After receiving the certificate, the paranoid uncle kissed me 99 times a day

A big bad wolf had already eaten meat, and some single dogs who took care of themselves also went home to wash and sleep.

But there are two flower protectors who haven't sent the two delicate flowers home yet. .seven

In the dark People's Square.

Zhuang Haoze squatted beside the flower bed speechless, looking at Wang Zitong who was dancing in the center of the square.

"Hey, dead woman, haven't you danced enough during the day? It's almost dawn, can you let me go home and sleep!"

"No!" Wang Zitong glared at Zhuang Haoze directly, "You said you wanted to send me off, so you must not be responsible to the end?"

Zhuang Haoze, "...then what do you want?"

He is sleepy, he is so sleepy.

Now he can't wait to pick up two branches to prop up his eyelids.

"Watch me dance, and then go home after watching."

Zhuang Haoze rubbed his eyes, "Today the moon is not round and the light is too dark. It would be nice if I could see where your figure is."

Let's see her dancing, you can't tell whether she is stretching out her hands or feet, okay?

Hearing this, Wang Zitong lowered his head in frustration.

"Okay, let's go home."

Wang Zitong's tone was particularly disappointed, and Zhuang Haoze's heart trembled when he heard it, Zhuang Haoze couldn't help thinking whether he was too straight?

How about coaxing her?

"Well, actually, I still want to watch you dance." Zhuang Haoze turned on the light of his mobile phone and shone on Wang Zitong, "You dance! I'll be your exclusive lighting engineer!"

When the light fell on Wang Zitong, Zhuang Haoze could see her expression clearly.

Wang Zitong was half drunk and half awake, her face was flushed red, but her eyes were covered with mist.

"Fuck? Are you going to cry?!"

Having known Wang Zitong for so long, Zhuang Haoze has never seen Wang Zitong cry.

In his impression, Wang Zitong is the kind of optimist female man, bluffing, rude and spoiled.

After the two of them came back from Russia, they added WeChat friends, occasionally playing games together, and occasionally going out for a cup of coffee.

Whether it's playing games or meeting, Wang Zitong is that kind of tough and cheerful female man, crying?It's not bad if she doesn't beat others to tears.

But now, there were tears in Wang Zitong's eyes.

Facing Zhuang Haoze's surprise, Wang Zitong sniffed, showed a forced smile, and then asked, "Did I dance very badly?"

"It's not bad, it's very good-looking!" No. 6 in the provincial league, if it's worse, will it give others a chance to survive?

"But I didn't make it to No.5, and even you don't want to watch me dance."

Zhuang Haoze was stunned, "So you are unhappy because of this? Today's final was deducted three points because your partner made a mistake. It is not your fault at all. Otherwise, with your strength, you can definitely enter the top five of."

He said he disliked Wang Zitong, but when it was Wang Zitong's turn to play today, he still took it seriously.

When Wang Zitong put on makeup and danced on the ice, it was completely different from usual. When Wang Zitong was on the ice, he was very charming.

Zhuang Haoze didn't even have the nerve to say that when he saw Wang Zitong dancing, his heart beat faster.

Wang Zitong looked up at Zhuang Haoze, very seriously, "Do you think I have the strength to enter the top five?"

"I think so." Zhuang Haoze's eyes were also firm.

The next second, Wang Zitong hugged Zhuang Haoze and began to cry.

His face was buried in Zhuang Haoze's arms, which also smelled of alcohol, and he cried like a child.

While crying, while speaking.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is

"Woooo, Xinxin and I haven't been separated since junior high school, woooooo, she's so good, what if she gets bullied when I'm not around her in the future, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

If passers-by pass by at this time, they will laugh when they see such a scene.

Do you think Wang Zitong cried miserably and pitifully?Will Zhuang Haoze feel distressed?

Do not!

I saw Wang Zitong holding Zhuang Haoze and crying by himself.

And Zhuang Haoze raised his hands high, looking as if he was about to surrender, with a look of entanglement and helplessness.

He felt sorry for Wang Zitong.

but……

Zhuang Haoze cleared his throat with a cough, and said in embarrassment, "Well, you cry or hug, can you move your hands up, hug your waist, and don't hug your butt?"

"..." Wang Zitong's crying stopped instantly, and then he punched him angrily, "You're a fucking spoiler, can't you let me cry freely?"

Zhuang Haoze was speechless, covering his butt with one hand, and covering his beaten jaw with the other, jumping his feet in anger.

"You cry! It's not that I didn't let you cry! Didn't I warn you not to pinch my ass in the name of crying? I haven't been in a relationship yet, and I don't want to be taken advantage of by someone other than my girlfriend."

"Grass." Wang Zitong reached out to wipe away tears, and immediately threw Zhuang Haoze over his shoulder to the ground.

"Damn woman, what do you want to do!" Zhuang Haoze just wanted to get up when Wang Zitong sat on his back.

then……

Squeeze your hands hard.

"Ah—the female hooligan molested a boy from a good family!"

"I asked you to interrupt me to cry!" After Wang Zitong finished speaking, he slapped Zhuang Haoze's ass hard.

"Wang! Zi! Tong! I don't share with you! I'm so angry!" Zhuang Haoze struggled hard, but the posture of lying on the ground was not easy to use force at all, and Wang Zitong pushed him back in minutes.

In the dark and spacious square, a mobile phone was thrown on the ground with the light turned on, and beside the mobile phone, a man and a woman were fighting fiercely.

Basically, the female one occupies the top, and the male one babbles.

It was getting brighter, and Wang Zitong was sober.

Next to the flower bed, the two people who had finished the fight squatted on both sides of the flower bed, with a distance of one meter between them.

Both of their faces were as red as the morning sun in the distance.

"Cough... Dear little fourth master, you also know that when people are drunk, their behavior is not controlled by the brain, so my pinching your butt was also an unintentional act. You adults don't remember the villain's mistakes. Turn this matter over?"

"Heh!" Zhuang Haoze stood up immediately, and took off his pants.

"Is it as simple as pinching a few times? It's the first time I've been spanked at this age! It's fucking swollen!"

Wang Zitong looked at the red palm prints on Zhuang Haoze's white and tender buttocks and fell into deep thought.

This Zhuang Haoze is too out of touch?

Can the butt be shown casually?

The point is, she is not willing to look away?Still think it's so weird and beautiful?

Wang Zitong coughed in embarrassment, forced himself to turn his head, and then said, "Walking birds early in the morning is not appropriate!"

Hearing Wang Zitong's words, Zhuang Haoze pulled up his pants.

Then he blushed and looked at Wang Zitong with erratic eyes, "I don't care, you beat and watched, you have to be responsible."

"Huh? How are you responsible?"

"What do you think! Let me tell you, Wang Zitong, you will be my boyfriend from today on, ah, bah, I will be your girlfriend from today, bah, bah, bah, I mean, from today onwards, we will be in a relationship of boyfriend and girlfriend!"

"..."

"You don't like it?! If you don't like it, just stick up your butt and let me pinch it back!"

"Happy, happy, happy!"

It's impossible to pinch Zhuang Haoze's ass.

Isn't it just one more boyfriend? Tsk, she is not afraid!