Elf: My green caterpillar has a dream

A brand new day starts from dreaming that I am being pressed into bed by a ghost and struggling to get up from my sleep.

Opening your eyes, the dim room was filled with the warm and relaxing smell illuminated by the early morning sun.

Apart from the unusual heaviness in my chest, everything was fine.

Looking towards the chest, as expected, a big round green caterpillar's head was exposed from the bulge in the quilt.

"..."

"Uh oh...?"

As if feeling the gaze of the south wind, the green caterpillar pupated twice and then opened its eyes.

"Good morning."

"Woooo~"

(Good morning~)

Because I am a high school student, my biological clock still looks like I wake up at 05:30 in the morning.

Looking at the half-asleep and half-awake appearance of the green caterpillar, Nanfeng knew that he got up earlier than the caterpillar and went to bed later than the insect. The life before the college entrance examination was worse than that of the insect.

Speaking of the college entrance examination, it seems...if I remember correctly...the college entrance examination will be on June 6th?

hiss--

Trivia, today is June 6st.

The happy Children's Day turned unpleasant because of the sudden thought of taking the college entrance examination.

After realizing this, Nanfeng's body fell into a state of freeze for about two seconds. It was not until he looked back at his memory that he found that there was still some straw in his mind, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately...good thing...

Otherwise, this wave of college entrance examinations are really like express delivery under Big Ben and from above.

The reality was too terrifying. After realizing that his survival time was less than a week, Nan Feng no longer even wanted to stay in bed.

He rolled over and got up. Without saying a word, he directly carried the green caterpillar, which was on the bed with its belly up and kicking its legs in confusion, to the bathroom.

He raised his hand and dipped some cold water in it and patted the green caterpillar's head to wake him up. Nanfeng explained to him one by one how to use the toiletries for insect-type Pokémon that he had just bought and installed yesterday.

After the green caterpillars fully understood how to use these things, one person and one insect started washing themselves early in the morning.

Pokémon also need brushing, bathing, and daily care.

An excellent house Pokémon also needs to learn to use the toilet!

This is very important.

When I went downstairs, my diligent parents had already gotten up, and Cuihua, the magic wall doll who seemed to be online all day long, was already busy in the kitchen.

Judging from the aroma permeating the air, today's breakfast seems to be seafood porridge.

"morning."

"Woooo~"

(Good morning, mom~~)

(*′▽｀)ノノ

"Oh? You guys got up early."

Mom put down the coffee in her hand and greeted Nanfeng and the green caterpillar with a surprised look on her face.

"I always get up early, okay?"

Although forced.

"Not bad, it seems I don't have to worry about you fishing alone at home."

"Ok?"

Nanfeng was stunned when he heard his mother's unclear and harsh words.

"Your dad and I are going back to work. This time we won't let your grandparents come back to take you. You are almost an adult, so stay at home by yourself."

"..."

"Ok."

After hearing this kind of advice for a long time, Nan Feng felt helpless for a while.

How old is he? How can he die at home?

He can still do the most basic cooking and cleaning...

Besides, in modern society, as long as you have money in your card, power on your mobile phone, and Internet access in your room, it's quite difficult to survive.

However, the so-called mother's perspective is probably that her children will always be just 'cubs in need of care'.

Even though Nanfeng had already shown a very helpless expression, she still continued to say with a little worry,

"Your father and I will each leave an elf at home for you. If anything happens, just trouble them both."

One per person...?

Okay, he probably guessed who would be house-sitting with him.

When the time comes, I won’t know who will take whom...

Thinking of this, Nanfeng could only twitch the corner of his mouth and squeezed out a reluctant sentence from between his teeth:

"Ok."

"Yeah, but when you participate in the competition, we should be finished, and we will go to watch your game live."

"Ok."

"If not, I will go to the live broadcast room to reward you."

south wind:……?

"No, if you give rewards to the official live broadcast room, what does it have to do with me playing the game? The money won't go into my pocket."

"Makes sense."

Listening to Nanfeng's answer, my mother rarely continued to speak harshly to him, but nodded seriously.

Then, she picked up her phone and clicked it a few times. Nanfeng's phone vibrated twice in her pocket.

Hey.

I took out my phone and saw a new and terrifying message reminder on the lock screen.

Alipay received 100 yuan.

south wind:?

The hand holding the phone has begun to tremble like Parkinson's.

"Mom, what do you mean, deprived of food?"

Mom:?

What's going on with this kid lately?

It was the same expression last time I gave him money to buy Pokémon.

Is... giving too little?

Eh?

Now the average amount of children’s pocket money has increased again?

No……

This number was the optimal solution she came up with after long discussions within the family group!

It can't be that she can't keep up with the trend and the times!

When one of the world's top coordination trainers and fashion designers realized that 'I might not be able to keep up with the trend,' her face suddenly turned ugly.

And this sudden change of expression frightened Nanfeng even more.

Sure enough, it’s a meal without a head!

The cunning, ferocious and terrifying mother finally revealed her true face!

Just when Nanfeng was seizing this flash of time to think frantically about what he had done wrong in the past few days, and was about to bite the bullet and start a short essay-style review of nonsense, his mother spoke.

Her tone was full of helplessness and frustration. She supported her forehead with one hand, sighed and said to Nan Feng:

“Keep this money for yourself, and buy some if you see something you like.

Don’t be too little. Although the expenses of trainers and ordinary people are different, the inflation of our pocket money cannot rise too fast.

Let's... just stick to the same reward and punishment system.

Don't be too depressed. How about I get a supplementary card for you another day? "

Is she... discussing with me?

No.

Is she coaxing me?

(wДw)? ? ? ? ?

Well, he has never understood the wiring of his mother's brain.

Either before or now.

Many words were stuck in the throat, and thousands of words finally converged into two words in Nanfeng's mouth,

"……thanks."

Ok.

Although he often complained and his thoughts were quite active, he was talking to himself.

He is the kind of trash who is speechless at critical moments but is extremely rich in thoughts and feelings.

When Nanfeng was about to say something to save Yiha, he saw his mother put a hand on her mouth, just like the arrogant lady in the anime who mocks people, and said to him in a slightly sinister manner,

"Oh, you are so polite. Mom, I am so touched~~~"

south wind:…?

Return his sincerity just now? ? ?

He has even begun to feel guilty because his poor words may cause trouble to his mother and father?

Taking a deep breath, Nanfeng raised his hand to press his temples, which were already beating wildly, and replied word by word to his mother,

"No, please allow me to take back what I just said. You should quickly pack up your bed and go on a business trip with your father!"

I will be very happy at home alone! ! "

"Tsk."

Seeing Nanfeng's uncut appearance, my mother clicked her tongue in boredom.

"By the way, aren't you curious about what elf we have left for you?"

"Do you still need to think about it?"

When responding to this sentence, Nanfeng, who was sitting at the dining table and staring at the tablecloth, didn't even raise his eyes.

"Um???"

"It must be Cuihua and Hackron."

(o゜▽゜)o☆[BINGO!]

"..."

I really don’t know what my dad likes about my mom.

Are you being deceived by this woman's appearance?

What about the promised inner beauty?

There is definitely something wrong inside this woman!

Even though she is my mother.

Nanfeng suspected that the reason why he had always been so full of inner drama was probably because he inherited it from his mother.

Don’t they all say that a son is like his mother?

When he thought that he might mutate into a social terrorist like this woman in the future, he felt a little... envious.

Well, that's a damn enviable skill.

If he could inherit more from his mother in this aspect, life in a small social circle like school wouldn't be so hard...

Without thinking too much about this unpleasant topic, Nanfeng finished his breakfast and repeated to his mother seriously,

"Just don't worry and be busy, I'll be fine by myself."

"Yeah, okay, if you need anything, your dad and I will help you take care of it this morning."

"I think about it..."

"No rush, just tell me before we leave this afternoon."

"Ok."

In the end, Nanfeng just asked his mother for some recipes for Pokémon Energy Cubes.

He planned to make a few pieces for the green caterpillar to try while it was training.

If you succeed, let the green caterpillar eat it as a snack. If you fail, let the green caterpillar swallow the tree fruit mixture as an experience.

Ok.

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On June 6, the south wind still started early in the morning.

My parents are not at home today, come to the gym for a passionate couple...

Passionate single player and insect, extreme training.

= - =

A day of self-discipline begins with supervising the training of green caterpillars.

Although, the green caterpillar got up earlier than him after hearing that training started today, and it seemed that he didn't need supervision at all.

Under the urging of the Green Caterpillar, Nanfeng had already told him all about the training plan he had made yesterday.

He even wrote a pinyin version and posted it on the wall of the room for the green caterpillar to read, understand and check on his own after learning the pinyin.

After asking Green Caterpillar for professional action instruction videos on daily tasks (1) involving 'push-ups', 'sit-ups' and 'squats', Nanfeng dragged the still yawning Hackron to the basement of his house. in the gym.

As both a 'snake' (probably) Pokémon, Hackron should be able to give the green caterpillar the correct guidance on its movements.

It is said that things like sit-ups and push-ups cannot be done in standard postures, which is harmful to the body, and the green caterpillar trains so much in a day. Even after watching a professional instruction video, Nanfeng is still a little worried.

Hackron, who was dragged down the stairs by Nanfeng's tail, had a look of reluctance on his face.

He was obviously sleeping very comfortably on the climbing frame, so why was he dragged to the underground gym, a shabby place full of bad memories?

Damn.

Why does Pokémon have to work hard? Hard work is useless anyway.

Gee, passionate trainers and Pokémon are really troublesome.

Just as he was thinking about it in his heart, he suddenly felt like something was poking his tail.

Turning around, I saw that it was the spirit of the south wind, the green caterpillar.

At this time, the green caterpillar was staring at him with its big eyes, and there seemed to be a faint starlight flashing in the eyes that occupied most of its head.

This... what kind of look is this.

Why...why is he looking at me like that?

Just when Hackron was confused about this, he heard the green caterpillar say to him,

"Brother, it's up to you!"

! !

Hackron, who was originally reluctant, was stunned after hearing what the green caterpillar said.

What did he just call me?

Big...brother? ?

"Say it again." Hackron said in a statement tone.

"Brother, I asked you to be there to guide and help me when I was training! With you here, I feel that training will be more secure and more effective!"

The very obedient green caterpillar really had to explain to him what he had said before in more detail.

hiss--

It was an emotion Harkeron had never felt before.

But the tip of his slightly trembling tail and his pounding heart told him that he was excited!

"It's all on me!"

As he said these words, Hackron instantly ignited.

After changing his previous decadence, the whole dragon seemed to be burning with flames. He patted the green caterpillar on the head with his tail and said to the green caterpillar,

"Come on, come this way, I'll train with you!"

"Okay big brother!"

For Hackron, this amount of training is as simple as eating and drinking.

Don't underestimate the innate physical fitness of dragon elves!

The little thing of sprinkling water can be exchanged for a few words of "big brother" and these little eyes full of admiration.

Earn blood!

Thinking of this, Hackron even smacked his lips in delight.

Seeing that Hackron and the Green Caterpillar were getting along very well, and had even begun training to complete the 'daily tasks' planned by the system, the 'left out' trainer Nan Feng simply sat cross-legged on the ground and endorsed them.

Hard-working exam takers still have to improvise.

Although he had integrated memory, he could be regarded as studying hard, but there was still a lot of knowledge that was far beyond his ability to understand. He still needed to review it to ensure that his mind would not go blank during the exam.

Awakening the power of waveguide seems to have the effect of strengthening memory.

It's not as outrageous as photographic memory, but it's close.

He remembers quickly and gets a headache quickly. Every time he quickly memorizes a large amount of knowledge points, he needs to close his eyes and take a deep breath for three to five minutes to cool down before he can start reciting again.

It feels like reading a CD and waiting for it to cool down.

After nearly two and a half hours of groping, Nanfeng almost understood his current magical situation and the specific cd time.

In addition to the physical headache caused by studying, these two and a half hours of high-speed learning and knowledge review also gave him a mental headache.

For example, he saw something like this in the book:

'When humans first learned how to make and use tools in ancient times, they already had the habit of taking elves (pictured: Bangila) to raise animals in captivity and eat them. '

——"History [-]"

Okay, this is very... human?

But this level is just the beginning of torture and outrage.

There is also this in the textbook:

'In the long process of evolution, poultry such as chickens, ducks, geese, pigs and cattle, which were once regarded as the main meat by humans, have gradually become 'endangered'. Now they can only survive under the protection of humans before being eaten by humans. '

--"Biology·[-]"

There is even this:

'Through the harmonious and stable development of society, the bad habit of eating Pokémon has finally been banned.

All countries in the Elf United Nations have issued relevant laws and policies prohibiting humans from hunting and eating:

49 kinds of Pokémon including Green Onion Duck, Acorn, Eggman, Magikarp, Sunseed, Pidgey, Spearow, Tench, Slowpoke, Big Tongue, Rattata, Cute Fly, and Sweet Bamboo. Dreams (including their evolution and special forms). '

--"Law·[-]"

Should we say that those who compile teaching materials and those who formulate laws are all talented people?

Do they really know food? ?

Before traveling through time, he originally thought that eating a green onion duck or a Slowpoke tail would be the limit, but he never expected that there could be so many types of edible Pokémon? ? ?

Although outrageous, it is surprisingly reasonable.

Fortunately, the taste buds of 'predatory' Pokémon are somewhat different from humans, otherwise he felt that there might really be several endangered species in the elf world!

If the previous ones are just foreshadowing, then when you see the following one, Nanfeng really can’t stand it anymore.

'Currently, the Pokémon United Nations stipulates that Pokémon-produced foods that can be sold and eaten include:

Eggs laid by Lucky Eggs and Happy Eggs;

Grass attributes, such as forest turtles and snow monsters, have fruits that grow on their own bodies;

Tree fruits stored in kettle shells;

Tropical Dragon's Neck Fruit;

Moo fresh milk produced from large milk jugs;

Three bees and the queen bee collect nectar to make sweets;

Sweet Zhuzhu’s sweat. '

--"Law·[-]"

He understands the truth, but what is this 'Tiantianzhu's sweat'? ? ?

Can anyone explain it clearly to him? ! !

Adhering to a studious mentality, Nanfeng chose to rely on the omnipotent Internet to help him solve his doubts.

As a result, I didn't know if I didn't check it, and I was surprised when I checked it.

There is actually a drink called 'sweet juice', which is made from the sweat of sweet bamboo mixed with water.

It is said to be extremely sweet and has an energy drink-like effect after drinking it.

Although only the sweat from Tianzhuzhu is allowed to be consumed, according to the popular science of several anonymous alliance registered professional trainers on the Internet, Tianwuni and Tianlenmei’s sweat have the same effect, and even the sweetness quoted after mixing with water The taste will be higher and the nutritional value will be improved by several levels.

As for why it cannot be sold and eaten legally, Nanfeng said after some careful thinking, that would be too much punishment.

All we can say is that it is not illegal for trainers to prpr their own Pokémon.

As for ethics...

If the Pokémon doesn't like it, it will still resist.

As for the fact that this guy is still alive and can even post...

that……

Discovering the truth behind this phenomenon was the real reason why Nanfeng stopped training and took an excuse to rest.

When Nanfeng was pondering whether this was a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature, the system's reminder tone suddenly rang.

[With your company, supervision and encouragement, the green caterpillar successfully completed today’s daily task (1)]

[The rewards for completing the first day have been distributed. Due to the encouragement, the green caterpillar training effect doubled]

[Effects of training on the first day: green caterpillar HP +20 points; speed +18 points; insect attribute strength +4 points; superpower attribute strength +2 points]

[Rewards for trainer companionship on the first day: Charm +3, Mental Power +3]

(*Note: Mental power will automatically be converted into special abilities possessed by the host. If the host has not awakened/cannot awaken special abilities, mental power will strengthen the brain and improve the host's concentration)

[Rewards for completing 'Daily Tasks (1)' on the first day:

Curved spoon*1 (a spoon infused with telekinesis, exuding weak superpower properties);

B-level fruit gift pack*1】

[Please keep up your efforts with Pokémon and make progress together]

[Dream Come True System helps everyone with big dreams]

south wind:……?

How does it feel that at this moment, there are more and more things that he cannot understand?