Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

'Do you want Yuan Yelin to revive? '

Hearing this, Obito was silent at first.

Then, he burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Laughter echoed in the 'Shenwei Space'.

Jon nodded secretly.

As expected of one of the 'Uchiha's Four Great Laughing Heroes', he is indeed magical!

After laughing enough, Obito took off the mask on his face, revealing a ferocious face covered with scars, "Although I don't know who you are, do you underestimate me?

Resurrection Lynn?

that kind of thing...

I can do it too! "

The moment the words fell, Obito attacked without hesitation.

The hands quickly knotted.

Art fire escape ho fireball!

Jon did not hide or dodge, a touch of gold quietly emerged between his eyebrows,

Facing the scorching flames, he put his hands in his pockets and simply blew out.

boom!

Under the blessing of "Senren Mode", the normal breath actually exerted the effect of A-level ninjutsu.

Obito narrowed his pupils.

Immediately, the 'Shenwei' launched.

He appeared behind Jon strangely, with his palms turned into knives.

"Successful!" A fierce light flashed in his eyes, and Obito could almost imagine the tragic scene of the enemy being pierced by him.

but......

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

It's too late to say, then soon!

Countless transparent filaments protruded from Jon's back, wrapping the soil around him like a zongzi.

Terrified.

What is this technique?

Jon turned his head and looked at the gloomy Obito indifferently, "Give it up, you are not my opponent."

After a pause, he said again: "Also, I'm not here to fight you, so don't be hostile to me.

If you want, we can sit down and talk about life and ideals. "

Mouth escape, who wouldn't be like that.

Jon's mouth curled into a smile, "What do you think?"

To be fair, given the current situation, do I have room for rejection?

In order to get out of trouble, Obito reluctantly said: "Yes."

After hearing this, Jon really let go of the other party.

He casually took out some snacks and drinks from the 'Jola A Dream's Four-Dimensional Pocket', and he stretched out his hand to invite, "Sit."

Obito:  …

Perform 'Time and Space Ninjutsu' in 'Shenwei Space'.

This guy's strength is probably more terrifying than he imagined!

Worried, he sat down with soil cross-legged, but did not reach for the food.

He stared at Jon, "Go ahead, I'm listening."

Jon didn't care, he unscrewed a bottle of Coke and said, "Then I'll say it straight, the 'Eye of the Moon' plan can't be successful, you have been deceived."

One stone caused a thousand waves!

Obito, who had just sat down, stood up abruptly.

"What did you say?!"

Jon squeezed his hands, "Don't get excited, sit down, sit down."

Obito's chest heaved violently.

After a few seconds, he sat down without saying a word.

Jon cleared his throat, and then said: "Using "Reincarnation Eye" to hypnotize everyone is too unreliable, the peace obtained is false, it is dripping from iced black tea. "

"Iced...ice black tea?" Obito frowned.

Jon coughed lightly: "That's not the point, the point is the previous sentence."

Obito pondered for a moment, then said lightly: "So what is false, what is true, I just want to create a world where everyone can get happiness."

Jon curled his lips disdainfully, "People who haven't read books are like this."

Obito: ? ? ?

It's good to talk about life and ideals.

How did you start a personal attack?

Also, did I go to ninja school?

Jon raised a finger, "The reason why you despair in the ninja world is because you have seen too many conspiracies and intrigues.

The world is dark and cruel.

Therefore, it is necessary to create a world where everyone can realize their wishes, and let everyone have a 'daydream' for a lifetime.

Um......

My assessment is that the starting point is quite good, but the process is too animal. "

Obito was silent.

Those who understand do not need to explain, and those who do not understand why do so.

He kills and collects tailed beasts, not only to reunite with Lin, but also to completely subvert the system of the ninja world!

Jon took a leisurely sip of Coke.

Just wanted to speak.

He suddenly turned his head to look at a certain position, and said, "Since you are awake, don't pretend to be asleep anymore, come and listen to the class."

No one responded.

Jon said angrily, "Sasuke Uchiha, I'm talking about you, stop pretending."

The disguise was seen through, Er Shao with a cold expression stood up in an orderly manner, a few dodged to Jon's side, and asked, "Where is this? Who are you?"

"sit."

Jon ignored him and ordered directly.

Strange to say.

Following his words, Sasuke's body naturally sat down without any thought of resistance.

Second Young Master was stunned for a moment, then suddenly changed his face.

"You bastard! What did you do to me?!"

Jon still ignored him, snapped his fingers, "Shut up."

Sasuke was speechless for a while.

On the side, Obito's eyelids jumped.

Puppet art?

Or some kind of mind control magic?

Jon Joestar.

This guy is really dangerous!

To meet Sasuke's about to eat man's eyes, Jon explained: "Most people's "destiny" is predetermined, I resurrected you who was accidentally killed by Raikage, in a sense, your "destiny" "It's all mine. "

Not just Sasuke.

Same goes for Jiraiya.

It's just that Jon has never given any mandatory orders to Jiraiya...

Closer to home.

Finding that he was being controlled by others, Sasuke's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Jon raised his eyebrows, "It's too ugly, give me a smile."

The words fell, even though Sasuke himself had ten thousand reluctances in his heart, the corners of his mouth still curled up uncontrollably.

The mentality of the second young master collapsed.

directly into a state of self-isolation.

"Where did I just say? Oh, yes, your starting point is pretty good, but the process is too animal."

Looking back, Jon repeated what he had just said.

Obito:  …

If I can't beat you, I will kill you.

谷箝

"Thinking that human beings cannot be completely peaceful, so depriving people of their autonomy, and letting people get what they want in their dreams, is itself an outdated concept of 'preserving the principles of nature and eliminating people's desires'.

Also, 'Infinite Moon Reading' is just a lie, both you and Madara were deceived by Hei Jue. "

The words are not surprising and die endlessly.

Obito suddenly became excited, "Impossible! 'Unlimited Monthly Reading' is perfect! You are talking nonsense!"

"People like you are a typical idiot who was sold by others and counted money for others."

Jon raised his hand and easily suppressed Obito, "What Heijue says, you can believe, then let me ask you, do you know that it is actually the incarnation of Kaguya Otsutsuki's will?

I don't know.

Let me ask you again, do you know that people who are immersed in 'Unlimited Monthly Reading' will not get everything in their dreams, but will be transformed into Bai Jue?

I don't know.

Look at you, you don't know anything, how dare you yell at me here? "

It is not the three questions of the soul, it is better than the three questions of the soul.

Obito looked at Jon blankly, but his eyes lost focus.

Kaguya Otsutsuki's will incarnate?

Getting caught in 'Unlimited Monthly Reading' will be transformed into a puppet?

This......

These secrets...

He braced himself, gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it, you are lying!"

Jon spread his hands, "Ah yes yes yes, you are right.

If you think I'm fooling you, then I'm fooling you.

The words of a black person who is deeply in love with two diseases in the brain are equivalent to those of a terminally ill cancer patient. You have already started to hypnotize the world's idiots, so why don't I obey you? "

Hearing this, Obito opened his mouth blankly, trying to refute something.

For a while, he didn't know how to speak, so he could only stay in place.

"So, everything you did was useless, and the teachers and mistresses who loved you were killed in vain; Uchiha's blood relatives were killed in vain.

Hiding behind the Akatsuki organization with the intention of destroying the ninja world is a joke among jokes. "

Jon asked very seriously: "Why don't you change your life in another world. Seriously, are you interested in going to Gotham City to face Batman?"

Obito raised his head stiffly.

Although he doesn't understand what 'laning' is, let alone where 'gotham city' is?But he knew that the guy opposite must have said nothing good.

"and many more!"

Hearing some sensitive content, Sasuke couldn't sit still, "What did you just say?"

Jon looked at Sasuke and explained to him: "There are many main reasons for the demise of the Uchiha family, and the long-term accumulation of anger and dissatisfaction is the biggest reason for the coup.

Konoha executives chose the policy of iron-blooded repression regardless of right or wrong.

However, the main murderers of the Uchiha clan's demise were two people from the Uchiha clan.

The first is your Oni-chan, Itachi Uchiha, but he is just a 'knife' in a dilemma, one side is his relatives, and the other is the beloved Shinobi village, no matter how talented he is, he can't do anything.

The second is the spokesperson of 'Uchiha Madara' in front of you, Uchiha Obito.

He is the initiator of everything. If this guy hadn't released the nine-tailed demon fox, the Uchiha family would not have been suspected of rebelling by the Konoha high-level officials, and there would not have been a series of tragedies that followed.

Of course, I believe that when Itachi first learned about Konoha's plan to exterminate the Uchiha clan, his heart was tormented.

But he also knew that this was the only way to cut himself off from his past self.

So, he teamed up with your brother and killed all the Uchihas except you one by one.

Every time the blood on his hands increases, the guilt in his heart will increase. Similarly, the determination to break the old system and build a new world will increase until... completely numb. "

Just like a professional psychoanalyst, Jon took Obito's mental journey to the bottom of it.

The more Sasuke listened, the more anger in his eyes.

He gritted his teeth and said to Obitu word by word, "Hey, this is completely different from the 'truth' you told me. Is there anything you want to explain?"

Obito's numb face twitched unnaturally a few times, and then he returned to normal and nodded calmly, "There is nothing to explain, I will not escape what I have done."

Release Nine-Tails, mutilate teacher and teacher wife, massacre clansmen...

Ah.

I have been really busy all these years.

Seeing that Obito did not deny Jon's words, Sasuke rushed towards Obito like a mad tiger.

Susanoo, open!

The gloomy and obscure Chakra gathered into big hands and slapped Obito fiercely.

Obito sighed, but he couldn't even think of dodging or counterattacking.

numb.

Totally numb.

It doesn't matter who it is, let him be freed from this boundless pain quickly...

Closing his eyes gently, Obito gave up his resistance.

Unexpectedly, Jon held Sasuke's 'Susanoo' and said, "What's the hurry, sit down for me honestly."

"you!"

Sasuke's kaleidoscope writing wheel was about to turn and smoke, and he couldn't get rid of the other party's 'spirit of words'.

'Susanoh' dispersed.

The second young master sat back on the ground unwillingly.

Jon shook his hand and warned: "If you don't stop, I'll make you a girl."

Sasuke: ...

What weird XP?

This guy is a dangerous...pervert!

"Am Madara and I both wrong? Is the Ninja world destined for a day of peace? It hurts, it hurts too much! Kakashi, Rin, what have I been doing all these years?"

Sasuke's ultimate move was stopped by Jon, Obito looked down at his hands and fell into deep self-doubt.

Hearing this, Jon shook his head and said, "You're still not convinced that you haven't read the book. Let me ask you, why are ninjas destined to be unable to achieve true peace and always attack each other?"

Obito blinked, "I don't know."

Jon looked at Sasuke again, "Second pillar, what do you think?"

Three black lines appeared on Sasuke's forehead.

Who the fuck is the second pillar!

However, he really couldn't answer this question, he could only stay silent like an oak root.

Jon was a little disappointed, and said earnestly: "Because of lack of productivity."

"productive forces"?

WTF.

Obito and Sasuke were completely stunned.

Jon said: "We must respect the premise of objective laws, and give full play to our subjective initiative.

What checks and balances, what false illusions, what individual threat theory, all are heresy and crooked.

Want peace, is a word, honestly develop productive forces! "

'Honestly develop productivity' is not a word...

Obito and Sasuke unanimously complained in their hearts.

"Why are there always wars between the five great powers? It's not because of poverty! The first generation of Kazekage was besieged by the four great powers, and he asked Konoha for compensation.

The essence of war is to gain profits. Except for the land of fire and the land of thunder, the rest of the countries are very poor, and it is difficult to engage in production. If they do not fight, they will die more people.

Continued war?

Can't afford to eat!

Even if they can't afford to eat, they will solve the problem of food and clothing through war.

The economic foundation determines the superstructure, and it is only by living and working in peace and contentment that we can be war-weary.

After enjoying the hot kang head of wives and children, no one will happily fight each other on the battlefield. "

Jon's voice was like a big bell of Huang Lu, and it kept ringing in Obito's heart.

He had never considered these issues before.

In other words, limited by the times and knowledge, he could not consider these issues at all.

So does Sasuke.

At this moment, Jon's figure is infinitely taller in the eyes of the two!

"I'm not saying, you ninjas have so many convenient conditions, why can't you remember to use ninjutsu to farm? Take tasks all day long, and you can't make a lot of money after working so hard. It's dangerous and thankless. ."

Jon hates that iron is not steel.

"If you collectively engage in production, use fire to open up wasteland, soil to turn the land, and water to rain, then the harvest, not to mention making a fortune, at least no one will starve to death."

After thinking about it carefully, Obito and Sasuke swallowed at the same time.

This word...

Seems reasonable.