Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 19 The Son of the Ancient God Wants to Cultivate Immortality

"Seimei, my son will be born in a few months, so I'll leave you to trouble with the naming." Shidunahiko said solemnly.

"The agreed money cannot be less than a penny!" Qingming replied seriously.

one year later.

"Seimei, my son is three months old. Please name him." Shidunahiko asked Seimei while holding a three-month-old child.

"The bodhi tree has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so how can it cause dust? Let's call it non-nothing." Qingming said.

"Do you really think I can't hear the homophony? Or do you think Xiaoyi and I use our fists to smash walnuts?" Shidunayan said with a sneer.

"Qiongyi, what does this name mean?" Qingming asked again.

"Qiongqiu and poor ghost have the same pronunciation, change it." Shidunayan said with disgust.

"How is Linsi?" Qingming asked again.

"I think it's okay." Shidunayan said with a smile.

"Pay it!" Qingming smiled.

"Here, 125 million." Shidunayan handed the money to Seimei.

"Da baa~ Da baa yo~ This is not enough!" Qingming said with a smile.

Shidunayan was furious: "Nani, Masaka..."

Qingming smiled and said, "You're dead! Mental damages, reputational damage, lost time, and my door and table are all 12589643702514 taels. Rounding up, that's 1258964370 million. Pay it."

"Fuck you! If I take this money, I will be struck by lightning!" Shidunayan roared angrily.

After Qingming heard this, he muttered silently: "The Thunder Emperor is here!"

Shidunayan said angrily: "You don't have any fucking moral ethics!"

"Martial virtues? What martial virtues do I talk about as a cultivator?" Qingming spread his hands and asked.

Shidunayan shouted in grief and anger: "Seimei the dog thief! I am your ancestor!"

"Hey~ You've gone too far. I'll give you a discount and your son can work as an apprentice for me for 45 years." Qingming said with a smile.

"Oh, it can still be like this, then it's okay, okay, I will send him here every year," Shidunayan said with a smile.

Qingming listened to this and complained: "Sure enough, parents are true love, children are accidents, the ancients never deceived me!"

Five years later.

"Master, where is the toilet paper?" Linsi asked squatting in the toilet.

"There's no paper, you can handle it yourself." Qingming replied impatiently.

"Don't bother me, Master! I will never secretly drink from you next time." Linsi said humbly.

"Your father still owes me 125896 taels! Otherwise, why do you think you would be my apprentice? You're just mortgaged to repay the debt!" Qingming said, still lying down.

"Master, can you expel me from the school? Otherwise, I always feel like I will die in pain without toilet paper." Linji complained.

"Dah~" Qingming refused.

three days later.

"Master, where are my parents?" Linsi asked while lying on the hospital bed.

"They are no longer here, they have gone to a far away place." Qingming replied in a low voice.

"So, am I an orphan?" Linsi said sadly.

Qingming punched him on the head and said, "Little bastard, how can you talk? They just left you to travel."

"Ah...this..." He was speechless before dying.

"I have arranged a few teachers for you to lay the foundation first, and then I will teach you Yin Yang and immortal cultivation." Qingming said absently.

"Master, are you serious about this?" Linsi asked.

Qingming smiled and replied: "Really, more real than real money and silver."

Then Linsi felt how many floors a bag of rice would have to carry.

"No, what about cultivating immortals as promised? Physics, Chemistry, Chinese, Mathematics, English, and college entrance examination tutoring and coaching real questions. Apart from swordsmanship, they don't seem to have anything to do with cultivating immortals!" Linsi complained in his heart.

"Classmate Linsi, don't be in a daze, get up and recite Newton's First Law." Wen Gu said with a straight face.

"Teacher, I don't know." Linsi lowered his head and replied.

"I just memorized it yesterday and have forgotten it now? Newton's first law is that all objects will always maintain a state of uniform linear motion or rest unless the force acting on it forces it to change this state." Wen Gu took out a stack of papers and said : "Do you understand what I mean? Also, Linsi-san, memorize "Newton's First Law" and "Newton's Second Law" tonight and check tomorrow."

In the evening, Linsi looked at the 14 stacks of papers in his hand and felt like crying.

"Ding! The Two-dimensional communication group invites you to join. Do you want to join? YES/Yes"

Linsi looked at the panel in his mind and thought to himself: "Huh? Goldfinger? I don't need it! Although I am a time traveler, I only need to lay a good foundation to become an immortal in the future. I want goldfinger! Oh, no You have to choose, then it’s okay!”

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal and join the communication group"

"Ji Xia Lu Xiao Dang Jia: Welcome Newcomers"

"Plateau Witch: Welcome Newcomers"

"Group Leader: Welcome Newcomers"

"Future Hokage: Welcome Newcomers"

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: Hello everyone"

"Group leader: @老神SONNewcomer, if you want to know your future, you can exchange resources with me."

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: the future?"Really?I do not believe! 』

"Future Hokage: Newcomer, don't worry about him. This guy is a veteran. Anyway, the top five group members, excluding the group leader, will automatically become managers. The worst we can do is ban him together."

"Plateau Witch: I think it's okay"

"The son of the most ancient god wants to cultivate immortality: he is sad (Qian), heart (gets) sick (drifting) and crazy (quantity)"

"The little boss of Ju downstairs: +1"

"Group leader: You don't respect martial ethics"

"Future Hokage: I am a ninja"

"Ju downstairs little boss: I don't know anything, I have the ingredients @me, thank you"

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: I am an immortal"

"Plateau Witch: The Magic I Use"

"Group leader: You..."

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: shut up!" 』

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: I thought that as the leader of this group, you should think about the group members, but you only know your own selfish desires, you are a handsome man, a gray-bearded old thief, your life is in vain..."

"The son of the oldest god wants to become an immortal: How old is this guy?" 』

"Future Hokage: I heard him say he is 21"

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: thank you"

"The son of the most ancient god wants to cultivate immortality: @集团主皓狠人, a gray-bearded old thief, your life is in vain."

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: I, Linsi, have never seen such a shameless person! 』

"Future Hokage: I, Minato Namikaze, have never seen such a shameless person! 』

"Plateau Witch: I, Azisha, have never seen such a shameless person! 』

『Ju went downstairs and the young master said: Me too! 』

"Group leader: I...I..."

"The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: shut up!"You handsome man, old thief with gray beard, you have wasted twenty-one points of your life. In terms of shamelessness, I would like to call you the strongest! 』

"Future Hokage: +1"

"Plateau Witch: Quoting the above chat content"

『Ju went downstairs and the young master said: Me too! 』

"The group leader has been removed from the group chat, please re-elect the group leader, otherwise a robot will be the group leader"

“The son of the most ancient god wants to become an immortal: what do you think? 』

"Future Naruto: Robot!"We can just treat it vertically.』

"Plateau Witch: Support"

"The little boss of Ju downstairs: +1"

the other side.

Qingming sighed: "Sure enough, I am not the only one who has traveled through time!"

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(End of this chapter)