American comic world demon hunter

"You know, Loki, when I took that eyeball in my hand, threw it into the old bathtub at my house, and soaked it with nutritious dog food, I really didn't know that his eyeball was gradually growing. A broken head is so valuable."

Listening to Loki's words, Dante smiled bitterly and started talking.

"Thor, Sol, everyone mentions Sol when they see me. Sorry, man, I don't know what your plans are for him, and I won't consider whether your plans are good for him." Bad, I only know that that guy helped me in my battle with Odin, so you want him, no way, I tell you this, I also said the same to Hela, I don’t care about the relationship between you Wrestling, if this is all you ask for, then you have received your answer, now leave."

After Dante finished speaking, he looked at Loki's expression. Fortunately, Loki's expression was not as bad as he thought. At least he could still smile now.

Loki said with a smile.

"Okay, Dante, I respect your decision. Although I can't get the biggest bargaining chip for me from you, the news is not that bad. At least Hela didn't get that bargaining chip. We are still standing Same starting line”

"It seems you still want to chat for a while."

As soon as Loki finished speaking, Dante interrupted.

"Then sit down and don't mind the occasional dust on the roof. After all, the last time you came here, you were dirtier than my bathroom."

"Okay, okay, I know I came here with blood all over my body last time, but I don't want to talk more about this matter."

Loki said with a wry smile. He was a person who cared about his image very much. However, he couldn't delete the dirty and downtrodden version of himself in Dante's mind, so he sat directly next to Dante.

The two men were standing side by side at this moment, and their figures and looks were all so handsome. Natasha looked at the painting-like scene in front of her, and she licked her lips helplessly.

“It feels superfluous”

She said weakly, and then came to sit next to Dante. This time when she sat down, she covered her nightgown with her hands.

Dante didn't mind Natasha holding his waist. He seemed to be unable to see Natasha and kept asking Loki questions.

"Tell me about your situation and what Asgard has become now."

"Haha, Asgard is very interesting now. There are two races that hate each other on that land. We frost giants own the business district, ruins, temples, scientific research institutes and treasure houses, while Hela took away the training ground. , barracks, workshops, prisons and the Rainbow Bridge”

"It seems that you have suffered a lot. Let's not talk about the Rainbow Bridge for now. There should be a lot of powerful people in your prison, right? I think you have to be prepared for those guys to become your opponents."

Dante joked, in his opinion, among the things Loki got, only the ruins and the scientific research institute were more useful. The business district, haha, there are no people, where is the business? And the treasure house, since Hela has the ability Occupying the Rainbow Bridge, the only reason why she didn't choose to hide in the treasure house could only be that there was nothing good in that treasure house.

Hearing Dante's teasing, Loki nodded weakly.

"Yes, we have unearthed the things in those ruins a long time ago, and there are a few very useful treasures in the treasure house, such as the Ice Box, and the others are just good-looking garbage. , but the better thing is that the guys in the prison owned by Hela are all enemies of Asgard. It's a pity. Originally, I wanted to release all those people and destroy Hela's rule in one fell swoop. , what a pity”

Loki muttered to himself, his words full of regret, and Dante patted him on the shoulder.

"It's a blessing in disguise. Man, maybe you can actually build your own rainbow bridge in the future. Come on."

"Haha, that's really difficult."

Listening to Dante's blessing, all Loki could do was smile bitterly.

"When Odin built the Rainbow Bridge, I didn't see it with my own eyes, but I knew that the construction of that bridge gathered the power of almost all the intelligent races in the nine realms, including dwarves, elves, giants, humans, and even sea people. By the way, the Sea people on your earth should be called Atlantis now. In short, that bridge brings together the most advanced science and technology in the nine worlds. It’s really hard for me to find a way to rebuild them. It’s very, very difficult.”

After Loki finished speaking, his expression changed a lot. He looked at the moon in the sky lonelyly, sighed deeply, and then he continued.

"In short, no matter how difficult it is, I will try to rebuild him. Dante, I hope you can help me contact the intelligent races in Midgard. I hope you can come forward in person and invite them to my Rainbow Bridge replica for me. Plan, please.”

After he finished speaking, he took Dante's hand. Seeing the sincerity in his eyes, Dante threw his hand away.

"Do not touch me"

Dante yelled, which made Loki smile awkwardly. Haha, to be honest, this is what Loki is used to. After all, Asgard is very open. Generally, when brothers celebrate, they rub each other's chest hair. Woolen cloth

°°.

Anyway, after throwing off Loki's hands, Dante thought about it briefly.

"Let me give it a try, kid. After all, I am also very interested in the so-called Atlanteans, but I can't guarantee that they will agree. I don't even know if they still exist on the earth."

"Just do your best, I believe in you. Also, Dante, since you have decided to protect Thor, I will not argue with you on this point. It's just that Asgard still needs a Thor, right? Thor is yours, but Mjolnir, I want that."

"What"

Dante was stunned.

"You can have whatever you want. Why don't you go to heaven? Man, let me tell you, the hammer is not in my hand. After Odin died, the hammer flew away by itself."

"I know that although I am not qualified to pick him up, and with the Leviathan Ax, I don't need him, but I can also feel a little bit of his breath. It is on the earth now. I want you to Help me find it, and as long as I find it, I won’t be stingy with the gift I’ll give you.”

"I don't care about your gifts either, man, but let me give it a try. If I have any news here, I will take the time to inform you."

"Okay, then I won't disturb your night with this woman. I wish you a good time, but remember to take care of yourself."

After Loki finished speaking, he looked narrowly at Dante and Natasha, then he stood up and raised his head to look at the distant sky.

Just as Dante was thinking about how he was going to leave, Loki suddenly turned around and said something to Dante.

"By the way, Dante, don't worry, I will definitely not reveal anything about you and this woman to Janata and her father. After all, we are all men, right?"

"go to hell"

After saying this, Loki was kicked out by Dante. Dante did not hold back his kick. After Loki was kicked in the butt, he flew more than two thousand meters into the distance. Loki's body A perfect parabola was drawn, and when he landed, the ground where he originally fell suddenly became frosty. The moment Loki landed, his body directly smashed the frosty ground into pieces. When the ground shattered like glass, Loki also fell into it and disappeared without a trace.

"Tsk tsk, it turns out that this is the method of transmission. Fortunately, I didn't let him leave directly on the roof of my building, otherwise I would be ashamed of the ceiling tomorrow."

Looking at the big hole left by Loki when he left, Dante was thankful that such a big hole did not appear on the roof of his house. After he finished speaking, Natasha beside him had no idea of ​​answering. .

Natasha sat on Dante's lap with a whoosh, and she was face to face with Dante. Her hands only hugged Dante's shoulders, and her face was close to Dante's chin.

Natasha put her mouth next to Dante's chin, exhaling the ambiguous warm air and murmuring in a low voice.

"Don't think about those useless things. Maybe, we really shouldn't waste time caring about this beautiful moon. Oh, you, you"

Natasha was only halfway through her words when she jumped up angrily. Dante had just twisted her butt hard, which was a bit painful and almost wiped out her good mood.

"Your hand is too heavy and it really hurts. But I don't blame you. You are so powerful, and your last woman was so strong. Maybe you have never caressed someone gently. Let me teach you." how are you"

"Stop making trouble, Natasha, go to sleep. Tomorrow you have to contact your old boss to help me find Thor's hammer that was lost on Earth."

Dante interrupted Natasha's words. As he spoke, he jumped into the yard and saw that Dante was almost gone. Natasha yelled in desperation.

"Sleep, just sleep. But wait for me first. I'm going to jump. You have to catch me. I don't want to smash my clothes first and stain my new pajamas."

"jump"

Dante replied, and at the same time he stretched out his hands to catch Natasha in his arms as she jumped down, but Dante quickly put her down. Such a gentleman's move made Natasha hate her teeth.

"Go to sleep, everyone, just sleep for a year. You are a coward who doesn't even dare to have an affair."

Natasha was so angry that she cursed helplessly, while Dante smiled bitterly and watched Natasha go back to the room.

Polaris, who was sleeping in the bedroom on the second floor, was awakened by Natasha's last voice. She ran up angrily. She was seen rushing towards her tablet computer with a quilt wrapped around her. Then she fiddled with the computer while speaking plausibly.

"I want to buy a cat, the damn mice are so annoying"

But she was talking about buying a cat, but actually what she was buying online was earplugs and eye masks, uh

At the same time, Loki fell straight from the sky of Asgard. On the ground, Kratos and Laufey were watching their son silently.

"He is back with my shield"

Kratos muttered, and Laufey shook his head.

"He came back on his own, Sol was not brought back by him."

"No matter what, just bring back my shield. With that, even if Hela regains control of Asgard's original power, I will not lose to her."

"Boom"

As soon as they finished speaking, there was a loud noise in front of them, and countless dust was splashed on the ground. When the dust dispersed, a miserable man crawled out of the center of the big pit created by the fall.

"Father, mother, don't you know how to pick me up?"

As soon as Loki stood up, he complained speechlessly. Compared with Dante, his parents, who were so childish, really didn't know whose biological child he was.

Well, it seems a bit strange to say this. I always feel like someone is taking advantage of me.

Loki thought about it, shook his head, and after adjusting the messy thoughts in his mind, he handed the shield in his hand to his father. The landing just now, if he hadn't blocked it with the Golden Fleece, wouldn't have happened. Well, his calf is about to be broken.

"Son, this method of transmission has always been our tradition in Jotunheim. Even if you have lived in Asgard for many years, you must respect my tradition."

Listening to his son's complaints, Laufei warned him. Faced with this warning, Loki shook his head feebly.

"Okay, I respect the tradition of our frost giants that the survival rate does not exceed 30%."

"Okay, boy, you did a good job. What did you pay to get this shield back?"

"Nothing has been given, but Dante is a good friend worthy of deep friendship."

Loki said to his father, and he couldn't help but give the last kick.

"Of course he is a good friend, except for some violence."

He muttered in his mind that the last kick Dante gave him made his butt hurt so much that he couldn't help but reach out and rub it, and it turned out to be swollen.

And his actions fell into the eyes of Laufey and Kratos

The couple saw that when Loki was asked about his contribution, Loki said that Dante was a worthy friend and rubbed his butt.

How deep is deep intercourse and in what position?

Thinking this, Laufey turned his head and took a deep look at Kratos.

"Compensate our child well. Look at what he has paid for your shield. Even his butt is swollen."

"Indeed, but I can accept his approach. I have many Spartan brothers just like them."

Kratos thought for a while and whispered to his wife. As for Loki, well, after hearing what his parents said, the child almost shed tears.

Not to mention that Loki was about to face a very embarrassing conversation. At this time in Midgard, people in a small town were going crazy for a hammer.

"Haha, old Bill, your pickup truck will never be able to pull this hammer out. I bet I will watch the butt of your car shatter with my own eyes."

"Just like the butt of your car?"

Old Bill, who was sitting in the pickup truck, roared and spit out the butt of his cigarette. He started the car and the next moment he stepped on the accelerator.

"Kara"

All in all, Old Bill's car turned over completely, and the butt of his car was really shattered, and the rope connected to the broken butt of the car was now tied to an ancient-looking hammer.

"Next, next"

Seeing that Old Bill failed, the person in charge of the dealer shouted.

"Old Bill's majesty did not succeed. Next is the copper-headed bull. His Mengniu is a powerful Wrangler. Can he succeed? Those who succeed will go to the left, and those who fail will go to the opposite side of success. Every time With a one hundred dollar bet, I think he has great hope."

He shouted, and finally threw the hat on his head violently

"Don't fucking gamble. I haven't even succeeded yet. I'll bring my Hummer with me when I get back. Damn it."

In this way, the man in black next to the convenience store in the distance watched the farce of the banker being dismissed by the gambler. The man in black drank the milk tea in his mouth and picked up his phone.

"Director Fury is me. I am Coulson. I have arrived. The hammer is right in front of me. Our hammer has successfully boosted the economy of a small town. I will arrange the isolation right now."