Calculator of Konoha Village

"Huh! Ahem! Are the nanoworms simulating the art of extracting small-scale diseases? Xiaoqi, your medical ability has taken shape. There are no more than ten medical ninjas in Konoha who can use the art of extracting diseases..."

The Third Hokage exhaled a breath of turbid air with a weak electric current, coughed twice hard, and coughed out the harmful substances produced by smoking in the past six months.

As the top leader of the Ninja Village, he naturally enjoys top-notch medical conditions, but his physical information is confidential information. Now, except for Tsunade Hime, there is no medical ninja in Konoha who is qualified to conduct a detailed medical examination on him...

During the half-year war, Tsunade Hime and Jiraiya were on the battlefield in the Kingdom of Wind, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Anyway, even if he smoked a hundred packs of cigarettes a day, it wouldn't affect his life.

A small amount of harmful substances can reduce his vital capacity by 2% or 3% at most, which has an almost negligible impact on the power of Fire Release and Water Release.

"Sandaime. What does it smell like?"

Seeing the Third Hokage smoking with a look of enjoyment, Zhiqi wondered what flavor Asuma liked. As for her medical ability, she should have been top-notch.

Even though she is weak, the terrifying existence of nano bugs is the ultimate bug cultivated by the ancestor of the first Aburame clan, a direct disciple of Sage of Six Paths. In some aspects, it is already the pinnacle of biology. The bugs of the Aburame clan can evolve rapidly. , specialization, and alienation, but that is just a way to deal with uncommon ninjas. That kind of bug is like a specific vaccine...

Just like Chino, the heroine in the original novel, dealt with Guren's Crystal Release, saying that bugs can evolve infinitely is just nonsense. Zhiqi knows the limits of nano bugs, at least in terms of size, they are the limits of living things. Ninja bluffing is a common method. The name and the mutual promotion of business are all engraved in the DNA. The King Kong is indestructible (Earth Escape, Earth Spear, Vajra Wishful Stick, etc.), and the King Kong is the strongest...

In fact, parasitic bugs, which are as famous as nanobugs, have reached the pinnacle of evolution in terms of swallowing chakra. There is some room for evolution in other abilities. However, ninjas will not cultivate specialized bugs in large numbers. Parasitic bugs are strong. Strong in swallowing chakra, the amount of chakra stored in the same weight is a hundred times that of a ninja...

However, like nanobugs, only a few of the Aburame clan's physiques can contract with parasitic bugs. Just like this generation of Aburame clan, only Aburame Shiguro and his sister Aburame Shiki can contract with nanobugs...

"Don't you know? Hey, hey, hey!

Tsk tsk, it’s pretty good, but it’s a bit numb. It would be better if the current was removed! "

The Third Hokage took the initiative to cooperate with the technique of extracting the nanoworms from his lungs, showing an expression of enjoyment. Although he felt that extracting insects and electrolytic oxygen did not relieve stress, he was also a rational person!

Although smoking medical nanoworms cannot prolong life, it can replace cigarettes and prevent premature aging. He knows that quitting smoking can extend his peak fighting strength for half a year, but he has nothing to replace it. The pressure of middle-aged and elderly men does not only come from career...

Besides, the pipe Zhiqi gave him was a valuable thing. It contained chakra metal chakra jade, the genes (hair) of the Aburame clan, a stable lung-nourishing nanoworm colony, and then the explosion function. Who would make a pipe? It's a bomb!

If he detonates it unexpectedly during battle, he might be able to accomplish great feats.

There is also sealed space for storage, but the seal scrolls in the ninja world are not valuable... Ninja's ninja tool bags have nearly one cubic meter of storage space...

In total, this pipe is a treasure that surpasses the Jonin level and is worth almost several million. He is a middle-aged and elderly man who lives frugally. In addition to the unpalatable nutritious meals provided by the Hokage, he even smokes very vigorously. Poor quality goods...

A girl's hair has a top-notch taste. Although insects stimulate the taste buds to produce a taste similar to genjutsu, what the Third Hokage smokes is feelings, and top-grade ingredients are rare...

Ahem, the cigarette holder he smokes is Chakra Yuha. He is perverted and lustful, but Zhiqi will not give him a chance. His hair is sealed inside the pipe...

"I don't know how disgusting it is to use nanoworms to stimulate tongue taste bud cells. I just recorded the current frequency that Asma likes and engraved it in the DNA of these bugs.

Would you drink your own bath water?

In essence, the bugs bred with my chakra are almost the same as my metabolites. The bugs that continue to breed with the help of other people's chakra are even more disgusting. When I use them up, they will self-destruct and turn into static electricity to charge my clothes and hair...

Electricity is also necessary. If the Insect Insects lose their bioelectricity, their healing ability will be greatly reduced. "

Zhiqi had a look of disgust on her face. The Aburame clan raising bugs with their bodies was enough to give people goosebumps. If it weren't for the fact that nanobugs were smaller than bacteria and viruses and could reside in the body to clean up microorganisms in the body, she wouldn't want to raise some bugs. In the body.

Unfortunately, since she signed a contract with the insects, the meridians in her heart have become a breeding ground for insect eggs. If she hadn't thought about the existence of microorganisms, she might not even be able to sleep well...

There were approximately 40 to 60 trillion cells in the human body in her previous life. According to incomplete estimates, the total number of microorganisms parasitic on the human body should be more than 10 times the number of human cells, at least 500 trillion...

People in the ninja world have 130 trillion cells. Many of the functions of microorganisms are replaced by many cells, but the number of microorganisms still exceeds [-] trillion...

After becoming a powerful ninja, although chakra will repel and kill a large number of microorganisms and automatically replace the functions of microorganisms, some microorganisms have adapted to coexist with chakra...

Since this is the case, Shiqi's nanobugs are not difficult for her to accept, and they also have the advantage of being invisible. For example, her brother Aburame Shiguro is the only sterile body in the ninja world and a poisonous nanobug. Overbearing, it kills all microorganisms in the body and surface. Fortunately, the chakra of the ninja world can automatically replace the functions of microorganisms...

The lethality of her medical nanobugs actually crushes viruses and bacteria, but she is too weak now and cannot command the nanobugs to hit them wherever she wants...

"..."

Can you please stop saying it so clearly, no pervert would like densely packed insects!

The Third Hokage looked at Zhiqi's long hair. The bluer it became as it went towards the ends, it meant that there were more bugs... It was so wonderful to the naked eye!

If the Buddha saw [-] insects in a bowl of water, who would be able to attack the opposite sex? Humanity might become extinct.

"Ahem, the pipe tastes like peach. You also know that the Sarutobi clan has a contract with Huaguoshan. Asuma loved to eat peaches there when she was a child...

Don't look at me. Although I paid for some things in Konoha Village, they are already the property of the village. If you want those things, you must have military merit. Asuma stole the peach and gave it to you. I haven't asked you to pay for it yet! "

The Third Hokage took two puffs of his pipe again. Looking at Zhiqi who suddenly looked eager to act coquettishly, he quickly waved his hand to refuse.

Are you kidding? Asma, that little thief who stole the peaches from Huaguo Mountain, has already told the monkey demons not to let Asma go to Huaguo Mountain again. If he steals peaches again in the future, Asma will be expelled directly from the monkeys. Membership, it is forbidden to summon monkeys...

But Asuma, the bad boy, doesn't care. So what if he doesn't have a monkey? He thinks that he can become a stronger man than his father even without a monkey. He's thinking about Taozi...