American comic world demon hunter

"Disneyland"

Dante is a little confused. When it comes to China, even if you don’t see the Great Wall, you should also see the Forbidden City. Why do you mention Disneyland? Haven’t you gone to enough Disneyland in the United States?

However, when he thought about it, this girl had been living in an orphanage and probably had very few opportunities to go to amusement parks. Thinking about it this way, Dante felt a little sympathetic to this girl.

"Let's go to some of the more famous places in China first, and then take you to the amusement park, okay?"

"OK then."

Polaris didn't raise any objections at this time, so this little girl was very well-behaved except for Carrie.

Because they were flying on a private plane, the plane could not fly directly to the Chinese capital. Although Butler was very capable, they could not decide which routes China would open for them.

After landing from Hong Kong, when he was about to get off the plane, Dante was reminded by Butler's men again. It turned out that Dante was still carrying a giant sword on his back, and Dante's two guns were just like that on his waist.

So, Dante stuffed all the weapons into Pandora. At this time, he finally understood the benefits of Pandora. This thing not only made up for Dante's lack of long-range super firepower, but also solved all the luggage for Dante.

After sorting out his equipment, Dante took the visa prepared for him by Butler's men. The time limit was one month, which was enough for Dante to play around. As for the fake name on his visa and passport, Alexander Pierce was a very common name.

Carrie and Polaris didn't need fake identities. They held their IDs beautifully and called Dante Alexander with a smile.

After getting off the plane, Dante and Carrie walked into the VIP aisle. People here probably didn't know Dante's identity very well, but Dante's unique temperament and unique appearance also made him the focus of the crowd's attention. However, there were many people Everyone is shouting what the hell is Quan Zhilong?

There were many women crying and going crazy.

"Why did G-Dragon and Oppa come to China? What happened to the women and children around him? Oppa is getting married. I want to die."

This confused Dante for a long time. He carefully took out his mobile phone and quickly searched for Quan Zhilong. Your sister is a sissy with dyed white hair. Dante, how could she be such a parallel import?

Putting down the phone, Dante picked up his hair, then rolled up his arms and sleeves, directly exposing his strong arms. He wanted to use his strong biceps to let those Chinese chicks connect him with the Korean sissy Differentiate, but this action made those girls even crazier

"Oppa is working out and his muscles are great."

"Ah ah ah, Oppa's skin is healed again"

"No, this doesn't seem to be Oppa Zhilong, he is a foreigner."

Your sister, finally someone has the insight to recognize a hero. I have a European and American appearance. How come you associate me with Koreans?

As Dante gets closer, more and more people see Dante's appearance clearly. Now it's not the women who are crazy, but the men.

"Hey, this is the protagonist of Devil May Crying, right?"

"That's right, it's Dante, the protagonist of Capcom's new game Devil May Cry."

"puff"

Carrie burst out laughing when she heard the conversation between the two. She laughed and threw herself on Dante's shoulder, bit Dante's ear gently, and then said with a giggle.

"Dear, what the hell is the devil crying in May? My balls hurt, my God, haha, I can't do it anymore, my balls hurt."

"Damn, that should be the transliteration of hell, dante, it hurts, it's really hell."

"There is also the Devil May Cry. It can't be the transliteration of our firm's name. Devils can also cry. How could it become the Devil May Cry?"

"The devil knows how they translated it. If I knew who translated this name, I would make him unemployed forever."

Dante secretly made up his mind. He picked up Polaris in panic and ran away. Carrie followed and quickly rushed to the car Butler had arranged for them.

After getting in the car, Polaris and Carrie's laughter didn't stop. It wasn't until the car had driven a few kilometers that they stopped. Dante's expression was very bad at this time. He kept stroking Pandora with his right hand. To be honest, When someone called him a pain in the ass, he almost couldn't hold back and blasted him out

"Sir, you can stay in Hong Kong for one night. I will prepare the follow-up procedures for you. I believe that after 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, your certificate will be able to travel throughout China. I hope you have a good time."

"Thank you"

"No, you paid, a lot of money"

The driver said one last thing, and he sent Dante and the others to the Peninsula Hotel. As soon as they got off the bus, a waiter gave them their room cards. Looking at the serious-looking waiter in front of him, Dante frowned and thought for a moment. As for the driver who sent Dante off, his expression at this time was completely bad.

"back"

The blond driver jumped out of the car. While pushing Dante behind him, he took out a pistol from his waist. He pointed the pistol at the waiter, completely ignoring the screaming crowd around him, and asked loudly arrive

"Who are you"

"Why, this is not your person"

Dante saw that the driver looked in crisis, so he grabbed the driver's arm and took off his pistol. He crushed the pistol and said to the driver.

"Even if he is not yours, there is no need to cause panic. Look around."

After he finished speaking, he threw the broken pistol into the distance, then he raised his hand high and waved around.

"We are filming a movie, don't be afraid, the guns are fake."

He explained that the people nearby also believed it. Except for the bodyguards around him, everyone else gradually dispersed with a look of realization. In their opinion, this is the Peninsula Hotel after all. Who would draw a gun here? Crazy Is it done?

But they don't know that Gotham's cleaners work completely differently from other cities. Gotham has never lacked lunatics. Compared with Gotham, the atmosphere in Tsarist Russia is weak. For Butler's men, as long as there is a threat to them When something happens, he doesn't mind ending it all by killing all the witnesses.

All the bodyguards of other rich people nearby realized this. Of course, those bodyguards could tell whether the pistol was genuine or not. Dante's method of holding the gun with his bare hands frightened them even more. However, since Dante had no intention of causing trouble, they were naturally willing to leave.

In this way, the crisis was resolved, and Dante asked the waiter in front of him.

"Tell me who sent you. It doesn't matter if you don't tell me. Since you know me, you should know what to do."

As he spoke, he put his arm around the waiter's shoulders. The waiter smiled at Dante and he said with a smile.

"Please don't worry, Mr. Demon Hunter. Chinese citizens only know a little about American superheroes. You don't have to worry about your identity being exposed on a large scale. However, you should know that even if you intentionally conceal it or even contact the Gotham Cleaning System, you His whereabouts will never be a secret to us, we are collaborators, right?”

"Collaborator, S.H.I.E.L.D."

Dante asked, and at the same time he waved the driver to leave. Since this matter has something to do with SHIELD, it is normal.

The result was as expected. The waiter carefully took out his ID from his chest and waved it to Dante. The silver flying eagle badge was very eye-catching, and Dante smiled slightly.

"You guys are really haunting. Even if I come to Hong Kong, you can find me first."

"Haha, you misunderstood. I work for the Hong Kong branch of SHIELD. If you go to other cities, our mobile power will not be so perfect."

"Ha, you mean I accidentally walked into your territory"

"It is also your territory. In terms of your status in the universe, the entire earth is your territory. So, will you allow us to take over the cleaner's job?"

"Whatever, now I'm going to catch up on jet lag, and finally tell Nick Fury to stop bothering me if nothing happens."

Dante said angrily, these guys are really everywhere, damn it

He grabbed the room card and returned to the room with Carrie and Polaris. He was not in the mood to chat with these guys who were staring at him.

And when Dante fell asleep, Mr. One-Eyed Dragon was tapping his desk gently in the SHIELD headquarters.

"Hill, the Spear Bureau is asking me why Dante crossed the border. What do you think I'm going to say?"

"Director, maybe you can tell the truth."

"hope"

Nick Fury sighed. The Spear Bureau was extremely worried about Dante's plan to travel around the world, but their worries were normal. After all, people like Dante would have all local departments activate their highest defenses wherever they went.

After hesitating for a moment, Nick Fury raised his head and looked at Hill with his sharp eyes again.

"Gotham City's new rainbow bridge teleportation phenomenon, has Coulson arrived?"

"Not yet. Agent Coulson is parking his car at a gas station next to the highway, but he is already very close to Gotham."

And what is Agent Coulson, who is being talked about by Nick, doing at this time?

In a small convenience store, Colson was squatting in front of a shelf. His eyes were constantly wandering, as if he was deciding what he was about to buy.

“Are they dry donuts or wet donuts?”

Yes, there were both dry and wet donuts in front of him. For Coulson, who really liked donuts, this choice was too difficult to decide.

The dry donut tastes crispy and sweet when you eat it. The wet donut is equally soft and attractive. The dry donut is as toned and sexy as a Victoria's Secret model, but the wet donut is like a Filipino maid. Equally docile and charming, the dry donut is as lively as a puppy, while the wet donut is as elegant as a kitten. This decision is so difficult.

He hesitated for more than twenty minutes, so that the cashier looked at him like a fool. The cashier's line of sight was blocked by the shelves, which made it difficult for her to see what Colson was doing. From her perspective, she All she could see was that the corner of Colson's clothes kept swinging. She didn't know what she was thinking of, and her face looked terrible.

"This guy in a suit and ties won't be in my store, he's a pervert."

The female cashier sighed dejectedly. She had asked Colson three times in a row if he needed help, but the answer she got was no.

"Damn it, do all rich people have such eccentricities? This old man drives such a good Bentley and would actually come to my place to do such a rude thing. It's really..."

She glanced at Colson again. Colson's squirming clothes became more and more excessive in her eyes, which made her unable to help but look around.

"It's so boring. I really shouldn't have chosen this kind of job. I have to deal with such monsters every day."

Hey, look, what did you say? This girl was talking about boredom, and something interesting happened.

"Robbery"

Two strong men rushed directly into the convenience store. These two men did not look like robbers at all, but thinking about it, robbers who could rob such a small convenience store, even if they had a glorious past, might not be able to do so now. The style has also been thrown away.

"Put all the change in your bag, hurry up"

The younger one of the robbers shouted in panic, and the salesperson quickly turned over the money. People in the United States have a good sense of self-protection. After all, what they are robbing is not their own money, but their life.

At this moment, Colson stood up with two kinds of donuts in his hand.

"Hey"

"Who"

"Whizzing"

Two noises and Colson's voice frightened the two of them. The two of them looked around in panic with their guns in hand, and finally saw Colson with his hands raised from the back of the shelf.

"Who are you, hand over the money"

The robber yelled, and Coulson sighed and put the donut aside.

"Wait a minute, you should know that it is always difficult to hold a wallet when wearing a suit, so I don't have any money with me."

"Shit, you're fucking kidding me, do you want to die?"

"Well, I also have a car, here's the key"

At this moment, Colson took out the key from his pocket. The eye-catching Bentley key almost dazzled the robber's eyes.

"The car outside is yours"

The young robber asked and Coulson smiled.

"Like a fake replacement"

"Don't tell him this, you idiot. Hey, rich man, throw the key over and don't let me shoot."

The older robber loudly stopped the young man's useless questions. While taking the car keys thrown by Colson, he glanced dissatisfied at the young man next to him. He saw that the young man was sweating a lot. That made him shake his head.

"You're still young, your designs are broken"

He thought this, and then quickly turned around and pointed the muzzle of the pistol at the salesperson again.

"Damn it, hurry up, I don't have that much time to spend with you, spend all the money"

"Hey hey hey"

His words were interrupted as Coulson shouted to them from a distance.

"I also have a pistol. I think you might need this, what do you think?"

"what"

"Whizzing"

The two quickly turned around again and pointed their guns at Coulson.

"What the hell are you doing?"

At this time, even the old robber was scared to death. You know, the two of them had boldly turned their backs to Colson just now. If Colson had shot at that time, both of them would be dead.

Even the female salesperson thought so. The female salesperson looked at Colson as if he were a fool.

As for Coulson, he innocently held the gun in his hand.

"I'm sorry to scare you. I just think that what you are doing now requires this pistol more than me, right?"

"Stop talking nonsense, put the gun on the ground and slide over, quick"

"Okay, don't get excited, I'll faint."

Colson replied with an aggrieved face. Then he bent down and placed the pistol on the ground. In the eyes of the two robbers, he slid the pistol in the direction of the robbers.

"whoosh"

This was the sound of a pistol sliding. At the same time, Coulson directly picked up the bag of bread crumbs for cooking and threw it at the two robbers.

At the same time, he strode straight up the shelf and rushed in front of the two robbers. The two robbers were almost frightened to death. They fired almost at the same time. The young man's gun directly shattered the bread crumbs, and the flour dazzled his eyes. , and Coulson stepped directly on the elderly robber's shotgun, causing the elderly robber to hit the ground with the shot.

In an instant, Colson grabbed the shotgun and slapped the elderly robber in the face with the butt of the gun. Then he waved the shotgun and hit the young robber in the head with the butt of the shotgun in a baseball-playing posture. superior

"Phew, I said I don't like shooting, but this is better, right?"

Colson returned to the original place with an expressionless face, retrieved two kinds of donuts, and came to the checkout counter.

"I have difficulty choosing, so I wasted some time, but now you should be grateful for my difficulty in choosing."

As the salesman looked at Superman, Coulson paid, picked up the gun, and returned to his car. He tore open two kinds of donuts, one of each kind, stuffed them into his mouth together, and chewed them like a toad. .

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