Daily life as a writer in the world of pirates

"Oh, it's a strange guest! Do you want to know the secret of my eternal youth?"

As soon as Luffy and Maruko entered the castle gate, they saw an old woman with a hot figure lying on the railing on the second floor, holding a wine bottle in her hand and wearing sunglasses on her head.

Next to the mother-in-law, a furry face poked her head out. After seeing Wanzi's hot gaze, she immediately retracted, exposing her butt in red shorts.

He is so cute!

Wanzi still has a sweet and friendly smile on the surface, but in his heart he has already transformed into a screaming chicken!

When Luffy and Maruko act together, there is always one person who is not online. Most of the time before, Luffy was the one to worry about, but now after Maruko saw Fluffy, his IQ dropped.

Luffy was the first to avert his curious gaze and looked at the fashionably dressed old woman on the second floor who said bluntly: "Are you the 140-year-old doctor?"

Kuleha raised her index finger and shook it: "No, no!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he took out an ax half a man's height from somewhere and threw it at Luffy: "Young people nowadays really can't speak. I'm only 139 years old!"

Luffy ran around and yelled: "There is no difference between 139 and 140 years old! Why is this happening all of a sudden!"

Luffy's shout brought Maruko back to his senses. Maruko looked up at Kuleha, took Nami off his back and put it on his chest: "My partner suddenly became seriously ill. He has had a fever of over 40 degrees for three days. , please save her!"

Kureha looked at Nami with a hint of interest in her eyes.

However, she did not agree directly, but asked Maruko: "Now that you have found this place, I believe you should also know my rules. What are you willing to pay for your partners?"

Maruko and Luffy replied in unison: "Everyone!"

Wanzi glanced at it and spoke first: "As long as you can save her, it doesn't matter how much money you want! My pen name is Sanse, and I have a lot of royalties!"

Luffy also quickly added: "Yes, I can do anything for you! Is there anyone you hate? I can help you beat him up! But I can only beat him once!"

Ku Lei picked up the wine bottle and took two sips. A trace of nostalgia flashed in her eyes: "Hahaha, what an interesting condition. I haven't met such an interesting person in a long time."

Kuleha patted the pink hat next to her: "Chopper, come and help this little girl find out what disease she has."

"Okay, Doctor Dori." Chopper's cute voice sounded as he poked his head out of the stairs, "Come with me!"

Maruko's eyes lit up instantly, he left Luffy and Kuleha in the living room, and quickly carried Nami up to the second floor.

As Chopper walked, he turned his head very obviously and secretly looked at Wanzi's face.

Wanzi deliberately teased him: "What are you looking at? My hair color is natural~"

Chopper shouted hurriedly: "I didn't look at your hair. The color of your hair is determined by genes. I'm not curious at all!"

Wanzi showed an exaggerated expression of surprise: "Ah - what are you looking at?"

"I just looked at your face!" Chopper replied quickly, then suddenly realized that he had let something slip and quickly covered his mouth.

However, he is obviously like Luffy, his inner thoughts are displayed on his face and can be understood at a glance.

Chopper didn't endure it for long. He turned his head and whispered tentatively: ",￥...&)"

Wanzi pulled his hand away from his mouth in a funny way: "I didn't hear what you just said clearly."

In my heart: Ahhhhh! His hands are so warm and touching!

Chopper was completely unaware of Wanzi's inner activities, and was still cautiously testing: "Are you really the Sanse teacher?"

Wanzi nodded: "Yes, I also have unpublished manuscripts of "The Temptation of the Sea" here. Do you want to read them?"

Chopper shook his head: "I like to watch "The Young Master Goes to the Sea" and "The Sky-Slaying Swordsman". I can't understand many of "The Temptation of the Sea", so Doctor Dori won't let me watch it."

"Wow, you are so awesome. You can read and study by yourself, and you can also do medicine! You are really awesome!" Wanzi praised sincerely. After all, even if she is so popular, there is still an idiot on the ship who has never read her book! !

"No way, no way, it's annoying! It's so long-winded, I'm not happy at all~" Chopper said, a super obvious blush appeared on his furry face, and his two little feet were twitching together. , waving desperately with both hands, looking completely silly and happy.

It seemed that he knew the weakness of such a little guy, hehehe, Wanzi smiled like a fool in his heart.

Although his personality is simple, Chopper's medical skills are obviously extraordinary. Wanzi also has a lot of medical theory, but this time he couldn't tell what kind of disease Nami had. However, Chopper just made a few observations, took some blood from Nami, put it in a special reagent for examination, and concluded that Conclusion.

"It's the Caschia virus?!" Chopper's cute voice was full of seriousness.

Maruko was curious: "Caschia?"

Chopper: "This is a mosquito that lives in lush rainforests. It carries a very strong virus. Once bitten by it, it will quickly develop a high fever and finally die in pain. Because the time from illness onset to death is It only lasts for about five days, so it is also called the five-day disease. However, it was on the verge of extinction about a hundred years ago, and now it is estimated that it can only be seen on those ancient islands."

"Nami-san has had a fever for the third day today!" Wanzi looked frightened. Fortunately, they found a doctor in time, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable! She didn't expect that there were so many dangers in sailing, but she didn't think carefully.

Chopper comforted Wanzi with a good attitude: "Don't worry, Drum Island has abundant medical resources, and the temperature here is low, which is conducive to the retention of viruses and antibodies. We still have some Caschia antibodies here, wait a moment Just give her an injection and she'll be fine."

After Chopper finished the injection, Wanzi pounced on him, hugged his belly and took a deep breath: "Thank you so much, Doctor Chopper! You are really amazing!"

"No way, it's so wordy! Let me go!" Chopper declined again insincerely, kicking his legs in the air happily.

Wanzi reluctantly let go of his hand and suddenly thought: "How about you join us and go on an adventure with us! It just so happens that we don't have a ship's doctor on the ship."

"Adventure?" Chopper asked.

"Hmm." Maruko stood up and solemnly extended his hand to Chopper, "I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Uchiha Maruko, a crew member of the Straw Hat Pirates. The guy downstairs is our captain. I dream of becoming the Pirate King. Now we are circling the Grand Line, looking for the onepiece!"

"So - do you want to join us?" Wanzi asked, tilting his head.

Chopper put his hands behind his back, lowered his head, and said with frustration in his voice: "But, I have a blue nose."

"What's wrong with the blue nose?" Wanzi suddenly realized, "Yes, you have a blue nose, just like my hair. It's so special. It feels even cuter. I want to stick with you~"

Wanzi hugged Chopper again and rubbed his face vigorously with his own. This texture, this temperature, heaven~

Chopper quickly pushed the ball away and asked doubtfully: "But don't you think my blue nose is strange?"

"What's so strange about this! There is also a guy with a long nose on our ship. You will get to know him after you get on the ship. That nose is longer than your hand. The chef on our ship also has curly eyebrows. Have you ever eaten Barbecued pork? Just like the pattern of barbecued pork; and me, my hair is silver-white, and Luffy’s body is like rubber and can be as long as I want, it’s fun for everyone!”

"And the sea is very big. There are giants several times taller than us, huge goldfish that like to eat islands, and whales with resorts in their stomachs, so all kinds of weird things can happen, and it can accommodate so much. It's so weird!" Wanzi's tone was seductive.

In fact, when Nami suddenly had a high fever and everyone was at a loss, Wanzi wanted to find a professional doctor. She only knew the basics. If the condition was delayed or misdiagnosed, the consequences would be too serious.

It just so happened that God lived up to the European Emperor Luffy. Whatever he thought of, he immediately met such a cute doctor on Drum Island. He was the world's most invincible and invincible doctor. He was cute and could cure diseases. Wanzi must have it. Get him on board! !

"Wow -" Chopper's eyes were full of expectation, but he suddenly shook his head, "No, I can't leave here."

"Why! What! What!" Maruko's tone was full of grief.

"Because I am a reindeer and you are humans. Reindeer cannot stay with humans!" Chopper retorted loudly, as if to win his trust.

Wanzi stared at Chopper seriously: "Since you have read my book, let me ask you, who do you think is a human being?"

Chopper replied seriously: "Humans can talk, walk upright, and learn many things."

Wanzi shook his head: "No, you are only looking at the surface. To judge whether a person can be called a human being, you have to look at his heart."

Maruko's words were a bit convoluted, and it took Chopper a moment to react: "Heart?"

"That's right!" Wanzi looked at him with encouragement, "If a person can talk, walk, and learn, he looks like a completely human being on the outside, but what he says is murderous words, and what he does is made of lies and betrayal. Lu, what he learned is how to deceive slaves and even hurt other people, do you think he is a human being?"

Chopper shook his head: "I don't quite understand."

Wanzi patiently guided: "Then who is the worst person in your impression?"

"Wapole."

"Okay, let's take Wapol as an example. Although he looks like a human, all he does is hurt the people and the country, just to satisfy his own desires. People who can't control their desires , we call him a beast, so Wapol is actually a beast in human skin, do you understand?"

Wanzi continued: "But you are different. You are completely opposite to Wapol. Although you have the appearance of an animal, you are super cute! You also have medical skills and can save many, many people in the world, and you are full of enthusiasm for the world. You are curious, you like to learn new things, and you have a cleaner and kinder heart than most humans in the world.”

Chopper raised his head and stared blankly at the serious-looking girl in front of him. She praised him with such sincere and sincere words, as if he was the treasure in her hands.

"So, there is nothing to be shy about. You like us and we like you. These are partners and we can be together!" Maruko concluded happily.

Chopper was so dizzy from what Wanzi said that the blush never came off his face. He staggered all the way into Dori's doctor mother's bedroom. This had become his instinct when he was confused.

Qiaoba hid his head behind the table, with his butt exposed, and said shyly: "Doctor Dori, she invited me to be her partner."