The third leader of Uchiha is also saving the world today

"Wow~ It's a haunted house!"

"Great!"

The three of them stood in front of a haunted house that looked like a skeleton with a big mouth. Osamu Dazai and Satoru Gojo sandwiched Uchiha Sakusuki firmly in the middle.

The last time Uchiha Sakusuki and Dazai Osamu came to the amusement park, they mainly played the roller coasters, jumping machines and other heart-testing facilities that Dazai Osamu named.

However, for Uchiha Sakusuki, this level of speed is the same as sitting in a rocking chair. Not to mention that there is no adrenaline rush at all, and he even feels a little sleepy.

The result was that last time, only Osamu Dazai had the most fun.

Especially at the end of the last time, Uchiha Sakusuki allowed him to truly experience what free fall was.

The same goes for Gojo Satoru this time. For people like them who fight, kill, and fly around, facilities such as amusement parks only experience their daily lives, and they really have no interest in them.

Another classmate, Dazai, who is a master of Taijutsu at Port Mafia, has completely lost interest in the jumping machine since he experienced the freedom of falling from a high altitude last time.

Unless the amusement park agrees to let him play without a seat belt.

……

Therefore, this time Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu took Uchiha Sakusuki to the amusement park because they naturally wanted to play something else.

Listening to the two of them excitedly discussing the issue of ghosts across their own bodies, Uchiha Sakusuki felt quite regretful in his heart.

He wanted to lift his feet and leave, but one of the two men held his shoulders and the other pulled his arm.

Forget it about Dazai Osamu, Uchiha Sakusuki can drag him away with just a little force, but Gojo Satoru on the other side can't. Uchiha Sakatsuki can use chakra to amplify his body, and Gojo Satoru can also use spell power.

In the end, Uchiha Sakusuki could only stand between the two of them.

It is very rare for three grown men to come to an amusement park together, so it naturally attracts the attention of people around them.

Especially when these three men all have outstanding appearances.

In the five minutes that Dazai Osamu and Gojo Gojo were chatting, Uchiha Sakusuki had already seen no less than twenty girls taking out their mobile phones and taking pictures with strange smiles on their faces. Some even took a long way to come here. of.

"What's wrong, Shuo Yue, you look very stiff~"

Dazai Osamu pinched Uchiha Sakusuki's arm, rolled his eyes and covered his mouth with a smile, "Are you - afraid of ghosts?"

"how is this possible."

Before Uchiha Sakusuki could say anything, Gojo Satoru pushed up his sunglasses handsomely, causing the young girls not far away to scream, and then continued to speak with great satisfaction,

"There are no ghosts in this world. Even if there are ghosts, there is nothing to be afraid of."

Uchiha Sakatsuki glanced sideways at Dazai Osamu, thinking that he was stiff not because you two were too childish to attract the attention of people around you.

but……

"Ghosts are indeed nothing to be afraid of. They are everywhere on the street, and there are three of them right next to you."

When Uchiha Sakusuki said this, his eyes were still looking behind Dazai Osamu, as if there was something really there.

"Alas--"

Because of his overly serious attitude, Dazai Osamu instantly became furious. He turned his head and looked behind him. There was nothing but tourists not far away.

Gojo Satoru glanced curiously several times, but saw nothing.

Although spellcasters can see cursed spirits that ordinary people cannot see, the essence of cursed spirits is curses, which are not the same thing as 'ghosts' and 'ghosts' in the universal sense.

Although some spells seem to be able to directly observe human souls, in the final analysis, no one knows whether souls that exist independently of humans can exist and how long they can exist.

Dazai Osamu's reaction just now really pleased Uchiha Sakusuki, so Uchiha Sakusuki smiled and reassured, "I'm kidding, there are not as many as three, there is just one that keeps wandering at the entrance of the haunted house."

"What you said didn't comfort you at all. Instead, it made you feel even scarier..." Dazai said.

"I don't know if there are ghosts or not, but there is the aura of a cursed spirit in this haunted house." Gojo Satoru smiled and said scary words in a relaxed tone.

"Okay, don't stand at the door anymore."

Uchiha Sakusuki ignored him and pushed Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu backhand, "Didn't you say you wanted to go in and play? Hurry up and leave."

"Oh." x2

The three people bought the tickets and walked into the dark and dark haunted house under the guidance of the staff.

As the door closed behind the three people with a click, the dim lights in the house flickered on and off, and the staff pretending to be ghosts in the haunted house were gearing up. However, they did not know that the guests they met today would be the first they had encountered in their career. The biggest crisis.

"Ah~~ That skeleton~ the workmanship is really good, but I still want the one in Mr. Mori's infirmary~ That is the real thing. It is said that it was made by someone unlucky enough to offend Mr. Mori..."

After a tragic skeleton suddenly fell down from the first corner, the three of them not only did not feel any fear, Osamu Dazai even excitedly pointed at the skeleton and began to describe the touch of a real human skeleton.

Not to mention that the three of them are all extremely mentally capable and fearless of anything. The traps in the haunted house are completely invisible to the three of them.

After walking another twenty meters, the scenery in the corridor became more and more gloomy. In such a short distance, the three of them had already encountered three dolls and severed limbs that suddenly appeared.

"What, it's another mechanism." Dazai Osamu was very tired of this sudden scare scene. "It's rare that I have prepared the necessary props. When will a real person come~"

His words made Uchiha Sakusuki's brows jump. When he turned around, he saw that the bandage on Dazai Osamu's face was not only very messy but also had a lot of red liquid with a strange smell stuck to it.

The thing in front of me is probably the masterpiece that Dazai Osamu has painstakingly worked on along the way.

"I knew your purpose of coming here was not simple..."

Uchiha Sakatsuki slapped away the 'human head' that was hanging by the black silk thread and said silently.

"Yes, yes, you look unprofessional~"

Gojo Satoru's voice came from the rear right.

Uchiha Sakusuki looked in the direction of Gojo Satoru again, and as expected, this man also completely changed his appearance.

"Let's not talk about where your wig came from...it's just a piece of cloth..."

Even though he was well prepared, Uchiha Sakusuki was still shocked by Gojo Satoru's appearance.

Mainly irritating eyes.

Gojo Satoru didn't know when he took off his sunglasses. The snow-white hair that should have been very conspicuous in the dim environment turned into long, messy black hair. His whole body was covered in a white cloth, and his mouth was painted with red lipstick.

A tall man of over 1.9 meters, dressed as a female ghost...

"I picked it up casually from the previous props!" The female ghost version of Gojo Satoru gave a thumbs up.

"Don't just take things from the haunted house." Uchiha Sakusuki complained.

As soon as he finished speaking, something was stuck on his head.

"Look, look, look~'Pumpkin Jack' Shuoyue~~"

Dazai Osamu's voice sounded as he wanted to be beaten.

"Hahahaha! It's so funny. It suits you so well, Sakuyue~"

"Hahaha! I feel like Halloween for a moment~~"

Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru laughed while holding their stomachs.

"By the way, Dazai, do you still have the plasma? Lend it to me~"

"Let me wipe it for you~"

Uchiha Sakusuki:......

Uchiha Sakusuki felt the veins twitching on his forehead again.

"Humph--"

A dark eye of the huge pumpkin lit up with a coquettish red light.

Uchiha Sakusuki angrily glared at the Sharingan and turned around to deal with these two lawless guys. When he turned around, his eyes happened to meet the workman who came out of the secret door of the haunted house wearing a leather sheath and walked around behind the three of them, trying to scare people. personnel.

……

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

A second later, the staff let out an earth-shattering scream, and a very large young man ran away crying for his father and mother.

"..."

Uchiha Sakatsuki stiffened for two seconds and took off his hood. Only then did he see the pumpkin head that Osamu Dazai had stolen from somewhere with large blood stains on it. He thought of Uchiha's red Sharingan...

"Ah, how cunning, a real person finally came out and was scared away by Shuo Yue."

"We all forgot that his eyes can turn red, which gives him an advantage over both of us."

Dazai Osamu, whose face was covered with plasma, pouted and muttered to Gojo Satoru.

……

Uchiha Sakusuki threw away the big pumpkin and strode forward, leaving the two of them far behind.

Five minutes later, Uchiha Sakusuki walked out of the haunted house without changing his expression and walking ahead despite encountering any traps or threats from staff along the way.

Five minutes later, the door to the exit of the haunted house was pushed open with great force, and a staff member dressed as 'Sadako' ran out in disgrace.

"There's a ghost!!!"

Standing at the open door, you can still hear the miserable screams coming from inside from time to time.

After looking around, the staff members who were freed from fear realized something and started walking towards the haunted house with angry expressions on their faces.

Uchiha Sakusuki didn't want to be scolded along with those two guys, so he quickly left the haunted house area while no one noticed him.

……

When it was time for lunch, Uchiha Sakusuki was sitting in a well-received restaurant in an amusement park. When he was taking orders with the waiter, the two of them sat down silently amidst the uproar of the restaurant guests. Opposite him, staring straight at him.

The waitress looked at the two people with messy clothes and bloody faces, and almost called the emergency call. Fortunately, Uchiha Sakusuki explained to her in time that the blood on their faces was plasma and they were not really injured. .

After ordering his portion calmly, he placed the menu in front of the two of them. After the two looked at the menu and pointed to a set meal, the waitress left with a strange look on her face.

……

"Sakusuki..." Gojo Satoru spoke first.

"It's too much," Osamu Dazai said immediately, "You actually ran away while we were still here!"

"Obviously you are the first one to scare me!" Gojo Satoru nodded and agreed, "Traitor!"

"Ugh……"

Amidst the accusations, Uchiha Sakusuki moved his eyes to the window, looking at the bright sunshine outside, feeling that he was exhausted after only one morning.

……

"As punishment, all your expenses today are yours."

Finally, under the coercion of Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu, Uchiha Sakusuki agreed with a wry smile.

"So,"

After Uchiha Sakatsuki compromised, Dazai Osamu suddenly waved outside, and a new batch of customers walked into the restaurant.

"Children, say hello to Uncle Shuo Yue, he is your big benefactor today~"

Oda Sakunosuke took the five children and walked to Uchiha Sakusuki, scratching his head in embarrassment.

"That's not good, I'd better pay it myself..."

"No, it's okay, Mr. Odasaku."

Looking at the five children looking at him curiously, Uchiha Sakusuki smiled and touched the head of the youngest child. Not only did the other child not hide, but he nuzzled him gently.

Uchiha Sakatsuki couldn't help but smile, "A man's words are hard to follow. These are all trivial matters."