Man in Genshin, System Hokage

"Eh? Lan Yu can't use the teleportation anchor?"

Ying said with some regret,

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether I use it or not, as long as you and Paimon can use it."

Suddenly, Lan Yu thought of something,

"By the way, where's Paimon?"

"???"

Only then did Ying realize that he didn't bring any emergency food with him. He looked through his backpack to see if he had forgotten Paimon in the pile of slime gel.

"There is no Paimon in the backpack. Could it be that she was blown away when the Wind Demon Dragon attacked? It is indeed easy for a small Paimon to be blown away. Let's go find her quickly."

Lan Yu thought about it carefully, and it seemed that Paimon was no longer there when he was fighting Tevalin. Before that, they seemed to be talking in the room prepared by Lan Yu for Ying.

"Ying, when the Wind Demon Dragon attacked, was Paimon still in the house and not coming out?"

"Huh? It seems so."

The two of them quickly went to Lan Yu's house. As soon as they entered the door, they saw Paimeng rummaging through Lan Yu's refrigerator.

"Hey, are you back? I'm so hungry now."

"Ah, my fried tofu!"

Bai Cheng appeared immediately, grabbed Paimon, and after confirming that his fried tofu in the refrigerator had not been eaten by Paimon, he breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed Paimon's little face and pulled it to both sides.

"You glutton, how can you just go through other people's refrigerators? That's my fried tofu for the next week, and Lan Yu usually won't let me eat more."

"That's because you either got oil stains all over your body or your clothes are stained with oil, and this thing has too many calories. Be careful if you gain weight. If you get fat, you won't be able to wear the clothes I just bought you recently."

"understood."

Bai Cheng pouted his mouth angrily, even the white ears on his head wilted, and then threw Paimon towards Ying.

"Take care of your emergency food and don't eat my fried tofu."

Then he turned into a fox form and lay on top of Lan Yu's head.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you eat two more pieces today. Okay, don't be angry. Next time you go to Liyue, let Xiangling cook you other delicious things."

Bai Cheng didn't reply, but seeing her wagging her tail, she was in a good mood now.

"Xiang Ling? Are you a great chef?"

Pamon became interested as soon as he heard the name.

"Yes, I met her in Liyue. She is the daughter of the shopkeeper of Wanmin Tang in Liyue. Her cooking skills are very good. The fried tofu in Baicheng is also made by Xiangling. After all, there is no restaurant selling fried tofu in Mondstadt. Countries have different tastes and styles.

Her cooking skills are very good, and Wanmin Tang's popularity in Liyue is no less than those high-end restaurants, and is even more famous than them, because the food is cheap and delicious, and new dishes will be available every once in a while. "

Hearing this, Paimon's mouth watered.

"Ying, I can't wait to go to Liyue. I think that place is suitable for me. We have to speed up the progress in Mondstadt and try to get to Liyue as soon as possible, okay?"

"Don't be so troublesome. When you have time, just let Ying go to Liyue to activate the rock god statue and teleportation anchor point. When the time comes, if you want to eat in Liyue, you just need to teleport directly there."

After hearing the news, Paimon almost flew up with joy, and then he immediately held his stomach in grievance.

"Now let's go eat quickly, shall we? I'm about to starve to death."

"Are you hungry again?"

Ying’s emoticon package appeared again,

"How long has it been since we last had a meal? It's been less than two hours. Are you hungry again?"

Lan Yu's eyelids jumped. Not long ago, Paimeng ate a lot of things. Three portions of sweet flower stuffed chicken and two portions of barbecue steak. Even Lan Yu would be full. Besides, the reason why Lan Yu eats so much is because of Cha The refinement of carats,

What kind of energy does Paimon consume? She eats, sleeps, eats and sleeps every day, and doesn't take her with her on the road. Doesn't it mean that she needs to consume a lot of energy every time she suddenly disappears and reappears?Doesn’t look like it?

Lan Yu held her chin and began to think seriously, her gaze making Paimon feel a little hairy.

"What's wrong? I'm just hungry. It's been two hours. Bai Cheng made me lose my appetite before, so I only ate a little, so I'm hungry now. Is there anything wrong?"

"If you mean three portions of Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken and two portions of BBQ Steaks are the same thing, I have to think about your biological circulatory system."

"What do you mean?"

Lan Yu took a board and explained it to Ying and Paimon.

"According to my observation, Paimon consumes a lot of energy every day, but he does not engage in any hugely consuming activities. He spends most of his time floating, and then eats and sleeps.

The energy consumed by floating should be related to the mass of the floating object, so the heavier Paimon is, the more energy Paimon consumes, and the more energy consumed, the easier it is for Paimon to get hungry.

When Paimon is hungry, he will eat a lot of food. After eating a lot of food, Paimon will go to sleep. The food he eats will lead to indigestion and weight gain, so the energy consumption increases again.

In addition, Paimon never exercises, so Paimon will one day become too fat to fly because he only eats and does not exercise. "

Ying nodded, indicating that she understood Paimon's correct feeding method.

"So, if you want to avoid this kind of future, you need to control Paimon's diet, such as eating more vegetarian food and eating less. It is best not to exceed five apples a day, because the quality of five apples is already close to more than one and a half Paimon. ,

This is especially serious when you ask Paimon to exercise more. Along the way with you, I found that all the work is done by the naked eye, while Paimon is watching from the side, rarely even mentioning an idea, and his brain is full Do not move,

Increase Paimon's amount of exercise, such as customizing a backpack for her, which contains her food for today. After eating, she can only wait until tomorrow. Then let Paimon increase his combat power. Although you don't have to deal with monsters, at least you can fight one. wild boar,

As long as you have hunted a wild boar, this wild boar will be your extra meal. Work hard while you haven't gained weight yet. Once you gain weight, losing weight will be more difficult than obtaining the Eye of God. "

Paimon was so frightened by Lan Yu's behavior that he broke into a cold sweat. When he looked back, he saw that Ying was still holding a small notebook and taking notes. On it was written "Paimon's Correct Way to Eat (Cross Out) Correct Feeding Method".

Paimeng's face turned purple and he quickly retorted,

"You, you, you are talking nonsense. I won't get fat by eating. I have a physique that can't get fat by eating. How could I be so fat that I can't fly? I have digested all those things after eating them, so I don't have indigestion? I just eat a lot. That’s all, of course the energy is consumed in places you can’t see.”

"Oh, don't you get fat by eating? Do you eat a lot? Do you consume it in invisible places?"

Lan Yu narrowed his eyes,

"It seems that my opinion alone is no longer enough. Paimon still lacks a correct understanding of himself. I can't do anything about this. It needs to be left to professionals.

Ying, after we finish the matter with the Wind Demon Dragon, I will take you to the Dragon's Back Snow Mountain immediately. There happens to be a Seven-Sky God Statue there, as well as a large number of teleportation anchor points, and it seems that there are many decryptions.

The most important thing is that Albedo, the chief alchemist of Mondstadt, has been staying in the snowy mountains for a long time. With him here, Paimon's problem should be solved. Don't think that this is a trivial matter. A large appetite is not a good thing, and it is possible It's a disease. "

Seeing Lan Yu's serious expression, Paimeng was also frightened, wondering if he was really sick.

"Is it that serious? Then I won't be able to eat delicious food in the future. No, I will definitely control my food intake."

After seeing Paimon decide to control themselves, Lan Yu and Ying nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, let's set off quickly to the temple of the Wolf of the North Wind. Don't let them wait too long."

"Okay, let's go."

Just as the two were about to set off, Paimon slowly raised his hand.

"Well, now I'm really hungry and can't stand it anymore. Can you please make me eat enough this time? I'll definitely start dieting next time. Only when I'm full can I have the strength to diet. Do you think that's right?"

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——The dividing line for buying food——

Outside Mondstadt, Lan Yu and Ying quickly rushed to the temple of the Wolf of the North Wind, while Paimon stayed contentedly in Ying's backpack. He just ate another five minutes of Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken in one go. Lan Yu Yudu was curious about how Paimon ate it. The five-cent sweet stuffed chicken was obviously bigger than Paimon. After eating, Paimon just gained weight. Could it be that her stomach was connected to the sky? Island?

"Ahead is the temple of the Wolf of the North Wind. Lisa, Kaia and Amber should be waiting for us there. Remember, you must be careful when entering the secret realm. The secret realm is not as simple as opening the door and closing the door to come out. It is filled with earth veins. to form a separate space,

You can only go through the entire secret realm, or go back directly from the entrance. Otherwise, if you want to get out in the middle, you will not be able to get out. Even if you enter some secret realms, you can only exit through the exit. The entrance or the way you came from will be blocked. . "