One Piece and the Country

Chapter 60

Regarding the "battle" for bird root fruit, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded, and everyone wanted it.

[Bu Sniper: I have a friend who has a lot of trouble with men's issues. I can't bear to see him decadent and sighing all day long at a young age. I kindly ask the anchor to give the bird root fruit to him for the sake of our sympathy. my friend! 】

[Yang Wei: I have a friend who is also in this situation. He is only 20 years old this year, and his family is a single generation of nine generations. I implore the anchor to save him! 】

[Macho Man: Making friends out of nothing? 】

[Dapeng spreads his wings: I admit that I have been weak since I was a child, and I am still a loser. I cannot afford Shenbao tablets. Please give me the bird root fruit for the sake of my ancestors being beggars for eight generations! 】

[Little Bird Yiren: Upstairs, your ID is glowing with yellow light. You have recharged at least 10 on the Gouya platform!Is it so profitable to be a beggar? 】

[Haonan: Su Xing, you know! 】

Su Xing:! ! !

After walking around the tree, Su Xing put more than 30 bird root fruits into the alien space.

"Since everyone wants it, after leaving Bermuda, I sliced ​​the fruit and gave it away in a lottery among the fans!"

[Mimi: I hope goddess of luck will come to me. My boyfriend needs a lot of supplements! 】

[He Duodong: I want to buy 10 mobile phone cards and register 10 accounts. I want to increase the winning rate by 10 times! 】

[Egguantong: I’ll risk it all, I’ll buy 10 mobile phone cards too! 】

[Dragon King: I want to call my three aunts, six aunts, aunts, aunts, QQ groups, WeChat groups... all my friends to help me, I will definitely have a piece of bird root fruit slices! 】

………………

In just 5 hours, Su Xing's fans increased to 15.

Night falls!

Less than two hours after Su Xing fell asleep, there was a swishing sound in the forest.

Dozens of black shadows scurried about in the trees in the distance, startling the sleeping birds from their sleep.

Su Xing jumped up, turned over, and looked around.

Kicked the dog awake: "Prosperous wealth, there is a situation!"

The sparks of light spread from far to near, and they were a group of monkeys holding torches, surrounding them from all directions.

Can you make a fire?

These monkeys are not simple!

Su Xing controlled a Xiaodu drone to mount on a tall tree and shoot from top to bottom.

But he separated from Wangcai and hid in the grass, covering his whole body with dead leaves from the ground.

It was so quiet that I didn't even dare to take a breath.

A monkey leader with a strong body and well-developed limbs stood on a small slope, looking dignified and majestic.

"I just heard the sound of snoring clearly. Look carefully. There must be prey!"

"Gotcha! Half braised, half steamed!"

A dull little monkey drooled: "I really hope it is a big fat pig, fat pork is the most delicious!"

A scrawny monkey said: "Venison is still delicious, venison is soft and delicate!"

The monkeys are holding torches and searching everywhere!

They have been eating berries for half a month and are particularly hungry for protein and fat!

Live broadcast room audience: ヾ(???)?

[Xiao Yi: It’s time to die, the monkey has spoken! ! ! 】

[Call the Beast: He still speaks Mandarin, and his words are clear and well-spoken. Is that okay? 】

[Spiritual Martial Arts Association*: The Bermuda Triangle is a spiritual ruins with rich spiritual energy. The monkeys should have awakened and become spiritual beasts. It is not surprising that they can speak human language! 】

[Encyclopedia Brick Master: I have to come out and do some popular science here!There are all kinds of strange creatures in Lingxu, which will definitely break your imagination!The mosquitoes in the Lingxu of Mount Tai in our country are bigger than the buffaloes. It is said that there are dinosaurs in the Lingxu of Kunlun Mountain...]

[Ganfanrenganfanhun: In other words, those monkeys have become advanced creatures!Braised and steamed in their mouths... Oops, anchor!Danger! 】

[Haonan: Su Xing, you must come back alive!I'm still waiting for your bird root fruit to save my life! 】

I have to say that Su Xing's disguise is very good!

The monkeys searched for it, but the result was deserted.

Monkey leader: "Oh, I'm going to be hungry again tonight!"

The second monkey held a small fruit in his hand and came to the monkey leader with a poop.

"Your Majesty, I picked something good today,"

Monkey leader: "Let's share the food with the brothers! Let's grit our teeth, get through the difficulties, and keep on living!"

Those small green fruits look like pumpkin hammers. After the fruit inside is dried, it turns out to be a traditional Chinese medicinal material - croton!

Soon!

"Grumble!"

The monkey leader's stomach growled. He could hold it back at first, but the longer he held it in, the harder it became.

He looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he lifted his hips slightly.

puff~

The sound was so quiet that no one heard it.

But it exploded from behind!

The two guards standing behind the leader were knocked over by the sudden stench!

He fell directly to the ground, twitching.

The second-in-command monkey immediately became alert: "Everyone, be careful, there is danger!"

The monkey leader pretended to be serious, but he couldn't let others see that he did it.

Calm down!

Calm down!

Be steady!

king!He is the chosen one!If you let other monkeys know that you fart, what dignity will there be?

The second-in-command monkey gesticulates and assigns tasks: "You, you, you, and you, pull people down!"

"You two guards, come here and stand guard to protect the king's safety!"

Puff~~~

Another silent fart!

The two guards rolled their eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fell unconscious!

If this continues, dozens of monkeys will be wiped out.

20 meters away, Su Xing put his index finger to his mouth and made a "shh" gesture to signal the dog to be quiet.

Wangcai covered his mouth with his hands and nodded in response to Su Xing!

As expected of a highly intelligent animal, it can indeed understand human speech!

"Grumble!"

The little female monkey's stomach was churning, Croton's medicine was getting stronger!

As the most beloved woman of the monkey leader!

Absolutely no air leakage!

The women in the harem are cruel!

The little female monkey clenched her fists and dug her nails into her palms.

The color of the face changes, and you have to hold on to the valve even if you die!

Chrysanthemum:〣(oΔo)〣

Juhua: I can bear it!

Juhua: I won’t tolerate it any longer!

Juhua: I... can't help it!

Bang!

A loud bang!

The trees nearby shook violently!

All the birds in this area flew up and fled into the distance, obviously frightened!

In an instant, the surroundings were as quiet as death!

This is comparable to the sound of a nuclear explosion, even a deaf person can hear it!

The second-headed monkey is indeed a battle-hardened veteran.

His face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he cleared his throat: "Ahem, so what... I feel sick to my stomach today!"

The little female monkey knows that the monkey group knows that the second-in-command is for her!

My face turned red instantly, very red, redder than a monkey’s butt!

Other monkeys who ate croton also reacted.

"Your Majesty, the monkey has three urgent needs. I have to go for a while!"

"Your Majesty, my Ollie is about to come out, so I have to excuse myself for a moment!"

"Your Majesty, I also want to find a bush to indulge in!"

Monkey leader: "Let's go, go away!"

What’s on my mind: I can’t help it anymore!Please leave quickly and give me some private space.

Little female monkey: "Your Majesty, I am my concubine..."

The monkey leader sat upright and calmly waved his hand, signaling the little female monkey to retreat!

The little female monkey found a place where she thought there was no one and squatted down.

But there is a dog head directly below her...

(End of this chapter)