The rise of greenery

As expected, during the intermission, Emery told Luo Wu that he could clock out of get off work early and no longer needed to appear on the court.

When Emery held a tactical meeting for everyone, Luo Wu went into the bathroom to take a shower early. Anyway, the game has nothing to do with him.

When I walked out of the player tunnel again, I happened to meet a group of staff members carrying a goal and walking towards the tunnel entrance.

"What is this for? Demolition of the stadium?"

Luo Wu was a little puzzled.

Smith Roe took it up:

"No, no, no, this is to replace the new goal on the south side!"

"It's not because of you?"

"Me?" Luo Wu was taken aback for a moment, but soon understood.

"Oh, blame me for the three lintels in the first half? Haha! Interesting... Everyone's reaction was quick, it's a bit evil, it should be replaced!"

That's right, the Arsenal boss witnessed everything sitting in the box in the first half. He couldn't bear it, and he immediately called the stadium director and replaced the south goal at halftime. It's just so naughty...

I guess the bad luck is gone now, right?

However, Luo Wu was already sitting on the bench leisurely, and he couldn't verify whether the newly changed goal would deny him a goal.

Emery replaced him with Iwobi, who almost screwed up the game in the previous game, but later made up for it and helped Arsenal win.Iwobi shouldn't have such a lot of pressure in this game, after all, the score is so much ahead.

However, the game was still very flat and quite satisfactory. Without Luo Wu on the court, the biggest explosive point was missing.

As usual, the Arsenal team-mates failed to come up with enough convincing performances.In the end, there was no goal in the second half!

At the end of the game, Wenger joked: "The current Arsenal team only needs to watch the first half, and the second half basically loses the meaning of watching."

"When I was here, why didn't such a good thing happen? Emery's luck is really great..."

Wenger was unwilling.

If he retreated half a year late, he would have met Luo Wu.

unfortunately,

None of this is possible anymore.

After the game, Luo Wu did not return to the locker room, but continued to wait on the bench.

Soon, Vlada, his mother, and his maternal grandparents came from the VIP table.

Not long after, a black Leonardo AW109 Grand New helicopter descended from the sky, attracting Arsenal fans who had not had time to leave to look up.

I thought it was the Arsenal owner's private helicopter coming to pick him up from the stadium, but I didn't expect Luo Wu and his family to get on the plane in the end!

"Walter?"

"Isn't Luo too arrogant? Are you commuting by helicopter?"

"Ah this..."

"Didn't we get a Global 7000 today? Now we have another helicopter."

Arsenal fans are really envious.

The king is now going to work by helicopter. You know, he also got a Global 7000 plane this morning!This day is more comfortable than the Arsenal owner.

Originally, Luo Wu didn't expect to be so high-profile, but he wanted to send the two old people back to Nottingham, right?He simply prepared the helicopter to pick him up early, and he followed to Nottingham.

From the first time he went to Nottingham, he fell in love with the place and then had the idea of ​​going to Nottingham for dinner.

No way, rich and willful, go wherever you want, as long as you have time...

At this time, the news on the Internet is very interesting.

"Daily Mail" - Fever finally gone!With one goal and two assists, the King of Arsenal performed quite well in this afternoon's game and did not kill the Quartet.This performance finally makes us feel that he is still a mortal after all.Of course, thanks to the Emirates Stadium goal that rejected his shot three times, otherwise he might have staged a big four.

"Manchester Evening News"-Although Luo Wusan hit the lintel and failed to score more goals, an objective fact is that his state has indeed slipped and he is not invincible, so as long as he is targeted for defense, he can also Not necessarily can not stop him.Blame it on Watford's lack of strength, and never thought of winning at the Emirates Stadium.

"The Times" - Luo Wu clocked out of get off work in the first half as usual. Today he obviously did not have the luck to score, but only in this way can other teams retain a little hope.

"The Sun" - Luo Wu seemed to be on holiday, played half a friendly match, and then took his Leonardo AW109 Grand New helicopter to Nottingham for holiday!For him, scoring goals is just a very simple thing!The next Europa League, the plot should be similar to this afternoon, Arsenal fans are now the happiest fans in the world.

"Guardian" - Some wonder if Luo Wu deliberately shot the ball on the lintel?After all, even a corner kick was scored directly, how could the other few balls that hit the lintel not go in?If that's the case, it's really scary.Smith Rowe, who attended the press conference after the game, indirectly proved this point: Smith said that Luo Wu shot the corner kick to the goal on purpose, and then scored the goal. So is it difficult to score a corner kick or a barb shot? And the difficulty of shooting outside the penalty area?The reason is very simple...

The Guardian's thinking angle is very strange.

They also managed to get the fans talking.

In an online investigation by The Guardian:

A. It can't be Luo Wu's intention.

B. It must be intentional.

C. Not sure.

The fans who chose A accounted for 92%.

Only 3.5% of fans choose B.

4.5% of fans choose C.

This shows that rational fans still occupy the vast majority. 3.5% of the fans should be extremely fans. They regard Luo Wu as a god and believe that Luo Wu can do anything.

That night, Luo Wu also got the news.

Then I responded with a sentence on INS: Please don’t deify me anymore. I definitely can’t score goals on purpose. I like to score goals. I wish I could score more than three goals in every game. The lintel is [-]% unlucky. As for the direct goal from the corner kick?It was indeed carefully prepared, and I was thinking of attacking Scott at the time.Of course, it is one thing to hit the lintel three times in a row, but it is another thing to be able to hit the lintel three times on the initiative. I can do it!

What does this mean?

The fans were a little dumbfounded after reading the content on INS. They said earlier that they should not deify him, and later they said that they could hit the lintel three times in a row? !It doesn't mean to be smug about yourself.

There are many messages.

"Ro says he can hit the lintel three times? I still don't believe it, it's impossible, it's so hard, it's almost impossible."

"Remember Ronaldinho? In the commercial video he shot, he hit the lintel five times in a row, but later he came out and said it was a composite, and it was impossible to hit that many times in a row."

"Luo, you are really bragging this time. Although you are very strong, it is absolutely impossible to do it!"

"Haha, I guess he is just joking, please don't take it seriously."

"? You don't believe it? Anyway, I believe it, and I absolutely believe that he can do it!" Extreme fans still believe in Luo Wu without hesitation.

"Wake up, he is a human being, not a real god, so you fans believe that he can do it."

"If he can do it, I will be on the streets of London!"

……

On the outskirts of London, the football field behind the Rovo mansion is brightly lit.

Flada stood outside the right side of the penalty area, holding a Huawei mobile phone in his hand, and took pictures of Luo Wu and the goal outside the penalty area.

"Are you ready?"

"I've been ready for a long time, I'm going to start." Luo Wu stared intently at the ball in front of him, then at the goal in front of him, and took a deep breath.

That's right.

He was in high spirits trying to give the fans a huge surprise.

Don't most fans not believe he can do it?He's recording a video now!

Things like shooting posts (or crossbars) and lintels have been played before, but the success rate is extremely low, let alone consecutive hits. This is a fantasy, but then with the ball king system, he It is very comfortable to play, hitting three goalposts is commonplace, and he also intends to imitate the former Brazilian football legend, Ronaldinho, known as the football wizard.

Now he wants to record it for everyone to see...

Staring at the ball for a few seconds, Luo Wu walked towards the ball, stepped on it lightly with his right foot, and the ball jumped up obediently, then Luo Wu began to bounce the ball continuously, walking towards the top of the arc of the penalty area while bouncing the ball.

It doesn't look like anything special.

But at this moment, Luo Wu kicked the ball high and twisted his ass!

Right foot volley hit the goal!

Flada subconsciously turned her head and looked in the direction of the goal.

"boom!"

Pretty crisp sound.

The ball hit the top of the crossbar and quickly bounced back in the direction of where Luo Wu shot.

I saw Luo Wu's left foot lightly tapped, and continued to bounce the ball again!

"yeah!"

"Beautiful!" Flada, who was filming, was so excited that she almost couldn't hold her phone steady. It was also the first time for her to see Luo Wu's awesome performance, and she witnessed it with her own eyes and filmed it in person!

Can you not be excited?

Before he calmed down, Luo Wu picked up the ball again.

Standing almost in the same position as the first shot, he volleys again!

call out!

The ball pulled out a flat and urgent route and hit the top of the crossbar again!Very close to the first position.

"boom!"

The crisp sound pierced the quiet night sky again.

This time the ball bounced a little farther than the first ball, but definitely not more than one meter. It was still easily unloaded by Luo Wu and turned upside down.

"Oh, God!"

"This is impossible!"

It was two security guards who suddenly shouted.

They were shocked!Usually when Luo Wu was training, they didn't pay attention to it, but now they were surrounded by the court, and they saw a miracle!

"How did you do it?"

"Ah, I can't believe it."

But just when they were surprised, Luo Wu swung his right leg for the third time!Still a volley!

"boom!"

The crisp sound pierced Yekong again.

"sh-it!"

"sh-it!"

"Three times!"

"Third hit on the crossbar!"

"Dude,"

"It's an exaggeration."

The ball still hit the position not far from the crossbar twice before, and still bounced back to the original place. This time, Luo Wu unloaded the ball with his left leg, which was a little big, and then immediately controlled the ball within his controllable range.

clatter,

clatter,

clatter,

He's still juggling the ball, and he has no intention of ending the show.

It's the fourth time!

The difference from the previous three times is the position. This time Luo Wu bounced the ball into the penalty area, but the footwork, strength and position of the volley were very similar, and then the ball bounced back to where Luo Wu was standing!

"what!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"For the fourth time!"

"the fourth time!"

"Am I really not dreaming?"

The two security guards were going crazy, and Flada was going crazy too. No one had ever seen such a real scene.

but,

Luo Wu still didn't stop, after he bounced the ball a dozen times in a row, he suddenly picked the ball high and high!It was much higher than the previous four times, and the ball was far above the head!

Suddenly Luo Wu turned around and jumped up.

"Barb?!"

"what!"

Another exclamation.

I saw that Luo Wu had already jumped up with his back, stretched out his body, hung the golden hook upside down, and his right foot hit the ball!

In this fifth shot, he actually played the most difficult barb!Only unexpected, nothing dare to do!

Can I enter?

Can I go in?

At this moment, Flada and the others only had this idea in their minds.They elongated their heads and widened their eyes, hoping for a miracle to happen.

In a flash, the ball flew to the upper right corner of the goal. Unlike the previous four times, Luo Wu did not kick the ball to the middle of the crossbar, but chose the upper right corner. After all, there is a larger contact area and it is easier to hit the target.

"duang!"

"bingo!"

"bingo!"

"Hit!"

"what!"

"Ahhh!"

"Five times, five times in a row! I couldn't believe my eyes."

"What did we see today?!"

When Luo Wu's back fell on the turf, Flada and the two security guards had already cheered excitedly.

Flada is still very professional, grabbing the phone and rushing all the way to Luo Wu.

"God,"

"Is this your masterpiece?"

She called Luo Wu God.

Luo Wu sat up by himself and smiled slightly.

"Yes."

"To the fans who like me, I hope you can watch it happily."

"This is a genuine performance, it's as good as a fake! You can study it and see if the video has been synthesized?"

"After watching it, everyone will definitely have a feeling of deja vu. Yes, this video is an imitation of Ronaldinho, the football wizard, but I added a fifth kick to shoot the goal. Isn't it quite high? Fortunately, I did it!"

After the recording was completed, Luo Wu posted the video on INS.

One can imagine what kind of madness this video will cause!

The video of Ronaldinho's crossbar in the fourth middle school was fake, it was just a synthetic advertisement for Nike's new shoes, but Luo Wu's video was real.What Ronaldinho couldn't even do, he did it, and made it more difficult. The difficulty of the last undercut shot post can be said to be sssss level.

It is estimated that Adidas will use it as an advertisement after seeing this scammer, right?

Anyway, on Luo Wu's INS account, comments swished up, and there was one more comment almost every second...

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