American comic world demon hunter

Picking up the whiskey handed over by Tony's smart butler, Tony saw a robotic arm pop up from the ceiling. This robotic arm swayed to the front of the huge refrigerator. It opened the refrigerator door and at the same time, it moved on the refrigerator. Two striking scratches were left

The three-finger metal clip at the end of the robotic arm accurately caught the mouth of the whiskey bottle. At this moment, it may have hesitated, and then he began to try to pick up two bottles of wine at the same time, because there were two guests now, but he tried After a while, he finally brought over just one bottle.

After Dante took the wine, a small robot with a tray on his head appeared next to him. This robot drifted all the way to Carrie. There were two goblets on the tray on his head.

"Please wait a moment. I have to pour wine for you. This is my duty as a butler."

Jarvis said, while he continued to get the second bottle of wine. When he came to the top of the small robot with the wine, his metal arm tried desperately to open the wine, after trying twice to no avail.

"Stuck"

It directly broke the mouth of the whiskey bottle, and then it turned the bottle upside down. When the wine poured into the goblet, it also poured onto the little robot.

"Ah, ah, you messed with my face, messed with my face"

The indicator light on the little robot's head flashed, and it kept shouting in a mechanical voice. Its words almost made Jarvis angry. If Jarvis hadn't been angry, the little robot might not have been able to escape being demolished if he turned around. The tragic fate of the solution

As for Dante and the other two, ha, stop talking, these two guys had already fainted on the sofa with unscrupulous laughter. Carrie rubbed her belly while taking down the goblet full of wine and putting it on her and In the middle of Dante, she smiled and teased with her lips pursed.

"Fortunately, our family doesn't have a tradition of using robots, luckily, haha"

"Well, I'm sorry to you two guests. I was born not long ago and my functions are not fully functional yet. Please forgive me for my mistake. I will apply to Mr. Stark to upgrade mine after he comes back."

"Okay, okay, actually, you are already a very good housekeeper, come on Jarvis"

Dante took the champagne from Carrie and drank all the wine in the glass. Just as he put the glass down, Jarvis suddenly coughed twice.

"Ahem, two guests, Mr. Stark wants to chat with you, please wait a moment."

Following Jarvis's words, a virtual screen suddenly appeared in the living room. This screen covered an extremely large area, and it looked like a huge portrait.

In this picture, Tony is sitting in a relatively empty conference room. He has some stubble on the corners of his mouth. It seems that he is planning to add something new to his look.

"Wow, Dante, I'm glad you're back on Earth, my friend. I can't thank you enough for giving me a brief introduction to alien technology. The things you showed me have tortured me for seven nights. , until now I am still thinking about the causes of those technologies.”

Tony said lazily, and Dante sat and waved to him.

"That's good, live and learn, come on, you bastard"

"Hey, I don't even blame you for pulling me away from countless advanced technologies, but you still have the heart to call me a bastard. You make me heartbroken, Dante."

"What about you? If I didn't know I was your poor neighbor, I'd actually consider you a friend, man."

"Uh"

Tony instantly smiled with a smile on his face

"Haha, poor neighbor, what is that? Jarvis, remember, you are in front of my best friend, Dante, I believe you can forgive Jarvis's slip of the tongue."

"What a slip of the tongue, don't think I don't know that's the note you left for me, bastard, what are you busy with now, and when will you come back, then I will let you know the anger of the poor neighbor"

Dante shook his fist in front of the projection, which made Tony grin.

"Okay, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Hey, my little guy, what's wrong with you? Your indicator light is flashing, is it an expression of anger?"

Tony immediately began to change the subject and asked the still angry little robot.

Hearing Tony's words, the little robot who had been shut up suddenly became energetic.

"Boss boss, Jarvis fucked me all over my face, fucked me all over my face"

"Uh Fuck, Jarvis, who taught him this, cancel his voice function"

"Yes, sir"

Jarvis replied, and at the same time, the angry little robot shut up for an instant.

"I really don't know how you made him look like that. Damn it, did my robot do something in my house? This is ridiculous. By the way, Dante, what's the matter with you coming to my house? I'm afraid I can't go back now. I'm selling my Jellicoe missiles to the military. This is a big business of more than 30 billion US dollars. Forgive me."

"Of course I have to forgive you, New York tycoon. After all, I'm a fucking poor guy. Also, I came here to ask you for my little mudbag. Where did you keep my pet?"

"In the basement, damn, I almost forgot to say, take your damn corrosive and evolving dangerous black liquid alien life away from my house. He has eaten me six times this week. A precious flask, those were all left to me by my damn dad, damn it”

After he finished yelling, he frowned and waved his hand.

"Jarvis, give Dante permission to open the third underground floor and take him to take away the damn black pet. I don't want to keep those strange things in my house anymore. Also, Dante, I have a meeting. Now, if you have anything else, you'd better tell me together. I think you're not just here to beg for your little black monster, right?"

After listening to Tony's question, Dante took a long breath, licked his lips, and then said with a smile.

"That's right, lend me some money, buddy, I'm going to take Carrie on a trip, and I think you're the only one who can help me."

"Aha, it's very simple. There is my card holder on the left side of the seventh floor of my bedside table in my bedroom. You can take out a credit card from it. Just pick the one you like. Also, don't take it by mistake. , that’s mine next to those card holders, I don’t want to take a girl home and find out I don’t have a condom, man.”

"Fuck you asshole, I'm not rich enough to borrow those things from you, damn it"

Dante waved his hand depressedly, and the phone was immediately hung up. Tony's image disappeared without a trace, and Jarvis had already opened the elevator to the third underground floor. At the same time, after the bedroom door opened, another robotic arm He came to Dante holding a small card package.

"Sir, this is Mr. Stark's card pack. Please choose it. Also, do you need me to get your scary black monster from the basement?"

"Then it's up to you, Jarvis."

Dante smiled and took the card package. He nodded to Jarvis, and Jarvis's robotic arm rushed into the elevator.

"Please wait a moment, I will get your pet for you right away"

Jarvis's voice disappeared immediately, and Dante put the card package into Carrie's hand.

"Choose the color you like. There's no need to be polite to this guy. He won't mind helping our two poor neighbors."

"You feel so petty when you talk to him, honey."

Carrie took the card pack and randomly drew a black card.

"The Black Gold Centurion Card, I never thought I would get to use it one day."

"Then let's take this one. The black color is nice and suits you very well, woman. Hey, it's so fast."

As soon as Dante finished talking to Carrie, Jarvis had already returned to the living room with the flask containing mud. Mud was originally struggling violently, but when it saw Dante, it instantly changed from a pool of venom to a cute one. Kumamon

"This is your pet"

The moment Carrie saw Kumamon, she immediately rushed over and took the bottle in her hand. Click, the bottle was broken by her one hand. The next moment, Mudba, who was constantly struggling, was held in Carrie's hand.

Of course Mudba didn't know Carrie, so it roared as hard as it could. It kept elongating or deforming itself to try to escape Carrie's hand, but then Carrie pinched it gently with two fingers. Kumamon’s face

"Why this image, my dear, actually I like the minions better."

Carrie pinched Mudba's slippery face, and Mudba screamed as if it was being ravaged. He just opened his big mouth full of sharp teeth and planned to bite Carrie, but his actions were seen by Carrie.

"Stop, little one, if you dare to bite me, I will eat you."

Seeing clearly that Niba was planning to bite her, Carrie instantly transformed into hungry wolf mode. She bared her teeth and roared fiercely at Niba, and then Niba succumbed.

Carrie's terrifying temperament, which was like a ferocious beast from ancient times, scared Niba to the point of trembling. Niba opened its big mouth and trembled continuously. Under its control, the sharp teeth in its mouth gradually disappeared, and then it used its strong The transformed cute mouth kept kissing Carrie's fingers, and even stretched out its tongue to lick Carrie's skin.

"That's how you behave. Dante, your pet belongs to me for the time being. I need to train it properly. It seems to be venom, a very dangerous parasite in the universe. Only you would want to keep it as a pet." , but I like it very much”

"venom"

Dante shook his head.

"I don't care what it is. As for the danger, we don't care, right? It's just mud, our little pet."

"Ahem, if you can, please spare some of your time for me. I have something very important to talk to you about."

"Hey, bastard, what on earth are you going to do? Damn it, Mr. Dante, I'm Happy. This guy just drove up in a classic car and said he's your friend. Do you know him? He can really fight. Damn it. "

While Carrie was playing with the mud, an uninvited guest appeared at the door of the house. Tony's bodyguard leader Happy Hogan was angrily telling Dante about the bad behavior of the uninvited guest.

Dante glanced at the uninvited guest with interest.

"Colson, you shouldn't come uninvited. After all, this is not my home."

"Dante, I really have something important to do. I hope Tony's bodyguard can forgive me."

"forgive"

Happy yelled suddenly

"That's impossible. You single-handedly brought down more than twenty of my men. Damn it, how can I forgive you?"

"Okay Happy, he's my friend, let's leave now, no trouble for you, man"

Dante smiled and patted Happy on the shoulder. He comforted Happy. Happy's expression didn't look very good.

"Dante"

Happy sighed.

"My men are all my former comrades-in-arms. They need the work here to support their families. I swear they are all professional bodyguards and fighters, but now they have lost to one person. I'm afraid they will be killed by Star because of this." Mr. Ke resigned, I”

Happy's words sounded extremely sad, and he was also very aggrieved. Suddenly, a middleman who drove an exquisite classic car and had Mediterranean hair showed up. This man wanted to see Dante when he asked. How could Happy agree, but this guy actually With a few small blinding and dazzling machines, he brought down all his security team, and this guy was actually Dante's friend, so he was a sure disaster.

"Well, I'll talk to Tony about this guy."

Dante thought for a moment and pointed at Phil Coulson, who had a gentle smile in front of him.

"His department is a bit special. Don't compete with him in terms of combat effectiveness for the time being. Tony and I will explain this matter."

As Dante spoke, he walked to Tony's refrigerator and still opened the three-meter-high and seven-meter-wide refrigerator in front of him. Dante casually took out the two bottles of wine that looked most pleasing to the eye. Carry it in your hand.

"Jarvis, I'll take these two bottles away. You take the time to tell Tony, good old man, find a place to treat us two to some cold drinks. I want to hear the important things from your mouth."

"Uh"

Hearing Dante's words, Coulson smiled bitterly and nodded.

"Well, the term "good old man" suits me very well. After all, I like to be kind and respectful to others. As for the cold drink shop, I often go to a Haagen-Dazs. If you can, then come with me."

Colson didn't stop after he finished speaking. He turned around and left Tony's house. Dante put the wine in the Pandora box, then he carried the box with his left hand and Carrie with his right hand, and soon came to Cole's house. In front of Sen's classic car.

Coulson was untying many security guards at this time. The small machine he just threw tied the security guards into a ball. When Coulson untied them, the security guards all looked at Cole like they were monsters. Sen, hell, some of them have heard of S.H.I.E.L.D. when they were soldiers. It is said that S.H.I.E.L.D.’s equipment is thirty years ahead of American soldiers and twenty years ahead of special forces. This statement is probably correct.

After releasing everyone, Coulson straightened the collar of his shirt and bowed to everyone.

"I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone. I will definitely not do this again next time I come here."

"No next time, man, better never see you again."

Happy yelled unwillingly, and then he watched Colson drive away silently. It wasn't until the classic car carrying Dante and Carrie disappeared completely that Happy let out a long breath.

"Tony"

He muttered quietly.

"Being involved with such dangerous people, is your choice really the right one? I always have an unknown premonition."