Warlock of the Marvel Universe

"Alas" Evanson sighed. He didn't expect that hell would be so full of ghosts today that the majestic devil monarch had no place to stand and lived in the world. It's really sad and deplorable. If I believed you, That's really early-onset Alzheimer's disease. "I think it's better to ask the Supreme Mage to come back and take you down. You actually made up such an unreliable reason."

"Is what I said really good?" Mephisto waved his hands and looked extremely excited.

"The space in hell is infinite. You said this yourself." Evanson touched his nose. Since the space is infinite, how could there be a problem of overcrowding?

"Yes, the space in hell is infinite." Mephisto rolled his eyes and said with an impatient look, "But those spaces must be developed before they can be used."

"This is reasonable." At this time, Oreses clapped her hands and agreed with this point of view. "The twisted void where the Legion is located is theoretically infinite space, but many places require basic transformation before they can be used. .”

"That's right." Mephisto nodded repeatedly. "The meaning of hell's existence is to punish those sinful souls. Of course, we can't just throw those souls in hell somewhere and ignore them. Wouldn't that be a waste of time?" Camping Club”

"To do this we have to build cells one after another and provide each guilty soul with a themed cell for their crime. This is a big project."

"As for humans," Mephisto said and frowned in displeasure, "it's strange to say that some people only live less than 30 years in the human world, but they have to stay in hell for 300 years before they can recover from their injuries. It’s a debt. It makes it difficult to recycle our cells.”

"This is indeed a problem." Evanson agreed with this statement, but his topic suddenly changed, "But this problem does not exist now. I don't believe you will be forced by this phenomenon that has existed for a long time. It’s a rush.”

If an emergency occurs, people may be caught off guard. However, since human beings have existed to this day, science, technology and material conditions have been developing rapidly, but the changes in human nature have not been great. Mephisto is one of the kings of hell. , how could he not understand these and be at a loss by these problems that have existed since ancient times?

"It wouldn't be like this originally." Mephisto said, "In fact, the growth of the population of hell follows a regular pattern. We will expand hell in a planned way every once in a while, and the operation of hell has always been orderly. , there’s no big problem. But”

"But what?" Seeing Mephisto hesitate to speak, Evanson couldn't help but ask.

"About 300 years ago, one of my former confidants spent a budget here to expand Hell again. After the project was completed, the guy patted his chest and said to me that this expansion would be enough. It will be enough to cope with the population growth in the next 666 years." Mephisto gritted his teeth and looked a little angry. "I really believed his evil deeds. It has only been so long since I donated my palace for reconstruction. It’s become a prison cell.”

Evenson counted on his fingers, 300 years, 666 years, that’s not even half of the time. There must be a lot of tricks in this project. “I don’t expect you to be so upright, it’s okay to enrich your own pockets with a little project money.” I understand, but it’s too much to come up with such a bastard project. Let me tell you, if I were you, I would definitely put that guy to death in Ling Chi, then put him together and then chop him into pieces.

"In fact, I can't blame him completely for this matter." Mephisto touched his chin and said a little embarrassed, "I went to inspect the project after it was completed, and I was very satisfied with the expansion at the time, so I gave it to him. Commendation.”

"Then what's wrong?" Evanson was surprised.

"Hmph," Mephisto snorted coldly, and then suddenly said with a fierce voice, "Everything was normal at first, but when an unlucky crown prince who died in Sarajevo came to my place to report, within a few days those damn souls were like rain. "Fall down"

This is when Mephisto suddenly changed into a self-deprecating tone and said, "Oh, it's not that big of a deal. Human beings have fought wars that kill each other not once or twice, but this time the fighting was more severe and people died." It’s a bit much, and at worst I can just advance the next expansion plan a little bit. That’s how I comforted myself at the time, and this abnormal state stopped after a few years.”

"But" Mephisto looked a little hysterical now, "just when I took a breath, this phenomenon started again, Stalingrad, Leninger, Dunkirk, Normandy, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hitler, Tojo Hideki and Musson. This does not count, they held hands and led their own people to jump into hell."

"Can you imagine what it was like in hell at that time? The fingers of the devil who registered those souls were worn out. Not long after, the prison was full. For this reason, I first donated my kennel and then my private What despairs me most about playgrounds and gardens is that these guys, even the most minor of crimes, will have to spend 100 years in hell before they can leave.”

Well, there is a saying that natural disasters killed thousands of people and tens of millions of goods, and Mo was able to survive Pompeii and the Black Death, but these two world wars directly forced them to become homeless. What happened? Evenson felt a little sympathetic to him.

"To be honest, I really look down on human beings." Mephisto shook his head. "I and several other monarchs have been in charge of hell for countless thousands of years, but we have never been seen in the military, even if it involves the sensitivity of territory. We can all solve the problems through negotiation at the negotiation table. In this comparison, Mephisto smiled mockingly and said, "Who is the terrible devil?"

This made Evanson a little difficult to answer. He had to say awkwardly, "You have to look forward. You can't just stare at the past. At least World War III didn't happen. Otherwise, you will definitely suffer."

"Of course" Mephisto nodded and said with certainty, "After I confiscated my opera house and wine cellar, guess what I did to make an American reconnaissance plane deviate a few degrees on the route, so The missiles that the Soviet Union shipped to Cuba happened to be discovered. How did two unknown young reporters discover the secrets of the Watergate Building? How did a bald man with no talent, naivety, and stupidity become the last Soviet Union if he didn't make a deal with me? Prime Minister’s”

Evenson was stunned after hearing these words. He felt that if possible, Mephisto could definitely win the Nobel Peace Prize several times.