Warlock of the Marvel Universe

"Tell me, how many times has this happened?" Nick Fury put his hands in his pockets, curled his lips and said with disgust, "As a consultant of SHIELD, I am always detained by the police. As the director, My face is also dull."

"This is only the second time, right?" But Evanson was not ashamed at all and sat carelessly on the sofa in the director's office. "And he didn't enter the police station this time."

Speaking of which, it was quite unbelievable to check for drunk driving this early in the morning, because most people would not have two drinks while having breakfast.However, this trick is still more effective for those who party all night or are hungover.

The car that Evanson drove was more eye-catching, so it made the police officers on duty look at it twice. However, it didn't matter at this glance, they immediately discovered a suspicious point.

The woman in the passenger seat of the car was actually wearing a suit of armor.Of course, these police officers would not think of such things as alien visitors. Their minds have not yet opened up to that extent.

But judging from their many years of experience, people who are dressed like this and are on the road today are probably participating in an all-night costume party, and it is normal to get drunk on such occasions, and some people even take drugs. Something you shouldn’t smoke.

So these police officers thought that they should conduct a thorough investigation, so Evenson was stopped.

"You didn't go into the police station this time because Melinda left quickly." Nick Fury rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think the noise you made at that time was not enough to qualify for arrest?"

"This is none of my business." Evanson quickly explained, "I was very cooperative. It was the distinguished guest who really caused trouble."

It wasn't a big deal in the first place. Of course Evanson wouldn't mess around. He just drank a small can of beer in the first half of the night. After a night and two more battles, the alcohol had already evaporated. It's clean, even if it can detect just a little bit, once his SHIELD ID is revealed, what else can happen?

Unexpectedly, the development of the matter was really shocking. Evenson was dumbfounded. After the test was done and Evanson was about to take out his ID, Sif, who was sitting in the passenger seat, also understood what was going on. , so he jumped out of the car, took out his big sword and wanted to spar with the policeman.

The policeman was also a straightforward man. After the gun he pulled out was knocked away by Sif's sword, he decisively requested for support.

This was really unexpected, and Evanson remained frozen while still holding out his ID.So what exactly is going on?I said, sister, you are being too righteous. It is me who is investigating, not you. I didn’t say anything. Why are you so excited to stand up for me?

"Asgardians..." Nick Fury thought of the lady with a special status, and couldn't help frowning, "They really like to mess around."

"It's not because he's messing around." Evanson shrugged. "It's entirely because of cultural differences."

Afterwards, Evenson asked Sif why she acted in such an extreme way, and the other party's answer simply made him laugh and cry. The reason was that Sif thought she had been provoked.

After being caught for drunk driving, she felt provoked and stood up to fight with her sword drawn. This was really not because Sif's thoughts were too arrogant.It's because there are several things you can't do in Asgard.

First of all, you can't question an Asgardian's courage, at least you can't bless him in person, and then you can't question an Asgardian's drinking capacity. Finally, you absolutely can't, you can only be a drunk Asgardian. A drunken sideshow for Germans.

Like drunken racing, flying dragons, and flying spaceships. That is their favorite thing to do when they are drunk. If you stop them, it is equivalent to doubting their drinking capacity and courage. Then there will be nothing to say, and it will definitely happen again. It will turn into a drunken brawl that everyone can watch.

Although Sif drank more than half a box of beer by herself this time, he didn't even feel the slightest bit of alcohol, let alone say anything. She was drunk after drinking to the fullest, and she wasn't the one racing this time. but she

We still have to use our own practical actions to defend Asgard's eternal wine culture.

One more thing to add here, the reason why Asgardians dare to have sex after drinking is because of their strong physical fitness. Generally, people who can fly a spaceship are well-known warriors. With their bodies, even if they are not Be careful if there is any boat accident, the most you can do is get a few pieces of skin off your body.

Therefore, if humans on earth who do not have such abnormal physical fitness want to live well, they must not learn from them.

"Such a small thing is naturally not considered random..." Nick Fury walked back to his desk and sat down. "You should know what I am referring to."

"Ah, I know." The atmosphere suddenly became serious, and Evanson also put away his nonchalant look. The next step should be to talk about business. "You should be referring to the impact of this dispute in Asgard on the earth."

"Actually, I think our performance is much more nervous than the two princes competing for the throne." Nick Fury picked up the documents on the table, glanced at them, threw them aside and said, "You know when I put this When the World Security Council was reported to them, how much did they react?"

The military support Evanson requested was dispatched by Nick Fury through the committee, so he naturally told the committee about Asgard and the possible war with Earth.

Then within an hour, several military powers with the greatest war potential in the world suddenly raised their combat readiness levels by three levels. Even strategic nuclear missiles were in the launch silos and were in a preheating state.

After all, according to the available intelligence, interstellar war is about to break out.

"But now that the matter has been resolved satisfactorily, the war preparations of those countries are gradually declining." Nick Fury said as if he breathed a sigh of relief. "But I think their biggest influence on us is..." He said this After a pause, "There are other civilizations in the universe, and they are much more developed than us."

"After this discovery, how should our earth get along?" Nick Fury said, "Should we have friendly exchanges with them with the most sincere desire for peace, or should we continue to prepare for war and let them know that the earth is not a good place?" Provoked."

"Grab it with both hands, both hands must be hard!" Evanson stood up and said.Nick Fury raised his eyebrows, these words sounded familiar.

"In the case of Asgard, unless special reasons arise like some time ago, it is unlikely that they will have a war with the Earth. Moreover, their crown prince has very good senses about the Earth, so there is a possibility of peaceful exchanges. It’s huge.”

"But we still can't give up on the development of military power. We can even put in more effort than we do now, because strong military power is the greatest guarantee for our friendly exchanges. Otherwise, there will be too much difference in hard power, so-called exchanges." It’s just the surrender of one party to the other.”

"And since we have discovered a civilization in the universe, there must be other civilizations, but who can guarantee that other civilizations are also friendly to the earth? Therefore, necessary force is the most indispensable thing."

Do you believe that the United States and Iraq have equal diplomacy?

"Military power is not so easy to develop..." Although weapons are updated every year, how much progress have they made?From the matchlock gun to the automatic rifle, it seems that there has been a lot of progress in terms of details, but in the end it is still different. Is it a kinetic weapon that relies on the combustion and explosion of gunpowder to launch bullets?

"But now there is an opportunity." Nick Fury suddenly grinned. "The robot from Asgard seems to have stayed on Earth. He will be an opportunity for us to innovate weapons."

"But it's such a pity..." Nick Fury shook his head and said, "You actually broke it. This is a great obstacle to our research."

"Really?" Evanson smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't you think the best situation would be for that guy to be beaten?"