Naruto: The Strongest Rebellious Ninja

Chapter 45 Comedy caused by a novel (Part 1)

Late at night, when the sky was dark, Naruto got up from the bed and went to the bathroom in a daze to solve his internal problem. When he came out, he met a familiar figure.

The woman with light blue-purple hair was wearing a very ordinary black dress and quietly opened the door of the ninja shop like a thief.

thief?

Because the sky was dark, Naruto didn't see the other person's hair color clearly. He followed quietly out, and under the moonlight, he realized that the other person was actually Konan!

Different from usual, Konan took off her lip gloss and earrings, and her face was specially cleaned up. Naruto could tell that she wore light makeup.

The pair of thighs that Naruto would never forget were exposed to the air. Underneath the white jade feet were a pair of white high-heeled shoes. The heels collided with the ground, making a crisp "ta-da" sound.

"Miss Nan?"

Naruto shouted tentatively.

"Um?!"

Konan was stunned for a moment, then turned back sharply to look at the source of the sound. The moment she saw Naruto, she had an expression of disgust and helplessness on her face.

"No... no matter how much you don't want to see me, you won't show such mixed emotions, right?"

The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched and he continued: "Sister Nan, you are dressed so beautifully, are you planning to go out on a date with someone else?"

"...What I am going to do has nothing to do with you, right? Not to mention going on a date, even if I go to get a marriage certificate with someone else, does it have nothing to do with you?"

Xiao Nan replied dissatisfiedly.

"I am the man who sleeps with you!"

"Get out of the way!"

Xiao Nan asked very puzzledly: "Why do you like me? Hinata is devoted to you. She is also very beautiful, her figure is not inferior to mine, and she is younger than me. I am thirty-five years old this year. You do you know?"

"I just like you, a thirty-five-year-old aunt, okay?"

Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.

"you!"

Konan pointed at Naruto's nose and was so angry that she couldn't speak for a while.

"Anyway, I will never let a mature, beautiful and lovely woman like Sister Nan go out."

Naruto smiled, "You look really cute in those pajamas."

"...I don't care about you anymore!"

Konan's face turned crimson, she gritted her teeth, turned away, and seemed to have no intention of talking to Naruto at all.

"Wait a minute, Sister Nan, I suddenly thought of what you were doing."

The corner of Naruto's mouth turned into a sly arc: "If I remember correctly, today is the day when the limited edition commemorative booklet of "The Innocent Young Master and the Dark-bellied Wild Girl" is released. If it comes out so early, I'm afraid Sister Nan wants to run to the release store. The door is blocked."

"You...how did you know this?"

Konan was stunned for a moment, then turned around suddenly and looked at Naruto in disbelief.

"Sister Nan is a loyal reader of that novel. She has to hug that book every night to fall asleep. But I didn't expect that Sister Nan's pajamas are so..."

"Sooner or later I'll knock your eyes out."

"Before you tie my eyes, you should first think of a way to block my mouth so that I don't go back and tell everyone these things, right?"

Naruto smiled.

"...I know, I know! I can take you with me! I really don't understand you. You are obviously in good condition. You don't want so many beautiful girls, but you want me to be an old aunt? Do you know what I will look like in a few years?!”

Xiao Nan stamped her feet angrily and shouted: "The skin is saggy, like pine bark! And the teeth are not arranged neatly..."

"That means Sister Nan took advantage. By then I will still be a very charming and handsome uncle."

Naruto smiled and said, "Since Sister Nan has taken advantage, don't refuse and retreat."

"Can things like relationships be decided by who gets the advantage and who gets the profit?"

"Of course not, so don't talk about what it will be like in a few years."

Naruto shook his head and said softly: "No one makes any profit, no one loses. I just like it. I find it funny and interesting when I see you posing in front of the mirror."

"You, did you peek at some romance novel? It's so disgusting, you..."

The crimson color reached the roots of Xiaonan's ears. Then she turned around and said, "If you want to follow, just follow. Just don't say those disgusting love words to me again!"

"Are you afraid that you will accidentally fall into it and fall in love with me?"

"I'm afraid that out of shame I might accidentally throw a paper wheel at your head and chop you up!"

Xiao Nan gritted his teeth and replied.

The two got on the ferry and headed towards the Country of Fire.

That "Innocent Young Master and the Dark-bellied Wild Girl" is a best-selling romance novel in the entire ninja world. If it weren't for Jiraiya's "Intimate Love in Heaven", it would be estimated that the entire ninja world's novel market is dominated by Jun Ye and Black Ya. , and the copyright company of Chun Ye Hei Ya is located in the Kingdom of Fire, so the villages in the Country of Fire were the first to release the limited edition of Chun Ye Hei Ya.

"what is this?"

Konan was sitting in the stern of the boat, and suddenly saw a black and white tabby cat on the hand of Naruto sitting in the bow, with a hint of spiritual cunning in the dark green cat eyes.

"My psychic beast."

Naruto put his finger to the cat's mouth, and the cat opened its mouth and bit his finger, but without force, it looked more like playing.

"Do you have a name?"

"It once said that its name was Ye Bai, but after saying this, it never spoke again."

Naruto replied.

"Does it have any function? It doesn't look like it's very good at fighting."

Xiao Nan looked at Ye Bai doubtfully, and Ye Bai turned to look at Xiao Nan. A strange light flashed in a pair of cat eyes, which made Xiao Nan's hair stand on end: "And it's really scary."

"It does have some functions, but it's not a particularly important function. It's not a psychic beast used for fighting."

Naruto held Yebai in his arms and said to him in a confused way.

Xiaonan wanted to ask something else, but the boatman reminded them that they had arrived at their destination.

After coming to Kashiwagi Village, Naruto finally understood the influence of best-selling works on society. He saw a group of girls, like Konan, running all the way from the outside Ninja Village just to buy a limited edition copy. The novel was written in darkness all day, and they were not afraid of life safety or anything like that.

"You have to follow closely, this place is more tense than the battlefield."

Konan grabbed Naruto's hand and led him towards the bookstore that released limited edition novels. It looked like she was really anxious, fearing that she would be late and not get the novel. However, it was the first time for Naruto to be attracted by Konan. Taking the initiative to sign, I felt an inexplicable joy in my heart.

But even so, there was still a long queue at the door of the bookstore. Xiao Nan stood in the queue with some dissatisfaction, and suddenly a few people crowded in behind her, including two little girls who were very eye-catching in their clothes. Cutting in line, he was frightened away by Yabai on Naruto's shoulder before he had taken a few steps.

At this moment, Konan seemed to have forgotten that she was still holding Naruto's hand. Her beautiful eyes looked forward nervously, her feet stood up gently, and she really looked like a little girl.

"I'm going to the toilet."

Naruto took the initiative to let go of Konan's hand, showed an apologetic smile to Konan, then turned and ran to a corner, took Ye Bai off his shoulder, then bit a wound on his finger, and cut it off. Blood dripped onto Ye Bai's head, and the blood formed a ninja formation on Ye Bai's head. Then the formation expanded to the whole body, and its pupils turned blue.

At the same time, Naruko, who was sleeping in the luxury suite, was abruptly woken up by a cat that looked very similar to Yashiro, jumping on her face.

"What, communication? Did something happen over there Naruto?"

Naruko picked up the cat from her face, and then looked at the cat's eyes in confusion, which now turned sky blue.

"Naruko? Are you there?"

"Ah? Is it okay if I'm not here? I'm tired after playing with three girls yesterday."

"You have people in the Fire Country, right?"

"Well, what's wrong?"

"Help me seal up all the book-selling shops in the villages near Baimu Village."

Naruto glanced at Konan, who was not far away, and said, "The bookstore that sells "The Innocent Young Master and the Dark-bellied Wild Girl" is all sealed up for one day!"

"What for? Do you have a grudge against this book?"

Naruko asked as she yawned and scratched her head.

"It's useful for me to chase girls. They went back after buying this book. How could I go back like this after this rare opportunity!"

Naruto gritted his teeth and spoke.

"Hmm? You told me earlier, what kind of friendship do we have?"

Naruko smiled and said, "You actually have a girl you like? What kind of girl?"

"That's the kind of girl who is a royal sister, but in some cases she is childish. She doesn't seem to have been in love much. She especially likes to read romance novels."

"Oh, she's just a girl with an iceberg appearance but a girly heart. Then this matter will be easy to handle."

The corner of Naruko's mouth curved: "I promise that you two will achieve perfection today."

"Ah? What do you mean by that? Don't hang up, hey! Naruko!"

Naruto watched as the light in the cat's eyes gradually dimmed, and Yebai lay down tiredly. Although he had a bad feeling in his heart, he could only choose to believe Naruko in this situation.

He summoned Ye Bai back, then turned and walked towards the long queue of people waiting for books. But before he had walked a few steps, the boss answered a phone call. Then with a frightened look on his face, he directly grabbed the iron door and faced the people waiting in line. He shouted: "It's closed today. It's closed today. No need to wait. You can go buy it elsewhere."

There was a burst of complaints from the crowd, and even Xiaonan, who was always calm, couldn't help but mutter a few words with a dissatisfied look on his face.

Damn... can that guy move so fast?

Naruto thought to himself.

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