Warlock of the Marvel Universe

Hollywood, the base camp where U.S. imperialism spreads its decadent ideas to the world, and the educational center where all mankind is brainwashed with their universal values. Now, in addition to adding a new cart function, this place has also extended its spiritual tentacles to A sea of ​​stars.

Sif, the Valkyrie from Asgard, will be the first victim.

...Ah, how is that possible?Nick Fury jumped up on the spot after hearing the idea.Are you sure that taking her to Hollywood to watch a movie will make her heart turn to the earth?

If this is possible, then we might as well use radio waves to broadcast all Hollywood movies to the entire universe without interruption. In a few years, the earth will be able to be visited by all nations and a lot of alien civilizations. , claiming to accept the younger brother, right?

But Evanson didn't think there was anything wrong. He explained nonchalantly, "Sif is an important minister, and her brain is quite good when she is not with Thor, but she is a general after all, a pure A warrior, if you let a group of politicians who are full of hypocritical diplomatic rhetoric surround her, she will definitely dislike it very much, and the result may be counterproductive. And..."

Evanson grinned, "No matter what role she will play in the future, she is still just a subordinate of the Crown Prince, and her staying on Earth now is purely accidental and not a formal envoy. If we act too deliberately, If you are impatient...she may not be able to react for a while, but when she comes back and talks about it, King Odin will definitely become suspicious."

Everything must be reciprocal, especially between countries. Even if you want to show respect, the receptionist should be one level higher.I’ve never heard of a county magistrate who went on a trip to a foreign country and the other country’s president had to come out to receive him, right?

Sif is not yet the Crown Princess, nor is she an official envoy to Earth on behalf of Asgard. If you find a group of high-ranking political officials to lobby her, what does that mean?Does Odin wonder if you, the Earth, have a guilty conscience?

"Once Odin becomes suspicious, he will ask Heimdall to scan the earth." Evanson gestured as he walked in the office and said, "What should we do? You should know that there are shady people in many places in the world. Ugly things, we have to hide these things even from our own people, let alone outsiders?”

Nick looked heavy, folded his hands in front of him, and fell into deep thought. The problem now lies in the fact that the intelligence between Earth and Asgard is completely unequal.

If the Earth wants to understand Asgard, it can only read the mythical stories of reporters in ancient books and the information mastered by Evanson. But if Asgard wants to understand the Earth, it only needs to let their patron saint look at the Earth. Take a few glances.

If Sif is really confused by those politicians when she comes back, she will talk nonsense after returning.But in the end, Odin sent someone to take a look and found that it was not the case at all.

At that time, even if Odin is really mature and prudent and can understand the painstaking efforts of the people on earth, he will definitely feel that he has been deceived. As an emperor, this kind of thing is difficult to tolerate. I am afraid this will become a problem between the earth and Asgard. A thorn in the middle.

Huh, Nick Fury smiled bitterly and shook his head. This was just the first exchange. It was not a good thing to stick a root in before formal diplomatic relations had begun.Everyone looks up to see happiness, but we are looking up to meet with a challenge.

"So we might as well tell her openly, just to show you that it's fake." Evanson drooped his eyelids and said, "Tell her subtly through the movie that although people on earth have done a lot of wrong things, we still yearn for beauty after all. We...are constantly making progress. "

"And..." Evanson said with a mysterious smile, "Even if something goes wrong, Odin will still be suspicious, but after all, it is just a movie and cannot be taken seriously... humph."

Hmm... This sounds like a really good idea. You can advance, attack, retreat or defend.If it succeeds, the benefits will be great, but if something goes wrong, there will be too bad consequences.

  Asgardians have come all the way, and we, as hosts, invite her to experience the earth's customs and relax by watching a few movies. What's going on?Do you still want to be more realistic with the content in the movie?

"I didn't expect you, this guy, actually has the potential to be a politician." After things were planned, Nick Fury relaxed a little, and said half-jokingly, "At least you have the knowledge to be a lobbyist." It’s qualified.”

"Really? Then if I run for the election one day, don't forget to vote for me." Evenson also joked back.But in my heart, I thought too much, saying that I am nothing but a warlock, an existence that can deceive others and sell my own planet in a daze.

"But..." Just as he relaxed, Nick Fury frowned again, "I haven't compromised like this for a long time."

This formal diplomacy has not yet begun, but when faced with an unexpected event, those who remain must be so dedicated to welcome it, not to mention how aggrieved it is.

"Just get used to it. You can learn from a country like Haiti." Evanson said with some profound meaning.

Nick Fury was startled. The country of Haiti has never emerged from the shadow of the United States. As long as their government is not obedient, the United States will dissolve it at its request.The reason for all this is, in the final analysis, the gap in strength between them, which is completely incomparable.

Now when Evenson mentions Haiti, it’s self-evident what he means.And Nick Fury also understands that it is not a problem to continue like this.Although Asgard regards the earth as their vassal state, Midgard, humans have no idea of ​​bowing down to others.

Then the topic comes back to increasing strength, but this is not something that can be achieved overnight. However, Nick Fury narrowed his eyes and realized that there is not no shortcut on earth.

"True diplomatic relations will only appear between two countries of equal strength. So I applied to the World Security Council for a special project." Nick Fury returned to his former affectionate state, and there was a light shining in his one eye. He was very confident in this plan. "I hope you can be a part of this project too."

"Let's talk about it first." Evanson did not agree immediately. "I want to hear the content of the content and decide whether to participate."

"If I had known earlier, I should have made you an official agent." Nick Fury complained after hearing this answer. If he was an official agent, how could he be so troublesome?If you are ordered to participate, you have to participate, even if you die, you have to participate. But now that you are in the name of a consultant, you have to listen to the content and think about it first.

"Official agent... huh." Evanson looked out the window boredly, "I won't even agree to this kind of thing if you agree to it." Only ghosts would do this kind of thing that is equivalent to trapping oneself in a cocoon.

"The main purpose of this plan is to quickly increase the strength of the earth." Nick Fury said.

"Do you want to fully analyze the Destroyer?" Evanson naturally thought of this.

"That's just a small part of the plan." Unexpectedly, Nick Fury said this.

Then he said with a serious expression, "This plan is the second phase."

"The second stage?" Evanson asked with a strange look, "Then what is the first stage?"

Nick Fury “That’s phase one right now.”

Evanson: “Didn’t you just say it was the second stage?”

Nick Fury slammed the table and yelled "The name of the plan is Phase [-]!"

"Oh." Evanson nodded, "Whoever named this plan must have something in his head."

"..." Nick Fury's hand unconsciously touched the holster on his thigh.