Calculator of Konoha Village

Wow, I forgot to update yesterday. I was too sleepy at work and fell asleep as soon as I got back to the dormitory at 10 o'clock.

I'm typing furiously right now, and I'll almost finish it in a little while.

……

In the afternoon, the sun sets.

"Aoba-kun, the weather is nice today..."

On the bustling main road of Konoha Village, Zhiqi walked side by side with a boy wearing sunglasses.

The boy with sunglasses has the same hairstyle as Kakashi, both have spiky hair.

Just thinking about it, he is very energetic and not as salty as Kakashi...

This guy is none other than Yamashiro Aoba, who has a vague personality, and is currently one of Zhiqi's classmates with the lowest level of strategy.

But his mantra is to stick to the plan...

He should also be a rational person...

Yamashiro Aoba is very powerful. He was the only strong man in the early stage of Hokage who used fire escape to kill several enemies. When Konoha's plan collapsed.

Good at reading the memories in other people's minds and summoning crows... It's outrageous, isn't Aoba Uchiha!

Moreover, he has won the trust of the Hokage line, and he and Shiranui Genma prepared the succession ceremony for Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage...

Needless to say, Shiranui Genma, the Senju branch of Genzhen Miaohong is the formation eye of the Flying Thunder God Formation!

Also, after Jilu's sacrifice, when rescuing Asuma's team, Aoba used the Sanqianwu Jutsu to summon a flock of crows to confuse the two Kage-levels, and fought Kakuzu in close combat... The intensity was actually very high !

Barely forcing Kakuzu Hidan to retreat, his strength is evident!

An almighty ninja that can sense, detect, interrogate, surprise, and cover all in one!

Even when Yakushi Kabuto was in Kameshima, he didn't even pay attention to Onoki and Kurotsuchi. After seeing Yamashiro Aoba, he said, Aoba is here!

This guy is an all-powerful ninja similar to Kakashi, and Zhiqi plans to use him as Kakashi.

"Well, it's not bad..."

Yamashiro Aoye looked up at the sky, his eyes a little evasive.

In fact, Zhiqi didn't know that his personality was timid, but he didn't show it.

His sense of presence is not high to begin with, and he is a transparent person in the class...

But his class monitor, Aburame Zhiqi, noticed that everyone in the class had a very good attitude towards everyone.

Yamashiro Aoba also thought calmly, well, his squad leader didn't have any bad intentions, he was just doing it for Konoha.

Because every child in Class A where he is in is a Konoha seed carefully selected by the Hokage...

It can be said that the quality of everyone in his class is very high.

As a person who is dedicated to Konoha, it is reasonable for his squad leader to break with the family and be friendly to everyone.

"Then let's watch the sunset together!"

Zhiqi's way of dealing with the awkward atmosphere was to find something to do.

No matter what you do, as long as you have something to do, the atmosphere will not be so awkward.

The main reason is that he doesn't know what this guy likes, otherwise it would be too easy to conquer him if he likes him.

"Um……"

Although Aoba is a little shy, he doesn't show it because he wears sunglasses and his eyes are actually facially paralyzed, so his glasses are his protective color.

"..."

Zhiqi is also very troubled by this kind of dull gourd who is not good at talking. What she is worst at is communicating with such people.

It's difficult to deal with it if you can't figure out what they want. Asking for anything is suffering, but asking for nothing is happiness!

This kind of person who seems to have no desires and needs can only communicate in stupid ways.

For example, calling him by the wrong name casually:

"Uchiha Aoba-kun! I have always wanted to ask you a question. Where did you buy your glasses?"

"??"

Is my sense of existence really that low?

Yamashiro Aoba has always been aware of his own existence, but it probably hasn't dropped to this level yet!

His surname is Yamanaka... Ahem, no, his surname is Yamashiro!

He almost misremembered his last name, mainly because his family actually had the secret ability to read minds and feed crows...

These two things are the iconic products of Yamanaka and Uchiha respectively and he is also good at fire escape.

Well, he performed a fireball once, and he wore glasses like Obito. Except for the teacher's name on the first day of school, no one else said anything about it...

Unexpectedly, in addition to the amnesiac Akai in the class, the monitor also has a slight cognitive impairment.

Chakra training is somewhat problematic, and as a half-brain expert, Yamashiro Aoba can understand it.

"Ahem, Yamashiro Aoba, Yamashiro Aoba, not Yamanaka, nor Uchiha...

The glasses are from…”

"Simi Masai, Aoba-kun, I just want to liven up the atmosphere.

Sorry, I shouldn’t be joking, forgive me, this is the last time! "

As an honest person, Zhiqi has always been honest and trustworthy and never lied.

Her purpose just now was to enliven the atmosphere, but her words to enliven the atmosphere were to truly enliven the atmosphere!

For such people who are unsmiling, expressionless, and silent, just communicating with them normally is the first step.

The main reason is that most of Zhiqi's energy in the past few years has been devoted to Kakashi's important figures. As for the marginal figures, there are more than 20 classmates in the class. It is impossible for her to treat everyone like Kakashi. .

In fact, they had not exchanged more than a hundred words with Yamashiro Aoba in the past three years.

The key is that she could still compete and communicate as a classmate before, but now that she has graduated, although she doesn't plan to put in too much energy for a loser like Aoba, she doesn't want all her previous efforts to be in vain.

It's such a shameful waste. What the world lacks most is talent. Even a piece of toilet paper has its use!

Not to mention this low-profile Kakashi, it cannot be said to be a low-profile Kakashi. In the original timeline, many people speculated that this guy was Shisui.

But the foreshadowing later came to nothing.

It seems that many people know about Uchiha Aoba.

"Liven up the atmosphere?"

For an honest girl, a little joke is harmless, not to mention her frank attitude, who can dislike her?

And although Aoba is not interested in women, everyone has a love for beauty.

It is inevitable to pursue beautiful things. Of course, he dare not even think about it. He is too weak and his heart is too cowardly.

In the original timeline, he only became a special jounin because of his timid personality...

"Aburame-san, you are too polite... I am the one who is sorry. I have worked hard for the village. I enjoy the protection of the village but have no intention of giving back to the village. I just want to live my own life."

In fact, Qingye is a life person and likes a stable, obedient, regular and stable life.

All his driving force is to live peacefully.

However, when he was required to protect his companions, he did his best.

Facing the two terrifying and powerful enemies of Kakuzu Hidan, he also asked Asuma's three disciples to lead Asuma's retreat first, even though Asuma was already starting to feel cold at that time...

"No, no, no, Aoba-kun is already very powerful. He masters fire escape, illusion and psychic arts and is also good at physical arts."

As long as you get started, it's easy. As a professional doctor, Zhiqi, a psychiatrist is also a doctor!

He is best at finding a target for students who have no fighting spirit. It is very easy to create conflicts...

Zhiqi, who knows how to create conflicts, is very good at avoiding them because she likes to flip the table. When encountering something she cannot control, she will immediately throw it away, and she can accept any bad environment...

If the world becomes a story, she is the least suitable person to be the protagonist. She is very good at avoiding the story and letting herself live reality.

If it wasn't for having some fun, she wouldn't bother to make so many friends.

Just the opposite of a daily person like Aoba, she is essentially a typical fun person.

She thinks having fun is a sign of giving up...

Because the general environment is hopeless, no matter how serious you are, no matter what you want to do, you can't change the fact that it is hopeless. A small victory in the midst of a great defeat is nothing to brag about... Since there are infinite worlds and infinite possibilities, then It doesn't matter what she does, she can't affect anything anyway, she can't change anything...

However, except for the persecutor-type fun-lovers, most fun-lovers are at least not too harmful to others. They only seek their own fun, which can even make many people live happier lives. At least their thinking is not anti-human and they will not regard doing bad things as a crime. Fun...

Happy, happy, what's not to love!

She came to Two-dimensional to be an ancestor!

The general environment of the hell ninja world: We have reached the bottom, and no matter how we go, it is always upward, so we just go in with nothing, little cutie, let everyone go to the Pure Land of Paradise to report!

But before that, she still wanted to have some fun.

At the very least, she would get a sage and beat up the Six Paths old ghost that she hated so much... the man behind all the tragedies in the ninja world.

He also said that he has no power, which is simply nonsense. It is easy to summon the souls of the Five Shadows of the past with necromancy... The Pure Land is so freely controlled, and he still says that he has no power!

With just this little psychic technique, I could see the terrifying authority of the Immortal of Six Paths!

Humans are a type of animal (Eukaryotes, Animalia... Primates, Suborder Anthropoid, Suborder Stenosophila... Homo sapiens). There is no reason why humans cannot communicate with each other, unless someone with high authority deliberately restricts it!

In this way, it seems that the art of channeling originally includes channeling people, but this method is not open to ordinary ninjas. Apart from the art of reincarnation and reincarnation, some powerful psychic beasts can summon humans.

But for the ninja world administrator Six Paths Old Ghost, channeling humans is just a basic operation. He can summon the five shadows of the past in the Pure Land at any time, and he can also channel Kakashi, Sakura, and Nazusa from the Origin Space.

If you really want peace in the ninja world, there is no need to secretly cause Naruto to defeat Sasuke. The so-called backdoor to the power of six paths is definitely much higher than any psychic technique!

The Six Paths Immortal of Spiritualism has mastered such a level. Is it possible that his own Six Paths power will not have a backdoor to be given to future generations...

However, the ninja world has the Pure Land anyway, and the Six Paths Sage is still the source of all ninja skills. Just like what ordinary people can do even if they know that the higher-ups are not good people...

In fact, the ninja world is very sad. Since the Pure Land of Bliss exists, what is the meaning of ninja fighting? Death early and death are both beautiful deaths!

Moreover, the Immortal of the Six Paths is not even filial to his own mother. If you dare to believe what he says about the world in the future, the boundless love is just to deceive people. In other words, the so-called great love is selfish in nature, which is just a kind of self-realization!

Just listen to whoever has more power... If you don't agree, then let's fight.

Self-realization requires sacrificing the mother and treating the world as a bargaining chip, which is the ultimate selfishness. One's own happiness is based on completing one's own goals, which is simply cruel and ruthless...

The praise or contempt of people in the ninja world is naturally out of their own interests. Everything is based on the position of the butt. The truth is always simple!

But there is no way, the laws of the world are like this, what can we do if we know it or not?Either act bad, have fun, or act...

The most common thing is to act...

Life is like a play... The top management knows that the bottom level knows that the top level is fooling the bottom level, and the bottom level also knows that the top level knows that the bottom level is fooling the top level. It's just that everyone is acting...

Deception is not suitable for high-level officials to use. Even the feudal dynasty was taboo about changing orders overnight...

Because once credibility goes bankrupt, no one will believe anything you promise.

If a company loses its credibility, no matter how beautiful your vision is, no one will follow it, and all that will be left is the hope that things can change.

Just like the later Third Hokage, all ninjas are looking forward to his death. Even the heirs of the Will of Fire like Kakashi and Akai want him to die.

It is easy to destroy this kind of thing, but it is too difficult to put it back up again...

The credibility of the Sage of Six Paths in the ninja world is not respected by serious ninja senior officials. The name of Sage of the Six Paths is the God of Destruction and Creation. It can be seen that the ninjas have seen through his appearance, but they just have no way to deal with him. Not to mention Others, the purpose of the Second Hokage playing with things related to the underworld...

The real world is still too complicated, and exploring this world is a kind of fun for Zhiqi.

But she believes that the most important thing to explore the world is strength. The powerful are naturally more powerful and can see more clearly.

The amount of information expressed in comics and animations is still too little.

Even if all the original manuscript settings were added up, it would not exceed 1000 million GB.

In her previous life, the data that humans used online every day alone amounted to hundreds of exabytes.

In terms of the amount of human thought, I’m afraid tens of billions of YB cannot be measured.

要知道1GB=1024MB、1TB=1024GB、1PB=1024TB、1EB=1024PB、1ZB=1024EB、1YB=1024ZB……

If she wants to calculate all of this, she must have terrifying power as support, limited omniscience and omnipotence to measure everything in the ninja world for her own fun.

But those dreams are still too far away. Now she just wants to be someone else's chess player and play something more enjoyable.

"Am I great?"

Hearing the girl's compliments, Yamashiro Aoba was very embarrassed, but he still had no big expression on his face even though he was wearing sunglasses. If Lin didn't change her color after Fugaku collapsed, Yamashiro Aoba was innocent. Facial paralysis.

But there is nothing wrong with facial paralysis. Being able to hide your emotions by wearing glasses is considered a special ability among ninjas.

"Really, except for Kakashi and Gai, people of the same age who can compete with me in taijutsu, Aoba-kun, you are the only one who can withstand a few moves in my hands..."

Zhiqi is still an honest person who tells the truth...

But although what she is saying now is the truth, Yamashiro Aoba hopes that she can deceive her...

Can you please stop praising him just now and then hit him hard!

"This, that, Aburame-san, the weather is nice today!"

After a few short words, Aoba is now in a more embarrassing position. Although he is a bit like Kakashi's salted fish, Kakashi is still shameless and his face is relatively thin...