Naruto Clip: The famous opening scene!

"We choose too." Wen Ya from Yanyin Village stood up. He was tall and arrogant, with a fierce look on his face: "If I feel more agreeable to fight, answer G will be more reliable, right?"

"We give up this round." Hiruzen Sarutobi raised his hands and said.

Seeing everyone in the Leaf Village saying this, Sunagakure Village naturally followed suit: "Our village is also giving up this round."

"The same goes for us." Kirigakure also added.

[Unfortunately, no one answered correctly this round. 】

[Unfortunately, Yunyin Village·Golden Horn, Silver Horn, the answer is wrong. 】

[Unfortunately, Iwagakure Village·Wenya gave the wrong answer. 】

[Unfortunately, Sound Ninja Village Toss Anvil gave the wrong answer. 】

[As punishment, in Yunyin Village, Jinjiao and Yinjiao performed a short cross talk. 】

[As punishment, Bunya of Iwagakure Village lost his ninjutsu, Earth Release and Earth Style Wall. 】

[As punishment, Sound Ninja Village Tossing is not allowed to wipe his butt with paper towels for three days. No matter what method you use, you are not allowed to use paper towels, otherwise you will be severely punished. 】

Looking at this punishment, it is not particularly harsh. However, Jin Jiao Yin Jiao and others seemed a little embarrassed.

The two of them had a tacit understanding, but they couldn't speak cross talk. Faced with this situation, they seemed a little at a loss for a while.

Before the two of them could think and prepare, the manager gave them script books. After a little study and strengthening, the performance started incidentally.

The two of them walked towards the stage and took a deep breath. Looking at the strange ninjas in the audience, I felt even more stressed. It is already very common to dress weirdly, but what is more common are "pink eyes", "white eyes", perverts who can't tell the difference between men and women, and sand ninjas who look very rich.

After looking at each other, they gave each other a look of trust.

Immediately, the performance begins.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn came on stage and stepped forward to bow.

"I'm very happy to be on this stage. First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Jin Jiao." Jin Jiao bowed.

Silver Horn nodded.

"Everyone says that cross talk is an art of language. I quite agree with this." Jin Jiaogang wanted to continue, but was stopped by Yin Jiao.

"What's wrong?" Jinjiao turned around and asked.

"I'm Peng Ke, you haven't read my name yet." Yinjiao said quickly.

Jin Jiao looked like he suddenly understood: "Yes, yes...this is my partner and my younger brother. His name is Tremella."

"What Tremella!" Yinjiao glared at Jinjiao: "My name is Tremella? Why don't you call me Jin'er, brothers?"

"Ahem... I just made a mistake." Jin Jiao quickly waved his hand and explained: "Everyone, please allow me to introduce you. This is my younger brother, called Aba Aba."

"Your name is Aba Aba." Yinjiao bumped Jinjiao with his elbow: "I'm sorry everyone, this is my brother. He has been a bit mentally retarded since he was a child. In fact, my name is Yinjiao."

"Why are you so busy? Why don't you want to eat?" Jin Jiao rolled his eyes.

Yinjiao waved his fist: "I'll fuck you."

"Okay, okay." Jin Jiao said with a face full of reluctance: "Actually, his name is Yin Jiao. Everyone says that cross talk is an art of language. I quite agree with this."

Yinjiao: "What you said is right. Moreover, we are brothers. In this way, even if this cross talk is cliché, it can become positive in our hands."

Jin Jiao rolled his eyes at Yin Jiao: "Say it according to the lines!"

"Lines?" Yinjiao was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly: "But I don't have any lines."

"Neither do I." Jin Jiao spread his hands.

Yinjiao scratched his head: "Then we don't have any lines, so what's the point? Let's refund the tickets."

When Jin Jiao heard this, he immediately blew his beard and glared: "What the hell are you talking about? They refunded the tickets without buying them. There are so many people here, you are really not afraid of losing all your pants after talking."

"Yes...also..." Yinjiao scratched his head and finally came to his senses.

"Your line is wrong." Jin Jiao rolled his eyes at Yin Jiao: "Logically speaking, I don't have as many compliments as you. Everyone is like, um, ah, not bad, yes, you are my father, go to hell. Right!"

Yinjiao glared at Jinjiao: "Fuck you, this ethics is useless."

Jin Jiao slowly shook his finger: "Hey, I was just trying to make a metaphor. I just said you talked too much."

"Oh~" Yinjiao nodded thoughtfully and covered his mouth with his hand.

"No need, no need." Jin Jiao waved his hand and continued: "But, speaking of you, I remember an embarrassing thing you did recently."

Yinjiao seemed to realize something and quickly tried to cover Jinjiao's mouth with his palms. It's like a name for an art that wants to express "language".

Jin Jiao looked at the commotion in the audience and quickly adjusted the atmosphere: "Can you speak? Everyone?"

The audience applauded and nodded.

"That's it." Jin Jiao put his hands together and said: "We had someone organize blood donation here before. And the medical ninja at the blood station is very beautiful. My brother Gin Jiao looks like him. (sucks saliva)"

"No, I'm not that greedy." Yinjiao waved his hand.

Jin Jiao continued: "Then I asked for him. The little girl said that if there is more blood, there will be gifts, such as chocolates for 200cc, a small watch for 400cc, etc. But my brother is different. This guy He was the real one. After seeing me asking, he actually stepped forward and asked if he could get a kiss from the girl by donating 1000cc of blood."

"Then what did she say?" Yinjiao said.

"The girl raised her head and rolled her eyes at him." Jinjiao pretended to roll his eyes: "1000cc free urn."

"Fuck you." Yinjiao waved his hand, directly ending this show full of peeing.

[Congratulations to Jinjiao Yinjiao for completing the punishment. 】

The voices on this side fell, and the discussion on the other side was quite interesting.

After all, what is surprising is that most of the voices generated here are praise.

"This work is so diuretic. The elderly in our family are old and have poor health, and they always have trouble urinating. Thanks to this cross talk, it will be better after a splash."

"That's right, I always have trouble sleeping. As soon as this person started talking, I fell asleep. It's so comfortable."

"+1, I have been troubled by Shukaku all year round. It is precisely because of the cross talk between Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao that I have been saved, so that I will never be affected by Shukaku's people again."

"I used to have no motivation when exercising. Since I listened to this cross talk, my waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer painful. I have the strength to go up to the fifth floor. Now I will exercise hard. I will repay you two with my fists." wasting my time."

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