Douluo Zhilin Wuyuan

Chapter 16 Shrek Academy (5)

Master: "Xiaosan, I heard that Meng still likes you. You can do me a favor and take advantage of her."

Tang San: "Teacher, do you mean to let me rely on the strength of Meng Yiran's family?"

Master: "That's right!"

Tang San: "No, teacher, I can't do this."

Master: "If you still see me as a teacher, you have to help me."

Tang San: "Teacher, Lin Bing just talked about you, so you don't need to kill him."

Master: "Xiao San, you don't understand, I am here to help you."

Tang San: "Help me?"

Master: "Originally, you had the best chance of breaking Titled Douluo's record, but his appearance will destroy the record you are about to break."

Tang San: "I don't care about these."

Master: "What! What benefit did he give you, let you turn your elbows outward."

Tang San: "He didn't give me anything."

Master: "You should think about what I said." He left angrily.

Tang San stood there, wondering: "Is this still the teacher I know?"

In the evening, Shui Linbing, Oscar, Dai Mubai and the other three girls went to the cafeteria and saw a man staggering and walking like a zombie.

"Pig-headed monster!" Oscar exclaimed.

Ma Hongjun: "Oscar, it's me, Ma Hongjun."

Oscar: "Fat man, what's wrong with you?" After saying that, Oscar gave Recovery Sausage.

Ma Hongjun took it over and ate it voraciously. His injury improved a little.

Ma Hongjun: "Hey."

Shui Linbing: "What happened? Who beat you?"

Xiao Wu: "Say it and I will help you get revenge."

Ma Hongjun: "I don't want a hero to save a beauty. How could I fail? I never expected that there are two people on the other side, and they are both soul kings."

Shui Linbing: "Soul King? It's interesting. You can stretch your muscles and bones. Where is he?"

Ma Hongjun said: "I have inquired, these two guys were originally three people, but for some reason they became two. They all come out at night, appear in some remote places, and follow beautiful women. "

Shui Linbing: "Well, it needs to be attracted by two beauties."

Xiao Wu: "Me! I will teach this kind of person a lesson!"

Shui Linbing: "There is still one left, who should I choose?"

He looked around and looked at Oscar.

Oscar: "What are you looking at me for?"

Shui Linbing: "Oscar, let's discuss something."

Oscar: "I'm not a woman, so I can't help."

Shui Linbing: "Just attract it."

Oscar: "But they are only interested in women."

Shui Linbing: "Look at your peach blossom eyes and dress up, that's all."

Oscar: "I, I, I, don't!"

Ma Hongjun: "Yes, Xiao Ao, don't bury these eyes of yours."

Oscar: "I don't! I don't want it no matter what!"

Shui Linbing walked forward and said in Oscar's ear: "Do you want Rongrong to attract him?"

"Don't think so. Think about it, this is the best of both worlds. It can complete our task, but also prevents Rongrong from attracting her. Maybe she will even praise you."

Oscar: "Okay! Fatty, you are my brother. I will help you with this!"

Shui Linbing: "Okay, after dinner, let's get ready and then start taking action."

After dinner, Oscar was taken to dress up by Ning Rongrong.

Soon, Oscar appeared in front of everyone. He was wearing a skirt, long black hair, and his eyes and makeup made it impossible to tell that he was a man.

Shui Linbing: "Okay, get ready to go!"

Oscar and Xiao Wu appeared in a remote alley, while the others watched from a short distance away.

Xiao Wu and Oscar heard footsteps and sounds.

"It seems that I'm very lucky today. I met such a good figure again, and there are two of them. Just one for you and one for me. It's a pity that I can't taste it."

Xiao Wu and Oscar turned around, Xiao Wu said, "What are you going to do? Why are you following us?"

"Little sisters, come here, brother will treat you to sausages, okay?"

Xiao Wu: "Okay, the second soul skill is Charm."

The two of them were instantly charmed. Xiao Wu teleported over and kicked one of them into the air, kicking them back and forth.

On the other side, Shui Linbing also started to take action. Dai Mubai himself used the White Tiger Fierce Light Wave to knock him away, and Zhu Zhuqing used the Netherworld Hundred Slash.

Shui Linbing: "Fat man, take it. The first soul skill is Qilin Sky Break."

Ma Hongjun: "Okay, Phoenix FireWire."

In an instant, the two people fell to the ground.

Shui Linbing: "Okay, the movement just now should be quite big, let's leave quickly."

Everyone left, and a figure appeared. That figure was the master.

The master also followed and saw two people lying on the ground in front of him and said: "Humph, you actually bullied a defenseless person. Look, I will take them two back and let Flanders see them and punish them! Give them to me. Take a breath!"

The master stepped forward. Suddenly, two people on the ground stood up and threw something at the master. The master felt dizzy and fainted.

"It hurts to death!"

"It was so powerful. Fortunately, we were prepared and pretended to faint, so they left."

"What about him?"

"It's a pity that he's a man and an old guy."

"I don't care! Let men be men! I want to vent my anger!"

"That's exactly what I mean."

……

Shui Linbing and others came to a hotel and ate so much that they had no idea what happened to the master.

After eating, they started shopping happily again, shopping here and there. Of course, it was all paid by Ning Rongrong. Who told them that the Qibao Glazed Sect had more money.

Several people went back in the middle of the night.

Oscar: "Tonight was a blast."

Shui Linbing saw Oscar's excited look, looked at Oscar's women's clothing, and shook his head.

"I said, Oscar, do you like wearing women's clothes so much? If you don't take them off yet, do you plan to wear them out and show them to everyone tomorrow?"

Oscar: "I had so much fun tonight that I forgot."

Shui Linbing: "It's okay if you forgot."

Oscar: "Wait! Didn't I wear this to go shopping?"

Shui Linbing nodded with a smile.

"No wonder many men kept staring at me along the way."

Oscar thought of this, quickly took off his skirt, changed into clothes, and took off his wig and makeup.

Shui Linbing looked at Oscar without his women's clothes and felt that he didn't look as good as when he was in women's clothes.

"Xiao Ao, I still think your women's clothing looks good."

Oscar vowed: "Okay, I will definitely not wear it again in the future!"

The two began to fall asleep, and in Xiao Wu's dormitory (Meng Yiran had a room by himself) the three girls began to try on the clothes they bought.

Ning Rongrong: "Xiao Wu, look at Zhu Qing, it would be great if I could have it too."

Xiao Wu: "Same."

Ning Rongrong: "Zhuqing, please teach us two."

Zhu Zhuqing: "There's no way, it's something you're born with."

Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun returned to the dormitory and did not see Tang San. They thought he had gone out, so they didn't pay more attention and lay down to sleep.

The first ray of sunshine in the morning appeared. In a secluded corner, a middle-aged man was lying naked on the ground. There were bite marks all over his body. He was the master.

Just as the master was about to get up, he felt severe pain all over his body. He got up with difficulty and said, "I was actually given to them by them... What should I do? How can I face the two dragons?"

"Damn it! It's all their fault! I'll let them have a taste of what I feel like!"

I just wanted to put on my clothes, but when I looked around, I didn't see any clothes of my own. .

Master: "You actually took away my clothes!"

A wife and children passed by, and the boy said, "Mom, look at this uncle, why is he not wearing any clothes?"

The mother said: "He is someone no one wants. If you don't obey, you will be like him."

Boy: "I promise to be obedient!"

The mother: "Okay, let's not worry about him. Mom will take you to awaken the martial spirit. If you are so powerful, you will definitely awaken a very good martial spirit."

Boy: "Mom, he is so pitiful. Let's give him some money."

The mother said, "My son is so kind." She took out a silver coin, asked the boy to hand it to the master, and then left.

When leaving, the mother said, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk tsk, so old, so unruly, to actually do such a thing, it is unlucky."

The master threw away the silver coins in his hand and said, "You think I'm a beggar! I'm indiscreet! Don't let me see you!" However, he ran over, picked it up, and said, "Just keep it."

A beggar walked by, and the master took the beggar's clothes, put them on, and left.

(End of this chapter)