One Piece article written by myself

"You must live! Please!" Today is the day when my best friend gave birth naturally. Her husband is in trouble and her life is not good. She was sacrificed by robbers. Now she is left alone to rely on the spice shop to make a living.

"Success! It's a boy." The doctor came out and said, and the nurse held a little baby to me.

"Great, mother and son are safe (w)" I was so happy that my phone fell out of my hand

"Do you need me to take a photo for you and send it to WeChat Moments?" the nurse asked.

"Oh! Of course." I gave the nurse my best friend's cell phone and asked the nurse to take a photo of me and send it to Moments and write: Mother and child are safe! Then the nurse handed me the phone and put it in my pocket.

I hurriedly ran to my best friend's side and went to the ward with the medical staff.

"Child, child," my best friend said in a weak voice while sweating.

"Here!" I handed the child to my best friend

"Great"

"Your efforts are not in vain" I wiped my bestie's sweat

"Um"

Because pregnant mothers still need 48 hours of observation time after delivery, this time is left to the nursing staff. I also have my own work and will not participate in it.

After I got home, I took out my phone and looked... My friends circle exploded! There is also a phone number of 99+. My ex-partners started bombarding me. Why? Why? I clicked on my circle of friends and it was me... I was given the wrong phone, so I shouldn’t have bought the same phone case. I was given my own phone (◢д◣) and I cried! I quickly commented below: This child is not mine! But it’s no use, it’s too late now!

"Pengpengpeng" door was knocked

"Here we come" I went over to open the door and it turned out it was ASL. They are my neighbor's brothers.

"Baby, where's the baby?" Luffy looked for him in the house

"Saab! I'm a father for the first time." Ace was trembling a little.

"Who isn't! It turns out that kissing can really give birth to children." Sabo whispered later.

"Sister~ Where is our child?" Luffy asked after searching to no avail.

"No, I don't have children..." I said helplessly

"I can't! There must be some, right! Sister! I know I'm still a student and can't support you and the baby, but it doesn't matter. I can work to support you and the baby." Sabo held my shoulder and said

"Forehead……"

"Me, me too" Ace blushed a little

"Don't worry, I really don't have children!" I pushed them out. "And you and I have never even done third base. It's impossible to have children!" I closed the door angrily.

"Third base? What is that?" Asl looked confused.

The next day, I went to work at the company and said, "Congratulations! You have a baby." Nico Robin gave me a cup of milk tea.

"No, I don't have kids..." I told Nicole Robin.

"So that's it, but...it might be difficult for you." Nico Robin pointed at the door, and I turned around, good guy! My boss Crocodile is here! Cry!

"Here, come to the office."

"Yes"

--split line--

"Having a child" Krokdal rarely smoked a cigar

"Yes, ah! No, I don't have children." I shook my head

"I will be responsible." Krokdal gave me my pregnancy leave note, and then I left the company in confusion...

I swear I really didn't! Krokdal and I drank too much, so we shared a room and went to sleep. Nothing happened... right? But there is no way I can get pregnant! How could it be possible to hit it with one shot!

Instead of going home, I went to the park and sat in a daze. "What should I do to tell them that they don't have to be responsible for me..."

“That’s thinking beautifully”

When I looked up, it was Mihawk... When Mihawk and I were drunk, we would talk to people in front of them and say, "Brother, do you want to have a shot together?" Ahem, I'm sorry, I may be a little too unrestrained when I'm drunk. Of course, I also left my contact information at the end.

"haven't seen you for a long time"

"Long time no see." Mihawk came and sat down next to me. "We took all measures that day."

"Yes, so we..."

"But it doesn't mean that the taotao sold by others is qualified. It may still be a three-no product."

"Forehead"

"Can you accept that I have two children, can you sit up from the beginning mom" Mihawk said holding my hand

"Fufufu, that's not okay, Mihawk, I am the one who should be responsible for her——Doflamingo da" Doflamingo was wearing a pink feather coat

I have a say in this. Doflamingo stopped me in an alley and gave me a dozen bills and asked me to give it to him. How could I refuse? And after I finished giving it to him, I immediately went to the drugstore to buy it. Birth control pills, no! I have never given birth to a child!

"I don't even need you to be responsible..."

"No" x2

"I want to train my child to be the Dark Emperor Fufufu"

"Children need father's love"

"……But……"

"Nothing but" Mihawk said

...I am now taken to the OP's private office by two people (Mihawk is the swordsmanship teacher of the OP school, Doflamingo? He seems to be the politics teacher and one of the school's shareholders)

I was sweating profusely sitting in my private office because there were too many people in charge.

"Ah la la la, it should be mine." Kuzan first struck up a conversation with me, and then we exchanged contact information. Later, the two of us had a good chat, and once we went to the rooftop to eat fried chicken and drink beer to criticize the unfairness of our boss. , and then on a whim... you know

"I think it belongs to me~" Porusalino, haha, everyone should know that he drinks with clients, drinks with clients... He accidentally stumbled into the trash can outside and vomited all over his body. Just to accompany someone in a high-end suit...

"No matter what I do, I should be responsible for her." Sakaski, hey! I met Sakaski when we were socializing. Like me, he was dragged over by a friend to top up his money. Later, we started chatting, but I didn’t expect that he drank a drugged drink by mistake, and then I helped him. Toilets...well, everyone knows

"I don't think anyone needs to be responsible..."

"This is not possible~"

“I say you should be responsible if you say you are responsible.”

"Ah la la, does the lady think that I can't bear the responsibility?"

"Click!" The door opened. It was Teacher Trafalgarro from the infirmary. "Since the boss said that she is not pregnant, let's do a test. The results will be known in a week."

"Okay" I told you I'm not pregnant!

The next week, Shanks, Beckman, Perros, Katakuri, and Snickers all came to my house to plead guilty. Fortunately, I had the pregnancy test that Trafalgar Law mentioned, otherwise I wouldn’t know how to refuse. Their charge... Then a week came and all my friends and I were waiting for the papers from Trafalgarro

"The results came out, and they were different than I expected," Trafalgarro said.

"Why is it different?"

"The boss is not pregnant but she is about to be pregnant." Trafalgarro showed me the film, and a little heart beat in my womb...

"The master's sperm is stored in the human body for a long time, so everyone present is suspicious, including me." Trafalgarro smiled evilly, hugged me and kissed me deeply... Xi Eight old horses!

"The child should be mine!"

“No, it’s my furfurafur”

"It's me"

……

……

"I think everyone must be responsible, hahahahahahaha" Shanks actually has a brain at this time...

In the end, there is no end. In the end, everyone is responsible for raising them, and there will be more babies in the future... I cry! Am I a sow?