Warlock of the Marvel Universe

"How are you feeling now?" After Evanson finished the glass of wine, he lay down directly on the sofa and vomited there for three minutes without saying a word, so Sif asked impatiently.

"Feeling? Ha..." Evanson's eyes were a little dazed now. "It felt like... um... um... forget it." Evanson hummed for a long time, but couldn't think of how to describe the feeling now.

"Dizziness, unsteady center of gravity, decreased thinking ability, right?" Sif is worthy of being a veteran driver of the wine bar, and she immediately expressed the feeling of being drunk,

"Yes." Evanson raised his weak arm and pointed at Sif, saying exaggeratedly.

"That's just right." Sif showed a smile. This smile was different from the usual cheerful and generous one. Instead, it had a sense of success and treachery. "I just have some questions to ask you."

"Hehehe..." Evanson turned his face to the side and smiled bitterly. Next time whoever says that Asgardians have a straight gut, I promise not to tear his face to pieces.Look at the girl in front of you, how curvy she is! "Getting people drunk and then questioning them, is this the interrogation technique of you Asgardians?"

"Interrogation? Of course not." Sif quickly denied, "This is just telling the truth while drunk."

"Okay, then you can ask." Evanson agreed lazily.

"I said, I watched a lot of those things called movies sent by your companions in the past few days." Sif said, "The plot is very touching, and the protagonist in it is a hero who makes me feel jealous, so I I want to ask, are real humans like that?"

Brain aches.As soon as Evanson heard this question, he knew that the concept of the movie sent by SHIELD must be too correct, making his alien friend feel that something was wrong.

Why can every story be almost compiled into an epic and passed down through the ages?Why are many Asgardian heroes who have been famous for many years slightly inferior to the protagonists of the movie? If these are true, it is really a bit doubtful.

"Of course..." Evanson replied slowly, "Not true."

"What?" Sif was very surprised, and her answer was too straightforward.She felt that even if these were not true, this guy would have to cover up the truth, just like the question of who knocked me unconscious in the first place, he denied it in every possible way and almost got away with it.Could it be that he was really telling the truth while drunk?

"Movies are inherently false, made up by human imagination." Evanson began to explain, "But this is a beautiful yearning. People hope that the real world will be like in the movie, no matter how dark and unfair the process is, In the end, justice will always be served, and people hope that they can be like the protagonist in the movie, handsome and capable, able to defeat evil and defend the innocent. This is a... beautiful ideal."

"Ideal..." Sif now understood that if the movies she watched were true, it would be a bit hard to believe, but if they were ideal, it would be understandable.After all, daydreaming is not allowed to get bigger.

"So what do real human beings look like?" Sif reminded, now that we have finished talking about ideals, it is time to talk about reality.

"Of course it's not as beautiful as in the movie." Evanson shook his dizzy head, as if to clear his mind. "There are many places that are not as expected.

People's hearts are evil. "

Evanson did not go into detail about these aspects, but chose to mention them in one sentence, and then talked about other things: "Human civilization is a very young civilization."

"For human beings, 6000 years of civilization may not be short, but excluding the lost, lost, and faults caused by wars, turmoil, and natural disasters, only 2000 years may be truly preserved to this day. It’s just the portion size.”

Evanson smiled bitterly and shook his head, "He may not even have been around as long as you."

Sif's face darkened, "You are only two thousand years old! Your whole family is two thousand years old, and I am a beautiful girl who will always be 900 years old!"

A 900-year-old beautiful girl... Sure enough, this is the difference between civilizations.And if you say I'm two thousand years old or something, I don't mind at all, as long as it's not nine thousand years old.

"So it is true that human civilization is young." Evanson brought the topic back to the topic, "And young and immature civilizations will always take some detours and go a certain distance in the wrong direction, but I believe that we will eventually It will be on the right track.”

"This is the message you want to convey to me in these movies..." Sif said thoughtfully.

Human civilization is very young and immature, and there are many things that are not as expected, but the beauty we yearn for will one day be able to return to the right track.

"No." Evanson denied again, "We take you to watch movies purely to let you pass the time and appreciate the customs of the earth. There are no other purposes mixed in. After all, you are not the person responsible for civilized exchanges. You are an envoy, and you will stay on Earth because..."

What does it mean to speak without hesitation, and what does it mean to live without doing anything?Maybe it's because alcohol really has a big impact on Evanson. I've said it all well before, but I don't know why his mouth suddenly became so big that he suddenly came here with a bald mouth.

"I think we need to have a drink." Sif smiled like a flower, holding the wine glass in one hand and holding Evanson's chin with the other.

Anyway, Evanson was carried back to Nick Fury's office in the end.

"I just have a few questions to ask." Nick Fury looked at Evanson, who was already a little delirious, with a sinister smile.

"Huh?" Evanson was lying on the sofa in a semi-conscious state. He felt as if someone was talking to him, so he subconsciously looked up and the result was...

Evanson expressed in the most direct way that his admiration for the Supreme African Chief was like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control, and the warmth from the heart came out all at once.

"Remember to remind me... Never... drink with Asgardians in the future." After Evanson expressed his reverence, he felt comfortable all over, so he fell asleep directly after saying this vaguely. .

Nick Fury looked at the respect on the ground, which was still exuding the fragrance of enthusiasm, and was so moved that he gritted his teeth and had veins popping up on his head.

Since the establishment of SHIELD, Evanson is the No. 1 person who dares to do such a thing in the director's office!Nick Fury feels that with this incident, he will also leave a mark in the history of SHIELD.

So he seemed hesitant as to whether to shoot or cannon him in response to Evanson.We really can’t use them together, right?