American comic world demon hunter
Chapter 153 Wade was in a hurry and sought medical treatment.
"You actually only left me a pair of underwear."
Weasel collapsed and held the white underwear in his hand. He angrily pushed the underwear to Wade's face and shouted loudly.
"And there are yellow traces on these underwear."
"Ha, if you don't wear any clothes, I don't mind if you are naked, your butt is very sexy"
Wade slapped the weasel's hand away, and he drove the taxi and knocked out the Mercedes-Benz that was blocking his way. Amidst the scolding voice of the Mercedes-Benz driver, Wade picked up the coat beside him.
"There is another jacket here, Weasel, take it and put it on. The jacket and underwear are all set for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The rest of the equipment is up to you. I am as irresponsible as Blue Hole, haha."
"Go to your blue hole"
Weasel cursed depressedly. He couldn't bear to look at the color of the underwear and put on the underwear. When the underwear fit his butt perfectly, he actually felt a little shy.
Sure enough, every bitch has at least one idiot around him, and there is nothing wrong with the words of wisdom.
"Aren't you finished wearing it yet? Damn it, the fucking saber-toothed tiger is catching up."
"Who is the saber-toothed tiger?"
"That's the bastard whose head I just chopped off, you idiot"
Wade cursed fiercely. He saw a Wrangler ramming more than eighty meters behind his car. The bumper of the Wrangler was shattered after the collision.
"Fuck your whole family, Victor, how dare you mess with my car?"
Wade slapped the steering wheel hard twice. Victor obviously followed the smell and found his car. Then, Wade started by robbing the taxi, leaving numerous car accidents along the way. Victor must have followed the car accident. Found the track
But Wade really didn't expect Victor to be so fast. Wade didn't even have time to rob the plane now. Well, Wade's plan was obviously exposed. He did plan to go to the airport and board the plane to hijack it and go to Italy.
"What should we do now, what should we do?"
Weasel was obviously panicked. He climbed directly from the back seat to the passenger seat. When he turned over, his butt directly hit Wade's face, so Wade used his shoeless feet to help Weasel sit firmly.
"Do you know where the Demon Hunter's office is?"
Wade suddenly asked Weasel, and Weasel raised his head instinctively.
"What the hell, what are you going to do? We can't afford to offend the devil hunter. If he gets pissed off, you can't even fly a plane to escape."
"Go away, why should I run away? I have real estate in New York, and I am also a good citizen of New York. Now the good citizens of New York are being hunted down by a crazy, immortal golden-haired mutant with sharp claws and fangs. Well, shouldn't he do something, like save me?"
"Okay, next to the Stark Tower in the center of Manhattan, let's speed up. I still have a bar and three properties in New York. He should protect me for all reasons. Maybe he can help me pursue it. Pay back the debt you owe me"
"Manhattan, it's very close. Wait for me for ten minutes and we'll be safe."
"Safe size, police car, police car"
"boom"
Wade's taxi collided hard with the oncoming police car. The quality of the taxi was obviously far worse than that of the police car. Wade hit the steering wheel painfully. However, the next moment, he woke up very quickly. He wiped the blood from his forehead, opened the door and rushed out of the taxi.
"New York Police, you are now ordered to kneel down immediately and hold your head in your hands. You have committed a crime of robbery and used the stolen car to cause more than 20 accidents in a row."
"Okay, I'll kneel down. Look, I'm already on my knees. Come over here and cuff me. I'm going to prison. The security in your prison must be great, right?"
Wade faced the police's gun. He plopped down and knelt down very simply. The words in his mouth made the police look at him slightly hesitantly.
"Man, are you on drugs? Maybe we need to do a drug test and alcohol test first."
"Fuck you two bitches, not only did I take fucking drugs, I also drank, I turned myself in, and I just raped and killed your mother, you son of a bitch, the policeman, grab me and take me back to the police station. "
"shit"
Wade's curse words made the policeman obviously angry. One of the two policemen shot Wade at his feet. Wade sneered. Instead of looking at the bullet holes at his feet, he looked back at himself. Behind him, the traffic jam caused by the car accident caused Sabre-toothed Tiger's car to stop more than sixty meters away.
Wade saw Saber-toothed Tiger getting out of the car. Saber-toothed Tiger was hiding in the traffic and slowly approaching him. Damn it, the New York police are so mean.
Wade turned around, looked at the two policemen in front of him, and smiled coldly.
"I continue to surrender. I not only raped your mother, I will also beat your two heads into pig heads,"
"what"
The policeman was stunned for a moment. The next moment, Wade, who was kneeling on the ground, stood up very quickly. He ran sideways to avoid the policeman's bullet as if he was about to fall to the right. In less than two seconds, Wade had already pounced on a In front of the policeman, he casually grabbed the policeman's wrist and twisted it hard. After a clicking sound, Wade grabbed the policeman's gun and threw the pistol directly. The pistol whirled and hit another person. on a policeman's face
The two policemen fell to the ground in less than a second. Wade quickly returned to the taxi and took out the weasel from the passenger seat. Then he got directly into the police car, with the key of the police car still in the car. Wade immediately started the car and rushed to the distant street
The saber-toothed tiger looked at the police car in the distance fiercely. He quickly returned to the Wrangler and drove the off-road vehicle to continue tracking. With his sense of smell, Wade had no chance of escaping.
At the same time, in Devil May Cry offices in Manhattan, Dante was repairing his house with the workers sent by Bruce.
"Mr. Demon Hunter, your house is not seriously damaged. It only takes two days for me to restore it to its original appearance."
The contractor promised that his workers were all excellent. Dante could see that his house was being repaired at a speed visible to the naked eye, which made him feel a lot better.
"Anyway, I'm begging you guys. If you need any help from me, just ask."
"Indeed, with all due respect, sir, my lover seems to have changed in recent years. She used to be a gentle and good girl, but now she has become a mother-in-law and a suspicious and irritable old woman. I think she He must be possessed by some demon. Can I make an appointment with you and bring my wife over for a checkup?"
"Uh"
Dante was immediately depressed. Okay, okay, this is the case again. Since the opening of the office, almost all of them have received customers who want to check it out. To be honest, Dante really wants to seriously tell this guy in front of him. Foreman, his wife is just menopausal, not possessed by a demon.
In just two days after opening, Dante has already checked more than thirty guests, and not a single real devil has been found.
"Mom-in-law is not a sign of being possessed by a demon. Your lover is probably in a bad mood. You just need to spend more time with her."
Dante gently comforted the frustrated foreman. Then, Dante returned to his office on the first floor. He lay comfortably on the chair, put his legs on the desk, and pressed the remote control. , the rock rhythm sounded in the office, and Dante's feet kept swaying to the music.
There are also pizzas delivered in the morning on the desk. Although these pizzas are cold, Dante picks up a piece and puts it into his mouth without hesitation. As long as it is veal and tomato pizza, Dante will like it no matter what. , unless there are olives in it
"Duang"
The door was opened, and the sound of the door opening was very urgent. Dante's ears were very good. Even if there was music playing in the room, Dante could still hear the annoying voices of the two guys who just came in.
"Shit, you actually came to the Demon Hunter's office. God knows if he will help us. I always think we have a higher chance of being caught by him."
Weasel was being pulled by Wade's arm and heading towards Dante's office. He was struggling desperately. In their line of work, they are instinctively wary of frontal and public figures. After all, intelligence dealers are related to paparazzi to a certain extent. There is no difference, the only difference is the person to whom the information is sold.
Wade pulled the weasel. As he ran, he looked at the stopped Wrangler outside. Victor, the saber-toothed tiger, was getting out of the car. However, when the saber-toothed tiger noticed the plaque in front of him, he hesitated.
"Look, the kitten is scared. I knew that the devil hunter was still useful. Although that son of a bitch ruined my business, but for the sake of him maybe saving my life today, I will let him go in a moment. He should pay me less money."
"boom"
Wade's words were interrupted. A huge long sword flew straight out of the office and stuck in front of Wade's feet with a bang. The speed of the sword was so fast that Wade was instantly shocked. Cold sweat, you know, even if it is a bullet, Wade can see its trajectory and even block it with his katana, but facing Dante's sword, Wade doesn't even have time to notice it
After the sword fell to the ground, the hall finally became quiet, and Dante's voice came from the office.
"Two things. First, what is the purpose of you coming to me? It seems that you are in trouble. Second, what reason do you plan to use to make me compensate you, how much and why."
As soon as Dante finished speaking, Weasel howled instantly. He had just seen the demon head clearly on Dante's Rebellion Blade guard, and he explained nervously.
"No need to pay, we are joking, no, no, no, it is not us, it is Wade himself who is joking. He is a damn mercenary, an executioner who collects black money. God knows what he got. He is crazy and wants to ask for money from you. Anyway, I don't Know"
"Damn it, Weasel, I just saved your life from a demon, and you actually repaid me with revenge."
"and many more"
Dante quickly stretched out his hand to interrupt Wade's words. He slowly stood up from his seat. Wade looked at Dante's slow and leisurely movements and scolded Dante for showing off.
However, the next moment, Dante had appeared in front of Wade. Wade stared at this scene with wide eyes. He dared to swear to the weasel that he only saw a silver track.
"You were attacked by a demon, are you sure?"
Dante patted Wade on the shoulder. He slightly shrugged his nose and did not smell the smell of hell.
"You lied, you didn't meet me"
"Well, what we met is not a regular demon. This demon is different from those guys in hell who only find angels to have sex with. He is very good at killing people. The most important thing is that he is better at not being killed, so I can’t solve it like I want to solve my other goals.”
"Speak humanly, bastard"
"Mutant, do you know mutants? Or are you a mutant? In short, I am being hunted by a mutant. That mutant has a nose as sensitive as a dog and sharp claws as sharp as a cat."
"Haha" Dante smiled extremely happily. He patted Wade and Weasel on the shoulders and said with a smile.
"So, you two bastards were attacked by a mutant that was a cross between a cat and a dog. To be honest, it doesn't sound very dangerous."
"That's because I didn't say the most important thing. This mutant is immortal. If it weren't for his immortality, I would have shot his butt with my gun."
"immortal"
Dante became more serious. He looked outside the office. There was a tall and hairy man standing in front of the door. Dante saw the man's nails at a glance. The nails were exactly the same as those of cats.
"Are you talking about him?"
Dante points to the door and it opens
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