I'm a wizard with a proof from Hogwarts

Chapter 96: Lockhart’s Lesson in the Must Be Famous Series at the Beginning of School”

That afternoon, outside the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

It wasn't until it was time for class to begin that Rudy and the other four slowly walked towards the classroom.

Walking at the front of the four, Hermione turned to look at the suspicious Harry speechlessly and asked, "Is it necessary to be so exaggerated, Harry? Professor Lockhart won't eat you."

Harry looked around the corridor and made sure that Lockhart's frightening figure was not there. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and turned back to Hermione and said: "You don't understand, Hermione! You don't know that guy at all." It’s really scary how narcissistic he is.”

Hermione shook her head and expressed incomprehension, turned to look at Rudy and asked: "Are you sure the magic gun can be used in Hogwarts? In case, I mean in case it can't be used. - Defense Against the Dark Arts We need to cast spells in actual combat, what will Ron do then?"

Rudy replied with a bit of pride in his affirmation: "Don't worry, I have gone to see Dumbledore. After seeing it, he said that this design is very clever. If it is produced and sold in the future, it may break the wand." There is a market monopoly."

Hearing this, Ron, Harry and Hermione were surprised at the same time: "Really?"

Rudy: "Hmm~"

At this moment, a young Gryffindor wizard named Colin Creevey walked out of the walk. The moment he saw Harry, he immediately rushed forward with excitement.He stared at Harry like a man possessed for a long time, until Harry felt a little nervous, and then timidly took a step back and asked: "Hello, my name is Colin. - Colin Creevey, I am A Gryffindor too."

Next, the little lion named Colin expressed his admiration for Harry and firmly stated that he was his fan. He even picked up the camera on his chest and wanted to ask Harry for an autographed photo. .

This shocked Harry. Even when he became famous in the first year, he only received crowds and stares, but now this guy was completely different!He is serious about chasing stars!He actually wanted an autographed photo!

He was anxious and wanted to refuse, but seeing Colin's sincere eyes and sincere tone, he couldn't bear to refuse. Just as he was fighting between heaven and man, a voice came from the side...

"What's going on? Are you sending signed photos to people? Potter?" It turns out that Malfoy is absolutely true love for Harry. Every time Harry encounters a problem or is in trouble, he always appears and uses his A unique way to rescue Harry, at least from the current point of view, Rudy thinks so.

That's right, the person coming is none other than Draco Malfoy, the leader of the little wizards in Slytherin!

Looking at the familiar shape of the young master's oiled lemon head, Rudy held his forehead speechlessly to express that he didn't want to look at it. He was afraid that he would give him a good wash if he couldn't help it.

Draco's two followers followed him closely, like two bodyguards.

Seeing that he successfully participated in Harry and others, Draco immediately continued proudly: "Everyone, line up, Harry Potter is going to send out signed photos~~"

Harry became angry, pulled out his wand, pointed at Draco, who was shouting at the crowd, and threatened: "Shut up, Malfoy! If you are yelling nonsense, don't blame me for being rude!"

Ron was also extremely jealous when he saw his enemy. Without saying a word, he immediately stood up beside Harry, pointed at Draco and shouted: "Get away, don't make yourself uncomfortable, Malfoy!"

As soon as he saw Ron, the troublemaker, appear again, Draco mockingly smiled at Ron with a displeased expression: "Oh, look~ who is this? The famous Speedy Weasley!"

"Oh~ what can you do to me? Huh!? Hit me with your car? - That would scare me to death!"

"Gahahahaha~"

After saying this, Draco burst into laughter, and the two followers behind him, Crabbe and Goyle, also giggled.

Hearing this, Ron felt like he couldn't bear it any longer. Just when he was about to take out his magic gun and give Draco a 'blow', Draco took the lead and said: "Be careful, Weasley." ! - Stop causing trouble, or your mother will come to school and take you home!" As he said this, he also imitated the tone of the yelling letter sent by Mrs. Weasley in the morning and began to imitate it.This caused a group of fifth-grade students who were passing by to watch the show to burst into laughter.

Seeing that the two sides were about to exchange fire, Rudy frowned and began to hesitate whether he should take action to calm down the chaos if they fought later.Different from when he was in the first grade, casting the petrification spell to petrify these little devils is just like a play now. The purpose of his wand is only necessary when he fights against strong enemies.

Seeing that Ron had already put one hand on the rope around his waist, Rudy slowly raised his hand, just as he was about to cast a spell.A figure suddenly walked out from the corridor on the right. The moment he saw him, Rudy put down his hand with a strange expression.Because he had a hunch that once this guy showed up, things might be different...

Yes, this person is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor—Gilderoy Lockhart.

He had just finished handling 'business' in the office... well, actually, he had finished handling fan mail.

He walked towards the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom in a good mood, humming a tune along the way, and was very excited when he heard Harry, Ron and Draco scolding each other.He knew that his moment of pretense had come again!

Excitedly, he rubbed his hands at the corner, straightened his hairstyle and the gorgeous robe that he had just finished before going out, and then strode out.

Under the strange gazes of Harry, Draco and others, Lockhart walked proudly through the Slytherin students and came to Harry and said: "Who is handing out signed photos? Is it you? - It's you .right, Harry?"

Harry was about to explain that he was not him, but Lockhart, just like that time at Flourish and Blotts Bookstore, hooked his hand around his neck, pulled him towards him, and shouted loudly to the confused Colin. Said: "Come on, Mr. Creevey! - A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, take a photo together! Think about it, the two most famous people in the entire school appear in the same photo at the same time, and we will both sign it for you. Isn't it super weird?" The more excited you think!?”

Colin smiled awkwardly and took a photo of the two of them with his camera.

As soon as the photo was taken, the bell rang for the afternoon class.

Rohart shouted to the surrounding students: "Okay, go to class now." As he said that, he continued to catch Harry who was trying to escape, and while giving him ideological education, he moved towards Walk to the classroom.

Rudy, Hermione and Ron could only follow behind them. Watching Lockhart whisper to Harry frequently along the way, Rudy couldn't help but feel a little worried.Harry wouldn't be assimilated by this guy after being taught by words and deeds a few times, right?Probably not?

A few minutes later, the interior decoration of the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom had been remodeled.

After the unanimous decision of Rudy and others...well, actually at Harry's instigation, the four of them sat in the corner of the last row.

Hermione struggled to put the seven 'textbooks' on the table and said depressedly: "Are we going to have to take these seven books every time we have a Defense Against the Dark Arts class?"

Harry shook his head after hearing this, and then seemed to think of something. He quickly piled the seven books together and blocked them in front of him, thus isolating himself and Lockhart from sight.

Rudy was speechless when he saw this scene. He wanted to know what Lockhart said to Harry to make Harry become like this, but he didn't find it troublesome.After all, he has just started school and has several tasks that need to be completed at the same time. His schedule is very tight, and he really has no time to deal with this useless professor.

That's right, it's the useless professor.

Judging from his current words and deeds, Rudy doesn't see anything in him that is worth learning sometimes, let alone magical attainments.He didn't understand why Dumbledore wanted to bring this guy into the school. Is it just because he wrote a few books?This is too ridiculous.

and many more!

When he thought about the cause of the matter, Rudy suddenly remembered that he had heard from George and Fred before that there seemed to be a problem with the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

It is said that Voldemort also applied for this position back then, but unfortunately he was rejected by Dumbledore. So the guy got angry and cursed this position. From then on, anyone who took over this position with a term of more than one year would definitely be dead. Instant injury!

Thinking of this, Rudy was silently shocked: 'Good guy, are you so cruel?Could it be that the purpose of Dumbledore, that old fox, in finding this guy to be a professor was to make him suffer? '

The more he thought about it, the more likely it was that Rudy looked at Lockhart a little differently now. He had always respected people who risked their lives for fame and wealth.

Lockhart on the stage obviously didn't know about this. He only knew that the students in this classroom had bought his complete set of books because of the school's curriculum. Thinking about other classes and grades, Lockhart suddenly I feel like I’ve come here at the right time!This is simply money falling from the sky to him!

He was so happy that he decided to make himself even happier, so he walked down from the podium, picked up a student's "Walking with Trolls" on the desk in the first row, pointed to his photo on the cover and said loudly: "I, - —Gilderoy Lockhart!"

"The Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Arts Defense League, and five-time winner of the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award! But I never talk about these things, because I am not the female ghost who drives away Wan Lun. of!"

As he spoke, he raised his hands and looked around the classroom with a proud look, only to find that only a few students were applauding quietly.

But he didn't care, and continued: "Everyone, I find that you have all bought my complete set of works, which is good. - In this case, I believe you must have read it, right?"

"Okay, then - let's see how much you understand and how much you learn from it."

After finishing speaking, he returned to the podium, then took out a stack of papers and distributed them starting from the head of each row.After finishing dividing the papers, he turned back to the podium and said: "Okay, then - I will give you 30 minutes to start answering the papers."

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In the back seat, Rudy glanced at it roughly after getting the paper, and then he was completely confused.

He looked at Harry and Hermione next to him, as well as Ron next to Harry, and found that the four of them had the same reaction.He whispered softly: "What does this guy want to do? None of the problems on this thing are related to Defense Against the Dark Arts."

I saw the title on the paper was:

1.What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color?

2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition?

3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart’s greatest achievement to date?

4.Which of all Gilderoy Lockhart’s works is your favorite?

...

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart’s birthday?What is his ideal birthday gift?

Three whole pages were filled with such boring questions.

Rudy even thought that he was not attending a Defense Against the Dark Arts class, but a Gilderoy Lockhart fan meeting?

Originally, he didn't want to answer such a meaningless answer, but due to Dumbledore's old face, he couldn't directly break up with Lockhart, so he could only answer the question forcefully.

Ten minutes later, when Lockhart took all the papers back, he started reading in front of all the students.And while watching it, he commented: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I have to say that Ravenclaw's most imaginative rumor is wrong."

He pulled out a paper and said, "Look at this. Oh my God - I can't believe someone is saying that my secret ambition is to unify the wizarding world!?"

"What on earth do you think of this! Huh? Let me look at this paper and it is... um, - Seamus! Who is Seamus Finnigan?"

Seamus, who was snickering with Neville, was dumbfounded when he heard him calling his name. He stood up tremblingly and said weakly: "It's me, I'm...Professor."

Lockhart shook his head and handed the paper to him and said, "Before the next class, I hope to see you copy the correct answers to the wrong questions in this paper 10 times."

After hearing this, Simo suddenly turned pale because...he didn't answer any of the questions correctly!

After talking about Seamus, Lockhart continued to turn back two papers, took out one and read again: "There is also this classmate, Ron. - Ron Weasley, who is it?" Bit?"

"Oh, wait, I think I know."

As he spoke, Lockhart looked at a certain red-haired person in the rear corner of the classroom.

In the back row, with his head lowered, Ron and Harry were covering their mouths and giggling wildly.But when he heard Lockhart call his name, he stopped laughing instantly...

He stood up with an embarrassed expression, met Lockhart's gaze and said, "It's me, Professor."

Lockhart walked all the way up to him, then handed him the paper and said, "Don't worry, I won't be angry with you because of your father's barbaric behavior."

Ron was extremely nervous. Hearing what he said, he felt relieved and looked at Lockhart with a little gratitude in his eyes.However, before he could express his gratitude for two seconds, Lockhart left a sentence, "Copy all the wrong questions 20 times," and then turned around and left.

Ron was immediately petrified on the spot, and the hand holding the paper was trembling.Because, like Seamus, he didn't get any of the questions right!

After taking the exam, Lockhart did not continue to brag. Instead, he walked to the edge of the podium and suddenly opened a piece of black cloth covering the large cage, revealing a few emmmms in the cage. This thing It should be considered a goblin, right?

They are cyan in appearance, about eight inches tall, with small, pointed faces and pointed ears.Although he is short in stature, he is very vocal and chirps non-stop.

Lockhart introduced loudly: "Next, I will teach you how to resist the most evil things known in the magical world. You will face them in this classroom! But remember, as long as I am here! You will There will be no danger!”

Rudy looked at the things jumping up and down in the cage, and his whole body felt bad.

If he remembered correctly, the one in the cage should be a Cornish elf.

Did Lockhart just find these little things anywhere and fool them?

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[Sports tickets...]

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