[One Piece] Luffy’s little wife

Everyone was seated and ready to eat. Hailuo said happily: "I'll call Luffy~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Luffy appeared in front of him. He sniffed, and the aroma of the meat was directly inhaled into his stomach, causing bursts of "gurgling" sounds. Luffy, who hadn't eaten breakfast, was already hungry.

Luffy opened his half-closed eyes, meat, meat, a table full of meat! Glistening meat! When Luffy saw the meat, he looked energetic and full of life!

He sat down on his seat and said, "Wow, today's breakfast is so rich!"

Usopp: "Luffy, it's noon now! Why did you just get up?"

Luffy held wild boar trotters in his left hand and grilled Neptune fish tail in his right hand. His mouth was full and he said, "It's not all swollen yet?" No one understood what he was saying at all.

Sanji: "Stop asking, Luffy was doing something important in his life last night!"

Usopp was curious: "What major event in life? The most important thing in Luffy's life is eating and becoming the Pirate King!"

Nami, who knew the truth, smiled and said nothing, unable to accept the words.

Others also looked at Luffy curiously. Luffy, who usually showed up at the dining table on time as soon as it was time to eat, didn't get up to have breakfast today and was still sleeping soundly. What on earth did he do last night?

Sanji: "Luffy, Hailuo did these for you~" He had to praise the girl who had been busy with him for two hours.

Luffy swallowed the food in his mouth: "Really? Is Hailuo so good at cooking?"

"Of course it's true. The things in front of you were all made by her. What did you eat? Did you taste the taste of love?"

Hailuo silently praised Sanji in his heart, "Good guy, he has the flavor of assisting~"

Luffy took a bite of the boar leg and then took a bite of the crocodile meat. He chewed the meat and puffed out his cheeks and thought seriously: "What is the taste of love?" He didn't taste it. There was only the taste of meat in his mouth and no other taste.

Sanji held his forehead, feeling like he was playing the piano to a cow. When talking about chickens and ducks, you should never expect Luffy to understand.

"It's delicious, just eat more~" Hailuo changed the subject. She was afraid that Luffy would choke, so she thoughtfully served Luffy a bowl of soup and placed it in front of Luffy. Luffy picked up the soup without hesitation. After drinking it in one breath, he continued to nibble on the meat in his hand. It smelled so good.

When everyone saw this scene, they showed shocked expressions and shouted in their hearts: What a good wife, loving mother, and caring little baby~

Hailuo felt uncomfortable with everyone's looks and said awkwardly: "You guys also...eat, try this, this, and this."

Everyone shook their heads: No, no, no, we are not worthy.

That was a love lunch made for Luffy. What does it mean for us to eat together? Sanji’s cooking is pretty good too. Sanji’s cooking skills are superb. We’re not sour, not at all!

Luffy, who had been hungry all morning, ate up all the food cooked by Hailuo like a tornado. He patted his bulging belly and burped with satisfaction. Finally, he did not forget to say to Hailuo: "Thank you, you can do it." The food is so delicious.”

He showed his big white teeth and smiled brightly, like a ray of sunshine in spring shining into Hailuo's heart. Luffy's disc move was a recognition of Hailuo's cooking skills. His smile was what she gained. The most wonderful gift.

Hailuo came close to Luffy's ear and whispered softly: "Is it so delicious? I will often cook it for you from now on."

The heat she exhaled reached Luffy's ears, itching and tingling, and a strange feeling came to his heart. Luffy pushed Hailuo further away with his hand and frowned slightly: " You don’t have to be so close when you’re talking, I can hear you.”

Sanji:? ? ?

Brooke:? ? ?

Franky:? ? ?

Quick, press the big straight man inside Luffy back! How can anyone have such an attitude towards his girlfriend's gentle words? What’s the point of falling in love if you don’t get closer? In relationships, it is best for everyone to keep a distance of one meter when talking to the person they are talking to!

Hailuo was stunned for a moment by Luffy's push. Although Luffy didn't use any force and just pushed her away slightly to prevent her from getting so close, she still felt a little disappointed. Hailuo was chasing a boy for the first time, and she was chasing a boy with a wooden fish head like Luffy. She had no experience. She learned many things from watching idol dramas, such as talking in the ear...

But this trick didn't work. Looking at Luffy's slightly frowning brow, he seemed a little disgusted.

The sound of "gurgling" sounded in Luffy's stomach again. Luffy's lower abdomen suddenly twitched, and then there was a dull pain, and his stomach was rolling in waves. It was not good -

Luffy rushed out, clutching his stomach, and went straight to the toilet, where he fell into a deep pool in an instant.

He has diarrhea.

Hailuo's first reaction was that there was something wrong with his food, because Luffy had only eaten what she cooked since last night.

Sanji walked over and picked up the bones that Luffy had chewed. The meat on the bones was still red with blood. From the looks of it, the meat inside must have been undercooked. Luffy devoured it without eating it. Sanji checked the kitchen again. , and found that more than half of the laxative ground into powder in the small jar had been used.

Sanji: "It's my fault that I was so busy that I didn't have time to tell you that this is not salt, but laxative powder."

Because they wander on the sea all year round, sometimes they wander for a long time without reaching the next island. At this time, the food reserves are almost eaten, and when they have to, they will salvage the sea king species - bighead carp and crucian carp.

Bighead carp is the most common type of sea king, but eating it can cause constipation, so Sanji will prepare some laxative powder in the kitchen and only put a few of it in when cooking bighead carp, but the sea drops are used as salt. use.

Hailuo shook his head and blamed himself: "I don't blame you, I didn't look carefully before putting it in." Moreover, the meat was not cooked. The meat of those beasts was big and thick, and the outer layer was almost burnt. Hailuo I thought it was cooked, but the meat inside was still bright red in color.

Luffy ran back and forth to the toilet more than a dozen times, and finally collapsed on the lawn deck in exhaustion. His stomach was empty, his legs were weak, and he had no strength. He was even hungrier after eating this meal than if he had not eaten at all!

Hailuo squatted next to Luffy and apologized. She originally meant to make Luffy happy, but she didn't expect it to turn out like this, and she felt very guilty.

Luffy smiled and said it was okay, and he didn't blame Hailuo in his heart.

But he was so hungry that he pulled out all his lunch. Luffy said, "Sanji...Sanji...is there anything left to eat?"

Sanji came over smoking a cigarette: "There's still a little more, but it's far from enough for your appetite. I'll ask Xiao Luoluo to make some more for you."

Sanji blinked at Hailuo. He understood Xiaoluoluo's mood, and he just wanted her to make up for it.

Hailuo nodded aside, as if to say I will definitely do it well this time.

Luffy broke into a cold sweat, and he immediately sat up: "No! It's better not to let the sea fall into the kitchen in the future!"

He didn't blame Hailuo, but he was afraid! He was afraid that if she asked him to pull her again, it wouldn't work anymore. He really couldn't pull her anymore!