Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 4 Bookstore Opening

"How should I change this book "The Recovery Warlock's Restarting Life"? Should it be written as R.18 or R.15?" Qingming thought.Suddenly, Qingming had a flash of inspiration and wrote:

Chapter 1 Medical Ninja Uzumaki Naruto

"Idiot! What are you doing here? Why don't you come over and heal us!" Sako Uchiha, known as the Doctor of Ninjutsu, shouted to Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hahahaha! I've had enough of your shouting! I, Uzumaki Naruto, will defeat Madara Uchiha alone, win her Mangekyō Sharingan, go back in time, and let everything start again!" Uzumaki Naruto went crazy! said.

After hearing this, Uchiha Madara was ecstatic and said: "Sa~ ants, dance to your heart's content! Use your full strength to please me! Tianzhi Zhenxing!"

As if fearless, Uzumaki Naruto rushed towards the meteorite, condensed chakra in his hands, and shouted: "Chidori Sharp Spear!"

Subsequently, Uchiha Madara's moves were resolved one by one by Uzumaki Naruto.

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And what follows is that after Naruto was reborn, he learned the sage mode from a toad, took drugs until he was invulnerable to all poisons, brainwashed Sako Uchiha, Kakato's Sorry I Love You, purchased the slave Hinata Hinata, and Tsunade's atonement. , Uzumaki Kushina was killed, Uzumaki Naruto dressed as a woman, the confrontation between lust and appetite, brainwashing Haruno, Uchiha Madara's fall, and finally the success of revenge.

After finishing writing the next day, Seimei asked Yamata no Orochi to send "Restarting the Life of Medical Ninja" to the publishing house for submission, and then decided to magically revamp "Journey to the West".

The plot of the magically revised version of Journey to the West is as follows:

A fox with nine tails jumped out of the stone. He discovered the Water Curtain Cave in the mountain and became the Fox King. Later, he became a disciple of the Great Immortal White Snake and was named Uzumaki Menma. He borrowed weapons from the God of Death and destroyed the mask of the God of Death. Later, He was ordered by the Ninja Sect to be safe. After discovering that he was not invited to participate in the Chunin Exam, he rebelled against the ninja in anger and established the Uzumaki clan. He was suppressed by the Sage of Six Paths for 500 years. He was later rescued by the Ninja Monk Kakarot and went to the Pure Land to find the Sage of Six Paths to learn how to become a celestial being. Later, Kakarot took on the Senju family's son-in-law, Uchiha Sasuke, as a disciple on the road, and then took Haruno Sakura as a disciple in Fuyuki City.After 14 years, he finally learned magic and returned to the Land of Fire.

After Yamata no Orochi came back, Seimei said to him: "Go down and rest first!" "No, where is my salary?" Yamata no Orochi said with confusion on his face.Seimei handed the manuscript of the demon's revised version of "Journey to the West" to Onikiri, and then said to Yamata no Orochi: "There is no need to mention what happened yesterday. The mistake was made after all, and the consequences of the mistake are irreversible. I Holding the pen and recalling the past, just imagine how much loneliness and mistakes can be captured from this boring review... So as long as you work hard, you will always be paid, do you understand?" Yamata no Orochi said crazily: "I understand. Come on! As long as I work hard enough, the boss will definitely live the life he wants! Come on! Work as a worker! Love is not everything in life, work is. Come on, work as a worker! Some people play and sing every night, while others rush for life early in the morning. , come on! Beat the workers! Dare to go up to the sky to embrace the moon, dare to swim across the five oceans to catch turtles, but dare not be late. Deduct money for being late, come on, beat the workers! When you say "go to work", it feels like you are forced by life, no I don't want to. Saying "work" is like bringing a beautiful vision and using hard work and sweat to create the future! Come on, workers! There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun and the other is workers The appearance of hard work. Come on, be a worker! It’s not that work needs me, but I need work. I work, and I am happy. Come on, be a worker! Be a worker, work soul, and only by working can you become a superior person! I will work hard, sooner or later My salary will be higher than everyone else!”

Looking at Yamata no Orochi, Seimei smiled happily.Subsequently, Qingming began to magically modify "The Romance of the Gods", changing Ji Fa to Tachibana Fa, Ji Chang to Tachibana Chang, Jiang Ziya to Jiang Yuan Ziya, Shen Gongbao to Shicun Bao, and Shang Dynasty to Zu In the country, Hongjun was changed to the Immortal of Six Paths, Yuanshi Tianzun was changed to Asura, Tongtian Cult Leader was changed to Indra, Daode Tianzun was changed to the first abbot of the Temple of Fire, the Second Saint of the Western Sect was changed to a warrior, and the magical power and magic weapon were changed to Ninja. Techniques and ninja tools, Tongtian was imprisoned in Zixiao Palace and changed to Indra and Asura who died together and reincarnated to fight again...

After finishing writing, Seimei wrote his pen name on the cover: Kishimoto Yoshihiro Eiichiro Toriyama.Then he asked Onikiri, who had just returned, to send the demon-revised version of "The Romance of the Gods" to the publishing house. He also asked Yamata no Orochi to buy some books, and then called the little tengu and Guhuotiao and asked them to carve playing cards out of wood. and mahjong.

A month later, all three of Seimei's books were published, and 100 sets of mahjong and playing cards each were engraved. In addition to Seimei's previous book called Yamata no Orochi, Seimei's bookstore, Biquge, was officially opened.

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