Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Confused timeline.

199999 Universe, Titan.

"Now, it's just the two of us."

Like throwing garbage, Thanos dropped Stephen Strange's body with a playful smile on his lips.

Quill's heart was pounding.

Outrageous...

This purple potato monster is simply outrageous!

Subconsciously, he clenched his fists.

For a time, the Infinity Gloves made a peculiar sound of metal touching.

Accompanied by slightly rapid breathing, the three-color light flows quietly.

Thanos was obviously afraid of Quill's Infinity Gloves and 'Infinity Stones', pretending to say: "You, like me, enjoy a near-infinite life.

So why are we here to fight to the death, it's stupid.

Give me the gloves back and I promise everything that happened before will be forgotten. "

"Blame your mother!"

Quill dislikes this kind of fake drama the most.

Facing the prospective father-in-law, the generous 'Star Lord' greeted Thanos' mother directly.

The three-color beams gathered, and a soul-stirring coercion emanated from the Infinity Gauntlet, and Thanos' expression froze on his face.

"Remember me, it was Peter Quill who beat you!" Quill exclaimed excitedly.

boom! ! ! ! !

Three-color light swept forward.

Thanos quickly raised his arm and showed the 'time gem' and 'space gem' in his palm.

"Power", "Soul", "Reality" vs "Time" and "Space"

After a brief stalemate, Quill prevailed.

However, there were more and more cracks on his body.

Thanos couldn't believe it: "Are you crazy!? If you continue like this, you will die!"

"If you die, you will die! I don't like you! Even if you die, you have to kill you first!" Quill's eyes were very firm.

Just for this boring reason?

The tyrant was speechless.

The power of the Infinity Stones and the Infinity Stones collided, causing a space-time storm.

The entire Titan is crushed!

The dimensional cracks quietly extended, and strange and strange figures flashed out of them.

Thanos' eyes were splitting, "Stop! Otherwise, it will be too late."

Quill shook his head hard, "I don't."

Thanos was about to speak.

Suddenly, a small but very clear sound came from his ear.

'click'

'Space gem', broken.

The anchor point that maintains the stability of the space disappears, and the barrier between the universe and the universe disappears!

Thanos watched those high-dimensional creatures enter his homeland, and couldn't help roaring: "Bastard! Do you know what you are doing!"

"I'm preventing you from killing half of the life in the universe!" Quill, who was running out of fuel, gritted his teeth.

"Stop me? As a result, the entire universe fell silent!" Two lines of blood and tears flowed from the corners of Thanos' eyes, who were already wounded.

I kill for balance.

But now?

A catastrophe sweeping the entire universe is about to begin.

do not do well.

All creatures in this universe are going to die!

Half dead, all things in balance, thriving and prosperous.

All die, all things are silent, all hopes are shattered.

And it was this unreliable boy in front of him who caused all this!

To put it bluntly, Thanos would like to eat his flesh and smash his bones to ashes, so as to eliminate the hatred in his heart.

Quill was a little dumbfounded.

I have to admit that this man is born with a magical power that can screw everything up.

because I......

All life in the universe will perish...

Ah this...

Quill's expression gradually solidified.

At this moment, a bright light pierced the sky!

With only one breath left, Thanos and Quill turned their heads at the same time.

In line of sight, a figure with his entire body covered in a black cloak descended from the sky.

Countless transparent filaments twisted around him, like tiny snakes.He raised his head slightly, revealing his face covered by the cloak, but with no facial features, there were six shining 'infinity gems' inlaid on it.

"Enough," he said.

At the moment when the words fell, whether it was the three gems on the Infinity Gloves or the only 'time' gem left in Thanos' palm, they were all shaken into dust.

Normalization.

nothingness.

stagnate.

The universe is in a delicate state.

It was as if it had been completely torn apart.

There is no way in.

There is no way out.

Thanos stepped back a few steps, and for the first time a flustered look appeared on his expression, "Who are you?!"

"I am 'accident', 'chaos', 'variable', 'paradox', 'contradictory collection'." He smiled, "Or, you can also call me 'miracle'."

"Miracle?!" Thanos' eyes were dull.

Instead, Quill swallowed, and asked tentatively, "You... No, no, you are the Lord God?"

'Miracle' thought for a moment, then nodded, "In a sense, yes."

"Lord God"?

I haven't heard of it.

Thanos opened his mouth, but couldn't say a single word.

The god of the universe who called himself a 'miracle' said solemnly: "You have caused chaos in the multiverse, and I am here for it."

"So, are you going to kill me?" Thanos took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice.

"It doesn't make sense to destroy you. I'm just a wisp of memory, a projection, or as you can better understand, I'm an automatic program."

Thanos:  …

Quill:  …

"Okay, stop gossip, someone is waiting for you."

He waved.

The dumbfounded two suddenly disappeared.

......

......

New Holy Timeline.

199999 Universe, Earth.

Himalayan summit.

The stunned Thanos and the stunned Quill were teleported here.

On the edge of the cliff, someone had been waiting for a long time.

"You are here."

"Lord Joestar?" Hearing that familiar voice, Quill suddenly felt confident.

The man turned around, who was it if it wasn't Jon.

It's just that the present Jon exudes a completely different atmosphere from before, which makes Thanos at the level of the overlord of the universe uncomfortable.

If you have to find a metaphor, it should be - it seems that people and animals are harmless, but as long as the other party thinks a little, he may be shattered.

That is, an ant that can destroy everything...?

The idea is a little ridiculous.

But Thanos really couldn't laugh.

"God Lord Jon, I'm really sorry, I... I couldn't..." A look of sadness flashed across Quill's face, "It's my fault that Stark and the others died."

Hearing this, Thanos' heart sank.

broken.

You are going to be liquidated!

Frightened, he quickly clenched his fists.

Jon glanced at Ziyujing and ignored him, half helpless and half relieved: "It doesn't matter, the end of life is not death."

Saying that, he snapped his fingers, "Look."

The streamer changes.

A clear picture appeared in the sky above the three of them.

Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker...all the people who died on Titan are alive and well.

Moreover, one race and one nourishment.

Not only that, but Quill also sees himself and Gamora and the others, still noisy on the 'Milano' ship, on an exciting and warm adventure.

"This is the sacred timeline..." Jon said slowly.

Explain to them: "Or, it's a new sacred timeline, and I've changed everything."

Unlike 'Restarting the World', in order to completely make himself a Marvel native, Jon directly reversed the flow of time, traced back to the source, and used abstract concepts such as 'variables' to become the true god of the universe.

Then, it was through endless long years.

138 billion years.

He slept in the universe for 138 billion years.

of course.

Can accelerate time infinitely, 138 billion years and 138 seconds are no different to Jon.

But what has been experienced is what has been experienced. For this universe, Jon... No, the 'variable' is already an inseparable part of the concept of the universe.

"Okay, let's not talk about this." Jon seemed reluctant to talk more, and waved to Quill, "Go back to where you should be, and remember to help me preach."

Without giving Quill a chance to speak back, Jon sent Quill back to his comrades.

This time.

Only Jon and Thanos were left at the top of the Himalayas.

"Can I ask a question?" After pondering for a long time, Thanos said.

Jon nodded, "Okay."

Thanos took a deep breath, "Are you a god?"

Jon answered truthfully, "Yes."

To get the answer he wanted to hear, Thanos was first unwilling.

Immediately afterwards, he exhaled all the turbid air in his chest, and said with a wry smile: "If that's the case, then I won't complain about losing."

"Losing? We never fought, how could we win or lose." Jon stared calmly at Thanos' eyes, "Also, when did you have the illusion that you can compete with a cosmic god."

Thanos was speechless.

Jon shook his head, as if talking to himself, and as if explaining to Thanos on purpose, "The new divine timeline is unstable because I'm 'chaos and variables', it's almost every minute and every second. In generating a new branch, this is the trouble I caused, so guarding it is what I have to do."

A big question mark slowly appeared above Thanos' head.

However, although.

I know every word, but when put together, I don't understand what you're saying at all.

"Once, a kind priest guarded my home for me, and a more enthusiastic Mr. President was willing to suffer for the world. I think you must be willing to help me, right?" Jon smiled and looked at Thanos.

Thanos was horrified, shaking his head like a rattle.

"That's great. In the future, the responsibility of guarding the timeline will be handed over to you." As if he didn't see Thanos' reaction, Jon said earnestly.

Thanos was in a hurry, "Wait, what are you talking about, I..."

next second.

A slender black shadow covered in a cloak appeared out of nowhere, covering Thanos.

For a time, Thanos only felt that he had been taken away.

He gained unprecedented power, but at the same time, unspeakable fear was also brewing in his heart.

He's not like himself anymore!

"You are my messenger and my spokesperson." Jon floated up and patted Thanos on the shoulder, "From now on, the responsibility of guarding the peace of the universe will be handed over to you."

Thanos: ? ! !

......

......

Zero Time Zone Dimension, Time Variation Authority,

Jon found Mr. Alternate with ease, and greeted warmly, "Long time no see."

Mr. Alternate was taken aback for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, many memories flooded into his mind, and he suddenly collapsed on the office chair.

It took a long time to react, and he said in horror: "You...Mr. Joestar...you really succeeded!"

"Yeah, it took a lot of effort." Jon shrugged, "I did it anyway."

Mr. Alternate swallowed and spit without leaving a trace.

If this is the case, then the background of this person is too great, far more powerful than the powerful existence that created the Time Variation Administration!

and many more!

Mr. Alternate seemed to have thought of something, and quickly opened the projection of the timeline branch with the mysterious instrument in his hand.

In those pictures, Mr. Alternate saw numerous parasite invasions;

I saw a giant blazing with a sword slashing through the kingdom of God;

I saw the ruler of the dark dimension stretched his hand to the fragile dimensional barrier with a grin;

I saw an indescribably huge god swallowing countless planets in one gulp...

Chaos and disorder.

All timelines seem to be moving in this direction.

But fortunately, every time a disaster strikes, there is a figure in a cloak that shuttles between the endless worlds.

With each revision, the result is that the branch merges into the original timeline, and everything continues to develop according to the set path.

Mr. Alternate squeezed the space between his brows, and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Joestar, you really caused a lot of trouble for our Time Management Bureau. Every time you deal with the aftermath..."

"I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do about it."

Jon spread his hands, "Don't worry, since I'm the source of the chaos, as long as I leave this universe, the frequency of these events will decrease a lot.

Although it is still impossible to eliminate, there is always some difference between 90.00% nine and nine percent, isn't it? "

"You're leaving this universe?" Mr. Alternate asked.

Jon nodded, "I can't get more power here, and I've caused you a lot of trouble, plus there are some small problems that I need to solve.

I think it's time to go back. "

As he said that, he seemed to think of something, "By the way, if possible, please take care of the order I left here."

"Okay, there's no problem at all." Mr. Alternate dared to go against Jon's meaning and agreed.

After the greeting, Jon didn't stay any longer, and opened a 'portal'.

The next second, he came to a train and saw Luna, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, as well as the brothers and sisters Pietro and Wanda who were taken in by him.

"I'll give you two choices now, either stay or go with me." Jon didn't hide it, showing the two brothers and sisters their original destiny.

Originally, Pietro and Wanda, who were in their puberty, were furious.

After reading it, the two fell into silence at the same time.

Jon didn't rush, and quietly waited for the two to answer.

After a long time, Pietro's eyes gradually firmed, "I'll go with you!"

After a pause, he said again: "I want to become as strong as you."

Wanda also answered, "Me too!"

"Very good, you can follow me and learn your skills. From now on, I will call you Xiaopi and Xiaowang."

Jon nodded with satisfaction, "So Xiaopi and Xiaowang, do you two want to learn 'magic'? Now there is a chance for you to be transformed into one."