Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 23 From now on, let Kaguya feel the pain of learning

"Good morning, Kaguya!" Qingming greeted Kaguya with a smile.

"Ha~" Kaguya yawned and replied: "Morning."

"Qingming, I'm hungry." Kaguya said coquettishly.

Qingming touched Kaguya's head and said, "Okay, wait, I'll cook for you."

"Don't touch my head!" Kaguya said proudly.

"Okay, okay, I'll do it next time." Qingming agreed perfunctorily.

After a while, Qingming walked in with two bowls of beef noodles in clear soup.

"Kaguya, how about I teach you how to read?" After dinner, Seimei looked at Kaguya and said.

"I don't want it!" Kaguya said proudly.

"No, reading will be of great help to you." Qingming said gently.

"Dah!" Kaguya refused: "I feel that literacy will not help me at all."

"If you can read, you can read books and the like, which will make you feel physically and mentally happy, and also allow you to acquire knowledge." Qingming looked at her and thought for a while before saying.

"Oh? Really? I don't believe it!" Kaguya said angrily.

"How about we toss a coin. If it's heads, you can do whatever you want. If it's tails, you can learn. How about that?" Qingming asked.

"Okay! No problem!" Kaguya said excitedly.

"Ding~" The coin landed on the ground, heads.

"MMP!" Qingming suddenly felt bad, secretly opened the Death Eye, and manipulated the airflow to smash the coin.

"Kaguya, look, this coin is broken, why not start over?" Qingming asked.

"I'm fine," Kaguya replied.

"Ding~" Positive.

Qingming secretly said: "I'll go!" When the Death Eyes opened, the Thunder Emperor summoned him, and the coin broke into pieces.

"Peace every year, peace every year, hurry up and start over." Qingming took out another coin.

Kaguya: "..."

"Ding~" on the opposite side.

"Young girl, do you want this Chinese textbook? Or this math textbook?" Qingming asked with a smile.

"Is there a difference?" Kaguya asked.

"There is still some. One happiness, one ultimate happiness, come on, choose!" Qingming put the textbook in front of Kaguya.

"Chinese!" Kaguya spread his hands.

Thus, Kaguya embarked on a learning journey of pleasure (pain) and joy (pain).

A month later.

"The Chinese language test starts now!"

"The full score for this exam is 1200, and the passing score is 720."

"The first question is a listening question. Please choose the correct answer and fill it on the answer sheet."

"It's class and the blackboard hasn't been wiped yet. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to come up and wipe the blackboard."

"Xiao Ming said, I'll wipe it! I won't wipe it!"

"Excuse me, has Xiao Ming ever wiped the blackboard?"

"A. Yes. B. No."

"please choose!"

Kaguya chose A.

"On Sunday, I came to Xiao Ming's house and he was busy playing games."

"I asked Xiao Ming, my uncle is here, do you want to go see him together?"

"Xiao Ming said, if you have nothing to do, look at your uncle!"

"Then the question is, will Xiao Ming come with me to visit my uncle?"

"A. Yes, B. No."

"please choose."

Kaguya still chooses A.

3 minute later.

"This is the end of the listening test."

The second question is extracurricular classical Chinese.

"History of Shi's Lion-eating"

Shishi, a Shishi poet, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions.Shi Shi always looks at the lion in the market.At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market.It's time for Shi Shi to be in the market.Shi Shi regarded them as ten lions and relied on the power of his arrows to cause them to die.His collection contains the corpses of ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber.The stone chamber was wet, and the clan's envoys wiped the stone chamber.After wiping the stone chamber, Shi Shi began to taste the corpses of ten lions.While eating, he realized that they were ten lion corpses, which were actually ten stone lion corpses.It is a matter of trial and error.

What kind of thoughts and feelings does the author express in this article?

Please write a review of no less than 250 words.

The third question is reading comprehension.

"Diary of a Madman"

A certain gentleman, Kunzhong, whose name is withheld now...

……

I'm rightly afraid.

……

I see.This is what their mother-in-law taught me!

……

Everything has to be studied to understand.Since ancient times, I often eat people, I still remember, but I don’t know.I opened the history and found that there is no age in this history, and the words "benevolence, justice and morality" are written on every crooked page.I couldn't sleep anyway, I looked carefully at midnight, only to see the words from the cracks, the two words "cannibalism" were written all over the book!

……

Children who have never eaten people, or there are?

Save the children...

What kind of thoughts and feelings does the author express in this article?

What is the central idea of ​​this article?

What things in what era and context does this article satirize?

The fourth question is composition.

Please write a composition describing friendship with the title "His Smile".

There is no restriction on the style of writing, except poetry, which must not be less than 800 words.

three hours later.

"The exam is over, and candidates stop answering the paper."

In the end, with Seimei's constant efforts, Kaguya finally passed.

"The exam is over. Whatever you want to eat tonight, I'll cook it for you." Qingming touched Kaguya's head.

"I want to eat dumplings, stuffed with cabbage and pork!" Kaguya said excitedly, as if she had forgotten that she had told Qingming not to touch her head.

After dinner, Seimei and Kaguya played Go. Kaguya lost 215 games in a row, then overturned the chessboard and went to take a shower.

"Alas! Young man! If you can't win Go, you just flip the board over. It's really..." Qingming sighed.

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(End of this chapter)