Revenge begins with Hokage

The proud Zhang Dalong drank a little too much.

She declined Lu Mingyuan's suggestion to let Jiawei sleep with him and staggered towards Michelin's room.

If he were outside, he wouldn't mind having a date with Jiawei. After all, that woman looked pretty good, but compared to the charming late-night snack, she was down a notch.

Besides, this was in the Marshal's Mansion, stealing food in front of his wife, and Zhang Dalong was not so destitute yet.

Wearing his pajamas and humming a tune, he walked outside Michelin's house, only to see the little maid pushing open the door and entering the room with a bowl of soup.Seeing that there was no one around, Zhang Dalong licked his tongue, then leaned on the window and started to spy on the little maid.

"Ouch, I can't stand it, I can't stand it!"

Seeing that the maid was feeding Michelin her heart's blood again, Dalong opened her mouth and smacked her mouth.

"Commander! Your phone number!"

Pony suddenly appeared behind him and stood at attention.

"Void~~~"

Zhang Dalong was a little angry. Every time he peeked at the little maid, someone always came to disturb him.He turned around and saw that it was Xiaoma, and immediately muttered: "Oh, who is it? I won't fight him sooner or later, but now I hit him at this time."

Zhang Dalong, who was about to take a step, suddenly turned around and slapped Xiao Ma on the head who was peeking through the crack in the window.

"Don't look!"

After answering the phone, Zhang Dalong hurried back and walked past Nianying's room. He saw Nianying, Qiu Sheng and Wencai dancing in the room, rowing and swimming.

"What are you doing? You've been playing for a long time and you haven't had enough yet?" Zhang Dalong asked strangely.

What he didn't know was that these three people had fallen into the maid's illusion and were drifting in the sea.

It turned out that after Nianying finished reporting the letter to Uncle Jiu, she was pulled into the house by Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who explained to her how scary the maid was, and told her that the master had already gone to find a way to deal with her.

Unexpectedly, a passing maid heard the truth.Unfortunately, she couldn't hurt anyone in the Marshal's Mansion, so she used magic to seal the door of the room and cast illusions on several people.

Zhang Dalong lay outside Michelin's window again, only to find that the maid had disappeared.

He stood on the attic and looked around, but he saw the disheveled maid downstairs going out through the small door in the back garden of the Marshal's Mansion.

"It's her! Hehe, let's see where you run this time!" Zhang Dalong rubbed his hands excitedly and followed the maid quietly.

In a corner of the courtyard, Han Kun raised the corners of his mouth slightly, threw away his cigarette butt, and landed far behind Zhang Dalong.

The bright moonlight illuminated the earth slightly, and except for the faint sound of running water, the surroundings were quiet.

Zhang Dalong followed the maid through a forest and came to a creek. He saw that the maid had taken off her clothes and stepped into the pool with her feet.

"So you like to swim naked here!" Zhang Dalong was overjoyed. He took off his clothes and muttered with a smile: "Just let me come and swim with you..."

Hearing the sound of rushing behind her, the maid already knew that Zhang Dalong was following her.He turned his head and glanced back slightly, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and then calmly poured water on himself.

Zhang Dalong quietly came behind the maid, opened his arms and hugged her.

The maid pretended to twist a few times, and Zhang Dalong hurriedly said behind her: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I am the commander-in-chief!"

"Hehehe... After tonight, I will ask you to be my concubine, okay? As long as you give me..."

"Come on, right?" the maid suddenly asked with a coquettish smile.

"Hehehe, you are so considerate."

"Okay, as long as you don't regret it."

Zhang Dalong didn't hear the coldness in the maid's tone at all, and said with a mean smile: "How could I regret it? Really..."

The maid slowly turned around. When Zhang Dalong saw her appearance clearly, he immediately said "Oh my God" and was so frightened that he turned around and waded into the water to escape!

I saw that half of the maid's face had rotted like a ball of rotten flesh, with one eyeball hanging out, and fat white maggots crawling through the black eye socket. It was really disgusting!

The maid grabbed Zhang Dalong and turned his face away.

"Kiss me." the maid said softly.

"Ah? This..." Zhang Dalong felt that the little wine he drank at night was churning in his stomach, and he almost sprayed the maid in the face.

"Kiss me quickly!" the maid screamed, her nails digging into the flesh of Zhang Dalong's shoulders, and blood flowing down his arms into the pool.

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts... don't pinch me, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you!"

Zhang Dalong suppressed his nausea, closed his eyes tightly, pouted and approached the maid.

But the maid handed over the rotten half of the face.

Zhang Dalong felt that the taste was not right and slowly opened his eyes, only to see the dark eyes facing him. He immediately spat it out with a "wow" and turned around to swim away.

The maid grabbed the back of his neck and pushed him into the pool. When Zhang Dalong was about to suffocate, she pulled him out again and kissed him on the mouth.

Beside them, a water snake as thick as a bowl was swimming around them.

Zhang Dalong felt that his strength was gradually disappearing, and his arms flopping in the pool became weaker and weaker.

He regrets it to death now. They say that the word "sex" is like a knife in the head. It's true at all. I'm afraid that he will have to answer for it today!

"Ahem! Although I don't want to disturb you, but if I watch the commander being killed, then I, as a bodyguard, would be derelict in my duty."

"Who!"

When the maid heard the sound, she suddenly dropped Zhang Dalong, stood up and looked around.

I saw Han Kun emerging from the dark pool, holding Ye Huangquan's knife handle with one hand, and making a "please" gesture with the other hand, indicating for them to continue.

"Ye Feng! Ye Feng save me!" When Zhang Dalong saw that it was Han Kun, he shouted as if he had seen a savior: "As long as you can save me, I will promote you to captain!"

The maid's beauty was tightly locked, her hands were clasped together and she was mumbling something.I saw a giant python leaping out of the pool with a "whoosh", opening its mouth wide and spitting out a message, and it snaked towards Han Kun!

Han Kun stood still, but saw that the giant python wrapped around him in an instant, and his thin figure disappeared into the python's body, and it was strangled until he lost his human shape.

"It's over..." Zhang Dalong, who was full of hope, shook his hands and slipped into the pool like a deflated rubber ball. If the maid hadn't picked him up with quick eyesight and quick hands, he would have been choked if he didn't drown. .

"Hahaha, I thought you recruited some kind of amazing guard, but it seems like nothing more than that!"

As she spoke, her mouth moved toward Zhang Dalong again. It seemed that the maid would not give up until she sucked him clean.

"boom!"

A rain of blood sprinkled on the two people in the pool, turning them into two little red men.

Han Kun stood on the shore, holding the unsheathed Yehuangquan, lighting a cigarette lightly, and said: "Ah, I just want to see whether such a big python is a living thing or a spiritual thing. It seems that I I overestimate you. I know a friend named Orochimaru, and your snake-playing skills are far inferior to his. By the way, do you want to continue?"

The maid didn't know who Orochimaru was, but looking at the python corpse floating in the water section by section, she angrily threw Zhang Dalong to the shore, and saw him smashing to the ground like a toad. Didn't get up.

"I want you to die without a body!" the maid roared, raised ten gleaming swords in both hands, suddenly jumped into the air, and thrust straight towards Han Kun!

"Oh, damn, why do you feel like bullying..." Han Kun muttered softly, Ye Huangquan lifted her up, and saw one of the maid's arms rising into the air, and then she was kicked into the pool. .

"Ah!!" The maid stood up from the pool, covering her broken arm and screaming loudly, the blood from her mouth gushing out wildly.

Han Kun's kick caused all her internal organs to rupture.

Before being controlled by the demon baby, she was just an ordinary woman. How could she withstand Han Kun's kick?

"Kill... kill her! Kill her quickly! I will promote you to captain... No! Adjutant!"

Zhang Dalong regained his composure, sat on the ground and shot the ground repeatedly, shouting in relief.

"Did you hear that?" Han Kun said coldly to the maid: "Since the commander-in-chief has spoken, you can die here in peace, even though you are just a ghost servant of the Demon Infant."

The maid was stunned for a moment when her identity was revealed, and then she burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha... My master will be born soon. When the time comes, he will definitely avenge me! Kill you all!"

Immediately afterwards, the maid opened her arms and blew herself up with a "boom"!

The air flow generated by the self-destruction pushed Zhang Dalong backwards several somersaults, and he stopped when his back hit a big tree.

"Oh, damn, you won't let me have a better life..."

Zhang Dalong looked at Han Kun again. The airflow only slightly blew up his hair and clothes. Half of his face covered by gray hair was blown up by the aftermath, and his gray pupils glowed coldly in the moonlight...