Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

hum!

The roaring chainsaw rattled.

The one-eyed boy leaped high, skillfully and decisively sent the saw blade into the body of the demon in front of him

——It was a huge tomato covered with dozens of legs and eyes, and there was a viscous liquid flowing all over its body, whether it was tomato juice or blood.

Unsurprisingly, the Tomato Demon was split in two, and the two tattered bodies were thrown on the ground like sacks.

The one-eyed boy breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this moment, the tomato demon that was supposed to die came back to life strangely.

It screamed in horror, "No! Don't!"

In the next second, the nearby blood gathered in one place, forming a magic circle painted with many mysterious symbols.

The tomato demon trapped in the magic circle stopped struggling strangely, as if being controlled, and whispered hoarsely: "Praise you, the great dark side of the universe, the great root of the curse..."

Suddenly, dozens of eyes on it stared at the young man not far away, and said frantically, "Long live the abyss!"

After the words fell, the tomato demon disappeared inexplicably, leaving a sticky blood all over the place.

The one-eyed boy suddenly wailed, "What are you doing, my money!"

Again.

In the past six months, the corpses of every demon he killed would disappear strangely.

And before disappearing, they will repeat almost the same words.

Sometimes it is 'praise the dark side of the universe, curse the root', and sometimes it is 'praise the father of demons, the lord of aliens'.

Of course, 'Long live the abyss' is an essential link.

The one-eyed boy shook his head helplessly.

He didn't understand the deep meaning of it, but he knew that his reward was in vain.

In order to survive, he has already sold a right eye, a kidney, and a ball...

If it is not opened again, other parts of the body will not be kept!

"Tsk, what a shame, this guy's body is worth at least 50 yuan." After the battle, an old man in a hat walked over with a cane.

He stared at the one-eyed boy, with a creepy sneer on the corner of his mouth, "Now you have screwed up my business, tell me, how will you compensate me?"

The one-eyed boy scratched his head and laughed dryly, "Boss, you saw it too, it's not my problem at all..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the old man impatiently waving his hand, "I don't care so much, all I know is that you failed to deliver a result that satisfied me."

Electric times speechless.

For a while I didn't know what to say.

The old man still sneered, "Then, this entrustment doesn't count."

The call was urgent, "Boss, I can't count it, I really need this money!"

Pay off debts, and miscellaneous living expenses.

If there is no more income, I really can't survive.

The old man also understood the principle of exhausting resources to fish for money. After thinking about it, he took out three banknotes from his wallet and threw them on the ground.

Dianci swallowed and spit, but did not bend down to pick it up.

If you continue to increase your debts, you might as well die...

The old man made a 'tsk' sound, and said angrily: "Forget it, I will reward you, and continue to work hard for me in the future, Dianci."

Hearing this, Dianci smiled happily, hurriedly picked up the banknotes, with a smirk on his face, "Okay boss, I will be obedient!"

……

……

3 yuan.

Say no more, say less.

After much deliberation, I finally decided not to pay the arrears for the time being, but to pay the water bill first.

"Porchita, we will be able to drink tap water at home again in the future." Dianci said happily to the chainsaw puppy in his arms.

"Ahhh." Pochita responded enthusiastically.

Pochita is Dianji's partner, an orange dog-shaped demon with a chainsaw on his head and a ring-like tail. The chainsaw on his head can be used for cutting. It is usually used as a weapon for Dianji to hunt demons or a tool for logging .

One person and one dog, walking briskly to the town, intending to pay the water bill first, and then see if there is any expired bread that needs to be disposed of.

However, they didn't expect that just after solving the tomato demon, they met a strange demon in the blink of an eye

——In the alley, the green devil with huge compound eyes turned his head 180 degrees, and his sharp mouthparts were still chewing.

It has a pair of transparent, broken wings on its back, entangled with dark red energy, flapping from time to time.

"Fly demon?" Dian was not surprised but delighted.

demon?

White money!

Without thinking, he held Pochita in his hand.

If you lose your horse, you will know no blessings.

Today, it was time for him to make this windfall!

hum!

The humming of the chainsaw sounded again.

But the fly demon seemed to be unwilling to pay attention to the electric times, turned around and left.

How could Dianci let the other party leave, and shouted, "Stop!"

The fly demon flashed strangely, and appeared behind Dianci in an instant.

The timid battle just now was actually a disguise!

"Not good!" Dianci secretly cried out in his heart, but his movements were not slow.

Since childhood, although he has not experienced systematic combat training, he has comprehended a few nirvana moves that only he knows in fighting demons for many years.

With a flick of Pochita, the crazily cutting saw blade cut across a semicircular arc of light.

The fly demon was unable to dodge for a while, and a hideous wound was opened on the chest and abdomen.

Denji yanked Pochita's tail.

Hold Pochita back in the palm of your hand.

It was about to end the battle from top to bottom.

The fly demon's body exploded with a 'bang', blasting out many white and wriggling maggots.

This can make the electric times disgusting.

Fortunately, when he was hunting demons before, he had seen a lot of disgusting things, so he had a certain resistance to this kind of picture.Having settled down, he ignored the maggots hanging on his body, gritted his teeth and raised Pochita high.

"die!"

When the devil dies, there is money to be made.

If you die, you will be completely liberated.

Denji's slightly thin body held up the roaring chainsaw.

Suddenly, the dark red energy entwined on the remnant wings of the fly demon seemed to come alive, and it swept greedily and forcefully, devouring all the maggots that wanted to escape.

A trace of despair flashed across the terrifying face of the fly demon.

In the next second, the electric saw blade perfectly sawed it in half.

wow-

Green filth is everywhere.

This time, Denji learned the lesson not long ago, put Pochita on his shoulder, and hurriedly grabbed the body of the fly demon.

"Mine, mine, all mine!" His body was covered with dust and blood, but his expression was extremely excited.

In his eyes, what kind of demon corpse is on the ground, it is clearly fragrant and soft bread!

But it's a pity.

The plan of the second call was still in vain.

Like the tomato demon, the fly demon also "lived" strangely.

"Great father of demons! Great master of aliens!" it roared, "Everything will surrender."

"Long live the abyss!"

Red light flashed.

The corpse in Dianci's hand disappeared.

"Fuck you!" The successive blows directly broke Dianci's defense.

Nothing is more depressing than gaining and losing.

However, Pochita, who was lying on Denji's shoulder, made a 'woo' sound, reminding Denji to look somewhere.

Dianci was stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction indicated by Pochita.

However, at some point, the dark red energy that had devoured the flies, devils and maggots unexpectedly condensed into materialized beads, exuding a breathtaking light.

Dian swallowed for a while, fearing that the dark red ball would disappear like a demon corpse, he picked it up by crawling and rolling, and held it firmly in the palm of his hand.

The moment the ball was in his hands, Dianci was in a trance for a while.

The sense of weightlessness was inexplicable, and he felt his body keep falling downward...

"Ahh!" Pochita was startled, and quickly patted Dianci's face with the horizontal side of the saw blade.

Dianci shuddered, and his consciousness returned to his body in an instant.

"I..." He stared at the dark red bead in horror, "Did I just die?"

Borchita tilted her head.

Dian took a deep breath, thought about it, and put the dark red ball into his pocket.

He decided to sell this evil thing to the black boss when he had the chance.

At that time, it is estimated that a lot of money can be exchanged.

"Thinking of it this way, we are really lucky today, Pochita." Denji raised the corners of his mouth, and hugged Pochita in his arms again.

The chainsaw puppy let out an 'ahhh' and stuck out his tongue happily.

After a brief tidying up, they turned into a recognizable appearance, one person and one dog walked towards the store full of expectations.

……

……

Back at the shabby hut, he solemnly unpacked the toast.

Although it was out of date, but fortunately the spoilage was not too serious, he picked out a piece of bread, gave Pochita a bite first, and then took a small bite himself.

"Sooner or later, the two of us will be able to eat bread and butter, what do you think, Pochita?" Dian rubbed Pochita's head again.

"Ah!" Pochita responded happily.

In this way, a piece of expired bread was divided by one person and one dog. Dianci collected the remaining bread and carefully packed it into an empty cardboard box

—this will be their rations for the next few days.

Because he had no money to pay the electricity bill, he could only lie on a hard bed to rest at night.

After a while, the bread was completely digested, and Dianci couldn't help but said: "Ah, I'm still really hungry. Because I'm hungry, I can't help but think wildly, and when I think wildly, I can't help counting the debts..."

Debts, to be precise, are the debts of the father and the son.

Dianci's father is a scumbag and owes a lot of money.

After death, the debt naturally fell on Dianci.

Unable to fall asleep anyway, he fumbled for his pocket.

Borchita, who was lying on Denji's chest, raised his head as if observing.

But Jian Dian once again looked at the mysterious dark red round bead.

This time, the feeling of weightlessness did not appear.

Just like in the daytime, the round bead exudes a dense red light, which looks extremely strange.

Dianci's eyes froze, and he vaguely heard whispers coming from his ears.

"The great father of demons..."

"The great master of aliens..."

"The source of the great curse..."

"The great dark side of the universe..."

"Great Joe... Joe..."

Ok?

Denji frowned suspiciously.

Did he just hear a certain name?

"Ah?" Pochita cried out worriedly.

Dian patted the dog's head for the first time, "It's okay, I may be so hungry that I have auditory hallucinations."

The topic changed, "But this thing looks so beautiful, to be honest, I can't bear to make a move."

This is of course a joke.

In Dianci's heart, Pochita is the first, money is the second, and himself is the third.

You can exchange money, why keep it in your hand?

While speaking, the light of the dark red bead gradually enlarged.

Electricity blinked.

After a while, he asked Borchita, "Did you hear anything just now?"

Borchita tilted her head.

Denji muttered to himself: "No, someone was definitely talking to me just now."

He looked at Pochita, "The man asked me if I want to sign a contract with..."

"Ah?" Pochita's harmless eyes became a little sharper.

At this moment, the door of the hut was kicked open vigorously.

Boss Hei appeared outside the door with a pale face, "Dianci, there is work."

"Huh?" Denji scratched his head.

But there is no way.

Even if you don't want to.

Work is work after all.

Picking up Pochita, Dianci followed Boss Hei out the door and got into the blue car at the door.

The car went all the way west and came to an abandoned factory building.

Dianci asked, "Is the devil inside?"

Boss Hei said coldly, "Don't talk so much nonsense."

"Okay." Denji closed his mouth obediently.

"Sell the beads to this guy when this job is over," he thought to himself.

There is no light in the factory building, and the visibility is quite low.

Denji narrowed his eyes, carefully looking for the traces of the demon.

At this moment, for some unknown reason, the boss Hei followed Dianci into the workshop.

"Boss?" Denji asked in surprise.

Boss Hei didn't speak, but a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Dianci, you are very useful, but I don't need you anymore."

Dianci's heart shuddered.

All of a sudden, there was a gust of evil wind behind him!

A gleaming sharp knife stabbed at the back of Denji's heart.

But at this moment, the dark red balls in Dianci's pocket suddenly flew out, turning into Taos of energy, and enveloping all those who hurt people secretly.

The electric reaction was not slow, and he swung the Pochita directly to saw the opponent in two.

"impossible!"

A terrified cry came from the darkness.

In the next second, a half-sized demon squirmed over with its bloody intestines acting as two legs, "Why do mere human beings have His breath!"

"Him?" Dianci tilted his head, "Who is it?"

The demon seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and couldn't help roaring: "No, I won't go back, I will never give in!"

Call times:? ? ?

Although I don't understand what's going on.

But the one to be killed should be this guy in front of him, right?

One lap Chita's tail, the chainsaw buzzed.

Denji was about to step forward to fight the devil personally.

But the demon backed away again and again, as if seeing some nemesis.

call!

Dark red energy swept across.

All the zombies hidden in the dark were devoured by energy.

Even the half-body zombie demon himself was not spared, and his ability was cut by half.

Dianci stared blankly at everything in front of him.

When the dark red energy swept the entire field just now, the black boss was also swallowed.

Does this mean... a write-off?

Just when he was thinking about it.

The dark red energy gradually subsided, turned into balls again, and rolled to Dianci's feet.

Electricity blinked.

Looking at the wounded zombie demon not far away, and at the things under his feet, he bent down and picked up the ball.

Look down.

His eyes saw another world through the ball.

In the world of blood and fire, a black-haired figure sat on the throne piled up with hundreds of millions of demon corpses with his legs crossed, and waved to Dianci with a smile.

"Hi--"