Naruto Clip: The famous opening scene!

[Punishment begins. 】

"Huh..." Dong Shiren closed his eyes and slowly exhaled a breath of filthy air. When he faced the camera again, he opened his eyes, reorganized his temperament, and began to whisper softly in a very skilled falsetto: "In three words, I asked the man to spend 380,000 on me."

"I~" Dongseiren tapped his chest gently: "I am a woman who is very good at getting men to spend money for me and is proficient in human nature. Oh no, a male lecturer~"

His pretentious behavior not only made men clench their fists, but even women wanted to hit him.

Dongseiren shook his body slightly and slowly swayed his prosthetic breast: "We spent a total of 253,800 yuan on this meal. Why? Because two days ago, I had dinner with a male friend. When I sat down, I said directly to him, wow, you are so beautiful today, I will give you a chance to compliment me."

After saying that, Dongseiren continued to wink at the audience: "Hearing this sentence, he burst out laughing and didn't recover for a while. This is a typical straight man. Then I stopped and continued to ask , let’s play a quiz game.”

Seeing the concerned expressions of the audience, Dongseiren continued: "The man nodded and said by the way, you ask and I answer. I asked a question along the way, you know, in my eyes, when are you the most handsome? Really? He said I don’t know, so straight men are boring.”

"Ordinary women will say, in my eyes, you are the most handsome when you pay for me." Dongshiden snorted coldly and puffed up his chest slightly: "But, what did I say? Get me the tableware and order. He is most handsome when he is serving food, picking up food, paying the bill, and carrying the bag. He is also an unexpected ecstasy. Next, I don’t have to do anything in the group, he just serves me like a fool."

At this point, he paused for a moment and continued to explain: "At the end of the meal, I said, come on, give me a lobster to reward me for being so discerning and eating with the world's most gentlemanly man. I am so happy. In the end, he was very happy He paid the bill. This meal cost 253,800 yuan. After returning home, he sent me another red envelope, which contained two 66,000 yuan."

After saying that, he spread his hands and said in a flirtatious manner: "It's important for a woman, no, it's important for a man to be interesting when speaking, but it's even more important for a man to be polite. First respect the savages of rituals and music, and then respect the gentlemen of rituals and music."

[Congratulations to the East Dead Man for completing his punishment. 】

As the punishment ended, everyone present was in chaos.

"Where can I find such a fool?" The second generation Kazekage Samana beside him couldn't help but sigh.

Such a conversation made even Orochimaru on the side couldn't help but praise: "What a cunning 0."

"I can do this." The first-generation Tsuchikage Ishikawa hugged his shoulders and added: "In three words, I made a man spend 880,000 for me. I am eighty years old this year, and it was you who tripped me just now. Stop struggling, I have a witness and there is no surveillance nearby."

Wu couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "That's awesome."

"Tch..." Jiraiya waved his hand, straightened his chest and said: "In three words, I asked a man to spend 180,000 for me, plus chips! Haha? Plus chips! Stud!!"

Orochimaru, who was thinking for a while, couldn't help but complain: "Your life experience... is very rich at first glance. This should be Tsunade's line, right?"

Huang Tu hugged his shoulders and glanced sideways: "What you said is that you don't understand straight men at all. This is how they should talk. The other person said, wow, I am so beautiful today, give you a chance to praise me. I will say, doctor so?"

"The doctor said amputation below the eyebrow." Tsunade couldn't help but slowly nodded in agreement.

Momochi Zabuza slowly shook his fingers and raised his hand: "No, no, no, no! It should be like this. In three words, I made a man spend 18 bucks for me. Your son is in my hands. The ransom is 180,000 yuan. If you call the police, I will cancel it." .”

Shiro lowered his head and muttered briefly: "Mr. Zabuza, this is okay. Three words to attract a man. Eat first, eat first. He is so weird, ignore him. Then Brother Jie, my friends and I will stay at your house tonight. Oh. Three words to make a man fall in love with you. Just kidding, I’m super brave. You know, what do you know? It’s a new game~"

"This new game of yours looks like Brother Jie at first glance." Kankuro gave him an "approving" look.

After a moment of conversation, the manager's voice soon sounded again.

[Since no one answered correctly last time, the answer continues. 】

【Please listen to the question! 】

[Jiraiya and Pain's Six Paths battle, what is the next scene that will appear? 】

[A, before Jiraiya, who had just transformed into the sage mode, could take a breath, the animal path Pain, who had been hiding for a long time, led a group of people to swarm forward. The missiles of the asura path, the channeling of the animal path, and the huge rocks of the heaven path came one after another. ..For a time, the battlefield was in chaos. Jiraiya immediately used the ninjutsu senfa Goemon to take the lead in destroying Pain who was attacking. He immediately used the immortal body to accelerate and approach the opponent, and then used the hair needle Senbon to launch a large-scale surprise attack. In just a moment, most of Payne's team was destroyed. 】

[B, Jiraiya, who had just transformed into the sage mode, had not yet taken a breath. The beast Dou Pain, who had been hiding for a long time, led a group of Pain to swarm forward. Missiles and boulders came one after another, making the battlefield a mess. In order to protect himself, Jiraiya immediately used the Ninjutsu Senjutsu Goemon to take the lead in destroying the attacking Pain. He immediately used the immortal body to accelerate and approach the opponent, and then used the hair needle Senbon to launch a large-scale surprise attack. However, he found that no matter the various attack methods, they were completely absorbed by the hungry ghost path, and Jiraiya could only temporarily distance himself. 】

[C, Jiraiya originally wanted to use the blessing and perception of Sage Mode to launch a surprise attack on his opponent, but he didn't expect that his opponent would defeat an army first. Use channeling to summon the hungry ghost realm and the human realm to attack each other. It was clear that the attack was launched through smoke and various ways to bypass the field of vision, but it was easily avoided without being able to see the blind spots in the field of vision. Jiraiya was confused, and so was Toad Immortal. The human being who appeared from behind punched Jiraiya directly in the shoulder, causing him severe injuries. 】

[D, Jiraiya originally wanted to use the blessing and perception of Sage Mode to launch a surprise attack on his opponent, but he didn't expect that his opponent would defeat an army first. Use channeling to summon the hungry ghost realm and the human realm to attack each other. He clearly launched an attack through smoke and various ways to bypass the field of vision, but he was easily dodged without being able to see the blind spots in the field of vision. But fortunately, using the cry of the Toad Sage, Jiraiya was able to temporarily regain his disadvantage and forcefully escape. battlefield. 】?0?2