The day of the duel at Hogwarts

The second-year students of Slytherin and Gryffindor sat in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom one after another. Sean and Blaise sat in the middle and front seats, quietly waiting for the class to begin. start.

When the class bell rang, Lockhart walked out of the podium that was decorated like a stage play. He looked at the students present, showed his iconic smile with bright teeth visible, and said: "Welcome to the Black Sea, everyone." Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, I, your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Gilderoy Lockhart, third-level insignia of the Order of Merlin, honorary member of the Defense Against the Dark Arts League, five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award , but I don’t like to talk about these things, after all, I don’t drive away all the female ghosts with a smile.”

At this point in his words, Lockhart paused. He kept his usual smile and looked around at the second-year students from the two colleges below, waiting for them to laugh. But in fact, except for a few of the laughs, they were very funny. As for fans of Lockhart, no one can get his laugh at all.

Of course, among these few people was Hermione. Anyone who was not blind could tell that she was Lockhart's crush.

Lockhart seemed to never feel embarrassed. He looked at the barely smiling students, and the smile on his face did not weaken at all. Instead, he said even brighter: "I saw that you all bought my complete set of books. This Very good. I think we can take a little test today. You don’t need to be afraid, not at all, because I just want to see if you read my book, how you read it, and whether you understand my book. meaning."

Lockhart picked up a stack of papers from the podium behind him, and then distributed them to the students in the first row one by one, asking them to distribute the papers to the back. When he saw that all the students had distributed the papers, he immediately He said, "Okay, now I'll give you three to ten minutes to write this paper, so now, let's get started!"

Blaise looked through the paper and found that it was all about Lockhart himself, such as what color Lockhart liked, what ambitions Lockhart had, etc. Blaise looked at it with a dark look on his face, and turned around. He wanted to complain to Xiao En at first glance, but when he turned around, he suddenly discovered that his good friend and good brother, Xiao, who is ruthless and doesn't talk much, will hit you when he wants to, and will never make excuses. Well, actually I am writing this paper at a fast speed!

"Are you real?"

Without looking back, Sean continued writing on the paper in front of him and replied: "Of course it's true. I didn't answer the questions casually. They are all well-founded."

"Aren't you also a fan of that guy Lockhart?"

"Of course not. In the time we just came into contact with him, my good impression of Lockhart has disappeared. I even doubt whether the experience of Lockhart's book is true.

I'm not saying that those experiences themselves are true or false, I'm just wondering whether those experiences were those experienced by Lockhart. After all, he is not at all like the kind of person written in the book. Not only does he have no regard for the surrounding environment. He is vigilant, and even some of his qualities are inferior to mine, so I suspect that the experiences he writes about in his book are probably the experiences of others that he has impersonated.

But it doesn’t matter. In fact, the stories in his book are very inspiring, and some of the details are also very useful to me. I will have a legal basis to follow when encountering similar situations in the future, so I bought the entire set of his books. After reading the book, I read his book in detail and read it many times, so the questions on this paper are not difficult for me. "

Blaise watched Sean finish writing all the questions happily while talking. He thought for a while and hurriedly copied the answers on Sean's paper. He didn't need a high score, but it couldn't be zero. ?

At the end of half an hour, the papers were collected one after another, and they were immediately read in front of all the little wizards. While looking at them, they made tut-tsk sounds from their mouths.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. Of course, almost none, but not none. I mentioned it in "A Year with XZ Snowman". A few classmates need to remember it again. Read carefully the book "Wandering with Werewolves". In Chapter 12 of the book, I clearly stated that my Li Xiang's birthday gift is for all people with magic and non-magic to live in harmony, but I will not refuse a large bottle. Ogden Aged Firewhiskey…”

At this point, Lockhart looked at the students in front of him again and winked at them mischievously. Blaise almost vomited, and Sean sighed helplessly.

It's really weird.

At this moment, Sean suddenly heard Lockhart calling his name.

"Where are Mr. Sean Bursted and Miss Hermione Granger?"

Hearing Lockhart call her name, Hermione immediately raised her hand. Her hand was stretched high and straight, like a flagpole, for fear that Lockhart wouldn't be able to see her, while Sean Just raise your hand slightly so Lockhart can see it.

Seeing Sean and Hermione, Lockhart immediately showed a smile on his face and said: "Very good, you two are really good. You answered all my questions. You know that my secret ambition is to eliminate All the evil in the world, knowing that I wanted to sell my own line of hair conditioners, what a great guy and girl, so you got a hundred points for your paper, what a speechless hundred!

So you two have earned ten points each for Slytherin and Gryffindor! "

"This is probably the most boring class I have ever taken, even more boring than Professor Binns' History of Magic. And at least Professor Binns's class can make me sleep soundly, but Lockhart's class, his voice I couldn’t even sleep.”

"Don't worry, you should be able to have some fun in a while, I promise."

Upon hearing this, Blaise immediately looked at Sean and asked in a low voice with an inquiring look on his face: "I knew you wouldn't study Lockhart's book for no reason. What do you want to do?"

"It's okay. This is the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. As a professor, I naturally have to teach us how to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts. If he is passive and slack in his work, then as a student, I have the responsibility and obligation to supervise him as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. responsibilities to make him a qualified professor.”

Blaise looked at Sean with a gloating smile on his face, and his eyes towards Lockhart gradually became malicious.