If God had not given birth to me, Evanson, the eternal black pot would be like a long night, and the pot would come!

This is really the case with the Habs, and all the blame will be put on my head!Evanson was really depressed. He was used to dealing with enemies who were clever and good at brainstorming. When someone like Carroll suddenly appeared, he really couldn't adapt.The reflex arc is too short, and it seems like I can only do basic conditioned reflexes, which is too strenuous!

Although, when dealing with a warlock, don't listen to him beeping blindly, just go up and fight him directly.In other words, whenever something bad happens, you just pick out the warlocks and kill nine out of ten, so you are guaranteed to still get through the trap.This is considered common sense, but SHIELD matters really have nothing to do with me!

It really doesn’t matter. I just stood by and watched as if I didn’t see anything. I just pushed the boat along and added fuel to the flames. I took advantage of it by causing trouble at both ends. What else have I done?Could this be my fault?

"Hydra!" Evanson explained with a pale face, "SHIELD was brought down by Hydra!"

"Haha..." Carol was stunned for a moment, thinking carefully about what this term meant in his mind, but he sneered, "Although I am not very timely in updating the earth's intelligence, and I don't even know that the Soviet Union is gone, but I After all, we are people on Earth, so we still know that Hydra has perished long ago, and in order to destroy it, we sacrificed a great hero."

"Steve Rogers?" Evanson said to himself, "Every village has access to the Internet. You have done several versions of intelligence updates."And are you from Earth?Are you sure you didn't come to Earth in a spaceship when you were a baby, and then you didn't know your own life experience, so you thought of yourself as an Earthling?

"I want to say that Captain America is not dead. He was frozen in ice after the crash. He was rediscovered a few years ago and he became active as a superhero again."

"Really?" Carol was doubtful. "It seems that I have a chance to ask him for an autograph. By the way, I want to ask why there were no female candidates for the super soldier program at that time."

"However, this seems to have nothing to do with what you just said about Hydra. You'd better explain it clearly and don't lie to me!"

"No problem." Evanson moved his tongue, and finally found an opportunity for me to perform oral sex. "After the end of World War II, the Allies started Project Paperclip. At that time, it was still SHIELD of the Scientific and Strategic Corps, and it absorbed a lot of Hydra’s valuable scientists are like a beautiful parasite, absorbing nutrients to continue to grow and develop.”

"The process is to first lurk, then find suitable targets, instill highly deceptive ideas into them, such as permanent order and peace, secretly and gradually expand one's own power, and when the time is ripe, the entire S.H.I.E.L.D.’s color changed, and in fact, by the end, most of the members of S.H.I.E.L.D. were from Hydra.”

"Hmm..." Carol listened to Evanson's brief introduction, thought about it carefully and then said, "Are you talking about Hydra? Why does it sound like the CIA's approach to me?"

"...It's really similar." Evanson was also stunned. This process seems to be mostly the same as the CIA's external subversion operations.It seems it's time to check whether there is a Hydra gang within the CIA.

"Next, that is, this year. Hydra finally accumulated enough power and carried out the infamous Walk into the Light plan. While completely replacing and destroying SHIELD, it launched a plan code-named Insight. The whole world We almost fell into their clutches.”

"Destroy S.H.I.E.L.D...." Carol's expression changed, finally revealing a bit of woman's unique sensibility. "Then...a lot of people must have died, right?"

Evenson said truthfully, "Except for some who survived, many agents loyal to SHIELD died."

"So..." Carol asked cautiously, "Where is the third-level agent Nick Fury? How is he...?"

"Level [-] agent?" Evanson stood up reluctantly holding on to the wall. "Nicholas Joseph Fury, if we are talking about a person, when I met him, he was already the director. Although Hydra wanted to murder He, but he is an old fox, so he hid."

"Hoho..." Carol, who breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly laughed strangely, "Is he the president? Haha... It's really worthy of him." Then he asked with a straight expression, "What does he look like?"

Evenson returned, "African American, about my height, a little wider, bearded, blind in one eye, looks like he was caught by some animal."

"Isn't it? That injury made him blind? That's unfortunate." Carol nodded. "But African Americans? Is that what you all call black people now?"

"That's right." Evanson nodded. "Nowadays, the rights and interests of people of color and women's rights have been greatly valued and promoted, and it has even reached a disgusting state."

"Huh?" Carol snorted as if she was dissatisfied.

"Don't get me wrong." Evanson smiled and explained, "I support equal rights, and responsibility and power are equal. I am not opposed to this at all. But now there are some people who use the affirmative movement to pursue privileges and do not pay or be responsible. , as long as the right.”

"Oh..." Carol showed a disgusted expression, "That is indeed disgusting behavior."

Then she brought the topic back and continued to ask, "However, the Nick Fury I know is a very capable person. It is difficult for me to imagine that as the director, Hydra can develop and grow under his nose. "

Evenson sneered and said, "Then you can imagine that the old boss who recommended him to be the director is a bad person, and he is also the boss of the bad guy."

Well, Carol sighed, why am I not surprised at all?This fool who doesn't want to be taught a lesson! "It seems you are very familiar with Nick Fury."

"I've worked with him for a long time, so this shouldn't be unfamiliar."

"Then he..." Carol's eyes showed a shrewd light, "What about his living habits? For example, his eating habits."

"How do I know? I've never had dinner with him." Evanson spread his hands.Nick Fury is really cunning. Although he has tried many times, he has never been able to get his way.

"Okay." Carol did not dwell on this issue, but continued to ask, "Then do you know his experience before joining S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I don't know!" Evanson patted his leg. "He is the director. I am just a consultant to SHIELD. I don't even have a specific level. Have you ever heard of subordinates investigating the background of their bosses?"

This is reasonable, and Carol agrees with this explanation.But then she thought of someone else and asked, "Colson, how is he?"

"Phillip Colson?" Evanson was a little surprised, but he didn't expect Colson to know her.

"I... only know his name is Coulson." Carol said with some embarrassment, "Is he supposed to be okay? He is a good man, and I owe him a... favor."

You owe someone a favor, but you don't even know their name. What's going on with you?But Coulson is also very powerful, and his reputation as a good guy has spread beyond the earth and into the universe! "He died early. He died in the battle when the Chitauri invaded Earth."

"Oh." Carol just felt a little pity this time, not at all as worried as when she asked Nick Fury just now.But Evanson then told her another piece of news that surprised her.

"But later we resurrected him, and in order to resurrect him, I personally retrieved his soul from the hands of the devil monarch. You have another chance to return the favor." Evanson said in his heart, hoping that by then Coulson would propose My request was not for her to beat me up, "You don't have to say thank you."

"So, the Chitauri invaded the Earth..." Carol slowly started to get up and concluded, "Then Hydra attacked, SHIELD was destroyed, and the whole world fell into a huge crisis? "

"Yes, but the Chitauri invasion stopped in New York. The Avengers, including me, repelled them." Evanson said proudly. "Later, Nick Fury, with the help of me, Captain America and others, Under this, I defeated Hydra and saved the world. No need to say thank you."

"Oh, nonsense!" Carol's expression suddenly changed, and her body glowed faintly again.It seems that the reason why she heard Evanson say so much just now, except that he did have some questions to ask, was more to restore her own strength.

"

You were friends with Nick Fury and Coulson. "Although Evanson has recovered a little now, he is obviously not suitable for a high-intensity battle. "They and I are also friends, so at least we can't be regarded as enemies, right? "

"If you are really friends with them." Carol's eyes seemed to have seen through everything. "You are indeed very familiar with them, and the lies are very cleverly woven, but there is a fatal flaw!"

"Although I left the earth, Nick Fury has no way to contact me. I left him a communicator and told him to come to me for help when the world is in danger. So, if it's like you As I said, SHIELD is destroyed and Hydra has plunged the world into a huge crisis. Why didn’t Nick Fury contact me?”

"Maybe... he feels that the most dangerous moment has not yet come." After hearing this, Evanson understood a lot of things in an instant.

Battle of New York, Project Insight.Why was Nick Fury so anxious at the beginning, but so calm in the later stages?Why, later he dared to go into my store alone and question me, seeking the so-called truth.

Evenson has thought a lot about this, but he just didn't expect that Nick Fury has another trump card, and he is the king!He is so confident that if the Avengers fail in New York, or if Nick Fury feels that I will endanger the world during that temptation, this woman will fall from the sky and solve everything!

"There is another possibility." Carol's face turned cold, with an angry light in his eyes. "The reason why you are familiar with Nick Fury is not because you are his friend, but because you are enemies! You may pretend to be his Friend, lurked beside him, then betrayed him, and before he could contact me, you killed him!”

Depend on!Warlocks are all teenagers, right? !Don’t you also support equal rights?You can’t discriminate against my profession!

Well, that’s not wrong either.What's going on...that's probably what it means, but it's really different from what you think!

"Wait!" Evanson raised his hand and waved, then took out a big brother from behind.

"What do you want to do?" Carol asked alertly.

"I want to make a call." Evanson felt that the other party wouldn't believe anything he said now, so he might as well let someone else say, "Call Nick Fury and let him explain it to you personally."

Carol paused for a moment after listening, but she saw Evanson standing there for a long time with the Big Brother in hand, "You should fight! Why don't you fight?"

"I..." Evanson's face turned red now, and he finally said, "I'm thinking that Vodafone doesn't seem to have launched a long-distance service in the universe!"

"Uh..." Carol was stunned. The situation in her hometown seemed to be like this. "I'll take care of it." She bent her wrist and injected a weak beam of light into Evanson's phone. "It's okay now. Just dial." That’s it.”

What is the principle of this?Evenson was stunned for a moment, and with the idea of ​​giving it a try, he dialed the phone number that Nick had left for him.

But after the call was made, no one answered.This made Carol's eyes become more and more dangerous. Fortunately, the call finally got through, "I'm Evanson, I..."

"Mazefak, do you know it's three o'clock in the morning?!"

Evanson was stunned for a moment when he was yelled at. The phone was now on speakerphone and everyone present heard it. "How the hell do I know what time it is over there? It's still broad daylight here!"

Damn it, if this woman wasn't around, I could have called you a scheming in another way, and then put your phone number on the blacklist!

It was him... Carol smiled, it was indeed Nick Fury's voice, and... his catchphrase.

"Evenson?" Nick Fury seemed to have calmed down. "Where are you? Are you not in the United States?"

"I'm in...Xandar." Evanson said truthfully.

"... Xandar, which village?" Nick Fury sat on the edge of the bed and thought for a long time. Then he pulled up the computer and searched for it, and found that he couldn't find this place at all. "Is your pronunciation accurate? How does this word sound? Fighting?"

"I'm on Xandar." Evanson explained, "Anyway...it's right in the Milky Way."

"You...went to an alien planet again?" Nick Fury was indeed a little surprised, but remembering that Evenson had run to Asgard before, he was not so surprised. "Then why are you calling me? It can't be You were detained by the alien police and you want me to protect you? I don't have the face to do so. If so, you should contact Thor, he might be able to survive in the universe."

"I am indeed being buckled by a person with a star on her body." Evanson said with a wry smile, "And I can't do this without you. Carol, do you know this woman? She has a glowing body and a long face. The kind that is successful, ah! The kind that is heroic."

"You..." Nick Fury was stunned and asked an incredible question, "Have you met her?"

"That's right." Evanson took Carol's tiger claws off her shoulders. "She's right next to me. We just fought to no avail!"

"Then..." Nick Fury asked awkwardly, "Can I talk to her?"

"Hello, Nick." Carol pinched her waist and reached out to take the phone. "Long time no see."

"That's right, long time no see, Surprise Girl."

"If you dare to call me that again..." Carol rolled her eyes, "I promise to fly to the earth immediately and kick you in some places where you shouldn't be kicked."

"How are you?"

"Normally, flying around in the universe, helping our old friends, and helping others solve some problems. But I heard that you haven't been doing well lately. It seems that SHIELD is out of your hands, right? ?”

There was clearly a gnashing voice on the other end of the phone. "That brat Evanson told you, right? Did you two have a conflict?" Nick Fury's tone was full of expectation. "Did you beat him?"

"Punched." Carroll glanced at Evanson. "I punched him a lot."

"You can't kill him like that!"

"Haha..." Carol smiled. He now knew that they were indeed friends. "Nick, I want to tell you that this friend of yours is now colluding with Ronan to attack Xandar."

"Ronan..." Nick Fury thought for a moment, "Is that the guy who wanted to bomb us later?"

"That's right." Carol said in a serious tone, "Now things have developed to a very serious level."

"Seriously? Will Xandar take revenge on Earth?" Nick Fury asked nervously.

"It's not serious!" Carol yelled, "I'm talking about seriousness. Xandar is about to die!"

"Oh." Nick Fury breathed a sigh of relief. "Then... how should I put it? I'm not you. I can't fly over there to administer justice... But Evanson, what you did is harmful to the earth..." "

"There is great profit!"

"Then you should pay more attention. Ronan is not a good guy. He has invaded the earth before."

Nick Fury's tone clearly revealed an attitude of not wanting to care.He couldn't control it now, and now he couldn't even settle things on Earth, let alone an alien planet?Secondly, this matter does not involve the safety of the earth, and it is said to be beneficial to the earth. Why should I worry about it?

Deliver justice?conscience?Don’t you naively think that my skin color is only dark? !

"Is this your attitude?" Carol was a little disappointed. Just when she was about to say something more, she found that the phone was suddenly disconnected.

The number you dialed has been suspended due to arrears. The phone you dialed has been suspended due to arrears... Carol turned her head to look at Evanson in a daze. After a long time, she asked, "The earth doesn't still charge roaming fees, right?"

"Well..." Evanson spread his hands, "Cosmic Call...maybe it will be accepted."

In a certain room, Nick Fury had already read the arrears text message and fainted beside the bed. Evanson, you are a bottomless sinkhole!

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