Warlock of the Marvel Universe

Although I don’t know the rank and status of the chief ceremonial officer.But using only a few buckets of instant noodles to get a job as an official seems to be a good deal.If Asgard wants to sell his official position and get a title like this, he must pay for it with death.

However, Evanson didn't take the challenge at all, because no matter what the customs were in Asgard, in his impression, the words "master of ceremonies" and "butler" made him feel uncomfortable. Chilly.

"Why don't you want to accept my gift?" Seeing that Evanson didn't speak, Hela felt a little unhappy.

After all, she was once the second god of Asgard, but later became the number one ghost. The contrast is so huge, and she has been in trouble for so long now, so despite her current appearance, she looks like a cold queen. Although she is a cool person, she is very sensitive on the inside and especially wants to be respected and recognized by others.

And now, in her opinion, she had kindly awarded Evanson the position of First Elector and Master of Ceremonies, but instead of saying that he was grateful and accepting the decree to express gratitude, he remained silent and hesitant here. This is looking down on me. ah

"Well" Evanson also knew that if he bluntly rejected Hela now, it would undoubtedly be a slap in her face, so he decided to take a roundabout way and speak more tactfully, "It's rare for the goddess to value me so much. I should be worried." I’m grateful for Xiao Quanma’s hard work.”

"Humph," Helapi said with a smile, "You can just say that, but that's fine."

"The goddess is laughing." Evanson said in a pretentious tone, "It's just that after we get out of here, Asgard will still be there or not."

"Oh" Hela's eyes widened slightly. "It's no wonder that Asgard has a problem again. According to my father's rule, it would be strange if there is no problem. It's just something flashy."

"That's absolutely correct." Evanson looked convinced. "I feel that some things in Asgard are really fake. For example, your palace is called the Golden Palace. But it’s not actually made of gold.”

"It's made of gold." But Hela crossed her legs and said this. Seeing Evanson's puzzled look, she said with a funny expression, "I mean, Asgard does have a lot of things." It’s fake, but the Golden Palace is indeed made of gold, I can prove that. But we just decided it was too shiny, so we painted the outside.”

"Ah" Evanson suddenly opened his mouth and froze, "No, let me tell you how thick the plaster is in your home. I scraped in one place for almost half an hour that day, and it was all wall powder without any gold. "

Hela twitched the corner of her mouth, covered her face with her hands and tilted her head to the side. She just wanted to grant Evanson the status of her first elector on a whim. This decision was too rash. She must guard against arrogance and impatience in the future. Never act willfully.

However, Hela pulled down the hand covering her face slightly, and glanced at Evanson through the gap between her fingers. Judging from his words and deeds, this person must be a snobbery, but his opinions are not ordinary, and he is smooth. If From now on, if you promise yourself a high official position and a generous salary, you will definitely be able to use it for me.

"Let's not talk about this for now. What is wrong with Asgard? It is actually in danger of national subjugation." Hela adjusted her sitting posture, quite like a king who was far away from the world.After all, she has already taken Asgard as her own, and she is the legitimate queen. But if Asgard is gone, how can she still be the queen? Wouldn't it be a big joke to be the king without a country?

"Just a few days ago, the Dark Elf King Malekith led his troops to invade Asgard." But as soon as Evenson stood up, Hela asked strangely, "Aren't the Dark Elves already extinct?"

"Who knows, but realistically they're not extinct," Evenson said with a shrug.

"Well, it seems that our family has always had a tradition of cheating." Hela said mockingly, "Especially when it comes to men, it's the same tradition." She obviously thought that her grandfather had falsely reported his war achievements and exaggerated them. You go ahead."

Then Evanson talked in detail and told in detail what happened in the past few days.Including how he saw the mural, how he killed people and silenced them, and how Odin treated the heroic warriors who saw the mural, he didn't hide any of this.

It's just that when saying this, Hela's expression was always calm, and there was even a hint of a sneer on the corner of her mouth.But when Evanson said that Malekith stabbed Frigga with a poisonous dagger, Hela's expression changed drastically. She even grabbed Evanson's hand and asked nervously, " How is the mother’s injury?”

After a moment, she seemed to realize her gaffe, shook off Evanson's hand, and asked coldly, "Is Frigga dead?"

"The poison on that dagger is called Ye Wei." As soon as Evanson said this, he heard a snap, and he saw the muscles on Hela's face twitching twice, but he still tried hard to maintain that cold look. It looked cold, but the stone she put her hand on had already been crushed into pieces by her.

"Odin was helpless at that time and even thought of ending his life early in order to save the queen from suffering." Evenson raised his eyes and saw that although Hela was still sitting stiffly, her body was shaking twice.So he smiled slightly and said, "But I happened to be there at the time, and I have a unique detoxification method. After my treatment, the queen has turned around and is recovering well."

After Evanson said this, he obviously felt that Hela, who was sitting opposite him, softened a little, and her breathing was heavy. "Frigga is not dead, right? You did a good job. I almost thought I lost it." I’ve lost the opportunity to punish her with my own hands.”

Evanson felt funny in his stomach. Your behavior just now didn't sound like you regretted not being able to punish Frigga with your own hands.And Hela seemed to be aware of this, so she expressed her dissatisfaction with Frigga, "When dad decided to lock me up, guess what Frigga did."

Evenson shook his head, and Hela continued, "She didn't do anything. She just watched quietly there, without saying a word from beginning to end. So when I go back, I will drive her away. If she is exiled, I will silently watch her back and watch her leave Asgard. Believe me, I will not be soft-hearted."

"The queen should take care of you." Sigurune, who had been sitting silently, said in a bad tone, "After all, you are not her biological child. You have committed such a big crime. Can she plead for you?" "Although she doesn't want to fight Hela now, it doesn't mean she has a good impression of Hela. After all, all her sisters, including herself, died in the hands of the other party.

"I'm not Frigga's biological child." But Hela didn't just throw the flying sword at her. Instead, she turned around and roared loudly. She slapped the stone while yelling, "You believe this kind of nonsense, old man?" Dad is really good at deceiving people.”

Now it was Sigrun's turn to be dumbfounded. "You, you, you, you, you are the queen's biological child."

"Of course," Hela said helplessly, "This is all dad's trick to tell the outside world that I am not Frigga's biological child. In this way, I am not a legitimate heir, but an illegitimate child with a low status. In this way, I can be legitimately deprived of my heir. identity"

"But your hair?" Evanson also had doubts at this time, because the only child of Odin and Frigga he had seen before was Thor. It was a golden retriever. Well, it was blond, and Hai La Qi has black hair.

"What's wrong with my hair? The hair color of Asgardians has nothing to do with the hair color of our parents. Usually the color of our hair is determined based on the power we inherit." Hela looked at it with a look that said you were too ignorant. Evanson "Look at that little bastard Rocky, doesn't he have black hair?"

"Well" Evanson rubbed his brows, "This evidence seems not strong enough. You should know that Loki is an adopted son. He is a Frost Giant."

"Oh, adopted son." Hela looked dumbfounded. "You have seen clearly the true face of Odin. You all know how many people he has killed and how cruel his heart is. Seeing the orphaned baby being put On the ground, I couldn't bear it, so I adopted it. Tell me this nonsense, do you believe it?"

"Yes." Evanson touched his chin. Some things seemed quite natural before, but after discovering Odin's true face, they became very suspicious. "Odin is not an indecisive king, nor is he a woman. A kind-hearted person who has never committed genocide, how could he be so merciful to a son of an enemy?"

"Besides, he doesn't think it's honorable to kill a baby, so he just needs to abandon it in the wilderness. Even if he is really kind and doesn't want the baby to die, he just needs to take it back to Asgard and hand it over to a civilian home or someone under his command. A minister can just raise it, why bother to adopt it personally?"

"Even if you want to cultivate the future relationship between Loki and Thor so that he can be used as a chess piece to control the Frost Giant Kingdom in the future, you only need to let him come into contact with Thor from an early age, as a companion, squire, or guard. This can better reflect the ups and downs. His respect and inferiority make him habitually obey Thor's orders, let alone have any wrong thoughts."

"But Odin adopted him as his adopted son, and gave Loki the identity of prince openly. Could it be?" Evanson suddenly had a very bold guess, but before he said it, he shook his head "No, no, no." Loki is indeed a frost giant, I’m sure of that.”

Hela watched Evanson's analysis here with interest, but she was thinking in her heart that this boy did have some insights. He had already seen her father's most important arrangements for Thor and Loki. .

He almost guessed the truth. Although he denied it in the end, it was natural that he didn't know some things.So Hela said with a mysterious smile, "Why don't you stick to your idea? Loki has the blood of a frost giant, and he is his father's son. Are these two points contradictory? And don't you think that as a frost giant, Loki is really Is it too short?"

Evanson's eyes widened for a moment, and his mouth kept opening and closing. It took him a while to hold back the word "fuck".

Just like Hela said, there is no contradiction at all. What's wrong with having Frost Giant blood? It doesn't have to be that both parents are Frost Giants. For example, the mother is a Frost Giant, but the father is an Asgard. Humans can also give birth to children with Frost Giant blood.

"So, Loki is the child of Odin and a certain female Frost Giant." Evanson pulled his collar. The amount of information was too much and made him feel a little hot. "And considering that he had always thought that Loki was Frost The son of the Giant King Luo Fei, then the identity of the female Frost Giant should be Luo Fei’s wife, the Queen of the Frost Giants.”

When Evanson said this, he looked at Hela and nodded to him with a smile on his face, "I just said that dad is not as brilliant as he seems on the surface. He has done a lot of evil things."

This thing is too wicked. I said this Frost Giant kept baring his teeth at Asgard. He was beaten by Odin until he almost lost his country, but he still refused to die.It turns out that you slept with the king's wife and gave birth to a child.And after Luo Fei wore such a big cuckold, he still had to pinch his nose to recognize that the child was his own and that he had to raise it by himself.

This kind of humiliation, not to mention the king of a country, even the common people can't bear it. This also explains why Luo Fei actually threw Loki on the ground after retreating, thinking that he retreated too hastily. But in fact it was too hasty. If there was enough time, Luo Fei would choke him to death in the toilet.

"This aristocratic circle is too chaotic." Evanson couldn't help but sigh after thinking about all this. "But this Li Dai Taojiang is really a good plan. It seems that he not only wants Loki to be a close Asgar." He is Germany’s puppet king, but he wants the Frost Giant King to have his bloodline for generations to come.”

"Moreover, Loki has been raised as an Asgardian since he was a child, and his aesthetic values ​​have long been fixed. If he marries a wife and becomes a queen in the future, he must marry an Asgardian woman. At that time, as long as he is married to her for generations, then The blood of the Frost Giants in his descendants will become thinner and thinner, while the blood of the Asgardians will become thicker and thicker, eventually becoming just like Asgardians."

"And as the saying goes, what goes up leads to destructive effect. When the time comes, Frost Giants will be proud to be married to Asgardians. Maybe in a few generations, there will no longer be pure-blooded Frost Giants in the world, and they will be replaced by Asgardians." Total assimilation.”

"You can steal a country without using weapons." Evanson couldn't help but nodded and said, "It's King Odin after all. This method is powerful."

"That's awesome." Hela spat and said, "This is a good idea for short-lived species, but do you know how long the Frost Giant can live? It will be so long after several generations. Sister can lead the Frost Giant with her soldiers." The kingdom was destroyed for several rounds.”