Calculator of Konoha Village

"Your Highness, are you asking for the villain's name?"

(During the Warring States Period in Japan, any direct descendant of a wealthy family could be called Your Highness)

The wandering ninja was shaking like a sieve, and his excited voice became high-pitched. He was a useless person whose life had no meaning, but a powerful lady asked him his name, and her attitude was very kind.

He has never felt any kindness in his life, and he is struggling to survive in the hell-like ninja world. If he keeps to himself, his life will be very painful.

Orochimaru can gather a lot of cannon fodder at will, mainly because a large number of people are confused and looking for the meaning of life. Many people take the initiative to make tools because of their low value, and no one cares.

Understand, recognize, help, need...

As a disciple of Orochimaru, Zhiqi understands Aunt Snake's tricks very well, and she doesn't care whether her subordinates are useful or not. Regardless of whether they are useful or not, they are all props for her to express herself. It doesn't matter if she is weak. She is more generous than Orochimaru. !

"Um, your name?"

Zhiqi's tone was not gentle, nor was his expression kind, just the way he would talk to a normal person.

"Yes, Your Highness, the villain's name is Haibian Yule..."

The excited middle-aged ninja suddenly thought that what he had just seen was an illusion. This young lady did not seem to be very gentle to him.

But it's enough not to despise him. He doesn't even expect to be treated as an equal. Ordinary people don't even look down on jounin. A person like him, who is not even a ninja but has chakra, is subject to ordinary people and Don't bully the samurai too much.

Ninjas wouldn't look at him, his birth was a mistake!

"...Yule?"

Zhiqi frowned and raised his voice. It was such a familiar name. It seemed like he had heard it somewhere before?

Could it be that he is also a famous character in Naruto?

She still suffers from the disadvantage of being uneducated. She has been studying acrobatics since she was a child and has never been to a serious junior high school. She didn't know that this name was a famous person...

"Yes, the villain's name is Yule..."

Seeing the change in Zhiqi's expression, Yu Le, a poor farmer-like man, was terrified. He had to be cautious at all times when communicating with a big shot who could take his life at any time.

His heart was beating out of his chest, his face turned blue, and his legs felt like they were filled with lead. He didn't dare to move, so he could only observe his words with a stern look and bow when he saw the opportunity.

"Have you eaten yet? No, how old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a family? Why are you a wandering ninja?"

Zhiqi activated her traditional performing arts. Even if she traveled through time, she still carried the customs of her hometown and checked her household registration first.

"..."

Kakashi ate chakra oysters to satisfy his hunger first, while he smiled as he watched Zhiqi start to have fun with strangers on the street.

The ninja world is very hypocritical like the Japanese, and the etiquette when meeting strangers is very fake, but those are the established rules that the ninja world abides by. If you behave differently from others, you will be excluded.

But Zhiqi has been different since she was a child. As the star of two film-level actresses, she is confident enough to ignore any unimportant rules.

"..."

Langren Lao Yule was speechless. Are you kidding him?

However, while he was bowing, he secretly observed Zhiqi's expression. It didn't look like he was having fun. He had no choice but to say what he had to say. He didn't dare to lie randomly, otherwise a strong man could make him do anything with just one illusion. said.

"The villain is 27 years old this year and was born in the late stages of the First Ninja War..."

"What, you're only 27?"

Zhiqi was surprised for a moment and thought about it, but it made sense. Her second uncle and Orochimaru, who are 37 years old, both look like young men. That's because they take good care of themselves.

Regular ninjas are declining very quickly. Even Terumi Mei, who is around 45 in Boruto, looks like she is in her 50s. The work pressure in Kirigakure Village is really outrageous.

"...Looks like 50 years old, okay, you continue."

"Yes, the villain has no family and is temporarily living in the slums.

The reason why I became a ninja is that my mother was annihilated by ninjas at the end of the First Ninja War, and I was born with the unfortunate chakra bloodline.

My mother didn't tell me about my life experience when I was a child. Refining chakra was an unconscious act, and then I accidentally exposed it to my peers.

My mother can't accept me with chakra. Looking at me reminds me of the past. The villain has been wandering for 20 years..."

Yule, who looks old and haggard but not too old, calmly talks about his boring past.

There are not many people like him in the ninja world. In addition to the five major ninja villages that have a combined total of 300 million ninja bloodlines, the small ninja villages or wanderers in other places also have about 200 million ninja bloodlines.

There are 30 regular ninjas in the ninja world, and at least [-] homeless ninjas without identity...

Of course, there are not as many as millions of samurai. Samurai are the main extraordinary beings in the ninja world, but they only specialize in managing ordinary people. There are more wandering samurai, and many of them are part-time wandering samurai and ninjas...

(A daimyo is the highest-status samurai, and a daimyo refers to a person who owns a large amount of land)

Although ninjas can use shadow clones and transformation techniques to comfort themselves, the feeling is similar to that of ordinary people's hands, only more exciting.

But even that is the patent of high-level ninjas. The real low-level cannon fodder ninjas need years of hard training to even master the Three Body Technique.

And they can't come into contact with the shadow clones.

When they get scared on the battlefield, they will only draw swords on the weak. The civilians in the battle area are miserable. The jounin who can usually be called upon at will are terrifying ghosts and gods, and the genin can massacre a village at will.

The war zone of every Shinobi World War is the result of joint deliberations between multiple interest groups. Big countries will always be invincible anyway, and small countries can be manipulated at will.

Nagato once said: After countless wars, big countries are still peaceful and peaceful, but our small country is left with endless pain.

He wants to create the Ten-Tails to kill hundreds of millions of people, so he is naturally targeting big countries. The Rain Country only has a total of 600 million people. Every war will directly and indirectly reduce their population by half, and then create more ninja blood...

The quality of ninjas in small countries is low, mainly because their bloodline sources are originally low-level ninjas, and various families and strong men attach great importance to their bloodlines.

Ninjas are proficient in knowledge about both sexes at a very young age. Naruto, a super unserious guy, was proficient in the body structure of mature women before he was ten years old, which shows that he doesn't care about it.

"Well, that's okay. Do you have time? I need a tour guide..."

After listening carefully to Yule's story, Zhiqi made a decision. It's almost time to find a tour guide and let Kakashi visit the local dojo in the next few days...

The number of samurai in the ninja world far exceeds that of ninjas. Essentially, any noble has the status of a samurai, but they no longer need to mix with the ninja world.

During the Second Ninja War, the samurai's backs had been broken by the demigod Hanzo. Hanzo also occupied the aristocratic territory of ordinary people and became the second Uzumaki Ashina. The Land of Rain is now considered a ninja country.

But ordinary people do not recognize Hanzo's identity as a ninja, and only say that he is the general of the Land of Rain...

Zhiqi remembers that Hanzo was killed by Nagato in the "Tenshou Pavilion", which was one of the highest symbols of power in Japan's feudal era!

Hanzo, a ninja, occupies the territory of the Rain Country daimyo. No wonder the Iron Country samurai came out in full force during the Second Ninja War and ninjas joined forces to strangle Hanzo.

It's a pity that Hanzo is ridiculously strong. He defeated all the samurai by himself with swordsmanship. His water release ninjutsu is also comparable to the second-generation Hokage who is a super shadow level. He also has large-scale poisons and large-scale psychic beasts!

Since Hanzo can force himself to become half a samurai, Kakashi can also conquer ordinary people. As long as he defeats Mifune, the strongest samurai, ordinary people can only hold their noses and admit Kakashi's identity as a samurai.

Even if he doesn't admit it, Kakashi can occupy the highest position of power among ordinary people just like Hanzo!At least it prevents them from taking advantage of the righteousness like dealing with ninjas!

Hanzo has become the de facto double leader of the Rain Country. He has become cowardly and afraid of ninjas, mainly because he has offended all ordinary people's interest groups in the ninja world and is afraid that he will be betrayed by ninjas like the Uzumaki clan...

Zhiqi has to take a variety of routes, and Kakashi is an important partner. What's the point of being a ninja? The best thing to do is to quickly restore the status of the Hatake clan as a warrior.

If Obito and Kakashi could become Hokage and Daimyo respectively, I wonder if this world would be interesting...