Calculator of Konoha Village

Soon after, the sound of smoke explosions was heard in Asma’s yard.

"Uncle Yuan, you send me home now, what do you want me to do?

How can I meet people like this?Bullshit magical powers!I don't want it! "

A tall brown horse monkey appeared in the yard, speaking in a childish boy's voice.

This is precisely because Asuma Sarutobi gained supernatural powers after drinking 1000% Senmomokiji wine.

There are actually many supernatural powers in the ninja world, most of which are related to natural energy. They are generally very proficient and can be used as they please...

For example, Immortal Dharma Wood Release, True Thousands of Hands, and Buddha Transformation on top are called Thousand Hands Magical Power!

There is also Kaguya's reincarnation eye technique Tian no Gochu, which is also said by Black Zetsu to freely weave space, the magical power of the ancestor after opening his eyes!

Of course, the ape demon's diamond transformation is also a powerful magical power. Although the Millennium Peach is far inferior to the fruit of the sacred tree, it is still a super shadow-level genius treasure!

The main reason is that magical powers can become stronger with the strength of the user. The level of the Demonic Ape Transformation obtained by Asma will not be much weaker than the Diamond Rod...

"Asuma, wait a few minutes and you can change freely after you get used to it!" The powerful voice of the monkey demon came out along the smoke.

"..."

Asma was on the verge of crying. Now that he comes home like this, his mother will probably be frightened by him!

This nine-foot-tall giant monkey is outrageous!

He is still a nine-year-old kid!

"Fuck, is this big hairy monkey Asuma?"

Although Zhiqi was in the room, many of the houses were in Japanese style, with windows and doors made of paper, and the walls could be pushed and pulled. She happened to be able to see a majestic monkey that was nearly three meters tall!

Mainly she recognized the underwear Asuma was wearing, they were a gift she gave to Asuma on his birthday last year.

The Aburame clan's silk and spider silk were mixed with chakra clothes. She remembered Asuma's cartoon monkey underwear...

"It's not me! Cough, cough, cough, I'm not Asuma, my name is Ape, Ape, Ape...Fang..."

Asuma just recovered and looked up to see his goddess in his home.

He thought he had no clothes on, so he quickly covered his huge lower body. Fortunately, Obito gave him the nickname "Square-faced Monkey". Now his identity is Asuma's psychic beast Yuanfang, no, monkey square!

His current state is similar to that of the Hulk. When he becomes a demon ape, his power and defense will be greatly enhanced. His general combat power is only a chuunin. His current strength is not weaker than that of an ordinary jounin!

However, this change will consume chakra. In a combat situation, the rapid consumption of chakra should not last long. The more serious the injury, the more chakra will be consumed.

But in this state, he is no more powerful than in his human form!

Now he feels like he can crack monuments, crack rocks, and uproot willows with his bare hands!If you use some chakra, your power may increase dramatically.

Well, why is he covering his crotch?

He actually wore underwear, it was so elastic!

It was given to him by Zhiqi...then his identity was exposed!

"Is it the monkey from Huaguo Mountain? Is it Sarukata? Do you know when Asuma-kun will come back?"

Zhiqi's eyes twitched, pretending not to recognize Asuma. There are many differences in this ninja world...

The monkey demon can turn into a big stick, so it makes sense that Asuma can turn into a giant monkey.

Is it the inherited magic of Huaguoshan?Or is it a secret technique or a secret medicine?

Thinking about it, the Sarutobi clan also had some special features. She remembered that Konohamaru was also a beast. Not only did he have a large amount of chakra, but his ninjutsu was also extremely powerful. When he was a chuunin, he could surpass the level and shoot Hell Path Payne to death...

Since Asuma didn't want to reveal her identity, distance brings beauty, and she also found this interesting.

"I...ahem, Asuma-sama will be back soon, Qi...no, Tamame-chan will wait a moment..."

The giant monkey Asma scratched his head, somersaulted directly to his room, closed the door and sat down cross-legged to stabilize his mind...

When he went to Huaguo Mountain, he didn't gain anything else. He learned that Jade Girl refers to a fairy, and the main peak of Huaguo Mountain is called Jade Girl Peak...

And in the current state of the big horse monkey, he is more resistant...

Although his appearance is better than Kai's, he is also a little worried about his appearance when Obito calls him a monkey all day long.

In his eyes, Zhiqi is probably the legendary beautiful girl!

In human form, he was a little embarrassed to pursue her. Although the nine-foot horse-monkey form now has the power of Miao Ai, this human-ape has a different path!

"..."

Ka Ka Ka ~

Biwako turned her neck stiffly, and she was speechless when she saw her lovely son looking like this...

Like Zhiqi, she recognized the big horse monkey as Asuma at a glance, with that funny shrinking look. Not to mention turning into a monkey, she also recognized him when he turned into a dog...

But fortunately, Mrs. Hokage is also well-informed. When the Senju clan was still there, she was also considered the main branch of the Senju clan.

After marrying into the Sarutobi clan, I also saw a lot of secret information. It is not surprising that there are any ninjutsu in the strange ninja world!

Asuma just turned into a monkey, the Inuzuka clan could turn into dogs, and the Inogaki clan could still be shark-men!

But you bastard monkey, send Asuma to Mt. Myoboku...that's it!

Is the escape technique of the Sarutobi clan weak?

I have to turn into a monkey and play with a big stick!

……

The two stared at each other again until the sound of the special effects of the transformation spell being lifted came.

"Biwako-senpai, I'm going to Asuma's room..." Zhiqi stayed away from Biwako. Her personality was not suitable for communicating with people unless they were 'acquaintances'. Biwako was a bit strange...

"Hehehe, Qi-chan is too outspoken, just treat it as your own home..."

"Um……"

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Swipe and click~

The sound of the sliding door opening and closing sounded. Asuma hurriedly put on a piece of clothing. The hair on his body slowly faded away, but there was a lot left...

Although the principle of the magical ape transformation is also a transformation technique, and the special effects are similar to the Yang Escape transformation technique of the Akimichi clan, the clothes were not saved even though Asuma was not proficient in it.

Moreover, since he obtained his superpowers through the use of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, he would not be able to integrate them as well as he had practiced...

Now the side effect is that his monkey characteristics are more obvious, his waist is habitually rickety, and his hair is thicker. But the advantage is that his face is not so square, and he looks a bit delicate like a young monkey. At three or four feet tall, he really looks like a monkey. Same.

"That's outrageous, Asma, you..."

Asuma also wants to be cute?

Zhiqi tilted her head and looked at Asma, who had become more handsome. She really couldn't complain.

Her aesthetics tend to be either delicate or extremely rough, and she doesn't feel anything about ordinary popular faces.

This Asuma is outrageous, let’s go straight to the two levels, right?

The human appearance is a bit like a delicate golden monkey, and after transformation, it looks like an exploding giant monkey...

Dragon Ball’s Son Goku, right?

"Qijiang, it was me who was the giant ape just now. I don't want to hide anything from you. I ate Monkey Wine, a deep-processed product of Thousand-Year Peach in Huaguo Mountain, and gained the ability to transform into a demon ape!

As you know, my father’s partner, the ape demon, has the ability to transform into a diamond rod, which he also got from eating a thousand-year peach!

I will definitely become the strong shadow-level Sarutobi clan leader, and I will get a thousand-year peach for you!

My opportunity came from the old man’s quota!

The strong shadow-level Sarutobi clan leader can have a chance to obtain the Thousand-Year Peach from Huaguo Mountain...

My grandfather, Sarutobi Sasuke, was the strongest person in the late Warring States Period, second only to Kami Yu Shura. It was because he became a strong shadow level and gained the power of the Thousand-Year Peach by gaining a place in the Flower and Fruit Mountain!

My eldest brother is now the acting clan leader. He doesn't value the status of the clan leader. He has no chance at the strong shadow level. His magic is so strong that he relies on magic! "

Asma's brown pupils shone with golden light. The fairy peaches from Huaguo Mountain not only strengthened his physique and gained superpowers, but also greatly enhanced all his attributes!

He originally had average qualifications, but he became a top ninja genius, not much weaker than Kakashi!

The main reason is that he has a goal in his heart. Even if he does not have the will to protect 'Jade' now, the will of the Jade Girl who protects him is not weak at all!

"..." After listening to Asma's explanation quietly, Zhiqi held his head and felt dizzy...

Eating a peach makes you look more handsome, right? It also improves your IQ, right?

What a fucking pirated copy of Huaguoshan, One Piece Devil Fruit, right?

It’s okay if the background setting of Naruto is the same as that of Dragon Ball. At least you can enjoy part of modern life...

It wouldn't be surprising if Sendou Zhiqi appears one day.

Let’s not talk about dragon and horse gossip, Yin and Yang and the Four Symbols. Sun Wukong in Huaguoshan, Xiaoye, Green Dragon and White Tiger, Gouchen Santai, Big Dipper and Southern Dipper, The Jade Girl of Heaven, Suzaku Xuanwu are all confusing...

It’s still a bit interesting, it’s about bringing in private goods, right? The symbol of Kyushu in the West is mysterious and powerful, but it’s about being a villain, right?Not counting Xiao, Shennong and Xuanyuan Zhong are also villains...

But those are all the old Central Plains, and the new Central Plains style setting is okay, with steamed buns, positive energy... But in the end, the cripples, the scapegoats, the pitiful ghosts, and the European emperor picked up the ancient inheritance but were unable to use it and put it on the shelf...

Interesting, Kishimoto-san... There must be a deep meaning in doing this, right...

"Qi-chan, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Asuma saw the goddess holding her head and hurried over to support her.

"Huh...it's okay, Asuma, your speed has become faster."

Zhiqi dodged away. Although she dodged, she was still rubbed against her clothes and legs. However, she was not surprised. The so-called century-old peach born in 30 years can strengthen almost [-]% of the life energy. Even a drop of peach juice from a thousand-year peach has Massive vitality!

"Hmm...Qi-chan, come and teach me how to practice. The power that is directly instilled is a bit unstable..."

Asuma's eyes darkened. He had just used the fastest speed without causing any big noise.

Sure enough, the girl's power was far superior to his, and even a genius like Kakashi was no match for her.

Now that he has eaten a peach, he is still thinking about the peach.

He may seem easy-going and rough, but there is no real fool among genius ninjas. He can use his sixth sense to determine which is more important, life or a bloody rampage. He will not be like the rope tree who has to imitate the protagonist to step on traps even though he knows there are traps!

"Well, Asuma, how do you feel? You seem to be drunk..."

Sitting cross-legged across from Asuma, Zhiqi spread her hair and used nanoworms to collect the alcohol smell from the boy. She was not interested in the second-hand energy escaping, but her bugs could get pretty good benefits by absorbing a wisp of breath.

At least [-]% of the effect of the Millennium Peach was wasted by Asma. Looking at Asma, his face is still a little red, and the steam on his head is emitting precious energy...

Now she can directly absorb a small part, um, directly insert her hair into Asuma's body, and while conditioning his body, she can let the nanoworms take a few bites...

"Well, it's not dizzy, and I'm even very clear-headed. I've never been so clear-headed as I am now!

I'm afraid that when I exit my drunken state, I will become less sober again...

Qi Jiang, do you think I have a chance? "Asma calmed down her Qi and blood and adjusted her breathing and heartbeat with a serious look on her face.

His current condition is indeed as good as ever, and the aftertaste of the Millennium Monkey Wine is almost a buff that doubles all attributes!

It's a pity that he couldn't hide some of it in his mouth and leave it to the girl he loves most, even if he does experiments on her!

“Asma, you know my character!

I will never deceive anyone, and I seemed to have responded to you clearly when I confessed to you on your birthday half a year ago.

It is impossible for me to be with anyone!

I gave everything to the village!

Unless you can make the village become immortal and a super power that transcends the multiverse!Don't be afraid of any enemy, any, absolutely any! "

Zhiqi still said the same thing. Some of the boys around her already knew it. Asma and Kai both knew it, but they didn't understand it very well!

The concept of the multiverse is also included in ordinary people's science fiction physics books, but they only imagine it as a myth.

Just as it is difficult for people in the ordinary universe to understand the existence of myths, it is difficult for people in the extraordinary world to understand such unscientific things...

According to Zhiqi's idea, if the world of Naruto exists, then all worlds and even the limited world should exist.

Why infinite?

Because there is no reason for the written story to exist, and the unwritten story does not exist...

It makes no sense, except for the existence written in that world, the stories written in other worlds do not exist!

She believes that since "Naruto" on Earth exists, the world of the "Tales of the Persevering Ninja" and "Intimate Heaven" series of books written by Jiraiya should also exist!

She remembered that "Happiness in Heaven" seemed to be made into a movie by the ninja world in the future, and that guy Kakashi was still obsessed with the so-called 'Holy Land', which was the filming location of the movie version of "Happiness in Heaven"!

I am old Two-dimensional, and I even took my good friend Akai on a pilgrimage...

Zhiqi really wants to travel to the world of "Intimate Paradise", because that world is a magically modified version of the ninja world!

There are also blonde and big-breasted princesses in it, as well as various powerful ninja ninjutsu, but it is very happy, relaxed and affectionate!

If you travel to that world, you will definitely be very sexually happy!

It is indeed a world named heaven!

Jiraiya, the god-level author, is indeed a lustful sage who created that world!

Zhiqi also wants to write a novel and create an infinite version of himself!

The title of the novel seems to have been already thought out, it is "About Traveling to the Intimate Paradise and Becoming the Strongest Immortal"!

It’s a fan novel, right? It’s a fan of a fan of a fan of a fan!

"Qi-chan, what's wrong with you!" Asuma looked at the girl who was laughing silently and was stunned, and he started to tremble in panic!

"Ahem, hey! It's okay, it's okay, low-key, low-key..." Zhiqi wiped the non-existent saliva from the corner of his mouth and returned to sitting upright.

There is no infinite world, it doesn't exist!

Only this Hokage is enough, she really has a car!