One Piece article written by myself

There is a very cute little navy in the Navy Headquarters. He has a baby-fat face and faces life with a smile every day. This makes Minasan in the Navy Headquarters particularly fond of protective pets. But today’s article on the Great Channel made everyone laugh. I couldn’t help but slap the table (Navy Headquarters table-1-1-1-1-1...)

In the newspaper, there are photos of the little navy surrounded by Modo Modo men courting each other (that island is Love Island! Whether you are a villager or a navigator who stores pointers to the great waterway here, you can talk about a pretty perfect story when you go to this island) Fall in love, and then Xiao Haijun is honored to unlock the pursuit of all members)

Then after a long time... the small navy patrolled back to the navy headquarters (changed to first person at this time)

"Pa" I was knocked against the wall by General Porusalino! Then he slowly came closer (◢д◣). The wall behind him was cold and stiff, and he couldn’t escape at all.

"Polu, General Porusalino...what, what's wrong?" Did I do something wrong or did I offend General Porusalino? My hands couldn't help but wrinkled the corners of my suit.

Porusalino looked down at me, his face began to get closer to mine, and I felt that his eyes hidden by his glasses were staring at me.

What on earth have I done to offend you? General Porusalino (w) I can apologize and say, don’t oppress me like this, my heart really can’t bear it!

I closed my eyes, turned my head, and pursed my mouth. I felt the breath from General Porusalino's nose hitting my face.

"I'm jealous"

well? I opened my eyes and saw that General Porusalino was keeping a normal distance from me again. I opened my eyes fully and looked at General Porusalino.

"Don't go anywhere on your next patrol~ I'll be extremely jealous~ Do you want to see me forced to retire because of a (fake) heart attack due to jealousy~" Porusalino pretended to He took out his handkerchief to wipe away the tears that were not there

"Yes, I'm sorry, I won't go anywhere next time." I don't know why I apologized, but now, I just apologize first.

"Next time you patrol, just ask me to patrol the place for you~~Can you~" General Porusalino's face came closer again

"Okay...Okay" I closed my eyes and nodded, then raised my head, just in time to have a quick lip-to-lip kiss with General Porusalino's mouth. Before I could react, General Polusalino was right in front of me. Disappeared

? ? ? Black question mark face

I looked at the report in my hand. By the way, I was going to send a patrol report to General Sakaski. I quickly went to the door of General Sakaski’s office and knocked on the door.

"Come in"

"General Sakaski, I'm here to deliver the maritime patrol report." In the past, I got "Okay", "Put it somewhere" and "I know" from General Sakaski. But why are you ignoring me today?

Seeing General Sakaski revising documents and ignoring me at all, did I really do something sorry for everyone in that matter? I can bear the burden of apology and don’t alienate the relationship so coldly. I, I am so scared (╥ ﹏╥)

"General Sakaski, are you angry?" I asked weakly.

"No" is the quickest answer.

"..." Then there is no next sentence, and the chat club dies directly.

"Ahem!" General Sakaski coughed a few times and took out a box for jewelry from the drawer. "Come here."

"Ah! Yes." When I arrived at the desk, General Sakaski grabbed my hand across the desk, took out the bracelet from the jewelry box, and put it on for me personally.

"Next time those suitors harass you, show this," General Sakaski pulled down the brim of his hat and said.

"Yes...thank you, General Sakazuki." Then I left General Sakazuki's office in a panic. I fiddled with my bracelet outside the door. Is the bracelet with "sakazuki" smacked on it a protective talisman? It’s not like it’s the first time I’ve seen it, but it’s a protective talisman of peace. Thank you, General Sakaski! Next time I’ll make a spicy bento for General Sakaski (=▽=)

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no," the phone rang, "Moses, Moses"

"Ah la la la, Daming, come to my office, remember to bring senbei." It was General Kuzan. Why did you bring senbei? I didn’t understand, but I still went to the canteen at the Navy Headquarters to buy a few packs of senbei and went to Admiral Kuzan’s office.

"buckle"

It's normal for General Kuzan to "come in". I probably didn't offend General Kuzan (￣▽￣)

"Ming dynasty"

"Yes"

General Kuzan got up from the sofa and walked behind me

"How's the patrol?" General Kuzan's tone was very lazy, as if he could sleep in an open space at any time (this is indeed the case)

"There were no accidents during the patrol! General Kuzan"

"Ah la la la, I saw it!" General Kuzan said

"?" What did you see? I'm a little confused

"Take it. In Love Island, I took the rose from a man's hand." General Kuzan lifted my hair, unbuttoned my suit jacket and inner jacket, and asked me to put my collarbone exposed

"...hai, General Kuzan, where was General Kuzan at that time?"

"Ah, I'm here." General Kuzan buried his face between my neck and shoulders, breathing in through his mouth and nose. This made me so... ashamed! I feel like the heroine in a pornographic novel, being followed by the boss’s unspoken rules in the office゜(ノД`)イ゜

"It's really annoying." Why is General Kuzan unhappy?

"Ah!" My shoulder was bitten by General Kuzan. Although it didn't hurt very much, the plot was a bit like the plot in the novel where the male protagonist is jealous and marks the female protagonist! General Kuzan is not there yet (〃w) He is not there yet, but he is not there yet.

After being bitten for a while, General Kuzan finally let go, "The roses he sent were not as good as the ones I sent. Mine are still close to the owner and are inseparable."

But it hurts! I quickly rearranged my clothes and said, "If nothing happens, I will leave. Goodbye General Kuzan, I wish you a good day!" I left General Kuzan's office at full speed.

Kuzan scratched his head and said, "Ah, blah, blah, blah, it seems I can't make progress too fast, I'll scare people away."

"This is a male perspective."

Ichitora Fujitora has always been rational about everything, but when he heard that Xiao Hainan was proposed to by a wave of men with roses (rumor), he felt that it was natural for him to be irrational. Fujitora smiled and couldn't help but hold on to his crutches.

"Hello, General Fujitora, do you want me to lead you?" Although he can't see the world, he can always feel the kindness of Xiao Haijun, and he wants to hold on tightly and prevent anyone from seeing Xiao Haijun.

"Then it's up to you, little navy"

"Yes"

But not now, because Fujitora Yixia feels that his colleagues' desires are the same as his own, but their desires are not as deep as his own. They are waiting, and waiting!