Reborn as a petite ex-uncle
Chapter 783 Do you want to be Subao's Mama?
Zhu Jiaojiao raised her hand carrying the shopping bag and waved to the little guy:
"Hi, you are Xiao Subao, right? Auntie will pick you up after school~"
Xiao Subao was expressionless, and turned her head: "Teacher, I don't know her. I don't know if she is a human trafficker. Call the police."
The teacher immediately looked at Zhu Jiaojiao vigilantly: "Miss, I'm sorry, the student said he didn't know you."
Embarrassed, Zhu Jiaojiao hurriedly explained: "No, no, I'm not a human trafficker. I'm his father's friend, and our two families have a very good relationship."
He squatted down again and took out his mobile phone. It was a photo of himself and Huo Shenxiu in Dato's Mansion in Country M, and a photo of himself staying in the clubhouse with Sister Qiu and the others.
Xiao Subao took the phone, looked at it carefully, and gave it back to her: "Even if you know my dad, it doesn't mean he asked you to pick me up. What if you have a grudge against him, do you want to kidnap me?"
Zhu Jiaojiao: ...
I look like a kidnapper?
This baby has 180 minds, right?
The teacher also said: "Miss, if you want to pick up Xuanzhi, you need to call his legal guardian. We can let you pick him up only after obtaining consent." Remember the URL
Zhu Jiaojiao had no choice but to say to Xiao Subao: "Okay, I won't pick you up. I just came to Tancheng for a tour. I happened to pass by the kindergarten, so I bought some toys and said I came to see you. See if you like it." Like it. I'll be leaving right away, okay."
Xiaosubao let out an oh.
Toys are still available.
He glanced at the teacher, and said in a childish voice, respectfully:
"Teacher, then I will go in after talking to this eldest sister."
Zhu Jiaojiao looked around: ...
Miss?
Who said?
Who is the eldest sister?
Can this child speak?
Can't you call me Miss?
When the teacher entered the classroom, Xiao Subao flipped through the shopping bag, took out the toys, and looked at them one by one.
Zhu Jiaojiao was satisfied with the little guy's appearance, so she put away her displeasure, posted it, and flattered:
"Do you like it? I asked the salesperson, they are the most popular ones now, the favorites of children your age."
Little Subao reluctantly played with the toy and said, "It's okay."
Zhu Jiaojiao chased after the victory: "Does Xiao Subao want any other toys? Auntie will buy them for you."
Xiao Subao looked at her sincerely: "Really? Anything is fine? But the ones I like are a bit expensive, and Mama is afraid that I will only focus on playing and not reading, so I won't buy them for me."
Zhu Jiaojiao nodded immediately: "Of course! Xiao Subao can do whatever she wants. If your mother doesn't buy it for you, I'll buy it for you!"
Xiao Subao mentioned the names of a few toys that had just been launched, and then tilted his head: "Is it possible to get it now?"
Zhu Jiaojiao remembered it on her mobile phone, and nodded vigorously: "No problem, Auntie will buy it for you now."
Xiao Subao smiled: "Thank you, big sister. But I'm leaving school soon, so hurry up big sister. Otherwise, someone will come to pick me up."
Zhu Jiaojiao: ...
Why are you still called Big Sister? !
But he didn't have time to say anything, so he let go and left the kindergarten.
There is a large shopping mall near the kindergarten, where Zhu Jiaojiao bought the toy just now.
This time, I bought back a few toys that Xiaosubao wanted, and it was also very fast.
After a while, Zhu Jiaojiao went back with a few shopping bags:
"Xiao Subao, look quickly, Auntie bought it for you~~ See if it's what you want~"
Xiao Subao looked at it and nodded: "That's right, that's right."
Zhu Jiaojiao saw him seriously sitting on the small stool at the door of the classroom playing with the new toy, and leaned over:
"Little Subao, you just said that Mama won't buy you toys, right?"
"Yes." Xiao Subai answered casually while lowering her head and playing with herself.
"Hey, she's really not a good mother," Zhu Jiaojiao shook her head, "It's not that you don't have money for a son like you. He doesn't even buy you a few toys you like, and he doesn't care about you at all... ...Little Subao, if I were your mother, I could satisfy you absolutely any wish, any toys you want!"
Little Subao raised his head quietly: "Do you want to be Subao's Mama?"
Zhu Jiaojiao nodded immediately as if she was spat with chicken blood: "Yes, Xiao Subao, if Auntie could be your Mama, she would definitely be a hundred times gentler and treat you a hundred times better than your current Mama. Anything you want!"
Xiao Subao stood up calmly, picked up the shopping bag, and looked at her: "Is there something wrong with your body?"
Zhu Jiaojiao was stunned: "...What do you mean? Auntie is in good health."
Xiao Subao was still calm: "You can't give birth to a child, right? Otherwise, why do you have to be someone else's child's Mama?"
With that said, he turned around and walked into the classroom with a bunch of toys in his arms.
Zhu Jiaojiao came back to her senses and was so angry that she was half dead!
Damn boy!
*
Huo Shenxiu laughed for a long time after hearing that Zhu Jiaojiao ran to the kindergarten and was dealt with by Xiao Subao and cheated of a bunch of toys.
Han Fei couldn't help laughing at the side: "As expected of the second master's biological son, just like the second master."
Huo Shenxiu suddenly stopped laughing:
"What do you mean?"
How do you feel that this is mocking him?
Knowing that he said something wrong, Han Fei scratched the back of his neck and fell silent.
When Su Mi heard about this, she couldn't laugh.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Jiaojiao ran to find Xiao Subao, trying to get Xiao Subao's idea.
Of course, she also knew that it was impossible for Xiao Subao to be bought by Zhu Jiaojiao.
But after returning from the crew, she went directly to Xiao Subao's room, asked about the situation that day, and then solemnly reminded:
"Su Bao, if that Aunt Zhu looks for you in the future, just tell the teacher that she doesn't see you. I will also tell the kindergarten. Don't say anything to her."
Xiao Subao was still playing with one of the toys that Zhu Jiaojiao had just bought, knowing what she was worried about, she said in a childish voice:
"Don't worry, how can she have the face to look for me?"
Su Mi was taken aback for a moment, but it was true.
Zhu Jiaojiao was swayed by a four-year-old kid, and she also knew that Xiao Subao was not easy to deceive, so she probably would never look for him again.
But he still said: "Give these toys back to Aunt Zhu."
Xiao Subao tightly guarded the toy: "I asked her to give it to me because of my ability, she gave it willingly, and I didn't steal it..."
Su Mi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she had no choice but to shave the little guy's fair nose:
"Don't tease people like this again in the future. Just ignore it."
Trick people into buying a bunch of new toys.
In the end, he ridiculed others.
No need.
She didn't want her son to get involved in this kind of thing.
But Xiao Subao didn't take it seriously: "She wants to grab the grave egg from you, I just help you, so that she (knows) it will be difficult to retreat."
She burst out laughing, and patted her son's head: "Thank you, little treasure master, but, this is an adult's business, and Mama will solve it by herself."
Xiao Subao looked at her worriedly, and then hummed.
Su Mi exited the room and sent a WeChat message to Huo Shenxiu——
"Hi, you are Xiao Subao, right? Auntie will pick you up after school~"
Xiao Subao was expressionless, and turned her head: "Teacher, I don't know her. I don't know if she is a human trafficker. Call the police."
The teacher immediately looked at Zhu Jiaojiao vigilantly: "Miss, I'm sorry, the student said he didn't know you."
Embarrassed, Zhu Jiaojiao hurriedly explained: "No, no, I'm not a human trafficker. I'm his father's friend, and our two families have a very good relationship."
He squatted down again and took out his mobile phone. It was a photo of himself and Huo Shenxiu in Dato's Mansion in Country M, and a photo of himself staying in the clubhouse with Sister Qiu and the others.
Xiao Subao took the phone, looked at it carefully, and gave it back to her: "Even if you know my dad, it doesn't mean he asked you to pick me up. What if you have a grudge against him, do you want to kidnap me?"
Zhu Jiaojiao: ...
I look like a kidnapper?
This baby has 180 minds, right?
The teacher also said: "Miss, if you want to pick up Xuanzhi, you need to call his legal guardian. We can let you pick him up only after obtaining consent." Remember the URL
Zhu Jiaojiao had no choice but to say to Xiao Subao: "Okay, I won't pick you up. I just came to Tancheng for a tour. I happened to pass by the kindergarten, so I bought some toys and said I came to see you. See if you like it." Like it. I'll be leaving right away, okay."
Xiaosubao let out an oh.
Toys are still available.
He glanced at the teacher, and said in a childish voice, respectfully:
"Teacher, then I will go in after talking to this eldest sister."
Zhu Jiaojiao looked around: ...
Miss?
Who said?
Who is the eldest sister?
Can this child speak?
Can't you call me Miss?
When the teacher entered the classroom, Xiao Subao flipped through the shopping bag, took out the toys, and looked at them one by one.
Zhu Jiaojiao was satisfied with the little guy's appearance, so she put away her displeasure, posted it, and flattered:
"Do you like it? I asked the salesperson, they are the most popular ones now, the favorites of children your age."
Little Subao reluctantly played with the toy and said, "It's okay."
Zhu Jiaojiao chased after the victory: "Does Xiao Subao want any other toys? Auntie will buy them for you."
Xiao Subao looked at her sincerely: "Really? Anything is fine? But the ones I like are a bit expensive, and Mama is afraid that I will only focus on playing and not reading, so I won't buy them for me."
Zhu Jiaojiao nodded immediately: "Of course! Xiao Subao can do whatever she wants. If your mother doesn't buy it for you, I'll buy it for you!"
Xiao Subao mentioned the names of a few toys that had just been launched, and then tilted his head: "Is it possible to get it now?"
Zhu Jiaojiao remembered it on her mobile phone, and nodded vigorously: "No problem, Auntie will buy it for you now."
Xiao Subao smiled: "Thank you, big sister. But I'm leaving school soon, so hurry up big sister. Otherwise, someone will come to pick me up."
Zhu Jiaojiao: ...
Why are you still called Big Sister? !
But he didn't have time to say anything, so he let go and left the kindergarten.
There is a large shopping mall near the kindergarten, where Zhu Jiaojiao bought the toy just now.
This time, I bought back a few toys that Xiaosubao wanted, and it was also very fast.
After a while, Zhu Jiaojiao went back with a few shopping bags:
"Xiao Subao, look quickly, Auntie bought it for you~~ See if it's what you want~"
Xiao Subao looked at it and nodded: "That's right, that's right."
Zhu Jiaojiao saw him seriously sitting on the small stool at the door of the classroom playing with the new toy, and leaned over:
"Little Subao, you just said that Mama won't buy you toys, right?"
"Yes." Xiao Subai answered casually while lowering her head and playing with herself.
"Hey, she's really not a good mother," Zhu Jiaojiao shook her head, "It's not that you don't have money for a son like you. He doesn't even buy you a few toys you like, and he doesn't care about you at all... ...Little Subao, if I were your mother, I could satisfy you absolutely any wish, any toys you want!"
Little Subao raised his head quietly: "Do you want to be Subao's Mama?"
Zhu Jiaojiao nodded immediately as if she was spat with chicken blood: "Yes, Xiao Subao, if Auntie could be your Mama, she would definitely be a hundred times gentler and treat you a hundred times better than your current Mama. Anything you want!"
Xiao Subao stood up calmly, picked up the shopping bag, and looked at her: "Is there something wrong with your body?"
Zhu Jiaojiao was stunned: "...What do you mean? Auntie is in good health."
Xiao Subao was still calm: "You can't give birth to a child, right? Otherwise, why do you have to be someone else's child's Mama?"
With that said, he turned around and walked into the classroom with a bunch of toys in his arms.
Zhu Jiaojiao came back to her senses and was so angry that she was half dead!
Damn boy!
*
Huo Shenxiu laughed for a long time after hearing that Zhu Jiaojiao ran to the kindergarten and was dealt with by Xiao Subao and cheated of a bunch of toys.
Han Fei couldn't help laughing at the side: "As expected of the second master's biological son, just like the second master."
Huo Shenxiu suddenly stopped laughing:
"What do you mean?"
How do you feel that this is mocking him?
Knowing that he said something wrong, Han Fei scratched the back of his neck and fell silent.
When Su Mi heard about this, she couldn't laugh.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Jiaojiao ran to find Xiao Subao, trying to get Xiao Subao's idea.
Of course, she also knew that it was impossible for Xiao Subao to be bought by Zhu Jiaojiao.
But after returning from the crew, she went directly to Xiao Subao's room, asked about the situation that day, and then solemnly reminded:
"Su Bao, if that Aunt Zhu looks for you in the future, just tell the teacher that she doesn't see you. I will also tell the kindergarten. Don't say anything to her."
Xiao Subao was still playing with one of the toys that Zhu Jiaojiao had just bought, knowing what she was worried about, she said in a childish voice:
"Don't worry, how can she have the face to look for me?"
Su Mi was taken aback for a moment, but it was true.
Zhu Jiaojiao was swayed by a four-year-old kid, and she also knew that Xiao Subao was not easy to deceive, so she probably would never look for him again.
But he still said: "Give these toys back to Aunt Zhu."
Xiao Subao tightly guarded the toy: "I asked her to give it to me because of my ability, she gave it willingly, and I didn't steal it..."
Su Mi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she had no choice but to shave the little guy's fair nose:
"Don't tease people like this again in the future. Just ignore it."
Trick people into buying a bunch of new toys.
In the end, he ridiculed others.
No need.
She didn't want her son to get involved in this kind of thing.
But Xiao Subao didn't take it seriously: "She wants to grab the grave egg from you, I just help you, so that she (knows) it will be difficult to retreat."
She burst out laughing, and patted her son's head: "Thank you, little treasure master, but, this is an adult's business, and Mama will solve it by herself."
Xiao Subao looked at her worriedly, and then hummed.
Su Mi exited the room and sent a WeChat message to Huo Shenxiu——
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