Legend of sword and shield of Douluo

I am the central nervous system of the brain. Repeat, I am the central nervous system of the brain. All units report the current situation (urgent)!

The heart receives, the heart receives...

The heart function has been lost by 96%, we can no longer provide power for blood flow, and the cardiomyocytes are expected to stop working completely after 8 minutes.

The lungs receive, the lungs receive...

Smoking causes severe damage to our cilia with purification function. Currently, 95% of the lung function has been lost. We are making our last effort with every breath. We (gasp)...

We can't hold on much longer!

The liver receives, the liver receives...

97% of liver function has been lost. Excessive drinking has caused serious damage to our liver cells. It has now caused alcoholic cirrhosis. We can no longer metabolize and eliminate toxins...

Bladder received, bladder received...

At present, the electrolytes are out of balance, the pH is chaotic, 98% of our functions have been lost, metabolic waste is seriously blocked, and the bladder is about to lose contact. Again, the bladder is about to lose contact...

I am the central nervous system of the brain. Repeat, I am the central nervous system of the brain. If you hear the adrenal glands, please answer. How much reserve do you have?

The adrenal glands receive, the adrenal glands receive...

There is currently only 5% of adrenaline left. We can no longer secrete it. Repeat, we can no longer secrete it. Repeat, we can no longer secrete it (sudden interruption)...

Adrenal glands, remember, please work hard to distribute all remaining adrenaline to the nervous system and vocal muscles in preparation for delivering our final message to the outside world. This command is only given once.

No more repeats, no more repeats...

All cells pay attention, all cells pay attention, I am the brain, please listen to my last command...

Thank you for your hard work and sincere cooperation over the years. Thank you for supporting each other through thick and thin over the years. We have tried our best (choking)!

All units are ready for shutdown, all units are ready for shutdown!

If there is another life, I look forward to seeing you again. I will always remember you. We will say goodbye forever...

"Hey, judging from the last moment I lost consciousness, I probably can't be saved. I seem to hear my body organs starting to write a resignation report. How could I..."

Chensong wanted to speak, but instead he made a sound like a baby.

Chensong wanted to see what was going on, but he couldn't open his eyes very well, so he raised his hands to rub his eyes, and then he realized that his hands were actually the hands of a baby.

"Have you been reborn?"

No, is God trying to trick me like this? Could it be that God feels that I have not gone through enough hardships in my last life, so I am forcing myself to live again. Only after enough hardships can I retire?

clap ~ clap ~

"Hey, who is hitting me? My TNND (his grandma's) has been abusing me since I was born." Chensong felt that someone had been tapping his feet.

"Why doesn't this child cry?" an old woman in her 50s said anxiously, while she kept patting Chensong's soles.

"Ah? If you don't cry, why do you have to cry?" At this time, a woman's weak voice reached Chensong's ears.

"Girl, if this baby doesn't cry right after he is born, he may not be able to breathe and may suffocate to death!" the midwife explained while anxiously continuing to pat Chensong's soles of her feet.

"Is there such a thing?" Chensong was also a little confused. In his last life, he had just graduated from college, so how could he know this knowledge about children.

Besides, do you think I'm breathing so smoothly, do I look like I'm out of breath?Forget it, just cry in order not to get beaten!

嘤～嘤～

"The child is crying. If you cry, it will be fine. Show me the child."

Although the young woman was a little weak, after seeing the baby crying, she still felt like asking the midwife to put the baby next to her.

On the one hand, I wanted to see my child, but on the other hand, I really couldn't bear to let my child cry all the time.

The midwife placed the baby in a position where the woman could easily see it, then placed it in a comfortable position. She walked aside and simply washed the blood on her hands before going out.

In order to prove his health, Chensong also cried for a while symbolically, and then looked at his mother in a daze.

Is this my mother?

The face is like a silver plate, the eyes are like apricots, the lips are red without dots, and the eyebrows are green without paint.The so-called fish sinks and the wild goose falls, and the moon is shy of the flowers. This is nothing more than that, right?

Chensong not only thought in his mind, "I'm sorry for my lack of words, but I can only think of the word (so fucking beautiful). My mother is so beautiful, then from now on I...hehehe"

Chensong, who had pretended to cry just now, not only laughed again.

Eh!wrong!

Chensong frowned and waved his little hand to touch his crotch.

"Huh~ I was scared to death. Fortunately, the little bird I raised is still there. If this thing disappears, it will be too scary for me. It's scary to think about it."

Chen Song suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Grandma Zhang, how is my love? The child, where is the child, uh, midwife, uh, no, is everything going well?" Chen Song's father Chen Yan asked anxiously when he saw the midwife coming out and grabbed her hand.

It can be judged from the voice that this Chen Yan is very anxious outside, and his words are a bit off-kilter. He is always in a hurry to find words that are more comfortable to listen to.

"Haha, don't worry, mother and son are safe!"

"Hey, thank you so much!"

As Chen Yan spoke, he took out a gold soul coin from his pocket and stuffed it into Granny Zhang's hand.

Granny Zhang quickly took Chen Yan's hand back, waved her hand again and said

"What's this all about? I've been working as a midwife in our neighborhood for decades. Why are you giving me so much money? The five copper soul coins we agreed on are already a lot more. Why am I so embarrassed to accept it?"

"Grandma Zhang, you also know that I am a big old man and don't understand anything. If it weren't for you, well, just accept it. You also know that I am a soul master and I still have some savings."

Chen Yan himself didn't know much about these things. He just felt that if Granny Zhang wasn't around, if something unexpected happened, he wouldn't be able to live alone.

"Of course I know you are a soul master and you are not short of money, but if I accept this money from you, what will the neighbors think of me? Then they must not accuse me of taking advantage of others' danger. Oh no, no, no, I can't have it." Zhang The mother-in-law waved her hand, still unwilling to accept the money.

You must know that 1 gold soul coin = 10 silver soul coins in Douluo Continent, and 1 silver soul coin = 10 copper soul coins.

Farmers in the village earn about one or two Gintama coins a month on average for farming. Granny Zhang usually only receives one Gintama coin from delivering babies to people in the village. How can she dare to accept gold soul coins?

(You can refer to Chapter 2 of the original book. Tang San worked part-time in the blacksmith shop when he was a work-study student. His business was good with a commission for one silver soul coin a month. At the same time, when Xiao Wu was making meals, he paid [-] copper soul coins for a meal and Oscar sausage for five copper soul coins. One stick.)

When Chen Yan thought about it, it seemed that this was also the case.

"I'm sorry, Granny Zhang. I didn't think carefully. Now, you have to take this. Okay, go back and collect your clothes. It will rain later."

Chen Yan took back the gold soul coin and took out a handful of silver soul coins and stuffed it directly into Granny Zhang's pocket. He was also afraid that Granny Zhang would refuse again, so he found a reason to send Granny Zhang away.

"Hey, how can it rain on such a sunny day? How can a person who has been a soul master tell whether it is raining?"

Grandma Zhang was also a little happy, with stars in her eyes. She delivered a baby for a few copper soul coins, and rich people gave more for just one silver soul coin. Chen Yan stuffed a few handfuls just now, probably seven or eight.