American comic world demon hunter
Chapter 247 Tiny is the best maid
Ever since he decided to find Collector Difan, Yondu had been preparing for it for three full days. Dante never thought that meeting a cosmic elder would be so difficult.
In fact, this was Dante's misunderstanding. In his eyes, the Elder of the Universe was just a guy like him. Moreover, in the star field where he stayed in the past few days, Dante could always hear countless aliens talking about Di Fan. , those people often laugh when talking about Di Fan. They don’t understand Di Fan’s vision when buying things or doing transactions.
"The damn Tinoustka man actually sold his body for 170 million the day before yesterday. Haha, he got money that he could never spend in his life without doing anything. This is really enviable."
"What are you envious of? We have already sold ourselves. Who taught us that we are not that valuable?"
"Haha, damn it. When we have time or not, we have to go to the collector to look at the things in his hands. He might be interested in something. That's a lunatic."
"Still a rich madman"
Remarks like the above often appear in this chaotic star field. They all know the Collector, and most of them have met the Collector. It sounds like he is a guy with mental illness.
Since so many people have met Difan, Dante thought that he would easily meet him. Unexpectedly, when Yondu submitted an application to the members of Difan's collection team, he actually received no response.
"Hey"
Dante got up from the bed in the tavern. Although this was a tavern, this was not an ordinary tavern.
The technological content here is really too high. All operations are fool-proof. You rely on time-traveling technology to serve food, and rely on space restoration and cutting technology to clean the room. You sleep on a large, fitted bed full of touch memory materials, even in a hotel. The slippers inside all have rockets.
But this kind of enjoyment does not make Dante feel comfortable. Although he is indeed prepared to delay the late stage with Egg, that does not mean that he wants to waste time in such a place. A waste of time is a waste of life.
Hearing Dante's depressed sigh, the red-skinned maid beside him suddenly became frightened. Dante saw the red-skinned girl with twin tails start to shrink, which deepened his depression.
"Tini, why do you always like to be afraid?"
Dante reached out and rubbed Tiny's head. This action relieved Tiny's mood a little. Her trembling became much smaller at first, and then she whined comfortably.
Hearing Dante's question, Tiny thought for a while and then answered in a low voice.
"I don't know, sir, shouldn't I be afraid?"
When she said this, her eyes were full of confusion, which made her eyes look like a pitiful little animal. Of course, this girl is not the alien prostitute Dante found. She is a subordinate of the collector Di Fan. A member of the collection team, she is also the exclusive maid race in the chaotic star field.
A collector, as the name suggests, is a guy who is extremely fond of collecting. He likes to collect everything he likes, and the things he likes are too complicated. He likes rare, limited, collected, interesting, and pitiful things. Hateful, valuable, worthless things
And the types he collected were all kinds of things, including living, dead, half-dead, plants, animals, vegetative people, planets, meteorites, galaxies, and even an entire race.
The chaotic galaxy is one of the collector's most eye-catching collections. He collected an entire galaxy that was still at war one thousand seven hundred years ago. He collected all the planets and life in this galaxy, including this galaxy. There is a unique planet inside. It is a huge head left behind after the death of the elder of the universe.
Before him, the owner of this galaxy was a member of the Council of Elders in another universe. Gao Tianzun, who liked competition, kept stirring up wars in this galaxy to satisfy his hobbies. The reason why chaotic galaxies are chaotic is because of this reason .
Gao Tianzun lost this galaxy to the Collector in a gamble 1,700 years ago. They played a game of chess that day. Originally, Gao Tianzun would never lose, but Di Fan overturned the chessboard, which made Gao Tianzun. Tianzun experienced another kind of failure, that kind of failure is called the environment of losing victory.
Because of this, Difan owns the Chaotic Star Territory, and he likes it here very much, so it has become his base camp. Tiny's race is the most famous maid race in the Chaotic Star Territory.
The Chaotic Star Territory is at war all year round. Strong races naturally have more survival status, while weak races cannot protect themselves with force. Therefore, in order to survive, countless weak races have gradually evolved to serve the strong. Skill after skill, they gradually acquired racial tendencies similar to maids, cooks, gardeners, and housekeepers.
Tiny's clan is one of the maid races loved by countless perverts. Both men and women in their clan are generally petite and cute in appearance, and their extremely timid character makes them spend 80% of their lives. Everyone is crying, and there are always some perverts who like to cry, such as Di Fan.
After Di Fan completely took control of the Chaos Star Territory, Di Fan added the Hao Hao tribe to the collection group. From then on, the Hao Hao tribe became the most advanced race of maids and waiters in the entire Chaos Star Territory. It is said that even Di Fan had people around him. A man and a woman from the Clan family are always following him, which shows how much he likes these crybabies.
When it comes to the Yao clan, we have to mention the collection group, which is an extremely large organization spread across the universe. They serve Di Fan himself and collect everything he is interested in for Di Fan throughout his life. This group of people There is no focus, no pressure, no performance, no performance, all that is left is the satisfaction of Mr. Di Fan.
There was once a man who collected the farts of the last life on Orion's Rainbow Star for Di Fan, and the farts are still stored in Di Fan's treasure house.
From this fart, we can see what a bunch of wild-minded bastards the collection team is.
After leaving the earth, Yondu experienced three jumps in his spaceship. They first came to Yondu's lair and changed to a more powerful spacecraft, and then came to the chaotic star field. When Yondu asked the collection team for advice After the Collector, the collection team sent three Crybaby maids from the Clan Clan to Dante and the others. Some people may ask why.
Haha, because Yondu’s body is recorded by the collection team as a future collection that Lord Difan loves very much, the collection team must arrange Mr. Yondu’s food, clothing, housing and transportation to improve Yondu’s mood, no matter what appearance Yondu died in , Master Di Fan will love it, but the guys in the collection team think it is better to let Master Di Fan collect a smiling corpse.
When Dante wanted to reject the maid, Tiny, who was selected to serve him, immediately burst into tears. She said that if Dante did not accept her, she would be defined as a defective product and then be destroyed.
Immediately afterwards, the other two maids beside her began to cry, saying that they did not want to lose their sisters.
Then fucking Dante almost wanted to cry. What kind of universe is this? It’s not serious. It’s so unfair.
In this way, the little maid Tiny moved into Dante's room. Apart from the fact that the child likes to cry, her hands and feet are still very agile. Although the technology in this room is too full, Tiny has nothing to do. But it took this girl two days to knit a handmade slipper for Dante with silk thread.
These shoes make Ghost Rider smile all day long
Aside from Tiny's weird maid ideas, this little girl also likes to seduce Dante. After all, Dante was so charming that Tiny climbed into Dante's bed dozens of times.
Dante didn't mind the red skin of the Hao family, but he could tell that this little girl was really just a little girl. Although she was 1.8 meters tall, she was only seven years old.
This mess made Dante lose a good impression of Di Fan. Dante remembered Di Fan. Even now, as long as Dante opens the Weibo message sent to her by Carrie, Dante can always see Di Fan in the new news. , Di Fan likes to post on Weibo very much. Whenever he collects a new thing, he will always post it.
So much so that his Weibo accounted for 95% of the total Weibo posts, and 4% of the remaining 5% were Gao Tianzun's arena battle videos.
As soon as Dante thought of these things, he sighed again. It was not as interesting as he thought. Although there were other interesting things here, they were not what he liked.
Dante gently rubbed Tiny's little face, which made Tiny look a lot shyer. Her face gradually turned red and darkened, and then she cried again.
Faced with the little girl's sudden crying, Dante said that he had long been used to it, and Dante patted Tiny's head skillfully.
"Why are you crying again this time?"
“I’m so touched”
.
Your touch is so cheap
Dante looked at the girl in front of him. He was suddenly angry. What made life become the plaything of the elders of the universe? Life should not be a plaything.
In Dante's view, life should be lived in the best possible way. Life gradually develops technology, gradually improves the level of thinking, and gradually moves towards a higher level. Then countless high-level lives compete one after another. war
Well, the last sentence doesn't count, it's the God of War's hobby.
Just when Dante was thinking wildly, the Ghost Rider rushed into Dante's room. When they first arrived at this tavern, the three of Dante had already left their identity information in their respective rooms, and they could enter and exit each other's rooms at will. Room.
After Johnny walked in, Dante looked towards him and saw Johnny yelling at Dante happily.
"Haha, good news. The collection team has approved our permission. We don't have to stay in this house all the time."
"Really, Di Fan finally showed up?"
Dante replied, and his mood instantly improved a lot. The depressed life these days had made him extremely sick, but he didn't want to establish a hatred relationship with another cosmic god who had no hatred before killing Egg.
Hearing Dante's words, Johnny shook his head. This action made Dante's expression worsen again, but the next moment, he finally heard some good news.
"Although Di Fan hasn't agreed to receive us yet, he has allowed us to visit as we please. Damn it, I'm getting hairy in this tavern these days. Don't you want to go out and see the collector's collection?"
Dante understood that it turned out that Di Fan no longer restricted their freedom. Although he couldn't see Di Fan yet, it would be good to go and see his collection first.
So Dante patted the back of Tiny's hand next to him and said softly to Tiny.
"Little girl, I'm leaving now. I hope you won't cry randomly in the future. That's not a good thing."
"Oh oh oh, I can't bear to leave you."
Well, the girl cried again.
Dante gently hugged the crying girl into his arms. The girl shivered and cried shyly in Dante's arms. This was the first hug Dante gave her. The girl knew that this would probably be the last hug, if nothing unexpected happened. , the girl will stay on this planet below her for the rest of her life. This is the outpost of the Chaos Star Territory. The girl has been assigned here since she was born, and will never have the chance to go out in her life.
And Dante and the others are about to leave this planet to visit the collector's collection. The collector's collection is not just a small thing stored in a museum. His collection is filled with eleven objects with a diameter of more than 70 million kilometers. planet.
It is said that the collector also has a secret treasure house. That treasure house is an independent space. It contains the collector's most cherished treasures, but no one knows whether they are true or false.
Dante gently let go of the girl, and finally broke away from the girl's embrace. Just before the girl said goodbye with tears, Dante and the Ghost Rider walked out of the room together.
The door to the room was closed, and the girl shrank and sat in the corner. She knew that someone would come to retrieve her in a while, and after a while she would return to the maid area and continue to wait for the next master who needs her services.
The girl lowered her head, fiddling with her sleeves, and tears suddenly flowed out.
"It would be great if the next owner could be as kind as Mr. Dante, woo woo woo."
Dante can't hear the girl's last cry. Even if he hears it, he may not take the girl away. For Dante, life is long and he will encounter too many passers-by in his life. If every passer-by needs If Dante cherishes it, then the bonds Dante has accumulated can fill an entire planet.
However, Dante will still leave a gift to the little girl, although this gift is not given to the girl by him himself.
When Dante arrived at the tavern bar, Dante wrote his highest praise for Tiny's service in the guest book.
Of course, this is not the gift itself. Dante gently stretched out his finger, and thick black and red magic filled the tip of Dante's index finger. Dante pressed his finger on the outer wall of the bar, and he gently wrote: stand up.
"Tini is the best maid in the Chaotic Star Territory, Dante Sparta"
Maybe Dante was writing too fast. It wasn't until Dante left that a group of people noticed the writing on the wall, which drove the bar owner almost crazy.
"Damn it, whoever wrote something on the wall, erase it, erase it quickly. Who is Dante? He is wanted. The collection team has plenty of money."
"Boss, these writings cannot be erased."
The waiter at work scrubbed it for a long time, but the handwriting left by Dante did not weaken at all. Even though the waiter used a machine to grind off an entire layer of metal wall skin, Dante's handwriting remained on it.
Looking at the handwriting that was constantly glowing with black light in front of him, the boss suddenly thought of something. He trembled and then yelled quickly.
"Smash the wall, tear down this wall, quickly"
His men quickly put up a temporary closure sign, and then they brought in professional tools. In less than half a moon, the wall with Dante's writing on the tavern had disappeared.
However, even if the wall has disappeared, Dante's writings are still there. They are floating in the air, constantly telling people around him that there is a very powerful guy named Dante who admires a maid named Tiny here.
The tavern owner looked at the writing in the air, and his whole body was shaking more and more violently. He hurriedly ran into the basement and reported the news to his superiors. Then the news continued to be transmitted, and soon it reached Di Fan's in the ears.
In the tavern, the boss asked his men to take Tiny out. Tiny was so frightened that she cried and came to Dante's handwriting. Then, she saw the handwriting left by Dante.
The girl cried even harder instantly, her lips kept slurping, and just as she was about to say something, a pair of hands suddenly held her chin.
"Is this the maid admired by the new god of the universe, Dante?"
A Gothic-style voice echoed in the air. Tiny's eyes widened and she looked towards the source of the voice. The speaker was holding her chin.
"kindness"
The man nodded, and Tiny saw a striking black line on the man's lower lip. When he nodded, his fluffy white hair swayed with his movements.
"Not bad, indeed not bad. The crying expression is perfect, the eyes are also very beautiful, and the proportions of the facial organs are also very harmonious. Very good, very good. You are my collection now. Please stay with me from now on."
The white-haired man said something faintly, which made Tiny's eyes almost pop out of their sockets.
"Lord Di Difan"
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