Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 39 He is truly the number one profiteer in the ninja world.

August [-], the third year of Konoha, is cloudy.

Damn it!Today, those two damn bastards are here again, and they even brought their brother-in-law and second grandpa with them. They are just like shrimps and pigs!

That guy Uchiha Madara was okay, he only had sex for nothing every day.The most disgusting thing is that Bai Mao, who has to come here twice a day to have sex for free, and also brings his wife and children with him. This makes me, a single dog, really embarrassed!No, you must write it down in a notebook, hum!When I file a complaint with my sister tomorrow and ask her to help me find my place, that white-haired man will definitely feel the suffering in the world!Hey hey hey...

After finishing writing in his diary, Zhenxiu walked out of the kitchen and prepared to open the door to welcome guests.

"You real cultivator! What are you doing if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" The person who came was none other than Zhuge Kongming, bah, Thousand Hands Feijian.

"Brother Tobirama, you're up late at night and come here for a late-night snack?" Zhenxiu asked.

"Yes, my wife was a little hungry not long after she fell asleep, so she secretly came out for a midnight snack." Tobirama answered.

"Huh?" Shinshu felt confused. Isn't Tobirama a virgin?

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and cook. By the way, I will make an extra portion later. I will put it in the seal scroll and pack it away. I will make breakfast for my wife tomorrow morning." Tobirama said a few more words, which made Zhen Xiu's heart Received a critical hit of [-] points.

"Okay, Big Brother Feijian will not let you down if he gives you face like this. What do you want to eat?"

Looking around, he frowned.

"There is no menu in the store?"

Zhenxiu scratched his head, looking rather embarrassed.

"I know too many dishes, I can't finish writing."

"Hmph, what a big breath."

"Brother Feijian, why don't you just order one?"

Hearing the words between the doors, there was a moment of silence.

Afterwards, Feijian stared at Zhenxiu with burning eyes, that kind of eyes actually gave Zhenxiu a chill down his back.

"Well, Big Brother Tokama, you don't have any bold ideas, do you?"

"What are you thinking about? I have a wife!"

"By the way, have you decided what you want to eat?"

"Think about it, you can tailor a dish for me. This shouldn't be difficult for you, right?" Tobirama asked while sitting in the shop, holding his chin.

"Huh? Tailor-made?"

"No way, right? You can't do it, right? What kind of chef are you going to do?" Qingming, the prostitute monster, arrived at the battlefield with his wife and children.

"You're a free prostitute! How could I not do it? But, Brother Tobirama, have you brought any money?" Zhenxiu asked with a straight face.

"Humph, who do you think I am, Senju Tobirama? Am I the kind of villain who doesn't pay for meals?" Tobirama asked.

"Isn't your Flying Thunder God invented just to escape the order?" Kaguya on the side asked, tilting her head.

"How is it possible? Do I, Senju Tobirama, look like that kind of person?" Tobirama asked.

"Isn't it? Mr. Senju Tobirama, please think about it carefully. Who ate two bowls of noodles in my store last time and only paid for one bowl. Isn't this bullying an honest person?" Qingming asked with a smile. .

"One means one, two means two. If I eat a bowl of noodles, I will only pay for one bowl. Tell me, how many bowls of noodles have I eaten?" Tobirama asked.

"Three bowls." Qingming said with a smile.

"Why did you add it?" Zhen Xiu looked a little confused.

"Dad, it's obviously six bowls, I can see clearly." The 16-year-old Hanyu gradually became dark-hearted.

"Don't talk nonsense, I asked your Uncle Hashirama, this guy can only eat three bowls at most in one meal!" Qingming turned around and lectured.

"Huh? Is there still such an operation?" Zhen Xiu was stunned.

"Hatake Seimei! You're going too far!" Tobirama was filled with anger and was about to take out the Thunder God's sword, but he touched his waist and froze in place.

"Stop looking for it! Look, your knife is in my hand!" Hanyu said with a smile.

"Forget it, Hanyu, give the knife back to him! If you tease a fool too many times, the fool will become smarter!" Kaguya touched Hanyu's head and said.

"Okay!" Hanyu threw the knife towards Tobirama.

"Brother Tobirama, do you really have money with you?" Zhenxiu felt panicked.

"I've brought it with me." Tobirama took out his wallet full of banknotes and gave Shinshu a look.

"That's okay! Next is the moment to witness the delicious food!" Zhenxiu bared his teeth and smiled, and tied the hairband back on his forehead.

"Ding, trigger the mission: get good reviews from Thousand Hands Tobirama, mission reward: God's Tongue proficiency improvement, the specific improvement depends on the completion. 』

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Turn on the stove, light a fire, add water.

A black stone appeared in Zhenxiu's hand.

Feijian narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the black stone, wondering what Zhenxiu was going to do.

I saw Zhenxiu picked up a small hammer, and with a bang, he knocked the black stone into pieces of different sizes.

A small amount of fragments were taken out and thrown into the boiling water, the water instantly became extremely cloudy.

"Using stones for cooking? What does this brat want to do?"

Fei Jian was puzzled, but did not ask.

How could the great inventor ask the little ghost head.

Naturally, Zhenxiu didn't know what was going on in Feijian's mind, he was firing on all cylinders right now.

Taking another pot, Zhenxiu took out a bag of wheat, poured it into the pot, and fried it lightly.

Evaporate excess water, but not completely evaporate the water in it.

Among them, there is a degree.

When the spoon moved, the fried wheat flew out. The spoon skill with a basic attribute of 70 points came into effect at this moment.

The wheat fell accurately into the mill pan not far away.

Zhenxiu gently pushed the pan, and fresh flour slowly flew out of the pan.

With just this step, the aroma of wheat filled this small seven-flavored house. (If you want to make noodles, don’t do this. I’ve tried it, but it can only make low-gluten flour, and it doesn’t have that strong fragrance. If you want to make noodles, it is recommended to buy high-gluten flour. Don’t trust Xiaodangjia. There are a lot of them. The cooking methods taught in the first five parts of "Spirit of the Halberd" are trustworthy, but some kitchen utensils are really expensive. For example, there is a frozen dish that sells for more than 9 yuan. Dry machine, let's talk about a steam oven worth more than 1 yuan. Don't believe the nonsense of Xiaodangjia and Xinghei Soma. You won't shine when you cook, and you won't make people burst. It's a lot of fun to watch. )

"Flour? Are you making noodles?"

Seeing this step, Toikama already understood Zhenxiu's plan.

After making the flour, Zhenxiu took out two eggs, beat them into the flour, and kneaded them twice. (Gently kneading will not make the dough smooth, you must use force, and even if it is alkaline water, you must add water, otherwise it will just taste like alkaline water, and it will be a bitter batch)

After completing this step, the stone over there is almost cooked.

The originally turbid water became extremely clear at this moment, and those black stone debris completely sank to the bottom of the water at this moment.

Seeing this, Zhenxiu showed a satisfied smile.

Gently scoop the pot spoon, take out part of the clear water, and pour it into the dough.

After adding water, the dough has been fully formed under Zhenxiu's kneading.

"That's about it."

Zhenxiu muttered, then tossed the dough and hung it on a rolling pin.

At this moment, the dough has become a strip, but it is still very thick.

Jin Xiu picked up another rolling pin and fixed the dough between the two rolling pins. (Don’t do this, the noodles will break if they don’t last long)

"What is this brat going to do? Ramen? It's just that this action is really exaggerated."

Zhenxiu's operation is smooth and smooth, which looks very ornamental.

However, this is just the beginning.

Zhenxiu grabbed one of the rolling pins with both hands, and then yelled, "Start rolling!"

Then, Zhen Xiu moved his feet, chakra poured into the soles of his feet, and his whole body rushed out.

I saw that the dough was continuously extended with the movement of Zhenxiu!

Soon, Zhenxiu rushed out of Qiweiju and rushed to the commercial street!

That little piece of dough was actually stretched into a length of tens of meters! (Fake, it can only be pulled up to [-] centimeters)

"This!"

Tobirama was shocked, what kind of noodle is this that can be stretched to such a length?It’s simply appalling!

If you use such a face to strangle the enemy's neck, you can suffocate dozens of people in an instant!

Feeling that the elastic force in his hand was constantly shrinking, Zhenxiu instantly let go of his hands.

The dough shrank immediately, at a speed that was no less impressive than Tobirama's teleportation. In the blink of an eye, the dough condensed into a ball.The dough is done!

Looking at the spontaneously shrinking noodles, Tomona's eyes became more and more surprised.

This dough, if used as a ninja tool, may be able to exert unexpected effects.

The next day, Tobirama began to develop the Rasengan. As a result, when he learned that the first Takikage Amamiya Ruri from the Takigakure village next door, Uzumaki Nagasei, the prince of the Uzumaki Country next door, and Uzumaki Masahiko, the great elder of Konoha, had already been developed. When I took Rasengan, my whole body felt bad.

Zhenxiu also rushed back at this time.Put two pots together, boil water in one pot, bring to a boil, and add the dough.Heat a pot, add lard, onion, ginger, garlic, chili and other spices and stir-fry.

When the dough is cooked, use a slotted spoon to drain the dough, pour it into the pot for frying spices, and stir-fry over high heat!

The bland raw noodles are now wrapped in spiced lard, and the aroma explodes!

Turning the big pot over, Zhenxiu poured the noodles directly into the big bowl. The bland noodles had no side dishes, not even soup.

"You real cultivator, are you going to let me eat this?" Tobirama asked.

"This bowl of fried noodles, plus the green onions, ginger, and garlic, costs at most ten taels. If others fry it and sell it, it costs at most 20 taels. This kid has a darker heart than us. He will have to sell it for at least 200 taels! I bet Feijian won't sell it later. I know how to pay, what about you, son?" Qingming looked at Hanyu and asked seriously.

"I bet he will fly directly to Thunder God after packing up!" Hanyu replied.

"Don't be slanderous!" Tobirama said angrily, staring at the family of three.

"Three bowls of white porridge." Qingming finally ordered.

"Add another salted fish," Hanyu added.

"Finally, one more fried sweet potato leaf." Kaguya finally said.

"Okay, please pay first!" Zhenxiu said with a smile.

"Okay!" Qingming took out fifteen thousand.

"By the way, I'm a real cultivator, I'll pack another one by the way." Tobirama said.

"Okay, four of you are waiting." Zhen Xiu walked into the kitchen with a smile.

"Dad, are you going to the Hokage's office tomorrow to report him for extorting consumers?" Hanyu asked.

"No, after all, we have eaten here so many times and it's only once a month. And I think this guy is going to sue our parents and put us on the blacklist. Then we won't be able to eat." , Let’s settle the grudge first.” Qingming explained patiently.

"Oh~ Whoosh! Dad, you are truly the number one profiteer in the ninja world!" Hanyu praised.

"Winning awards or awards depends entirely on the support of my peers." Qingming waved his hand.

After several people finished eating, they left, and Tobirama also left, leaving the confused Shinshu standing there because Tobirama didn't pay.

In the end, Zhenxiu couldn't hold it back and burst out crying: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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