Warlock of the Marvel Universe

The United States is a country of immigrants, and there are people from all over the world. Some people have been here for a long time and are willing to follow the local customs and abide by local etiquette in everything.But there are still some people who still follow the customs of their hometown when it comes to important matters.So Evanson came to the business.

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"Going from Libo to Libo, the geese fly south in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, and every roar is followed by a cry of sadness." Evanson was reciting angrily in a cadence like a bell, when he suddenly felt someone tapping him on the shoulder from behind.

Who is this? Such an ignorant person, acting recklessly in a place like this.He immediately twisted his body and said, "Don't make trouble, be serious."

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But who knew that the man behind him was not done yet, and patted him on the shoulder three more times, and even harder than before.

"Hey, who is this? Melinda, why are you here?" Evanson turned his head irritably, and was about to scold the people behind him, but who knew it was Melinda and Colson who he saw.

The two agents were now wearing black suits, with big sunglasses on their faces, and their expressions were very stiff. After patting Evanson's shoulders, they immediately stepped back a few steps, as if they were afraid that others would see it. They know each other.

But this made Evanson very stunned. He really didn't expect to see the two of them in such a place and on such an occasion.But after a second thought, he understood. He showed a sudden look and said, "Melinda, you are related to the owner of this family."

The more he thought about it, the more it made sense. Melinda was a Chinese, and the owner of this family should have known that she must also be a Chinese when seeing this funeral ceremony. In addition, the two of them were dressed in black and had special expressions. It didn't look good, so Evanson almost took it for granted that Melinda might be related to the family.

"My condolences, my condolences. Remember to tell me your name later, and I will arrange a spacious seat for you later."

"Don't bring this bad luck on me." Melinda was so angry that she almost jumped up and kicked Evanson.My parents are here, my relatives and friends are here, and if you say this to someone without thinking, if it hadn't been for Evanson, and the situation was wrong, she could have beaten him half to death.

"Okay, okay." At this time, Coulson hurriedly walked between the two people, "We are here to find you. If you have a mission, come with me."

"I remember I'm not from your group." Evanson sat cross-legged on the ground without moving, continuing to pretend to be chanting sutras just now. "And we agreed at the time that unless there was a direct order, otherwise it would be I will provide you with appropriate assistance at my convenience."

"What do you mean?" Colson frowned.

"You still don't understand this?" Evanson snorted coldly, "It means I am inconvenient right now."

"I said we have a mission." Colson felt his head was buzzing at the time. He didn't expect Evanson to give up at this time. "And the matter is very urgent."

"Get Nick Fury's transfer order." Evanson stretched out his hand and said, "I will follow you immediately as soon as he gets his transfer order."

Coulson was almost so angry that he was so happy that he could write a transfer order for this kind of thing. And how to write this order and how to file it afterwards? Could it be written that on a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, a SHIELD special affairs consultant was urgently recruited and forced to do so due to an emergency situation? We stopped communicating with Tathagata Buddha and other immortals, and went to deal with matters involving the Nordic gods. If this is to be seen by future generations who do not know what happened, then we would not think that we were all insane at that time and forgot to take medicine.

"I said we haven't seen each other for a while, but you can't kick me out of my business as soon as you come here. Do you know how difficult it is for me to pick me up?"

"Humph." Melinda couldn't laugh or cry now. "I really can't figure out what this family is doing."

"If they are willing, do you care?" Evanson turned his back to them and shrugged. "They are willing to send them out according to the old etiquette. This is because the government does not agree, otherwise they would still want to cover the whole street with white cloth." Get up."

"No, I respect other people's customs, and it's a good thing for fallen leaves to return to their roots. But" Melinda said with her hands on her hips, "They actually invited a guy like you with yellow hair and green eyes to chant sutras. They are trying to fool people." ah"

"I don't like hearing what you are saying." Evanson felt that his professionalism was seriously doubted and immediately retorted, "You can ask all over New York City. This person can recite sutras in Chinese and Sanskrit at the same time." Yes, and willing to attend this occasion, and the price is very reasonable, who else but me can be?"

"You're almost ready. How much money did this family give you? We'll just replenish it for you later." Melinda knew very well what Evanson was like. She felt that this kid was only dealing with money here. "Anyway, we won't let him." You suffer"

Is it a profit if you don't suffer a loss? Evenson said unmoved, "I also sewed goose-yellow curtains and Dala quilts for others."

At that time, the family was a little worried when they saw that Evanson and the others were all foreign devils, but Evanson immediately used his tailoring skills and made a Dura quilt within an hour. No one has any doubts about its professionalism anymore.

"We'll pay for it too," Colson said, frowning.

"Okay then." Evanson nodded with satisfaction, "When I finish reciting these few rebirth spells, I will follow you."

"We are charging some money, can we hurry up?" Colson suddenly squatted in front of Evanson. "We have a lot of life and death issues over there, so you can't put down this shit at hand first."

"Be careful what you say." Evenson's face could not calm down on the spot. "There is a way that the living should avoid the dead, and be loyal to those entrusted by others. I must finish reading this passage no matter what I say."

If this kind of thing happened to others, they might regard Evanson as a virtuous monk, but Melinda knows that this guy is very evil. Many spells consume souls as raw materials, and he These guys around me who look kind-hearted now are all devils.

So what is this about reciting sutras and rebirth? This is simply an evil spirit seducing people. You still have to finish reciting sutras. You are rushing to make people never reincarnate. What kind of hatred is this?

"Hey, Master, who are these two?" At this time, a man dressed in black ran over and took a closer look at Melinda and Colson. He felt that they looked strange, but his eyes lit up. Dress like a gangster, I tell you, master, the service in your store is quite complete, and there are gangster gifts as well."

In fact, there is definitely no enmity between this family and Evanson, but in terms of relationship, there is a little bit of it, because Evanson is really somewhat responsible for this big event that happened to their family.

This family's surname is Lei, and they run a martial arts gym in New York City.Since the birth of a generation of martial arts wizard Bruce Lee in the United States, there has been a wave of Chinese Kung Fu in the United States. This family has made a living and opened a Wing Chun martial arts gym.

Ordinarily, this has nothing to do with Evanson, but some time ago, didn't Evanson persuade Claire's senior sister Li Lin to come to the United States to develop, and the woman actually came not long after. She can be a social person. Personality, there is no way to keep her in the New York Temple.

Li Lin is actually a bit of a martial arts fanatic. She likes to hang out in places with many martial arts schools in New York, and that's when she came across this Yongchun authentic martial arts gym.She thought about it, she dared to claim to be authentic with such a big tone. This family's kung fu must be very deep.

That's what she thought at the time, but she was really shocked when she sent someone to inquire.The unique skill of this martial arts school is actually Wing Chun 360 moves

360 hands of this number

There are only 64 moves of Baguazhang, which is said to have many changes. Isn’t your Wing Chun just three axes spread across your arms? If you add the Eight-Zhan Dao and the 06:30 stick, you can’t make up 360 moves. I saw that at the Huguang Guild Hall back then. Could it be that criticizing experts is fake?

Later she understood that this was a trick to trick people into teaching more than a dozen times, and the number would naturally increase. When the number goes up, the learning period will also increase, and the tuition fees will definitely go up a lot. As for the lectures, The effect is that every punch I throw is compassionate.

This is something that ruins our ancestors. The reputation of Chinese martial arts is ruined in the hands of people like this.

At that time, Master Li Shuwen hated this kind of people the most, and Li Lin, as a direct descendant of Li Shuwen, was so angry that she rushed in to find the owner of the museum to argue.In order to take care of his own business, the owner of the gym would naturally not speak softly, and seeing that Li Lin was a junior in her thirties, they actually signed a life-and-death document and wanted to see the real seal in the ring.

Since ancient times, Baji Quan has not been used in the ring because Baji Quan is so fierce that it can kill people.And the gym owner can tell how good his martial arts skills are by looking at this set of operations in his martial arts gym.At first, Li Lin thought that this guy had some real skills for boasting about such a big Haikou, but it turned out that he didn't really know how to do it at all.He went up and hit the gun port with his elbow, and the man lay there. Even when the ambulance came, he was not taken away.

At this point, Li Lin has become famous and has earned a reputation for Chinese martial arts. To be honest, I can't write about this kind of thing.

Alas, Li Lin and I have the status of master and apprentice. Unexpectedly, the apprentice beat someone to death, but I, the master, have to take care of the affairs.If your resentment persists and you turn into a ghost, you must come to me. I have never collected the soul of a ghost in my life.

In short, it was because of this incident that Evanson procrastinated and recited three rebirth spells before leaving with Melinda and the others.At first, the family didn't agree. The monk left before the matter was finished. What's going on?

It wasn't until Coulson showed his S.H.I.E.L.D. credentials that it was over.Evenson still said to the old god, "This benefactor, something dirty has happened in SHIELD recently. I want to ask this old man to go over and subjugate demons. It is a major issue in the three realms and I dare not delay it. Please forgive me." , but after I recite the Rebirth Mantra here, I will ensure that the old man passes away properly and safely. If he is not safe, please let him come to me to complain."

Ever since, Evanson's reputation as an exorcist for S.H.I.E.L.D. has spread.

After Evanson took off his monk's robe, washed his face, followed Colson and the others to the plane, he asked, "Tell me, what happened this time? You have to pull me over, I'm afraid it's not a simple matter." , could it be related to 084?"

"Yeah," Coulson agreed absentmindedly. He still hadn't come to his senses yet. The two senior agents, himself and Melinda, almost gave someone a show-off. Before leaving, they even Being stuffed with two red envelopes, what kind of thing is this?

"Hey guys, how have you been during this time?" After Evanson arrived at the aircraft's command center, he immediately greeted the agents here enthusiastically.

"Leisure." Ward and Skye answered almost in unison, "We have been too leisurely during this period. We have not performed any tasks and have been recuperating."

"Oh" Evanson's mouth twitched. Is SHIELD's special operations team so free? And your expressions can actually be more fake. "Really? Sky, have you made any mistakes during this time?"

"No." Skye, who felt guilty, immediately trembled and quickly denied, "We don't even have any missions during this period. Even if I want to make a mistake, I don't have the chance."

"You have to be careful when you are so free." Evanson suddenly narrowed his eyes and said.

Skye's heart skipped a beat at that time, and he asked cautiously, "What do you mean?"

"People tend to gain weight when they are idle." Evanson said with a smile, "To be honest, if you gain weight, you won't be as beautiful as you are now."

"Haha." Skye's body suddenly softened. So that's what he was talking about. I thought this guy had discovered something.

"This is the suspicious item we found." At this time, Simmons, who was Skye's accomplice in the last mistake, quickly changed the subject and showed the plastic model of the metal short stick to Evanson. "I initially suspected this item. is from"

"Asgard" Evanson looked at the model for a few times, then reached in and touched the carved runes. "If I read it correctly, this should be a berserker's short staff, but it's just one of them." It’s just a part. Where did you find this thing?”

"A big tree in the Norwegian forest was thrown away. Two people found this thing from inside, and their goal was very clear." Colson said.

"The forest area in Norway is not small, and they were able to find this thing with a clear purpose." Evenson scratched his head, "How did they do it?"

"I'm going to ask you." Melinda brought up the online shopping page of the novel. "We speculate that they may have found it based on this novel, and this novel was sold by you."

"Really?" Evanson tilted his head, "I don't remember this happening at all."

"Impossible." Melinda put the tablet aside and said, "With the turnover of your small store, you should remember clearly what you sold."

"It's because there were few sales, so I don't remember it clearly. It's just because there were few sales, so I don't bother to remember it." Evanson denied with a smile.In fact, I now remember something about this book.

They run a store of mysterious supplies, so they naturally collect some things about gods and goddesses.In fact, he got this book from someone else. The content is an autobiographical novel written by an Asgardian after he came to Earth.Evenson felt that it was probably some boring writer who wrote a fan novel after Thor became famous.

And the content is not very rich, and it is almost not interesting.So he picked up the brush and kept changing it. First of all, the warrior was called Dragon Proudsky. He had the strange ability to make people worship him after seeing them. He also married three people. He has countless wives, all of whom love him madly, saying that as long as you have me in your heart, I will be willing to share the rain and dew.

In short, Evanson wrote all the hidden thoughts in his heart and the things he usually wanted to do but didn't dare to do into this book. Except for some narrative content, he almost rewrote it, and the result was a failure. I haven’t sold anything in the past two years online.

"So do you know the author of this book?" Colson asked.

"Please." Evanson shrugged his shoulders dumbfounded, "Why should I find the author of such a crappy conventional novel to sign a contract with him?"

However, the content in this novel actually records the location of the Berserker's cane. The true identity of the author should be the guy who is soaking in the glass jar and being studied in detail by Moira.

"There's a new situation." At this time, Ward suddenly interjected. The big screen in the command center was now showing news from Norway, talking about a group of Norwegian pagans who were causing trouble.

The gods are taking away our world, and we must defeat a man called Nestron, the arrogant man screams.Then everything on the screen, an asphalt road with burning letters written on it, We Are Gods

"It's them, right? They found that thing," Evanson asked with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"That's right." Colson nodded, not noticing Evanson's look that looked like a fool. "They obviously got extraordinary power from that thing. Now the situation is serious. ah."