One Piece and the Country

Chapter 19

Lin Xing: "What, you dare to hit my sister Chuxue!"

"They also kidnapped my nominal eighth senior brother!"

"Ji Ba, let's go to Qianku Mountain and find our place!"

"The second mission of the Assassin Group: level Qianku Mountain and rescue Senior Brother Lao Ba!"

Ji Ba was shocked, his pupils were trembling: "We can level Qianku Mountain, no problem! Save Lao Ba, then forget it!"

Lao Ba is a superpower. He can not only make poop, but also eat poop.

Let me ask you, are you awesome?

And he has a soft spot for stink!

The daily staple food is: Wang Zhihe stinky tofu, canned herring, blue cheese and other stinky foods.

Because his gender is male, Lao Ba suffered a lot.

In the daughter country!

As long as a man and a person with supernatural powers are one and the same, it means breaking the law.

Lao Ba doesn’t want to be a shemale, and he doesn’t want to end up in his own palace!

I can only prick my bladder with a needle every month to let the spiritual energy in my Dantian leak out.

Lose your super powers!

Ma Baoguo felt sorry for him, so he loved his apprentice very much.

Love is love!

Ma Baoguo, like everyone else, did not dare to get too close to Lao Ba!

After the superpower is disabled, Lao Ba's body will emit a stinking smell!

It smells worse than an adult manure pit!

When others hear it, they roll their eyes, and when they hear it, they go up to the sky!

Does it matter if you are gold, diamond, or a master?

As long as you dare to ask about the smell emanating from Lao Ba's body, I'll fuck them all to death.

Unless your powers mean you don’t need to breathe fresh air!

of course!Even those who don't need to breathe fresh air must wear a pair of goggles.

Because the taste is a bit spicy to the eyes!

The reason why Ma Baoguo took Lao Ba to Qianku Mountain was to use him as a chemical weapon to clear the way first!

If Ma Baoguo's team is the pathfinder of Wen Lianggong's team!

Then, the forward of Ma Baoguo's team is Lao Ba!

As long as Lao Ba puts his place on one stop!

No matter whether the terrain is deep mountains and old forests, or waterways with twists and turns!

You can't even hide the ambush crowd!

As soon as the smell dissipates, it will kill everyone and leave no trace behind!

but……

Very meow!

Who knew that the bandits were well prepared!

When they go out to rob, everyone wears gas masks!

Careful, careless!

Ma Baoguo didn't expect this, fell into the trap, and suffered a big loss!

Lin Xing thought for a while: "I think we need to prepare a few sets of equipment!"

"Before anyone was rescued, we were stinked to death first. That would be embarrassing!"

Ji Ba's frightened expression calmed down a little: "Perfume, gas mask, oxygen bottle... nothing can be missing!"

Lin Xing nodded: "We also need to prepare some large airtight plastic bags! If you really can't stand his stink, knock him unconscious and put him in a plastic bag with multiple layers!"

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Male voice: "Is this Sister Feifei? I'm Lin Xing!"

Liu Feifei: "Hey, what do you want from me? Do you want to join the gang?"

Male voice: "Imagine, where are you? I'm going to find you!"

Liu Feifei: "The main peak of Qianku Mountain, the base camp of Huyang Mountain!"

"When will you arrive? I'll send someone to pick you up!"

Male voice: "Cough... cough... cough... Arrive in a few days! I'll call you when we get to the bottom of the mountain!"

Liu Feifei: "There's something wrong with your voice!"

Male voice: "I slept naked last night and caught a cold!"

Liu Feifei: "Drink more hot water and pay attention to your health!"

"Before you go up the mountain, remember to get me fifty pounds of abalone and 100 roasted goose legs. The left leg needs to be fat!"

"These gifts are your certificate of affiliation!"

After hanging up the phone!

The vulture punched his chest and spit out a piece of charcoal.

The call just now was on speakerphone!

The pigeon that took the Great Return Pill and recovered 50% of its health points could hear clearly.

Make sure the traitor Bai Ling is on the other end of the phone!

The tone and line of her voice were exactly the same as Lark's.

Moreover, my favorite seafood is abalone!

The delicacy is the plump roast goose left leg!

Vulture: "How about it? Fuck her!"

Although Pigeon only has half his life left, he thinks that he can get countless treasures by defeating the bandits in Qianku Mountain.

Pigeon immediately agreed: "It must be dropped!"

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at the same time!

Sky island!Prince Ming’s bedroom!

Prince Ming lay lazily on the bed, scrolling through his phone out of boredom!

On the Internet, Ma Baoguo’s videos of ghosts and animals occupy half of the world.

As soon as he posts a new video, the ghost UP owner will have new material.

When he saw Ma Baoguo exerting moral pressure and asking Hu Yangshan to release his apprentice Lao Ba!

King Ming became energetic and sat up!

He inhaled through his mouth and sprayed hard through his nostrils, and the two paper balls stuffed in his nose were sprayed away.

"Dapeng, come in quickly!"

"Do you know what Lao Ba looks like?"

Dapeng strode into the bedroom.

Two paper balls were shoved in and stuffed into a pig's nose.

"I know, I've seen the video of him eating shit!"

"That guy is so awesome! He's a fierce guy!"

Prince Ming: "Since you know what he looks like, I'll give you a mission!"

"He is now imprisoned in Qianku Mountain, in the hands of Huyangshan!"

"You must get him back at any cost!"

Dapeng:? ? ?

Are people who like to eat shit so popular nowadays?

Rare things are more valuable? ? ?

"King Ming, think twice! The flying we pull is not enough for the plants to eat!"

"Now that we introduce another competitor, I'm afraid our experimental plants will starve!"

Dapeng is the sister of King Ming Peacock, and there are no outsiders here.

So King Ming put down his airs as a king and dared to say anything!

His thumb touched the nail cap of his little finger: "I eat a handful of Daxiang every day and find a big difference!"

"After eating sweet potatoes and soybeans, the results will be different!"

“If you want to identify the differences, you have to bring in professional talents!”

"Lao Ba, he is the perfect choice!"

King Ming gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, feeling resentful: "Dapeng, bring 20 more Great Return Pills with you when you go! His Dantian is cracked and needs to be repaired!"

"As long as we get Lao Ba, the success rate of our experiment will be greatly improved!"

"Only plants can attack, and we are not far from conquering the world..."

Dapeng thought for a while and felt that what King Ming said was quite reasonable.

Accept the mission readily, bid farewell to King Ming, and leave this land of right and wrong.

Last night, the experiment failed!

Plants go berserk, showing their most ferocious side.

Coconuts mutate into living cannons!

Da da da……

When the cannon is fired, big balls of dung are sprayed out.

Thousands of artillery fire, can you imagine that kind of scene?

The empty island was blown up into a toilet, and the air was filled with the fragrance of "gunpowder"!

If it weren't for King Kong Ming's ability, he could have stopped the situation of thousands of cannons firing in time.

At least half of the people on the empty island know how to shit!

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The roc rides on three thousand clouds and soars up to ninety thousand miles!

Gliding in the wind, traveling thousands of miles!

Only half a day.

Dapeng then came to a small shop at the foot of Qianku Mountain.

Ordered a cup of tea and sat down to rest.

Lin Xing, who was passing by this place in a hurry, felt thirsty and went into the shop to drink tea with Ji Ba...

(End of this chapter)