then he took it back into the space ring. .
"It's very advantageous. Xiao Mo, just go with peace of mind. I'm going to hurt your face just for the sake of my legs."
Tang San slowly leaned the mace against the corner. After taking two steps, he suddenly felt a pull. There was a tearing sound and his clothes were torn by the spikes of the mace. He turned around and saw that the mace was falling towards him quickly. Come, Tang San was startled and quickly urged the ghost shadow to escape, but unfortunately he was pulled by the torn clothes and sat directly on the mace.
For a moment, everyone in Shrek Academy heard a miserable cry.
At night, Mo Xie came to the bamboo forest that Zhu Zhuqing mentioned. For this date, he dressed himself as a handsome young man, holding flowers in his hands and waiting for the beautiful lady to arrive.
Suddenly he heard the sound of gentle footsteps. Mo Xie closed his eyes and turned around with hope. Before Mo Xie could speak, Xiao Wu slapped Mo Xie on the face with a brick.
Mo Xie, who was attacked, quickly opened his eyes and was immediately frightened when he saw it was Xiao Wu. Why did the person he asked out become Xiao Wu?Moreover, he couldn't hit her with this rabbit. Just when he was about to escape, he found himself being grabbed by Xiao Wu. He wanted to shake her hand away, but he was afraid of hurting her.
Mo Xie helplessly turned his head to look at Xiao Wu, squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying and said, "What a coincidence! I didn't expect you to be here too?"
Xiao Wu looked at Mo Xie with a gloomy face, pinched his face with her right hand and said, "Haha! It's quite a coincidence. Today we are going to play a game. The name of the game is Beat the Dog's Head with a Stick."
Mo Xie subconsciously reached out and rubbed Xiao Wu's head and said, "This is not good! Can you let me go!"
Xiao Wu enjoyed rubbing her head against Mo Xie's hand and uttered "Ah woo~". She came back to her senses and quickly slapped Mo Xie's hand away, muttering in her heart: "I'm not a dog. It's uncomfortable to touch my head!"
Xiao Wu's eyes were red, and she slapped Mo Xie on the face. She was about to give him a knee-kick that would kill him, but in the middle of the kick, she slowly lowered her foot, clenched her fist and hit him in the belly.
"Brother! Are you here? If you are here, come over and clear the place!"
Tang San held his butt and limped over, dragging the mace.
"Hey~ Xiao Wu, wait for me, I accidentally sat on the mace just now."
Xiao Wu looked at Tang San speechlessly. She had finally tricked Mo Xie into taking revenge. Why was her brother so unreliable?
"Then hurry up, aim at his face, and slap him hard with the mace in your hand!"
Tang San pulled the mace forward with all his strength, but suddenly the mace was caught by a stone. Without stopping, he fell straight down. Seeing the piece of dog shit on the ground getting closer and closer to his face, Tang San hurriedly He supported his body with his hands, and before he could react, the mace slowly fell down and pressed directly on him. The sudden force caused his face to be buried in the shit.
Mo Xie covered his eyes when he saw the scene in front of him, it was too eye-catching.
Looking at the extremely miserable Tang San Xiaowu asked with concern: "Brother, are you okay?"
Tang San depressedly moved away the mace that was pressing on him, stood up, tore off a piece of his clothes and wiped his face, waving the mace and said, "It's okay, you have to keep it a secret for me!"
"Okay brother, I will never say anything!"
After saying that, Xiao Wu took out a brick and threatened Mo Xie and said, "Where are you, coward?"
Mo Xie stretched out three fingers and swore: "I, Mo Xie, swear that if I spread the news about my mistress chewing dog poop today, I will turn into a dog!"
Tang San breathed a sigh of relief, but he always felt that these words were strange. Just as he was about to move forward, he found that the mace was stuck in the bamboo. He pulled it out hard, and the bamboo shook and dropped a few eggs and hit him on the head. As soon as he reached out and wiped the egg liquid, two birds flew over and pecked at his head frantically.
Thinking that he was so unlucky and had to be bullied by two little birds, he picked up stones and knocked them down. All the birds in the bamboo forest were startled and gathered on their heads to poop.
Looking at Tang San, who was covered in white, green and gray stains, Mo Xie quickly added: "There's also bird poop!"
Seeing Tang San in such miserable condition, Xiao Wu couldn't say anything.
"Brother, you'd better go back first! Remember to wash my mace!"
Tang San dragged the mace away with a depressed look on his face. Looking at Tang San's desolate back, Mo Xie swallowed his saliva.
"Even without my brother, I will still beat you!"
As soon as Xiao Wu lifted up the bricks, she heard Tang San's miserable scream. With doubts, Xiao Wu dragged Mo Xie towards the direction of the sound.
Looking at Tang San hanging on the bamboo, they were stunned. This kind of trap is used by hunters to catch their prey. This is really unlucky!
Tang San cut the rope with a flying knife, looked at the two people in front of him and said awkwardly: "This is an accident!"
After saying that, he dragged the mace and prepared to leave. He just took two steps and was hung on the bamboo again.
Before Tang San could say anything, Mo Xie said, "I know it's okay. This is also an accident."
Tang San was speechless and silently dragged the mace away. As soon as he turned around, a bamboo-leaf green gave him a bite. Just as he was about to catch it, another wild boar jumped out next to him. Because he was slow to react to the poison, he was knocked away.
Tang San stood up slowly, checked and found no trace of Zhu Yeqing, and quickly used the Xuantian Technique to force out the poison. Although the poison was cured, his mouth turned into a sausage mouth.
Mo Xie and Xiao Wu stared at the scene in front of them with their mouths wide open. They really couldn't imagine how much a person must carry to be so unlucky.
"Stinky Rabbit, I think it's better if you don't hit me today and follow the mistress. I'm worried that no one will set up a grave for him on the way."
Xiao Wu angrily took out a brick and slapped it on Mo Xie's face, cursing: "You loser, my brother won't be so unlucky!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hornet's nest suddenly fell down. Tang San subconsciously went to catch it. When he saw the hornet's nest, he was stunned. He threw it behind him and ran forward. The hornet behind him seemed to have spotted Tang San's crazy movements. He flapped his wings and chased after him.
Seeing Tang San throwing away the mace and running wildly, Xiao Wu felt embarrassed that the slap in the face came too quickly. Seeing that the rare opportunity was missed, Xiao Wu sighed helplessly. She said that Mo Xie could be slapped next time. If Brother is gone, there will be one less person to vent to who works hard and does not complain.
"Remember to wash the mace for me. I'll ask you for it tomorrow!"
"Oh!"
Mo Xie watched Xiao Wu's leaving figure and silently used the power of the Dragon Talisman to condense water vapor from the air. After a while, a large amount of clean water was condensed to wash away the mace covered with bird droppings, and then he took it back into the space ring. .
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